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thinkingaboutjaedyn · 12 days

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Jenni hc pt3 please 💗💗

jenni as your wife would be like..

author notes: jenni officially upgraded from your gf to your wife 💗 enjoy it babes!

➜ jenni is a complete mess at the wedding. she couldn't follow the tradition of not seeing the bride before walking down the aisle (her defense was that your wedding wasn't even traditional in the first place since it's gay). she just had to see you, have a moment to yourselves where no one else was around so she could just spill her heart out. she did cry and almost ruined her makeup, but it got fixed right before the actual ceremony.

➜ super handsy at the wedding especially after getting drunk. she's just so happy you're her wife

➜ y'all's honeymoon is in italy for nearly two weeks. jenni tried to research places to go, but was too lazy to so y'all just ventured the city jenni decided to bring you to. learning about really gorgeous sights along the way. she forced you to wear sorta matching outfits the whole time.

➜ gets ten times clinger. she just wants to always be around you and can't deal with being away from you for more than a month before she starts getting all sad. texts you everyday y'all are apart and you have to facetime her every night or you just don't love her

➜ you're banned from calling her jenni now. it's either baby or babe or my love or anything but her name. she thinks you're mad at her everytime jenni even leaves your mouth

➜ brags about you all the time to anyone who will listen and is high-key cocky about it. she thinks you're such a catch. always saying things like "my wife got this new dress, she looks so gorgeous in it, want to see?" or "she's so perfect, no?" while holding up a photo of you on her phone

➜ jenni becomes even more protective. even media training won't stop her from defending you if someone gets out of line online or even in person

➜ gets baby fever nearly right away after the wedding. if you have little siblings or nieces/nephews, it makes it even worse. she always hinting at the fact she wants a lil mix of her & you running around

➜ still annoying as hell and quite childish. actually it got worse. makes inappropriate jokes at the worse moments, pushing you for no reason, holding things up out of your reach if you're shorter than her, and way more. jenni may be 33 but she's a big baby around you

➜ buys matching gold bracelets for the both of you. one that has her initials in it and the other has your initials in it. she never takes this bracelet off once she gets it, taping it up during games.

➜ all of her celebrations are you-centered. even when it doesn't seem like it. jenni could be just throwing up a simple heart, but just know it's 100% for you

➜ becomes so determined to be your mother's favorite daughter-in-law. she needs that sweet motherly validation.

➜ those jealousy issues of hers get worse. you know the tiktok audio that's like "yeah she's great and all, but how long is she going to be talking to my wife?" yeah that's jenni. she just can't help herself, she wants you to herself

➜ jenni tells you all the time how she's so in love with you and how perfect you are and that she can't live without you which is true. jenni is head over heels for you

#jenni hermoso x reader #jenni hermoso #woso x reader #woso fanfics #woso fluff

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h-harleybaby · 1 year

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you were right about people wanting a kyle version of the confessing out of horniness…i am that person. hand it over🤲😼

HAHAHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT

I love you weirdos tho

Kyle fans are like feral bloodhounds and I live for it

BLOODHOUNDS I TELL YOU

HAS NSFW CONTENT

Kyle confessing out of horniness hcs

• It's soooo easy to rile up Kyle, it takes barely anything. Him being horny around you has just become something that's ordinary

• Doesn't mean he'll ever stop being embarrassed over it, when he feels his pants tighten he wants to die in a hole

• Out of all of them, it takes him the LONGEST to jerk off to the thought of you. He doesn't wanna objectify you and he feels really guilty after doing it

• He's also the one who takes the longest to confess because he's anxious about how you'll react

• It's kinda funny how after y'all start dating you're cuddling on the couch, and within 5 minutes he has a boner that's pressing against you

• He was praying you wouldn't notice but you did, and surprisingly you offered to help him out! Lord knows that if you wait for him to initiate things it's gonna take years

•Kyle's scared to touch you while you give him a blowjob because he doesn't wanna be an asshole and push your head down at the wrong time. You have to guide his hand to your hair

• He practically dies when he finally cums down your throat and you swallow it all. Head back, soul leaving his body, and everything

• Even if he loves getting head from you he's desperate to please you/eat you out. It's a smidge awkward but he gets the hang of it quickly! He's a fast learner

• He so desperately needs to know you feel good and that everything he's doing is right. I swear he almost cums against the couch when you tug at his hair and moan about how good he's making you feel

• Nvm he did cum, and it made a huge mess but neither of you really cared at the moment

• It takes a bit but after some reassurance and encouragement y'all eventually fuck

• Tbh the only reason Kyle was so hesitant is because he doesn't wanna seem like a complete idiot while fucking you

• Like I said earlier, Kyle is the slowest to do any of this out of all the guys. He wants to take his time with you because he loves you and wants to make sure you know that!

• Anyways, sex is honestly a bit awkward at first but it's fine, isn't everyone's first times? Y'all get over the awkwardness and it's pretty nice

• He was really nervous about everything but after doing it with you he realized it's actually not as nerve wracking as he thought it was

• Sex with him is really sweet and slow, he just wants to enjoy it and feel close to you

• I can see him being for the most part a bit of a service sub ya know??? KINDA

• He likes being under you and in the beginning he prefers you to take charge until he starts getting more and more used to it

• Aftercare with Kyle is just as sweet as the sex, he's always making sure you're ok but sometimes after the 4th time of him asking if you were ok in 2 minutes it gets annoying. He wouldn't tell you this, but he absolutely loves being doted on. And you love spoiling him :)

Imagine me hunched over a computer with bloodshot eyes and then that tiktok audio where it's like "just working, working hard to please you"

Again, barely proof read/technically not proof read at all

#h harleybaby needs help #south park x reader #harley’s anons <33 #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x reader smut #harley’s requests!

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scarletwinterxx · 17 days

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jaemin dad scenario #2

hellooooooo ~ not sure if y'all are familiar with this audio but I saw a cute tiktok vid earlier with this audio and I wanted to write one about it. plus I've been wanting to write another dad jaemin scenario so here we are😅 hope you like it!!!

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Jaemin hears the voices from downstairs, waiting for his wife and daughter to walk in the kitchen where he's currently baking cupcakes for Heejin's school day.

"Daddy, we're home"

He turns around to face the two of you, his two girls smiling widely at him. Heejin reaches out for him, immediately getting Heejin from you to give him her after daycare cuddles and kisses

"There's my baby princess, how was daycare today? Did you have so much fun? You didn't cry?" he ask in between kisses on her face. Meanwhile you watch the adorable scene between your husband and his mini me.

"She didn't cry, her teacher told me and she got a star"

"Wah you did? Can appa see it?" he asks the little girl in his arms, Heejin holds out her hand to show the star sticker on the back of her hand

"Wow, that's great! I'll give you a cupcake since you're very good" he promises Heejin, you give him a strict look but you let it slide.

You and Jaemin are on the same page when it comes to raising your daughter. You rarely have any arguments, but there are times Jaemin folds whenever Heejin wants something. Like giving her sweets, or letting her stay up past her bedtime.

You really can't beat the dad-daughter duo, they both know how to make you say yes. One look at you with their round eyes, you're nodding your head to whatever wish they have.

"Also Heejin got something to say" you tell Jaemin, walking towards the fridge to get a drink while Jaemin sets Heejin on the counter

"What is it, baby?"

"I got a boyfwiend" her little baby voice says happily.

