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#late night scout
saebyieok · 2 years
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i love you messy vocals, i love you whining into the mic, i love you moaning into the mic, i love you soft voice cracks, i love you loud voice cracks, i love you messy vocals, i love you desperate and frustuated singers, i love you sincerity, i love you sighs, i love you wails, i love you deep lyrics, i love you messy and heartbroken lyrics, i love you crying into the mic, i love you working out emotions and crisis through song, i love you yearning, i love you lost innocence, i love you i love you i love you
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goblin-enjoyer · 4 months
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Normalize the tf2 mercs as being absolute genetic freaks of nature under the hood. Medic is crazy and we know he gets paid good so he’s probably got lots of bits in his bin if you know what I mean.
Pyro is straight up nonhuman. Pyro is a fire elemental that the Mann brothers have bound to a hazmat suit and medic made a real boy by giving them meat. Not making her a human body mind you, but rather every time he gets damaged, instead of bursting into flames meat forms around the wound and it bleeds instead of letting the inner crea tur out.how? Wizard. Moving on.
Soldier has massive lungs that make him 20% more louder. If he was smarter he could probably echolocate his way around. That or sound attacks idk he eats wizard pills he could have hollow bones for all I know. Sure he has hallow bones now for rocket jumping. Im the one typing I get to make nonsense on the fly.
Medic put pigeon dna in scout and that’s how he makes his trademark milk-like substance. How this happens you may ask? Scout saw medics doves have sex while getting his second Uber heart surgery and said “man I wish I could pick up chicks that well” and medic said “good idea I will help you with this” and then looked at the camera and smirked. The administrator does not spectate medics lab/operation room/dove breeding center anymore. Also scouts immune to radiation due to all the bonk he ingests, though sometimes he does become radioactive sometimes. 
We already know that demoman’s body creates alcohol and that he has a ghost eye, but did you know that if you shoot him with some sort of piercing explosive round he will combust into flames. I… I couldn’t really think of anything for demoman I don’t play him as much.
Engineer always wishes he could have kids, but doesn’t want to have sex. That and he removed most of his reproductive/unnecessary/extra/mid organs with machine parts like 30 years ago. So after the events of the games and comics where everyone is happy and junk, he teams up with medic to make himself some half robot half human half whatever dell conagher is at that point at time children. He asks if medic ever want kids he can do the same for him but he declines as at this point in time he has perfected the art of male impregnation.(on various ape parts) dell is a great father and yes I added this part because the whole humanized sentry thing that went around a while ago touched my heart because despite the words of almost every engineer main everywhere I get so attached to the sentries I build that I die a little bit inside every time I die and my buildings get sapped and I have to just watch as my babies get destroyed. I get too attached to my buildings to play engineer
Heavy doesn’t stop growing, similar to that of a reptile. His skin is as thick as a rhinos. He hibernates for a month in summer because I said so. He has accidentally killed/crushed medic before and is now eternally cautious when in bed with him. Medic doesn’t mind, he knows what he’s gotten himself into. Heavy can also talk to birds like a Disney princess. Medic didn’t add any bird parts for this to happen he just was always like this.
Sniper can dislocate every bone in his body and go through cracks that are at least the size of his head. He will use this to show up in the most unexpected places imaginable. Is legally classified as an tardigrade in some places due to his ability to be fine in almost any place (volcano,Arctic,sewer system, a walk in closet so large it took him 5 weeks to get out, space that one time). Can go up to a year without eating (the team found this out at the same time they figured out the space thing). Swallows things whole.
Spy can shift his flesh around to disguise as almost anything, keeps the mass and weight though. Breaths mostly through his skin so he doesn’t cough due to his decrepit lungs. Was hit by a car once. Doesn’t have anything to do with the subject matter of the tf2 mercs being freakish beings with human skin but I just wanted to include it here.
