strawberry average-height-for-the-time cake
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reblog to say RIP to penis
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every single song on youtube, the top comment is either “who’s still listening in 2024??? 😍” or “this was my dad’s favorite song. he died 7 seconds ago and…”
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Watching Boy Meets World and thinking that Boy needs to Meet a Person of Color
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I’ve been staring at the edge of the water Long as I can remember
Never really knowing why
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welcome to scenic My Clutches
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There was only one set of footprints because God can fly. Duh
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Hottest things to hear during sex:
- “Whose pussy is this?”
- “How did I get here?”
- “This is not my beautiful house”
- “My God, what have I done?”
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when you ask your older brother what keeps ships from crashing near coasts at night
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i think i need more time socializing offline because last night i had a dream that a friend was venting to me about having so much trouble with dating and i just replied with “skill issue” and they started crying
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jsut sort of Looming. recreationally
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