Immediately Jaemin's smile changes while you try to hold in the laughter. He looks over at you then back at Heejin

"You don't have a boyfriend"

The little girl frowns at her dad, "I do have my boyfwiend" she says a bit louder this time

You can't help but laugh, Jaemin looks over at you with a glare clearly not amazed with the situation but to you it's very hilarious.

"You don't have a boyfriend" he sternly says, Heejin then sobs then reaches out for you.

You step closer to give her some comfort while Jaemin stands beside you, still not done with his argument with his 4 year old daughter.

"Aw love, what's wrong? who made you cry?" you ask her, patting her hair. The Little Na looking up at you with teary eyes

"Daddy says.. daddy says i don't have boyfwiend" she says in between sobs. At this point you can't help the big smile on your face, your daughter is being so adorable right now.

"But you do have a boyfriend?" you ask her, giggling.

Jaemin playfully pinches your waist, you brush him off while you watch Heejin nod her head "You do? What's his name?"

"Ji-hun" she says with her lips cutely pouting

You laugh again, enveloping her with a hug and kissing her head. Looking over at your husband to see him with an opposite expression on his face, "Yah, they're kids. Just go with it" you whisper

"She's four, she's my babygirl" he grumbles, taking Heejin from you to hold her again

"You're not allowed to have a boyfriend until you're 50" he tells her seriously. To little Heejin, it doesn't really make any sense apart from meaning she doesn't get to be right this time which she doesn't like.

This makes her cry again but doesn't move from her father's embrace

"Boys will make you cry then I have to beat them up then dad will have boo boo's. Do you want dad to have boo boo's?"

"No" she answers, hugging Jaemin quickly. She's always been a worried baby, if she feels like either of you are in danger she gets very anxious and starts to cry. When she was a baby, she hated seeing Jaemin on his bike. She thought he was going to fall.

"Okay then don't get a boyfriend okay? Pinky promise" he holds out his pinky towards Heejin, the little girl sealing the promise

"I can't even imagine how you would be when she actually starts dating" you tease him

"Don't start with me. I'll actually fight them"

You laugh, joining in their hug. Jaemin wraps one arm around you while the other holds Heejin, both of his girls in his arms.

"And I love you for that, but one day she's going be a big girl and would fall in love just like I did. With you" you tell him, giving him a kiss on the cheek

He looks at you, his eyes full of love and adoration like they always have ever since you met. "Well then as long as she falls in love with someone who loves her the way I love you, then I guess I'll be okay. That's still a maybe though, no one deserve our baby girl"

You smile at him, kissing him again this time on the lips then giving Heejin a kiss also on her chubby cheeks "I love you more, both of you. How about we finish baking these then let's have a cuddle night the three of us?"

"Sounds like heaven to me" He agrees, kissing both you and Heejin on the head before he sets Heejin down. The little one getting her standing stool ready to help with decorating the cupcakes but you both know she's after the sprinklers

"After I put her to bed, you and I are going to have a talk" he whispers

"What did I do" you laugh "Mhm, you can laugh now. Just wait until later"

#story #fic #nct #nct dream #nct jaemin #na jaemin #nct oneshot #nct scenario #nct fluff #nct dad #jaemin imagine #jaemin fluff #jaemin au #jaemin scenario #jaemin dad

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cinnaamon · 1 year

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dating ethan landry headcanons ;

pairing: ethan landry x fem!reader

warnings: really fluffy, in a world where gf doesn't exist, implied fem!reader like once (ethan having the nickname "mamas" for reader)

synopsis: what i think dating ethan landry is like !

— definitely shy before asking you out and when you guys first start dating

— he asks chad for help on how to ask you out because he's completely clueless

— chad definitely made fun of him

— "dude, stop being so paranoid and just ask her out!" "what?! she's definitely going to say no!" "with that mindset, yeah."

— when he finally does get the courage to ask you out, he's all nervous

— "would you-uhm..maybe want to..go out with me sometime? i just think you're really funny and beautiful..!"

— ethan's flabbergasted that you said yeah..

— idk i feel like for the first date he would do something casual

— (i feel like all dates with him would be casual tho..)

— dates can include, breakfast/lunch/dinner, sleepovers, study dates, movie nights, or going out someplace !

— when you guys go out to eat, he doesn't bring you to fancy places

— but not cheap places either

— he always insists on paying but you argue back

— "let me pay for it!" "ethan, you always pay! let me!" "no!"

— you end up winning the argument and you both split the bill

— for sleepovers, i feel like it would evolve from another date, you know?

— like it could start out as a dinner date, but you both lost track of time and it's late so ethan offers for you to stay over

— if you sleep over at his house, he would give you clothes to borrow!

— if you're at your house, the clothes he gave you to "borrow" would be there so you'd just give him that to use

— study dates would definitely be his idea

— "hey, we haven't had a date in awhile!" "you're right, let's come over to my place and have a study date!" "babes.."

— ethan enjoys them while you're suffering

— you'd try to distract him with kisses and he would be so close to giving in

— eventually he does lol

— you guys totally have movie nights often

— i would say this is what usually causes sleepovers

— i firmly believe that ethan loves romcoms..is it just me?

— he's a sucker for romantic stuff, but he also loves to get a good laugh in here and there

— ok but i have a feeling that his fav romcom would be murder mystery but like that's my opinion..

— other than romcoms, other movies he's obsessed with watching includes the corpse bride, alvin and the chipmunks, despicable me, and any spiderman movie

— when you guys feel bored, you guys would just go hang out as a date

— he would 100% bring you to arcadesss

— always tries to challenge you in the basketball or air hockey games

— if he wins and gets all the tickets, he'd feel so bad and proud of himself

— he would feel so bad to the point he would get you something from the ticket prize counter:D

— "what do you want?" "ooh, get me a tattoo or sticker!" "okay!"

— he loves cuddles

— he's not very fond of showing affection in public (unless somebody gets touchy with you..), but in private?

— he's all over you

— i feel like ethan prefers being the little spoon, but he can be the big spoon if you want

— calls you nicknames like babe, pretty, baby, gorgeous, and sometimes mamas (as a joke obvi)

— that one tiktok audio that's like "mamá y papá" is something anika, chad, or tara would do with y'all

— doesn't really get jealous, but if they get a little TOO close, best believe he's grabbing you by your waist and kissing you

— "babe, who's this?" "oh, just some guy from my history class! we have a project together and we were discussing it!" "hm.."

— but yeah, he's also really clingy

— you could be cuddling after school, and when you say you have to go someplace, he would not let you go

— "i promised my friends that i would go shopping with them for prom today!" "cancel on them." "ethan!"

#scream vi #ethan landry #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry x you #ethan landry fluff #ethan landry imagine #ethan landry headcanons #ethan landry x y/n #ethan landry fanfiction #scream 6 #— lani's headcanons !#ethan landry (lani's version)

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twistedwonderlandshenanigans · 10 months

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Wisdom Teeth Removal

Your girl is getting her wisdom teeth yanked today so here's how I think the cast reacts on anesthesia

Heartslaybul

Riddle: He's so so sleepy, and starts crying when he's told he can't sleep yet. He's very emotional, just wants cuddles, BUT he gets really excited when he can still eat like the custard part of a tart.

Trey: He's just Not Present whatsoever, he's in a different dimension. Just leave him to his thoughts and make sure he eats he's fine.

Cater: Does a tiktok with a before and after audio. However when he sees himself in the camera he starts crying and calling himself ugly, he needs cuddles and reassurance. In relationships where it is appropriate, he will try to kiss his partner and get So Sad when they won't kiss him

Deuce: Also pretty spacey, starts crying when he hears/sees his mom, but is also convinced he's spiderman.