Medic. What isn’t medic? The only thing consistent with his biology is that he can regenerate somehow. He alters his body so much that it is roughly equivalent to 1 tyranid hive fleet and 2,million ork painboys.(the tf2 mercs would be more likely to work for the orks than to ever work for one of the human factions in 40k and I just needed to get that off my chest) This is how he manages to get away with all the things he’s done. Banned from this continent? Just become a new person who’s not banned from that continent and presto you’re good! The laws don’t account for the ship of Theseus!
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m0userat · 10 months
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i’m thinking a lot tonight. imagine being mark scout man. imagine being helly riggs. imagine being dylan george. imagine being irving baliff. imagine being One person for so long, knowing that there’s another version of you outside of four walls around you that doesn’t want Anything to do with you. you’re just a tool to them, something that makes their lives “easier”. and you’re a full person with thoughts and experiences and feelings. you have one idea of who you are and you have no idea what you’re like outside of the walls and you WANT to know. imagine finding out how much of it was bullshit in the finale though. mark finding out that ms. casey was his WIFE??? helly, the anarchist queen that hated her job so much she tried to kill herself, finding out that she is the next in line for lumon? irving finding out that the man he abandoned kier for and he fell in love with not only retired but also was already in a happy relationship NOT with him? dylan STILL not getting to meet his children face-to-face??? they craved these human outside things so so much and had no idea what the fuck was happening with their outies. mark took the job so he could forget his wife just for her to be a constant figure in his work life, one that means nothing to his innie emotionally. helly is mortified to learn that she’s actively supporting and even running the very thing that drove her to attempt suicide. irving just wanted to feel love like anyone would and the love of his life—the only man he had ever loved—was happy with someone else with no recollection of their relationship. dylan, again, still not even knowing his children’s names or how many he has. i feel so much about those four little workers, i really really hope severance gets that second season just to let them be happy.
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racmune · 1 year
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day six: dreams
i want to wake up to your smell leaving traces of our fantasies all over the bedsheets so i can relive your touch and let the memories carry me into a dream as sweet as our reality -syrah kai
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jils-things · 2 months
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so i listened to all his voicelines last night
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scribbiesan · 9 months
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Little TF2 Mercs thing I did. Was a bit bored and wanted to doodle some shenanigans. Also try out some BG thing again. Need to practice backgrounds some time, make it more than just desert stuff. Look into the other maps and shit.
Anywho, please enjoy! I got some more things to draw, then I’ll hopefully be able to post them soon.
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spookcataloger · 1 year
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The Thirteenth Camper (2017)
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catgirl-kaiju · 4 months
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gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog
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traggalicious · 8 months
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(Sorry for caps! Also The Owl House spoilers i think??? Maybe? Just watch out babes)
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HEYA BABYGIRLS WHATSUP ITS 1:30 ISH I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYWAY IM HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT THE MASKS IN TOH RIGHT BC I WAS DOODLIN SOME ALTERNATIVES BC FUN RIGHT. AND WAS LIKE “HM. I SMELL SYMBOLISM.”
SO. FIRST WE HAVE THE SHAPES OF THE MASKS. HUNTER’S IS SHAPED LIKE THE MARKINGS OF A BARN OWL (AND HIS WHOLE COLOR PALLET IS DEFINITELY BASED OFF OF THE BARN OWL.). GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT BARN OWLS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH? DEATH AND REBIRTH. AND WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GOLDEN GUARDS, OR CALEB IF YOU WANNA GET FUNKY. THEY DIE, AND ARE REBORN. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. INTERESTING HUH?
