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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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McDonald’s renamed the Big Mac to the Big Pimp and suddenly everyone wanted it, even though it was the same thing except with pink sauce.
This was the night after I learned Mac is a French word for pimp.
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dumbdomb · a day ago
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setting a pizza party trap to lure all the adorable sickly mutuals over to my place just so i can make up party games that involve everyone being tied or chained before they figure out what's going on
20+ to like and rb
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mossyshadows · a year ago
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got to stop thinking that i'm rotting stagnating etc.. i'm marinating. i'm slow cooking . i'm proofing dough
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the-meme-monarch · 10 months ago
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five stars
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cottageaesthetic · 5 months ago
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titkoks · 17 days ago
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sonseulsoleil · a year ago
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It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.
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doomed-jester · 5 months ago
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I'm convinced that chocolate guy is some kind of confectionary siren.
Like HOW is every video so MESMERIZING. If I saw this over the bow of a boat I'd jump in for a better look
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wetdress · a year ago
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yes, bread makes you gain weight. and alcohol and sun exposure gives you wrinkles. the thing is i want to enjoy life
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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I went to a bank to make a withdrawal. Instead of giving me cash, they gave me an equivalent amount of glass orbs filled with fruit salad.
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carrionthird · a year ago
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h. what if moomintrollen can pancake flatten?
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magz · 2 months ago
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If you have any of Lyons Magnus’s beverages, do not drink them, as 53 different products have been recalled due to potential for bacterial contamination of Cronobacter sakazakii.
This applies to, but is not limited to - their Oatly Oat milk, Premiere Protein Shakes, Aloha plant-based protein shake, and Intelligentsia.
This applies mostly to their products distributed nationally in the U.S., with few internationally exported goods - ranging from those with november 2022 to august 2023 expiration dates.
For more details and specificity, I recommend checking the full list in July 29, 2022 FDA recall page of Lyon Magnus Drinks here
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cromchychipdip · a year ago
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What I would give to eat lunch with my friends in school and peel the sticker off my fruit and put it on their clothes and say "you cost 60 cents" or "you're a pear." I miss that.
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tiktok-crocs · 7 months ago
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credit: @ bdylanhollis
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the-meme-monarch · a month ago
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they had to be separated not long after so they wouldn’t kill each other
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and bonus left (non dominant) hand jevil which turned out weirdly well. looks like you crumpled his light world self card in your hand and then smoothed it out
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borderlinereminders · a month ago
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Honestly, all the coping skills in the world didn’t stop me from crying over a sandwich.
My partner and I are tight with money, kind of like everyone else. But we celebrated something today and had put a little money aside for this.
We went to get our food. I was so excited. It was an hour drive home and I waited so patiently and was so excited about my sandwich.
We get home and I have to eat my side dish first and save my favourite for last which was the sandwich. I like the side but I have to eat in order of least favourite to favourite.
By the time I get to my sandwich and open it, it’s wrong. See, my partner eats his sandwich first. I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this…
He realizes when I do that he’s just eaten the last bite of my sandwich and I have his which I actually can’t eat because of the ingredients.
I felt so sad. And I wanted to cry. But I found myself trying to not cry. To try and rationalize and figure out why I was truly upset.
But here’s the thing. I was upset over the sandwich. There was no other reason. It was my reward that I’d waited for all week and was so excited for and it was gone. And even if we could rationalize getting me another, it was an hour drive away. It took me a bit to realize that I was trying to use the wrong skills to handle the situation. What I needed was to just feel it and cry about it.
I don’t know. I guess my point is that sometimes our feelings don’t make sense to us. And that’s okay. They’re still valid. I ended up crying over the sandwich. Was it something others would see as ridiculous? Probably. But it doesn’t change the fact that my feelings were real. And pretending they weren’t was just prolonging things for me. Maybe people tell us we shouldn’t cry over a sandwich, but that’s silly. Your feelings are valid even if they don’t make sense to you or others. If you need to cry over the sandwich, then cry over the sandwich. I promise you’re valid.
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · a year ago
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