Ace: Flirts with the nurse on the way to the car, is convinced he's being kidnapped like....

"Y'all are kidnappin me?"

"no we'r-"

"Its cuz I'm hot ahaha" *fuckboy face*

when he notices his bandaid he gets mad "I ain't a fuckin pussy, take it off"

Savanaclaw

Leona: He doesn't have wisdom teeth this son of a bitch. and although I really want to imagine Leona on anesthesia, chances are hes still just sleepy and gets mad when he cant have burger

Ruggie: Is convinced his gauze falling out is his tongue and panics, "I cant afford that" and while crying tries to stuff it back into his mouth

Jack: my poor baby is bullied so much by his upperclassmen that he's convinced that they took his legs too and just starts crying. They let himvideocall with his siblings and he starts crying and telling them how much he loves them.

Octavinelle

Azul: wough baby boy is so out of it, he doesnt even notice when smoothie starts dripping down his chin bc he can't feel it. He starts crying if you tell him he's making a mess, but is fine the moment he's shown he's clean.

Jade + Floyd: Wakes up during surgery around the same time as Floyd and both of them are trying to talk to each other and laughing because they cant with peoples hands in their mouths. Also this links to a tiktok thats like them. After.

Scarabia

Kalim: I can't find the video, but when he's sitting in the chair after surgery he notices a nurse leave the room and starts crying. "They should be here. Everyone should be here to see me"

Jamil: He and Najma get them done at the same time, he's emotional, she's making fun of him, gets confused in a funny way when he cries and tells him to stop being a baby

Pomefiore

Vil: He gets mad if you record him, he's still coherent enough to know he doesnt want a phone in his face, but the audio clips are immaculate. Compares himself to god more than once.

Rook: Son of a bitch doesnt have wisdom teeth >:(

Epel: Pulls his shirt away from his chest to look down and gets sad "they didn't gimme my muscles" and is absolutely miserable

Ignihyde

Idia: Ortho fucks around with him some, puts pringles cans on his arms and convinces him he's ironman/some equivalent from an anime or something. Mans is hyper in attitude but wont get up from his chair. Yes Ortho livestreams it to the rest of Ignihyde.

Ortho: N/A

Diasomnia

Malleus: he's really weepy after getting his wisdom teeth out. Lilia convinces him that his horns have grown legs and walked away and Malleus proceeds to cry more until his favourite person shows up and all is right in the world again.

Lilia: He's a runner he's a track staaaar, someone put him on a leash because he will unlock and open the door of a moving vehicle to try to jump out (HC that medical practitioners can enforce magic restraints so that while a patient is incapable of making an informed decision they cannot use magic) also dances a lot. Looooves to talk on the phone,ven if theres nobody on the other end.

Silver: Sleepy baby stays a sleepy babyyyy

Sebek: He has the widest fucking eyes at everything, everything feels waaaaay too fast for him, but its the first time hes so quiet , hes like dead silent

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therottenkingsreckoning · 9 months

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SafetySpace AU guide

I saw other people doing this with their AUs, so I figured I'll do it too!

About the AU: This is essentially a swap AU, although the characters have kinda morphed into their own thing as well. Main Character here is Prince Yol (my swapped version of Eddie) a half human/ half mold-alien from a biopunk world who was sent to earth to learn all about us and how best to be king (think Twilight Sparkle). He and his friends live in a town much like the OG neighborhood, except it's surrounded by beautiful jungle instead of forest. The comic will follow the Welcome Home crew as they meet their strange counterparts and come to realize that something may be about to happen.

You can:

-Make SFW fanart! I would be so so happy to see fanart of my characters, alone or interacting with your AUs!

-do audios and tiktoks for them! Voiceclaims can be found here, since most of them sound nothing like the OG versions lol. Please be sure to credit me if you do though!

-Send asks! I may be a bit slow to respond, but it'd make me so happy to infodump and answer questions!

-Make OCs! None of them will show up in the official story sadly, as I already have a clear idea of how I want that to go. But you're still free to make them, and I'd love to see them!

-angst is ok, and gore too if ya want! I'll be doing that myself to a degree. Yol has blood like golden light (as well as some other anatomical quirks I'll discuss later) so I better be seeing some good glowy goo if ya do ;)

-RPs are ok, as long as you follow the rules I have set out below. I'll post more sketches at some point so y'all can get a better sense of what everyone is like :)

You can't:

-make NSFW fanart. Yes I know Clown has given the ok on that, but I find people making lewd of my characters deeply uncomfy and I ask that you please do not.

-Character AI, or any AI in general. I don't care how cute or funny you think it would be, DO. NOT. DO THIS.

- No xOC or xY/N please, at least not the romantic kind. Platonic interactions are fine, but shipping of that nature isn't really something I wanna be involved in or associated with. Also, no selfcest/wallycest, deardarling, or franklydarling.

Right, that should be all for now! All pages will uploaded in chronological order on my page under the "SafetySpace au comic" tag, with the related AU tag including all non-comic art as well. Please remember to be respectful, and happy fandoming!

#stuff i said #Ember's art #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home au #SafetySpace au #digital art #artist on tumblr #welcome home fanart

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toournextadventure · 1 year

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(I'm not sure how to put a video so uhm) yk that one audio where it's like "ayo fuck this are we dating? are we fucking? are we bestfriends blahblahblahblah", Imagine birb making a tt with that just bc she can

I ALSO WANNA EDIT THEM TO THIS BUT I CANT BC BIRBS NOT REAL, THIS IS ALL IVE BEEN TALKING ALL DAYYYYYYY

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT can y'all just imagine all the tiktoks Birb would simply because she thinks Wednesday will never see them? And then one day Enid helps Wednesday set one up because she's an asshole and knows Birb makes all those stupid tiktoks

I'LL FIND A BIRB SOMEWHERE I PROMISE, THEN Y'ALL CAN MAKE ALL THE EDITS YOU WANT

#answered #everyone but her au

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slimthicksonnett · 2 years

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y'all know the tiktok audio that is like "the hoes gonna love this..." ? yeah that's me while i'm writing right now. anyways! send requests or whatever for when my brain inevitably wants to switch to a new project!

#request list!

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randomclam24 · 9 days

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Under the graphics card settings, antialiasing set to enhance application settings has been set emphatically to supersampling with morphological turned off

Update

On actual effort to afford the required

If drama "lords" would speak historically - you don't have to uncover the 1900s

4/25 I've consistently failed to see the moves in play because I utterly fail to see the basic context around us. When you do a thing, it's in the form of requesting * foreign * aid. Nothing else ever at the behest of presumptive y'alling which manifests out of the uncanny valley, as we meaninglessly miss in trying to circulate this. If you're white, you've been given this already your whole *life*, so when it shuts off, it's natural we blame everyone but ourselves, but it's true! We are foreign agents

Update A thing literally sprouted out of my desktop like a plant. It said free weather updates and so much more - I've never had it do that before, but it spoke in my face like that

If you can *solve* this riddle, you get free etherium

When you see updated *cereal* box mascots, at least from Kelloggs, as the divine hand, you're supposed to *see* it like that. But that's just another clue; what *is*-

Just pre-9-11, people were acting like they could talk their shit. They told you *no*

but these are just relativist acts. - *no* these are the morals we follow (if anyone disregards these, everyone does, that's why tiktok had to - if you don't know the context you might as well not even say it)

4/26 Something about how if we can't even have a cabal, we can't even have a technologically-procured existence

The trauma that propels people - just arbitrarily out of a vacuum of reason to success in this artificial life happens entirely devoid of the gene pool

