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ladykissingfish · 5 months
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Tobi: Hey, senpai ... what's in a ghost's nose? Deidara: What? Tobi: Boo-gers! Deidara: Tobi: Okay ... what's a ghost's favorite dessert? Deidara: Nothing? Because a ghost doesn't have a body so it can't eat?? Tobi: Nope! It's I-scream! *spells it for him* Deidara: Tobi: Still? Jeez, you're a hard one to make laugh. Okay, um, what's it like to be kissed by a vampie? Deidara: Awful? Tobi: No; it's a pain in the neck! Deidara: So getting kissed by a vampire is the same as talking to you, hm. Tobi: Tobi, taking off his mask and cornering Deidara: Baby if you let me kiss your neck I guarantee I'd have you moaning louder than any ghost or ghoul that ever existed. Deidara:
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i-can-has-cheezburger · 6 months
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Today's Theme Is: Halloween Tricks and Treats!!!🎃🎃🎃🎃
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0h-s0-sarah · 6 months
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kozi-ism · 5 months
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What is Medusa's favourite kind of cheese? (Answer in tags)
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tree-of-olives · 1 year
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my mom: *laughs*
my dad: *chuckles*
my best friend: *giggles*
me:
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lost-in-letters · 1 year
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"Why are ghosts afraid of the rain?"
"Because it'll dampen their spirits."
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darcymariaphoster · 1 year
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Guys, guys, guys.
Someone left pages of jokes at work and I must tell them. Ready??
What is a vampire's least favorite eatery?
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rykeranders · 1 year
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Halloween jokes match up.
Optional Task 378 - October 24, 2022
Questions:
1. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
M. On blood vessels.
2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
O. He was trying to get ahead in life.
3. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
Q. He didn't have any guts.
4. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
P. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
5. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A. Spooktacles.
6. What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
R. Frostbite.
7. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
L. Fangs-giving!
8. Why are graveyards so noisy?
W. Because of all the coffin.
9. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?
E. He had no body to go with.
10. Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
BB. Any old friend he could dig up!
11. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Z. Rice Creepies.
12. What’s it like being kissed by a vampire?
B. It’s a pain in the neck.
13. Where do ghosts go on holidays?
U. The Boohamas.
14. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
DD. A sax-a-bone.
15. What did one ghost say to the other?
II. Get a life!
16. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?
I. Bootiques.
17. How do you know vampires love baseball?
HH. They turn into bats every night.
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
FF. I scream.
19. Where do zombies like to travel on vacation?
T. The Dead Sea!
20. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
C. Broommates.
21. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
X. Because a dog was after his bones!
22. What do skeletons fly around in?
N. A scareplane or a skelecopter.
23. What did the fisherman say on Halloween?
G. Trick or trout.
24. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
V. A plumpkin.
25. What did the bird say on Halloween?
Y. Twick or tweet.
26. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
H. Because you can see right through them.
27. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
F. Day-scare.
28. How do ghosts search the Web?
CC. They use ghoul-gle.
29. Wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
GG. Because nothing gets under their skin.
30. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost in the car?
EE. Buckle your sheet belt!
31. How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
D. You use a pumpkin patch!
32. Why didn't the zombie go to school?
J. He felt rotten!
33. Why did the skeleton cancel the gallery showing of his skull-ptures?
AA. Because his heart wasn't in it.
34. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
S. Because people are dying to get in.
35. Why do ghosts like to hang out at bars?
K. Because all of the Boos.
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daily-spooky · 7 months
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geeky-fuckery · 5 months
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The ghosts of Samurai are very dangerous They practice Booshido
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ashleyheyneblog · 5 months
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Q: What is a mummy’s favorite sandwich?
A: A head cheese wrap.
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lucidsouldynamics · 6 months
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Halloween Jail Stories
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hashtagmagazine · 1 year
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The Black Book of Jokes is the best seller for a reason. It's packed with funny jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And because it's written by an author with a great sense of humor you know that the jokes are awesome. Whether you're looking for a laugh at a party or just want to brighten up your day, The Black Book of Jokes is sure to do the trick.
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catchymemes · 3 months
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TUMBLR USERS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BE LIKE
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thathalloweenyfeeling · 5 months
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