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lost-in-letters · 2 years

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"Why are ghosts afraid of the rain?"

"Because it'll dampen their spirits."

#funny stuff #funny #quotes #jokes #bad jokes #dad jokes #sort of #october #halloween #ghost jokes #ghosts #lame jokes #im lame i know #puns #halloween jokes #spooky jokes

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daily-spooky · 1 month

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #plushies #stuffed animals #goth #gothic #spooky #alternative #funny memes #jokes #2014 aesthetic

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catgirl-kaiju · 5 months

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gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog

#comedy #humor #shitpost #tumblr #gimmick blog #horror #creepy #spooky #joke #late night scout

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waterwindow · 1 year

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"don't you wanna die for somethin worth dyin for?"

Emesis Blue scene redraw

#horror/#blood/#emesis blue #spoilers/#just in case #i have no joke 6 pages of notes on this movie and counting and its getting a little out of hand #tf2 #hi go watch the movie tho beware its very abstract and spooky #i drew this

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muca3446 · 7 months

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#humor #jokes #dank memes #dankest memes #memes #dark humor #funny #haha #funny meme #spooky season is here

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catchymemes · 9 months

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#memes #funny #movies #spooky #halloween #lol #jokes

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the-spooky-children · 2 months

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PELO MADE THIS FOR TODAY'S SM 5 PATREON POST

#spooky month #sm5 #Skid's dad #sm skidad #sm skiddad #sm lila #lila #sm skid #skid #skidad #skiddad #THIS IS THE FURST TIME THEY'VE BEEN ANIMATED ALL 3 TOGETHER #lila looks so pissed lmao #it is a good dad joke though #i love how skid is wearing his Halloween costume whilst eating dinner with his family

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dakotameh · 1 month

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I´m so sad rn guys you don´t even know (I´m losing my sanity right now my brain is rotting as we speak)/J

#drawings #fanart #spooky month fanart #spookymonth #spooky month #spooky month art #spooky month sr pelo #spooky month bob #bob velseb #random doodles #the brainrot is real #i have a problem #if you get to see this im so sorry my demons won #awful sobbing #/joke

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statementends · 3 months

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What if it IS a weird text to speech program and in this universe Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood got voice over gigs. If you take the underground Jon is the person who says 'mind the gap.' Absolute red herring no spooky computers at all.

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #chester sims #norris Blackwood #i think my on going joke is going to be nothing spooky is happening and its all mundane things #im gonna jarchivist this podcast until we get to the mystery solving part

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cringecorp · 21 days

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jay-wasstuff · 6 months

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Vanessa did a great job as a police officer by:

Neglecting her duties (to hang with Mike and Abby),

Not patrolling/being stationed where she was needed,

Wrongfully threatening to shoot a civilian (not due to legally reasonable reasons),

Protecting and preventing suspects/criminals from facing justice due to favourtism,

Obstructing justice by not turning in her father (child serial killer) and withholding/tampering evidence,

Supplying an untrained/unqualified civilian with police weapons,

Did I mention wrongfully threatening to shoot an unarmed/harmless citizen?

Tasking a civilian to perform police duty in taking down a highly dangerous criminal/suspect,

Refusing to aid a civilian in danger or preventing the danger,

Hesitating to take down her child serial killing father (who also held a knife pointed at her but was happy to threaten Mike because he was endangering his sister??? So you want to shoot Mike for that but your father...nevermind, at least she eventually shot him),

Committing medicine theft or destruction of property and disposing of it improperly. (Prescription medication is a difficult adjustment for your body whether you begin it or stop it as well as being a burden on your finances and she just....threw it).