Update I mean, they say jews don't like to admit it, but their god is Lucifer, but speak for everybody

How do you think they *got* in this childbirth-beholden-to-sacrifice state? Hmm? *You* don't seem very willing

Update On the episode of Common Filth I stopped on, everything, again, he is describing about how women - he puts it, "girls", like to make their children into sociology experiments, is just the womanhood of my immediate family, in and of itself. There is nothing more. Again, "Money's Prophets" - that is a book about the Rothschilds. Do you really want to masturbate what has gone on? The procreation as the psychosis endowment with our selves is not what you think it is

Update Writing this before finishing, with Silent Hill 2 enhanced edition, the settings for the static and fog are actually extremely sensitive, to the point that it's going to piss me off You could say the two have a relationship, like how, when Sega allegedly even admitted that having Sonic release right now was dumb because of Mario Wonder, the static is Sonic while the fog is the Bowser castle Ideally, between James Sunderland and the trees at the very beginning, a similar effect should be achieved where Godzilla NES Creepypasta's dynamic of overshadowing Godzilla should be reflected - in fact I've seen audio uploads on YouTube accentuating that phobia but never felt it Static got adjusted to liking, which was just default without correction, then tried starting the game and felt like I had to shut off everything until I eventually adjusted the fog settings to [Restore 3D fog levels] switched off, [Adjust fog-of-war boundaries] left on, and [Natural fog movement] switched off. Now it feels like it needs static, but not the way I had it. One setting I left behind made the trees in the Rosewater Park feel like poking right into my thought process Yes it was ultra-fine with correction, and now you can't use keyboard - they will know

4/27 I'm what's wrong with trannies. That's dangerous to admit, because then that comes into play for communism and then the deck of cards just comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling do o own (.)<-it's the truth. You think you get *over* this shit("shit" being used for who knows what reason It's not just me acting not like but as the assclown as white people are so committed to * * evil * *

The relationship black people have among the rap games, "dog", being in origin our subservience to community or as we call it "communism", if they knew that, we would *never* be able to get over it. Never. We would have to disband 4chan's idiocy in its own filth and everything. The whole world would be on fire, in itself as what that in psychology would always have been in origin. QED and don't you walk no more <- But are you taking this seriously

Like sex, Denzel Curry adding "last days" in a latest rap song is just a *fashion* statement - everyone knows the world is beyond fucking

If that's how hopeless white things are, then we're going to have to make some understatement reparations - do I even know what those are? You're talking to me like I'm fashionable.

And there you have it - the reason 4chan says irony when it says become ungovernable - it really only means become unfashionable, which is why it never carries, it is not funny <- Are you paying attention

*no* they are not

Update I know well there's more under pressure with Dark Souls II right now than there is without

So I'd rather everyone get bored

4/29 I don't get it, but it always seems like the white identity jews even just kind of compulsively denounce as their identity masturbation is actually, as the book on Communism: Irresistible Revolution isolated, the Christian Democrats that made them possible

I was born too late historically, but we just consider those * your footsoldier * I know if you followed directions cue-wise, it was supposed to be as the boomers said.

Update Christian Democrats are the kid that jews turn into their sociology experiment. * They don't mind *.

So when the crazy moms try to do the same and the kid would ever act *out*, they just say what world did *you* come out of - you came out of my womb

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minksyn · 2 months

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Across The Spider-Verse Imagine: Pothole

written: 8/25/23

A person was walking down the sidewalk. They were playing music and bopping their head, ignoring the eyes that glanced past him.

Except, one person was watching him. The person's thoughts being, 'Prank 'em, John.'

Then a shout was heard, causing people to turn their heads to take a look.

"WATCH OUT FOR THE POTHOLE!!"

The person with headphones thought, 'watch out for the pothole?'

It was then that his right foot didn't touch the ground. It caused his body to topple forward into the blackhole.

He stared wide eyed at his doom, 'uh oh.'

[A/N: I mean- at least he still had music blasting in his ears?]

Suprisingly, he didn't close his eyes at all. Nope, he was that terrified that his eyes were frozen still.

'Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope-'

It was like he was chanting a whole mantra. Well, that was until he dropped from a ceiling.

[A/N: In an alternate dimension, he arrived on the roof of the building or in a coffee shop]

SPLAT

He fell face first into the ground. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt much, but he was sure the adrenaline killed the pain from his broken nose.

-A few seconds before the unknown face planted-

There was loud chatter through the big space. There were pillars going all kinds of directions, but mostly horizontal, and multiple people around it.

Then a comical tingle appeared above all of them as if they were sensing something. They all turned to where the sensed something was going to happen. A few seconds later, a person fell out from the ceiling. As if they just teleported.

Those with good hearing and within earshot heard the person grown. A minute later, there was a crowd forming around the man who was still kissing the floor.

The person then looked up after he kept hearing walking feet. I mean, he just stayed on the floor to calm his mind because like it's totally not weird for someone to fall out of LITERALLY NOWHERE!?!?!?

His eyes met tons of other gigantic white eyes? Mask eyes? He didn't know, frankly didn't care either because his headphones disconnected, but the phone didn't stop playing the music so it started blasting really loud. The people around him noticeably flinched at the sound. He also flinched, but not as hard as them.

Before he could press pause, the lyrics came on.

His eyes widened a sliver before he started going into his pocket to get his phone to pause it. First mistake was that he checked the wrong pocket. Second mistake was that he put it in the tightest pocket. So he was struggling to pause the music, even trying to press the off button which didn't work.

By time he got his phone from his pocket, the next song came on. It was even more inappropiate than the previous song. Luckily, this time, he paused the music.

Then came the silence.

"…" "…" "…"

The silence was so loud, but the man broke the silence by awakwardly chuckling.

"So…how y'all doing?"

[A/N: You can practically hear the tiktok audio and the sound affect]

[Second A/N: Help, I need help. I still need to do the English, I would've been done if not for my procrastinating mind. Oh, no. Deary me, is that my sky thoughts i hear???]

#wait a minute.. i couldve sworn i wrote something about a lemonade stand..#oh well :(#minksyn #writeblr #writers #writers on tumblr #minksyn writing #spiderman atvs #atvs imagine #atvs x oc #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse x oc

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ryvgvji · 3 years

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hello! can i request more hq boys fakefuck headcanons?

haikyuu boys fakefuck you headcannon pt.3

featuring - sugawara, daichi, ushijima, suna, sakusa

warnings - suggestive writing

author note - hey anon, i am so sorry for the late reply! i hope that you're doing good and okay, enjoy.

SUGAWARA

he's for sure a closeted freak!

all he does is...

when he sees the right moment to strike

he comes over, grabs your hips, and grind them into his slowly making you feel his dick about to explode in his pants

"Suga, why?"

"why not?"

DAICHI

doing something sweet for your hardworking boyfriend, you decided to give him a lapdance

settling him in the chair in the middle of the room, you sat on his lap, legs on each side of his

hands on the back of his neck, you move your hips and grind onto him

unable to contain himself for long, Daichi hooks his arms under your thighs, lifting you up and moving y'all to the bed

"Daichi!! this is supposed to be for you." you pout

"please, you should know that i won't be able to sit through that."

USHIJIMA

let's just start off by saying, he will not be initiating it; it's you

while spending quality time, baking together, and listening to your hype playlist, you start to dance

this makes wakatoshi smile as he watches you go off

but then, you back that ass up on him and look back at him winking

he places his hands on your shoulders and pulls you back in him, making your ass bounce as he thrusts into hard

"USHI!! oh my god."

