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cloudycera · 1 day
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Can't be the only one who thinks about what cooking in the League kitchen is like.
Billy: Why is Bruce in the kitchen?
Diana: Something about a tiramisu to impress Tim's boyfriend.
Billy: Hah??
Wally: GUYS WHY IS BRUCE IN THE KITCHEN?!
Billy: Apparently he's trying to kill Tim's boyfriend with Tiramisu.
Diana:His cooking can't be that bad.
Wally: The man once called me at 3am to ask how much water is too much for a cup ramen. Like MAYBE IT'S TIME TO STOP ONCE IT'S OVERFLOWING.
Billy: He tried to make pancakes once and actually put a baking tin on the stove. We should go check on him or possibly retrain him.
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Hal: What the-
Barry: Hm?
Hal: What happened to all the coffee we just git a new tin last week?
Barry: Well lots of people go through here everyday somethings just don't last.
Billy:*Visibly Exhausted* Hey guys.
Barry: Geez what happened to you.
Hal: You look like you need this more than I do *hands billy the cup of coffee*
Billy: Oh no I'm okay just busy with my night classes and work, you should have the coffee I feel bad drinking so much lately.
Hal: Oh well at least I know it ain't plastic man drinking our shit.
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Clark: We need a schedule for the kitchen, I've walked in there 3 times today and there's always something burning.
Victor: Well it's kinda hard to keep track of what you're cooking when some dude wants to drop the Eiffel tower into a volcano.
Billy: *snort* Loved that guy.
Clark: Billy we do not encourage stealing historic monuments.
Billy: Ain't stealing is they French.
Victor: True that. *the jump into the air and high five*
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zaliausappealing · 2 days
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prfm-multiverse · 17 hours
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2022.12.04 GENERATIONS x Perfume - FLASH + Polyrhythm + Make Me Better (Abema.tv GENERATIONS 24 Hours TV)
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wayneprincess · 3 days
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Okay but I just want to say that I am so grateful that even though Flash aka Ball of Sunshine aka Wally West is written as everybody's friend was not just universally liked by all of his League colleagues just like that but he had to gradually build friendships with them. Wonder Woman was never a patient and calm character in JL(U) and since she did not understand Man's World, she was bound to be surprised by Wally's attitude (remember when he tried to flirt with her? lol). They grew to appreciate and like one another, their friendship is one of a kind and I love it.
What are you getting when you have a prideful warrior Princess and a goofy speedster? This and this is wonderful ❤️
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why-i-love-comics · 2 days
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Lazarus Planet: Dark Fate #1 preview
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comicsiswild · 22 hours
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Batman/Superman: World’s Finest (2022) #9
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swarmfly · 1 day
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I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL WEEK FOR MY SHOTGUN
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batfamfucker · 1 year
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We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
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jetslay · 9 months
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DC Super-Heroes by Andrew Day.
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talkshitgetcrit · 9 months
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New the Batman movie this, new the Batman movie that - everyone acts like the greatest piece of Batman related media had not been created YEARS ago by kids on tumblr
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hereforthecartoons · 5 months
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Thinking about that one time in JL TAS when Batman thought Wonder Woman was buried under rubble and literally dug through it with his bare hands until she climbed out and then proceeded to hide his hands from her. Thinking about how it took Flash (2) minutes of talking to get him to go to Flash Appreciation Day and drag Orion along with him. Thinking about how Batman, literally he squishiest and most vulnerable member of the team, shot Martian Manhunter and the Flash away from the Watchtower so he could crash it into the enemy’s doomsday weapon, KNOWING he was far more likely to die than those two. Thinking about how on Superman’s birthday he personally delivered cash, knowing it was a shit gift, to him in the Fortress of Solitude because  he didn’t know how to give it otherwise. Thinking about how Batman is aware that he probably won’t ever fix Gotham, but still goes out and does it anyway because every life he saves is another life that won’t end up like his. Thinking about how Batman’s greatest strength is not his intelligence, or his skill, or his willpower, but his compassion for life even at its ugliest.
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jasontoddsguns · 1 year
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Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.
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inthefallofasparrow · 8 months
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Just so you know, the original Wiggles did a 18+ reunion concert in Sydney last night.
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prfm-multiverse · 19 hours
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2022.12.04 Generations x Perfume Dance Medley  - FLASH + Polyrhythm + Make Me Better (Abema.tv GENERATIONS 24 Hours TV)
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foeofcolor · 5 months
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Metropolis, on average, is likely to have much higher than average rent than Gotham. Reporters, non tv ones esp., don’t get paid that much these days with the gradual decline of print media. Probably lower than average for someone aiming to keep a low profile.
My point is, that rent in metropolis sucks ass and Clark just starting at the daily planet and running off to be superman all the time, is just. having an awful fucking time, because to be superman he can’t have roommates. He probably ends up doing some part time jobs with odd hours to keep his secret.
And most people also don’t know that superman HAS a secret identity in the early days and think he just. full time lives at the north pole.
So when the jla starts, no one KNOWS he has secret identity and Clark isn’t particularly keen on exposing it so he just. keeps coming up with bullshit ass excuses why he is randomly offline sometimes.
FLASH : Hey supes, why weren’t you at the meeting yesterday-
GREEN LANTERN : Got a hot date?
CLARK : I was, uh. Preparing for my hibernation.
 AQUAMAN : Your fucking WHAT
MARTIAN MANHUNTER, FULLY AWARE THAT CLARK IS MAKING BULLSHIT UP : Many species do such things-
FLASH : Alien species??
WONDER WOMAN, ASLO AWARE THAT HE’S LYING : Flash, Kal is also an alien, no matter how similar to humans he may look.
WONDER WOMAN : Kal, If there is anything we can do to assist-
CLARK : No, No, No it’s, it’s fine, it’s not a big deal-
BATMAN, AWARE OF HIS SECRET IDENTITY : It IS a big deal, superman. If one of our strongest is to be out of commission for an extended period of time-
CLARK : Oh, I won’t- We, we do it in shifts.
WONDER WOMAN : Is that so, Kal?
CLARK : Yeah, h. haha. 
Smash cut to a few years later-
KARA : YOU TOLD THEM WE DO WHAT
CLARK : I PANICKED OK?
Diana and Bruce never let him live this down btw.
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why-i-love-comics · 7 months
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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #38 - "S.O.S." (2022)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Maria Li, Lan Ma, & C.M. Cameron
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