I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
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Post mission drinks…
(EDIT: I changed one of the characters! Can you guess which one it was? The comment section might give you some clues…)
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Silly wind down sketch
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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hey very important to me and me alone, is roy doing ok in your big brother au? if not ok tell me that he’s alive at least because I love him and hope he’s just chilling at home with baby lian waiting for dick to get his shit together
this is the only universe i’ll ever make where roy harper is the last person to worry about
my man found his calling as a stay at home suburban dad
not everything is great of course, there is some lore regarding that ring, but roy harper is a determined masochist if nothing else and jade has a thing for pathetic men
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Roy: You wanna be a public nuisance?
Jason: Sure, how much does the job pay?
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Talking about DC to people who only have minimum knowledge is so much fun. Like
"yeah Connor- no, that's Conner with an e, I mean Connor with an o-"
"So the original Teen Titans- no, not Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire- yeah, Speedy, Kid Flash, Aqualad and Wonder Gi- what do you mean you don't know who Wonder Girl is??"
"And then Roy- no, not that Roy- yes technically they're the same guy but they're so far removed they're basically separate characters"
"Green Arrow and Speedy- no, not that Green Arrow, no not that Speedy either- no the first Speedy is older than the second Green Arrow-"
"...yes, there are more heroes in Gotham than just Batman, Robin, and Batgirl."
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Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!
Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.
(Roy enters)
Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.
Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!
Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!
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Roy and Babs' dynamic has the potential to be so funny. "I'm having a homoerotic relationship with your stepmother while you are having a homoerotic relationship with my boyfriend". Unhinged.
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Comic Comission for @devine-fem ❤️💙
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Roy: [pointing at Jason's guns] Doesn't that kind of go against Batman's rule?
Jason: The rule is "no killing." Rule gets a bit fuzzy when it comes to kneecaps, though
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My assortment of roys and mias
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*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Roy are trying to get information out of a criminal but none of them are in their uniforms*
Jason: Okay, man, now what we’re gonna play is a little game called “damn good chance you’re getting shot”.
*Jason pulls out a revolver and spins it*
Roy: Tuck the shooter, Jason.
Jason: Tuck it? This is how I do it, man.
Roy: I know this is how you do it, but this is not the time to do it how you do it.
Jason: I ain’t tucking her (the gun) once she’s out.
Roy: Tuck it, Jason!
*Dick and Tim watching from afar*
Tim: Should we step in?
Dick: Just a little tiff, Tim. Besides there’s no bullets in that gun.
Tim: How sure are you?
Dick: One in six chance.
Tim: Those are the exact odds.
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Seriously stop posting j*yroy it's literally the worst ship out there
You guys are really annoying, you know that? Lucky for me, annoying is where I live, and I just got a recent bonus that I feel like burning.
So here's what we're gonna do:
From now until 11:59 PM EST on Halloween (Oct. 31st), I want the folks reading this to reblog with your favorite Jayroy headcanons. The fluff, the angst, the crackpot humor, all of it. For each reblog this post gets, I will donate $1.00 USD to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund to aid the victims of the ongoing genocide.
BONUS: if you want me to reblog your headcanon with my own "yes and," just make a donation yourself at the link above and DM me a screenshot of the final page as proof (personal info omitted of course). It can be any amount, even just a dollar/euro/whatever denomination you use.
I believe in us. We have the power of gay ships and spite on our side.
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