"what? this is not what i'm supposed to do?"

SUNA

laying in bed with you on top of him, you guys were doing your daily cuddling while Suna scrolls through his phone on TikTok and you listen to his heartbeat

you'd occasionally react to the TikTok he'd show you

this audio started to play and you couldn't help but slowly twerk, isolating each cheek

Suna moving the phone a bit to see what you're doing instantly cocks on eyebrow, playing the sound wanting to see you do it again

doing just so, you continue to move your ass

Suna free hand moves down into your pants grabbing a handful and softly bucking his hips into yours

"what're you doin' Su?"

"you should know since you started it."

SAKUSA

another fellow brother that has you initiate it

Sakusa having his weekly clean day with you, he was currently doing the laundry and as for you, dinner was about completed

growing tired and bored, you go to check on down in the basement

sitting on a chair, scrolling through his phone, he lifts his head acknowledging you enter the room motioning his head for you to come closer

you tell him dinner is almost ready as you ask to sit on his lap which he approves of and places his phones down, arms wrapping around your waist, head on your shoulder and thanking you for all your help

"i could think of other ways for you to thank me." you lean over slighting rubbing your ass against him

Sakusa lets out a little whimper and grinds back against you, hold on you getting tighter

"once the laundry is done, i will give you what you want."

#haikyuu headcannons #black reader #haikyuu x black reader #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu!!#haikyuu reactions #hq x black!reader #hq drabbles #sugawara x reader #daichi x reader #ushijima x reader #sakusa x reader #suna x reader

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me0111 · 3 years

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y'all know that tiktok sound right, i want to insert the audio but i don't have time to edit ● 3●

+ cringe pickup line from ace

ps. i just realized that i forgot to draw law beard on 7th slide, I'm sorry

#acesan #zosan #lawsan #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #trafalgardwaterlaw #portgas d ace

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stargirlwnchstr · 4 years

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I have a visual to share with y'all. Say welcome to my long ass 'The Foxes + tiktok' headcanon

@ nickythefox_es (part 1???)

Basically Nicky gets tiktok but all of the foxes show up eventually and just use his profile.

• Most of the videos are with nicky and allison, also matt and dan and occasionally neil.

• Allison and nicky learn so many dances.

• Their duet of make his pockets hurt with Mariah and Zane from the vlog squad is the first one to go v i r a l.

• Yeah most of their followers know them but some and a lot of the comments are non exy fans that just watch them because they're cool

• So many of the "what is exy" "stickball game??" "dont even bother explaining to me what is the sport they play I dont care I'm just here for neil." And related comments get a liked from creator (andrew told nicky to like them)

•The "Oh my god she's coming." "I'm so afraid of her." Audio are the twinyards and nicky shows up, he had to bribe them to be a part of that one.

• They post another version but it's Kevin that enters and Allison and Nicky talking

• So many comments thirsting over them and calling matt and dan parents

• "the real bisexual struggle is simping for matt and dan in the same tiktok." -> liked from creator nickythefox_es commented/replied: ASDGFKSSDWADKWB

• Someone makes a 'put a finger down: Neil Josten edition' and nicky drags him to do it. They both smile as they listen to the prompts and Neil obviously puts all his fingers down but they're like "put a finger down if you clapbacked/if you bad mouthed someone (bonus points if it was on national tv)" "put a finger down if you're under 6 feet" "put a finger down if you love exy" and the last one just says "put a finger down if andrew minyard." Neil does and smiles at someone off camera. Needless to say it goes viral as well. A few weeks after nicky gets verified.

• Allison becomes friends with thenavarose and wisdom sorry I dont make the rules (they're fashion tiktokers)

• They make a series of rating each of the foxes throughout the day, including one of Wymack.

• They do receive bad comments, from bitter ravens fans or just recalling their pasts and nicky sits down and makes a video telling everyone about how they do this videos for fun they dont need hate and negative comments on their videos and all that

• Then another one posted minutes after, neil comes in and nicky says "okay neil you have one minute. Rant off." And neil goes on this rant like how they already hit Rock bottom a single comment is not gonna hurt them and "do you get how insignificant and meaningless your lives must be? You took the time to write and post a comment that you thought was gonna cause an impact and failed. Also thanks for the comments though it helps nicky stay on the algorithm." NICKY SCREECHES AND THE VIDEO ENDS WITH THEM SMILING

• Allison vlogs neil and her going shopping or thrifting also cutting Neil's hair

• *neil walks into the room wearing his orange bandana* *camera moves and zooms on Andrew's face* he doesnt lip sync but the song sings "oh noo I think I'm catching feelings" andrew tells him to delete it "but it already has thousands of likes andrew"

• They post some of their work out routines per request

• One of them is the fast and "I'm spinning like a ballerina" chill of neil just running on the treadmill and doing sprints and squats and leg stuff while it cuts to allison doing a bit of everything but looking like a queen on a matching set.

• A fun one that goes viral for "vine energy" is: it's very quiet on the court and Kevin, very in the zone, throws the ball to the goal, which Andre's catches easily and almost without moving. The camera goes back to kevin as he screeches and let's himself fall on the ground. Neil is standing beside him shaking his head and looking at the goal with a smile on his face.

• They try to teach neil the dances but while filming one of them he just leaves. They post it either way.

• They're in the bus, nicky is on selfie mode and says "it is game day my dudes" he turns and shows the whole bus S C R E A M S, in the corner Wymack is covering his face.

• The iconic "they say drunk thoughts are sober words" or something like that and it cuts to a series of videos of the foxes drunk af. Example: Nicky grabbing Allison's face and saying 'Remember. Bread. Head. Leave.' And allison nodding.

• Nicky films kevin standing up and put the "do you ever wonder what is going on inside their head?" And it cuts to pictures of racquets and exy and Jeremy Knox and one that says history stuff.

• Another one that goes viral is kevin very seriously and p e r f o r m i n g, rapping Jefferson's side of the cabinet battle #1 from Hamilton then towards the end andrew stands up in front of him and with his iconic bored expression he starts rapping Hamilton's part. Behind the camera there's a soft "...oh my gOD" and kevin is shocked eyes widen open and then the camera zooms on Neil who's mouth is open in shock but GRINNING and ~impressed~

• Dan and matt do The challenge, you know the one that like has to flip them over and all that and they ace it, nicky points the camera to where andrew and neil are stating and Andrew says no.

• A few minutes later another video of the challenge is posted only this time is matt and neil.

• Nicky and allison are in full gear filming a dance video (maybe savage or captain hook) on the court and someone films them filming that and then Wymack looking at them SO disappointed cut to Wymack with nicky's phone, having confiscated it and nicky besides him "coach, it's cardio!"

• Hours spent trying trick shots

• Foxes: "get back! Move!" Ravens: "Let me in! I be the I g g y!" Trojans: "Oh my God do no let her in" Foxes: "I am trying!"

• Nicky lying down: "okay but someone needs to tell me how old is the shirtless pottery guy. I can't be part of another controversy. It's for science c'mon. *debby Ryan's*"

• Someone comments "he's eighteen. Simp away, nicky." And he makes a video with his feet swinging and smiling. Aaron gets on the frame and says "we are deeply in need of some bowls." The caption: hi @ papapots

• They are verified so obviously he gains a couple of thousands followers and he duets smiling and with a package in his arms. Text: thanks for the support (and hi new followers from sport side of tiktok hope you enjoy my pots) caption: hi @ nickthefox_es I got you aaron.