But there’s MORE! GUESS WHAT? IN COMPARISON TO HUNTER’S CUTE ROUNDED MASK, WE’VE GOT BELOS’ MASK. HIS IS LONG AND POINTY. NOW IF WE’RE THINKIN BIRD, WHAT DOES THAT REMIND YOU OF? CROWS AND OTHER SUCH BIRDS. CARRION BIRDS! WHAT DO THOSE DO? THEY THEY FEED ON CORPSES AND ROTTING THINGS, THEY SCAVENGE FOR FOOD. ALMOST LIKE HOW BELOS IS CONSTANTLY USING HIS BROTHER’S DEAD CORPSE PICKING AWAY FLESH AND REMOVING BONE FOR HIS OWN USES. BIG HMMMMM. CROWS ARE ALSO KNOWN AS ILL OMENS AND/OR MESSENGERS OF DEATH. BELOS IS HERE TO GENOCIDE. VESSEL OF DEATH HMMM? AND CONNECTORS OF THE SPIRITUAL AND MATERIAL REALMS? WELL I MEAN I MIGHT BE REACHING BUT CMON HE’S RESURRECTING HIS BROTHER OVER AND OVER TECHNICALLY.
Anyway! Last point: His mask and Hunter’s have front facing golden masks. They got predator faces broskis. And also: gold. Which, makes sense. They’re the top dudes in the whole pyramid scheme right? Belos is the *Emperor*, and again, he’s gonna genocide the whole Isles. And Hunter’s his attack dog. Predators! Everyone else’s (the scouts) masks are grey/silver with eyes placed on the side. They’re also round and circular, giving a less threatening look to em. Yeah. Plus everyone in the BI is like belos’ prey n shit idk man. N e way that’s it love y’all sorry <333
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shitsncraps · 1 year
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i think i drew this at like 12 am in a time zone that is three hours behind my normal one and i remember going to bed whispering “he’s not a fuckboy he’s a fuckman” over and over
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miniimoose · 11 months
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thats right its another Callie and Min interaction doodle
OC interaction drawings seem to really be helping me practice with poses, which is my biggest struggle, so ill keep rolling with it
Callie belongs to @spacegoathours Min is mine
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riviuus · 3 months
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james seems like he would have been into scouting
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rapturefangs · 2 years
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Rating tf2 characters based on how much I would hug them
Yes this is a filler post because I don't have internet again
Spy: 4/10
I would be too scared to get close to him, and he would probably stab me in the back so that's also something to look out for
Soldier: 3/10
Would give back breaking hugs but he's also really loud and I can't handle when people scream a lot
Demoman: 8/10 when sober
I feel like he would give really good hugs when he's sober, if he's drunk the hug is going to turn into me trying not to drop him on the floor
Sniper: 9/10
This man would have to warm up to me being around him let alone hugging him, once he gets more comfortable and actually let's me hug him I feel like he would just kinda pat me on the back and then go on his way
Scout: 5/10
I feel like it would be a really quick hug and then he would shove me away to go do god knows what, I would probably get shoved into a wall who knows?
Medic: 1/10
I love medic as a character but I would not trust this man with my life, if I did hug him I would probably black out and wake up with either my organs gone or with one more organ then I'm supposed to have.
Heavy: 10/10
I would hug heavy, he would probably be to scared that he would break my spine but it's worth the risk. He definitely gives good hugs when your sad and honestly I think everyone should get a hug from heavy
Engineer: 10/10
Dad hugs, like really good dad hugs. He is probably the one I would trust the most to go too if I was sad, really good for comfort.
Pyro: 1000000/10
Love this funky lil firestarter, I would always hug pyro I do not care if I get brutally murdered or set on fire I would forgive them and give them a hug.
Saxton hale: -00000/10
Do I need to explain this one?
Miss pauling: 9/10
I would hug miss pauling, and then take her to go take a nap because I know for a fact that women hasn't gotten actual sleep in a week
The administrator: 2/10
If I wanted to hug her I can just go hug my mother, it'd feel the same.
Chevy (classic heavy): 1/10
He would break my spine on purpose and would not feel a thing
Grey mann: 0/10
I would snap this man in half like a twig and not have any regrets about it
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dotty-dot-dottus · 1 year
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late night doodle. definitely didnt take me over 2 hours to make this shitty sketch, but who actually reads these? also im always gonna put a shitty joke under these drawings, im making it tradition now.
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"Found my ball!"
"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger."
"and then it hit me"
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