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#spoiler it’s harley
ikarakie · 10 months
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tony calls both peter and harley ‘kid’ and happy only ever knows who he’s talking about because for harley he’ll say ‘the kid’ and for peter he’ll say ‘my kid.’ him and pepper have a bet on who out of the three will realise first
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but-a-humble-goon · 7 months
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[Meme format acquired]
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confused-wanderer · 1 year
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Dick: Hey guys what’s up?
Damian: Silence! this is a debate I intend to win.
Dick: huh?
Jason *eating popcorn* : You’re gonna wanna see this
Tim: BY FAR IT IS ONLY LOGICAL TO ASSUME-
Steph: LOGIC HAS NO PART YOU’RE JUST BIASED
Jason: They’re fighting over who was the loosest cannon Robin which caused the most chaos
Dick:
Dick *reaches for popcorn*
Jason *slaps his hand* : Nuh-uh Goldie only the one with the title of MOST CHAOTIC ROBIN gets to eat popcorn
Tim: YOU ARE A LITERAL ASSASSIN WHOS TRIED TO MURDER SEVERAL PEOPLE
Damian: REMIND ME OF YOUR BODYCOUNT?!
Dick: what now-
Drake: THAT WAS BARELY ANY AS ROBIN
Steph: Dudes I was literally Robin to piss off my dad and became friends with poison ivy and Harley
Jason: You’re all just competing for second place
Dick: .. wait what about me?
Everyone *stops and stares*
Damian: Nightwing, this is serious
Tim: Yeah dude I remember your reputation as Robin and you haven’t changed
Batman: .. are you all done with the bust?
Steph: BATSY! Just who we want to see! So.. tell us, who was the most chaotic robin ever
Batman *without hesitation* : Nightwing
Penguin *tied up after the bust* : Yeah it was blue
Damian:
Tim:
Steph:
Jason:
Dick *steals popcorn* : Y’all better start putting respect on my damn name
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why-i-love-comics · 4 months
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Harley Quinn: Black + White + Redder #6 - "Harleys All the Way Down" (2023)
by Bruno Redondo
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hartteart · 1 year
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the best grandson a space-traveling witch could ask for
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puppetwoman17 · 30 days
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Headcanon that the bats are the only people in Gotham who don’t know about Joker Junior.
The only people who know JJ’s identity are Bruce, Barbara, Jim Gordon, Joker himself, and Harley Quinn. Tim made Bruce promise not to tell Dick, and that continued when Jason came back, with him not wanting to be one of the older man’s triggers. The trend followed with Duke, Cass, Steph, and Damian, with him being more and more certain that if he told them, they would hate him.
Nothing lasts forever, though, and the batkids soon notice how differently Gotham treats Red Robin.
Rogues like Riddler, Harley, and Poison Ivy refrain from hurting him too much. Seasoned thugs quickly take away any electrocution devices from the newer ones, stating that “we don’t electrocute Red Robin”. When it comes to RR, Gotham’s citizens can get very peeved with the Bat.
The kids also notice the odd closeness between Jim, Babs, and Tim. Hell, there are times where they invite the older man to dinner and he goes off to whisper with Tim. The one time someone tried to subtly follow them, Babs stopped them in their tracks.
Everything comes to ahead when Dick goes deep into the bat computer archives for a case he assumes is tied to another. And lo and behold, he finds something titled Junior. He assumes that this is about a child villain and is curious, as the date tells him this happened while he was off in Bludhaven so many years ago.
It’s not.
He calls in the other bats(Tim is somewhere else) and they read through the files and watch the videos. God, the videos.
Dick is angry. Him and his siblings are fuming. Everything comes together and makes so much sense.
How some Gotham citizens treat RR differently. How Jim Gordon always makes sure RR is okay. How Babs knows how to calm Tim down better than anyone else. How Bruce always looks so guilty when he looks at Tim, a scarily similar look as the one he gives to Jason.
Their brother had been keepinh this secret for years, probably because he didn’t want them to hate them(Jason shakes his head furiously. “Stupid kid”.)
When Tim comes home, lo and behold with Babs, he immediately clocks onto their thoughts and makes a break for it. Babs blocks the door for everyone else. She says nothing.
Thats as far as I got.
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meowcatmutie · 3 months
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♦ 4 u
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fandomsandkittens · 2 years
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The fact that these two also fought over who is Bruce’s bff is *chef’s kiss*
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Batman sometimes asked the rogues to keep their villainy at a minimum when his at the time Robin had a big test the coming week.
They don't. Instead, they bombard them with study trivia while fighting.
Two-Face: What's the derivative of y = (√2x - 3)/6?
Duke: √2/6. *punches Two-Face*
Ivy: What's the proper name of a temperate grassland biome?
Damian: Savannahs in Africa, steppes in Eurasia, pampas in South America, and prairies in the North. *slices through her plants* Give me a real challenge.
Killer Croc: Define a vestigial organ and name three examples.
Dick: They're rudimentary anatomical structures that are retained in a species despite having lost their primary ancestral function. *flips behind him* Like the appendix, wisdom teeth, and tonsils.
Harley: I hate this guy as much as any self-respecting psychologist, but who was the founder of psychoanalysis?
Steph: Ugh, Freud. Can we get back to the car chase?
Riddler: Riddle me this. I'm thinking of a failed military operation in 1961 aimed to overthrow Fidel Castro's government.
Tim: What is the Bay of Pigs? *throws a batarang* And why did I answer that like a Jeopardy question?
Mad Hatter: What point about humanity was William Golding making in Lord of the Flies?
Jason: Trick question. It's a satire written in response to popular works of the time depicting young privileged boys as successful in their adventures and aimed to showcase the more accurate behavior of that particular demographic when faced with isolation and uncertainty.
*explosions*
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What a daring dream.
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↑ close-up of the gang
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finniestoncrane · 3 months
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who would i be if i didn't gif the reveal of digger "canonical long dong" harkness?? 💙🪃💛
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dailydccomics · 4 months
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Harley's many, many, many, many versions Harley Quinn: Black + White + Redder #6 by Bruno Redondo
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why-i-love-comics · 6 months
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Harley Quinn #22 - "The Door" (2023)
written by Gretchen Felker-Martin art by Hayden Sherman
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hartteart · 10 months
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if you hate yourself so much why don’t you hatemarry yourself?
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juney-blues · 3 months
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KANAYA: You Fucked My Wife
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crybabylulu · 5 months
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She’s so fucking in love with her Pammy 😭 and idk I just love when she calls her Pammy idk why Pammy is just so fucking cute sounding! I love them so much! My babies!
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