• After the package comes they duet it with nicky screaming and showing off the goods and then he moves stop show andrew eating ice cream out of one of them. Caption: AJSNEPWLDKSS THANK YOU DAX

• Allison and nicky do the "I love you!" "No you dont topper! You love the idea of me. You love being seen with me but you dont love me." But nicky is Sarah and allison is topper. Next day the obx ig page reposted it "we stan the psu foxes pogues for life." And chase stokes posts it on Twitter saying "yoo the palmetto foxes watch??? my show???" Nicky takes a screenshot and on green screen he says "hi chase!! We do! The whole team binged it. Currently we've been debating who of us is going to dress up as pogues for Halloween." A lot of voices start arguing and as nicky is gonna enter the debate the video cuts.

• Allison does the facetime *deep male voice says hey* prank on them. Neil doesnt react. Nicky doesnt look up from his phone but does the finger thing and says "get that d, allison!" Dan and renee look at each other and then at allison and she bursts out laughing.

• aaron studying to be a doctor: *two plus two is four etc sound* andrew (eating pretzels from the bag while watching a game show lying down in a bean bag) and his eiditic memory [basically not needing to study]: *three is a magic number sound*

• Nicky runs through the court and enters the lounge beside the photo wall there's a poster he shows the camera as the sounds says it "alive ahaha fuck"

• Somehow they convince all of them to show up and do the wipe it down trend that ends up with wymack throwing the towel at the mirror.

• Comment: so how many members of the team listen to girl in red or sweater weather? Nicky stands there with the color filter: 👁👄👁👉👈 caption: yes❤

• He gets neil to duet to the whole "british people be like". "Neil I'm not british." "Part of you is so just read the tweets." He does and the comments are all thirst and simping

• Comment: raise your hand if you've been victimized by neil josten. Where my fellow Simps at? (The comment gets hundreds of thousands of likes) they make a video, everyone on the team except aaron who walks out raises their hand as the sound says "welcome to simp nation" kevin rolls his eyes but raises his, says something that nicky captions "i simp over his exy skills". andrew doesn't at first, but next to him neil whispers something and after andrew says yes, neil grabs Andrew's forearm and raises it. Andrew looks away and neil smiles.

• Nicky lying down: okay but what if Jean moreau traded places with the french guy from here you know who, david.

• Comment "ugh your mind nicky" reply video: right? Big brain, many thoughts, head full all the time. But like actually the idea of david playing exy and Jean hanging out with ducks and making viral tiktoks just-

• Comment "i feel you and @ austincantdrive would make the best chaotic duo" reply: we would be too powerful together. Austin replies too: agree.

• Allison makes a sports jersey/comfy wear but make it fashion and she styles herself. Everyone on the comments d i e s for her.

• Comment "okay but what about the boys. help allison." She makes a video too with matt and nicky and at the end neil wears an orange crop top and the internet b r e a k s

• Comment "allison do you listen to girl in red?" video reply: her winking at the camera and lip syncing as sweater weather plays. The comments a lot of them liked by creator: a win for the girls (and the boys)

• Upperclassmen Back in 2003: okay but hey do we always have to be involved? Can we do normal stuff that normal people do, like, go for brunch? Us (aaron, andrew, kevin and me): what the fuck is brunch?

• Of course they do the mr blue sky trend. Nicky: drunkenly goes to flirt with a guy. Aaron: drunkenly follows to get away from kevin. Kevin: drunk on pure vodka reminds us we have practice in the morning.

• Or another one all of them. Neil: ready to insult a reporter. Dan: tries not to laugh on camera. Matt: gets ready to hug him afterwards Allison and Nicky: Filming everything. Wymack: the only one trying to stop it from happening and failing.

• Dan and matt duet their reactions to every video edit of them, smiling and saying "your parents love you guys!".

• Comment "literally what is wrong with the ravens/ravens fans?The foxes are such a nice group of people and they're doing great in the sport y'all worship just shut up you cult-y athletic hype house." video reply: "ladies and gentlemen. The volume inside of this bus is A S T R O N O M I C A L."

• comment video reply: okay so we're not gonna talk about nicky at the gym?? Bc C A K E. nicky lip syncing "I'm glad you brung it up because I've been dying to talk about this for a fucking hot minute. First of all-"

• Colin uses one of Neil's or Andrew's interviews replies as one of his sounds and nicky fanboys a lot

• Allison and nicky do the Kardashian sound compilation.

• Nicky with a picture of Erik on green screen: "hi I just wanna say if you look anything like this please contact me. Thank you." Caption: miss u baby. And Erik watches his tiktoks and he facetimes him immediately. Nicky takes a screenshot and duets his own video crying with the screenshot caption: SKALSBSKAJSL Erik comments: stop making tiktoks and answer the phone, hemmick. Nicky replies: yessir everyone below comments keyboard smashes and you got a good one. Goals. Lmao kids that's what we call bottom panic. We stan one healthy long distance relationship and after that a bunch of long distance relationship questions that he makes another video on.

• A video of Katelyn and neil chatting and it pans to the twins watching them with the *when worlds collide sound*

• He reposts a snippet of one of his interviews post game where he grabs the mic from the reporter and nicky: can I say something? Reporter: sure, go ahead. Nicky: thank you. *looks straight into the camera* all the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie. Thank you." And leaves. IT GOES VIRAL INSTANTLY.

• Comment "is everyone else gonna forget that tiktok where he said he was already part of a controversy? We stan a problematic icon?" Video reply: guys I might have been part of a whole Twitter beef thing against my little hoodie and Bruce hallway but c'mon, like, c'mon you can't blame me.

• Comment "for neil: does the carpet match the drapes 👅😍?" Video reply: neil on selfie mode. "Allison gave me her phone, told me to answer this and ran away so umm." He reads the box on the screen and frowns he walks and stands next to the window, where Andrew is sitting down and is barely seen on frame. "uhmm, the internet is confusing. Our carpet is like this" he turns the phone and shows the floor (grayish carpet) and then back at him "but we don't have drapes so, technically they don't match, I dont know." Andrew's head goes up and simply says "Neil." Neil turns "what?" And the video ends.

• of course nicky and allison do the WAP dance, on the court, when they should be running drills.

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heyheshi · 4 years

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The Silly Question

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written and uploaded: September 9, 2020

🦋 - fluff

💎 - a hint of smut...?

Please like and reblog! Also please don't post my writings anywhere!

Happy 2 months of me writing in this blog! 170 followers!!! Thank you for the endless support and as always I hope y'all like this! I made sure to post something cute for this so hopefully you also find this adorable! The video camera used is the one H used on the Watermelon Sugar MV! I also got another surprise!

I'LL BE POSTING RANDOM PICTURES OF H FROM MY CAMERA ROLL AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK FROM NOW ON! I'll make a Masterlist kinda thingy for that too!

Feedbacks are greatly appreciated!

Masterlist

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"Harry!", you shouted from your shared room as you tried to stand up from the bed and look for your husband.

You opened the electronics cabinet where you found the vintage looking video camera the two of you bought on your honeymoon few months ago, and took it - making sure that the battery is there and the camera is working.

"H! Where are you?", you yelled as you turn on the camera and took a video of going downstairs. Quickly descending from the stairs, which is never a good idea because you're too clumsy for your own good, you heard Harry's voice coming from his home studio next to the living room.

You saw this Tiktok compilation on your Instagram feed of people asking their significant others a question about getting a divorce and you thought why not. Also, you made sure to film your husband's answer on the retro video camera because that's just the aesthetic of the both of you.

You heard Harry called out your name as you walk across the living room, probably wondering why you became quiet all of a sudden.

You excitedly went inside the studio and saw Harry playing different tunes on his guitar and once he felt your presence, his fingers stopped messing around with the strings and looked up in your direction.

"Hi baby! Come here.", he smiled at you and motioned for you to sit beside him on the studio's couch, his reaction being filmed along the way.

He put down his guitar as you came near him only for you to get pulled down on his lap when you're close enough making you giggle.

"Why're you calling me?", Harry asked as he nuzzled his face on your neck to leave a peck making your heart race, the intimate moment not being caught in the camera but the audio will surely gave it away.

You moved your body to better see him and answered, "just got a question H.", then pecked his lips trice.

Harry looked at you in a questioning manner as you stood up to sit on the other end of the couch instead whilst taking a look at the recorder's screen to check if it's still recording.

"Lovie you're kinda scaring me here.", your husband whined jokingly making you stick your tongue at him as you focused the camera on him and cleared your throat adding to the suspense.

You cleared your throat once more making Harry furrow his eyebrows at you to the point where you're almost certain that the lines on his forehead will stay forever but you eventually started speaking, "what three things will you take when we get a divorce?", you asked making sure that the camera is at the right angle.

Harry looked at you dumbfounded for a few seconds, "I-...", he looks at you then to the camera you're holding, "I- nothing.", he said cooly.

You played dumb and asked, "what do you mean nothing? There's at least something you want to get!", you laughed after.

He crossed his arms on his chest, "I said nothing, end of this conversation.", he said as he started standing up.

"Wait! Sit back down!", you stopped him as you tried to reach him with your hand that's not holding the device, "c'mon! there's gotta be something!".

You're sure you're kinda pissing him off but you couldn't find it in you to stop pestering him with the question.

"I said nothing because it's stupid. That's not gonna happen. At. All.", your husband said sternly making you laugh.

"Not even one?", you asked again.

"Nope. Not even one.", he smirked at you then paused and looked at you with wide blown eyes, "you're not divorcing me, right?", Harry asked you worriedly.

You shook your head 'no' and said, "I would never! Well at least not for a long time!", you joked.

"Damn baby!", he slapped one of your foot near him halfheartedly, "why did you asked me that then?".

"Just wanna know.", you shrugged, "so...?"

"Well uhm let me think for second...", he put his right hand on his chin and put this really cute thinking face, you made sure to zoom in the camera just a bit, "one is the thick blankets we're using...", you giggled at his first answer.

"Ugh! Love this is hard! I don't even know the answer because I never even considered it!"

"You gotta answer me, anything at all Harry!", you poked his thighs a few times making him grab your foot and pretend to eat it, "not now H!", you laughingly yelled at him.

Finally he put your foot down and positioned his body so you two are face to face, "will you stop recording please? I don't wanna answer this!", he pouted.

"It's for documentation.", was your only response.

"Documentation for what? So you can present this when we get a divorce, which is never gonna happen, Y/N? Fine.", now he sounds pissed off, "first I will take those blankets then the ice cream on the freezer.", he looked at you narrowly.

You waited for his next answer while looking at him expectedly. "And you. I will take you.", Harry said smugly and put both of his hands behind his head.

"I-", you couldn't form a coherent sentence and started laughing, "you can't take me!".

Harry laughed, "well that certainly isn't what you we're saying on the bed last night.", he smirked and your cheeks suddenly felt hot, thankfully the camera is facing him but it still recorded Harry's response.

You gasped, "oh shut up!", trying to compose yourself as you felt your body melt infront of his eyes, "answer me!".

"You got my answer baby!", your husband playfully protested, "I'm taking the blankets, the ice cream and you!", then he looked at the camera and blew a kiss.

"Oh now that's unfair!", you kicked his knee lightly, "obviously you cannot say that to the jury!".

"What jury? We're not getting a divorce!", he started tickling your feet making you laugh and kick his hands off of your feet.

"Fine!", you said and turned off the camera.

Harry opened his arms for you so you crawled to him, "what's that for?", he asked started stroking your hair.

"Just saw this video on Insta, thought I'd also want to know your answer...", you explained as you run your hands through his left arm.

"Well did my answer satisfied you?"

"You got the sweetest and funniest answer, H.", you looked up at him and smiled then he bopped your nose with his.

"Good but that's useless cause we're never going through divorce. One cause I love you, two cause the process is just tiring and three cause I love you!", he said as he pulled your body much closer to him.

You cutely snorted while positioning yourself in a much more comfortable position on top of him, "stop being cliché! But yes, we're not getting a divorce!", you smiled at him and kissed him real hard.

He moaned a bit to the kiss, "we're not divorcing, promise?", he asked.

"Promise.", you said and did the pinky promise with him.

"You never said I satisfied you with my answer so let me just satisfy you on other area.", he winked at you and carried you out of his studio making you giggle as you slapped his chest jokingly, his work before you came down now long forgotten.

And let’s just say – he certainly satisfied you in the different department that day, making you swear and promise to him not to get a divorce as he works on your body.

Let's just clear up that the divorce was not an option before but after that day where he got you knocked up, you're both certain that the divorce is now out of the picture, EVER.

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f4irymxri · 3 years

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- 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘢 𝘹 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘦𝘮! 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

chapter 10.

Y/N

It was now Saturday and I was getting dressed. Tanaka refused to tell me where we were going and that kind of irked me since I hated surprises. But I'll just let him do his thing this one time. He told me to wear light clothes over a swimsuit so I'm assuming he was taking me to a pool or something. I put on a two-piece swimsuit and wore baggy jeans over the bottom piece. The top piece was covering most of my chest so I just left it open. I washed my face and put on some lashes. I put on my shoes and styled my braids.

I went downstairs to find Jemila in the kitchen. The fresh smell of vanilla cake batter filled the air. "Ouu whatcha making?" I said. "Cake," she smirked. "It smells good," a voice said behind me. I quickly pulled out my knife and pointed it at the person behind me. Kageyama stood there with his eyes wide and hands up. "Oh shit, sorry," I said, lowering my knife. Jemila shook her head and he just laughed. I tucked the knife back in my pocket.

"It's okay," he said. "Wait, what are you doing here?" I said, tilting my head. "Jemila invited me over to bake?" he said. "Oh okay, well y'all have fun," I said. "Where you going?" they both said. "With Tanaka," I smirked. They both glanced at each other and then back at me. I just rolled my eyes and adjusted my jeans. "See y'all later," I said. "Bye," they both said as I opened the door.

I went outside and closed the door. I sat on the porch as I waited for Tanaka. I just observing the scenery outside when I got a phone call. I read the contact name and smiled. I swiped to the left, picking up the phone call. "Hey," I said, stretching the 'y'. "Hey there," he said. I just laughed and shook my head. "You ready?" he said. "Yea I am. I'm waiting outside," I said, shuffling my feet.

"Okay I'm about a minute away," he said. "Okay," I said, humming to a random tune. "You okay?" he said. "Yea, I'm okay," I smiled. He hummed and I stayed on the phone with him until he pulled up to the front yard. I hopped off the bench and walked towards his car. I opened the door and sat inside. I looked over at Tanaka and he just sat there with a smile on his face. "What?" I said, covering my smile with my hand. "Aht. Don't do that," he said, gently removing my hand from my face.

"Do what?" I said, tilting my head. "Don't cover your smile," he said. I rolled my eyes playfully and shook my head. I put on my seatbelt and placed my elbow on the armrest. I placed my chin in my hand and faced Tanaka. "So where we going?" I said. "It's a surprise," he said, pulling out of the driveway. "Is it far?" I said. "About an hour," he said. "Jeez," I said. I leaned back in my seat and fiddled with my nails.

For some reason, I started to feel super awkward and uncomfortable. My thigh started bouncing up and down, repeatedly. I think he noticed because he placed his hand on my thigh. "Is this okay?" he said. I nodded slowly and curved my lips into a smile. Tanaka kept his hand on my thigh as he drove through the dilute city. The window was rolled down and I felt the cool air blowing on my face. I could feel fatigue washing over me as I slowly shut my eyes.

𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑆𝐾𝐼𝑃

I woke up when I felt someone gently tap my thigh, repeatedly. I opened my eyes and flutter my eyelashes. I looked to my right to see Tanaka with my door open, holding his hand out. "We're here," he said as I took his hand. I stepped out of the car and when I fully woke up, I saw a beach prettier than ever. The sun was close to setting to the sky was a mixture of pink, orange and blue. You could hear the waves of the ocean and there were small islands and hills everywhere.

"Welcome to Okinawa beach," he said. I smiled to myself as I looked up at the sky. "Wanna swim?" He smirked. "Sure, let me just go and take these jeans off," I said. I looked around and saw a few stalls. I grabbed my bag from the car and ran to the stall. I took off my jeans, folded them, and placed them in my bag. Then I fixed my hair and my face since I had fallen asleep.

I stepped out of the stall and threw my bag in the car. I was looking around for Tanaka until I felt my body being lifted. Someone placed me on their shoulders and I saw a glance of white swimming trunks so I knew exactly who it was. I didn't even try to fight it until I felt myself being throw underwater. I swam to the surface and wiped the water off my face. I looked over at Tanaka who was just dying of laughter. He then jumped into the water, creating a huge splash.

I then felt him go under my legs, with my thighs on his shoulders. I placed my hands on his head so I wouldn't fall. "You okay?" He said, between laughs. I laughed and smiled. "Yea" I said. He then leaned back into the water, WITH ME ON HIS SHOULDERS, causing us both to submerge into the water. "TANAKA," I yelled. I stood up in the water and he s got up and stood right in front of me, looking down at me. He looked so sexy with his whole torso covered in dripping water. I didn't realize until my eyes traveled down his whole body.

"You like what you see?" He said, smirking. "Mhmm," I said. He then took a step closer to me. I looked up at him and he then cupped my face in his hand, caressing my wet cheek. "Are we about to kiss right now?" I said. He smiled, then looked at my lips then back into my eyes, asking for approval. I nodded my head slowly and then he pressed his soft lips onto mine.

. He put both hands on my waist and pulled me into him. I put my hands around his neck as he kept the kiss going. I pulled away and looked up at him. "I like you, Y/N," he said. I was about to say something when all those moments of him and Noya swooning over Kiyoko rushed over me. My smile disappeared and I looked down. He lifted my chin, causing me to look into his eyes. "What's wrong?" he said. "How about all the flirting you're always doing to Kiyoko?" I said.

"Oh, I see," he said. "Y/n, I don't actually like her. I always flirted with her because I didn't think I could get you. You probably don't know it, but you're way out of my league," he laughed. I just chuckled and smiled up at him. "I like you too, Tanaka," I said. He smiled down at me which sent a million butterflies to rush through my stomach. He took my hand and led me out of the water. I had a headband that matched my swimsuit on my braids and I pushed it back and closed my eyes as I tried to dry off my braids. I didn't even realize Tanaka had taken a picture.

He ran back to his car and got a towel for both him and I. He wrapped one around my upper body and patted my braids dry. I sat down on the sand, facing the now setting sun. Tanaka patted himself dry and sat right next to me. I leaned my head in his arm and we both watched as the sunset on the horizon.

𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑆𝐾𝐼𝑃

We were now back in Tanaka's car and we were driving to a restaurant. I held his right hand as his other hand was on the wheel. He kept glancing over at me and smiling. "Hmm?" I said. He just shook his head and kept driving. We finally got to the restaurant after a while and I put my jeans back on. I slipped on the hoodie I had brought just in case and Tanaka did the same thing. We walked into the restaurant and the waiter gave us a table. "I'll have water please," I said. "Sprite," Tanaka said. "Okay I'll give you a few minutes to take a look at your menus," he said.

I was looking over the menu when I saw a flash go off in front of me. "Delete it," I said. "No," he smiled. I just flicked him off and shook my head. "When?" He smirked. I playfully rolled my eyes and smiled. "At least show me the picture," I said. "Fine," he said and pulled out his phone. He showed me the picture and I smiled. I mean it's not that bad I guess. I shrugged and gave him back his phone. "I'm going to post it," he said. I raised my eyebrow but shrug it off. The waiter came back with our drinks and took our orders. Tanaka and I talked as we waited for our food.

The waiter finally gave us our food and we began eating. Tanaka was busy eating when an idea came to my head. I quickly unlocked my phone and scrolled through my Liked Videos for the audio. I smirked to myself as I pressed on it. I began recording the audio and the voices filled the air. "He fucking that shit up. Oh ho ho" "Stop y'all are being mean" "Eat, eat, eat ugly ahh" I was dying of laughter as Tanaka looked up at me, appalled. "Delete it," he said. "No," I smiled. He shook his head and kept eating. I laughed as I saved the video and continued eating my alfredo.

We both finished our food and were leaving the restaurant. We were walking on the sidewalk when an old lady came up to me and smiled. "You guys are a cute couple," she said. "Oh we're not-" I started. "Thank you, ma'am," Tanaka finished. I squinted my eyes at him and he just smirked. I shook my head as I unlocked my phone. We were actually right near to the house so I don't have to call Jemila. I looked on Google Maps and saw the route home. I went on Tiktok and played the video I recorded earlier. Tanaka's head snapped at me as he squinted his eyes. "Delete it," he said. I grasped my phone in my hand and began running towards the house.

I remembered the route so I just prayed to God that I was taking the right road. I heard heavy footsteps behind me and I could hear him calling my name. I saw the house and immediately went through the back door. I banged on it, repeatedly and called Jemila's name. "LET ME IN," I said. The door swung open and I ran upstairs. "Y-" she said. "Where is she?" I heard a voice say, downstairs. I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn't laugh out loud. I shut off all the lights in the hallway and hid in my closet.

I was struggling to not breathe out loud as I heard my door open. SHIT, I DIDN'T LOCK IT. I covered my mouth with my hand. I saw the closet door swing open and someone picked me up and put me over their shoulder. They walked to the light and turned it on and threw my on my bed. I looked over and saw Tanaka, smirking. I was dying of laughter at this point and he came over and started tickling the living shit out of me. "STOP," I said, in between laughs. "Say sorry," he said, laughing. "Fuck you," I said, tears now in my eyes. He kept tickling me until I finally gave in. "OKAY, IM SORRY," I yelled. He stopped tickling me and looked down at me. I realized he was hovering right above me.

He leaned down and pressed his lips onto mine. I put my hands in his hair and held it. We broke the kiss and went back downstairs. Jemila and Kageyama were on the couch in a blanket, watching a movie. Tanaka and I sat on the other couch and he put his head on my chest. Jemila gave me a look which indicated 'tell me everything, later'. As we were watching the movie, I unlocked my phone and scrolled through Instagram. As I scrolled, I saw a picture of myself. I looked at the user and I slowly looked down at Tanaka and he just smirked. I shook my head and liked the picture. "Tanaka, this corny ass caption," I laughed. "It's not corny," he said. "Yes it is".

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