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devildomwriter · 2 months
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“Ugh… Give a fool an inch, and he’ll take a mile…”
— Little D. No. 2 about Mammon (Chapter 25-11)
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tsukii0002 · 9 months
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Little n°2: *speaking to the new Littles entering to work at the castle* And remember, any problem you have must be communicated to the Demonic Recources office. There, they will take care of notifying Mr. Barbatos, but above all they will make sure to watch over our wellbeing.
New Little: And where it is?
Little n°2: Mc.
New Little: ... What?
Little n°2: Mc, Demonic Resources office is Mc.
New Little: ...
Little n°2: Yeah, Mc likes us, they think that we are cute. And no one can defeat them, *dramatically clenches its fist* they are our patron.
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luxthestrange · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#721 Devichan & Leviachan
Devi*Holdind hands with you and Levi*Do you watch anime?
Yuu*Chuckles and looks at the Orange Imp*Yes Of Course!~
Devi*Gasps and looks at Levi*PAPA! THEY ARE SINGLE AND A VIRGIN!
Levi*Face explodes in red,even transforming into his demon form in horror seeing his LilD cling to you*DEVI-CHAN!?
Devi*Hugging your waist with puppy dog eyes*Can you be my Papa's romantic partner?
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Levi:
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...what's worse your Lil brother outing to your crush to be your s/o...or your imp son?
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lemonandlime22 · 2 years
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Randomly generated incorrect quotes pt 28 obey me (one was changed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mc: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Mc: That's why I own TEN guns. Mc: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Mephisto: Can I have some? Mc, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Mc: You know, Raphael, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Raphael: ... Raphael: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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Raphael: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Luke: Raphael, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Mc: *looks at Luke* Mc: Baby boy. Baby. Mc: *looks at Lili D no 2* Mc: Evil.
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Lil D no 2: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Mephisto. They're mad at you. Mephisto: No, it's Raphael. They're just being grammatically correct! *meanwhile* Raphael: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Diavolo: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Raphael: I stand by my choice.
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Lil D no 2: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Lil D no 2: *turns around and helps Luke through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Luke. Luke: Okay.
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gracedcoup · 2 years
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Lucifer, alone with MC: “Though they frequently annoy me, I care about my brothers a great deal. They are very precious to me.”
MC: “Okay, good. Now say that to their faces.”
Lucifer: “absolutely not”
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roses-r-rosie3 · 9 months
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Hii, I have an Ethan Landry smut request. Ethan feels so confident that when he and Y/N have sex he’ll be the top that he teases Y/N about it. But when they finally do have sex Y/N quickly makes Ethan eat his words and Ethan realizes he definitely is the bottom.
Talk That Talk
Ethan Landry x M!Reader
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Warnings: smut, swearing, semi-public sex, blowjob, handjob, rough sex, Bottom!Ethan, Top!Reader, Dom!Reader, Sub!Ethan
Summary: Ethan decided to try and tease y/n while they are in the middle of class but reader quickly teaches him a lesson
Quote: “What’s Wrong Mr Landry? Cat’s got your tongue?”
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You and Ethan had been dating for about 8 months now. You loved Ethan whole heartedly and vise versa. But throughout your 8 month long relationship, you have never had sex, so neither you or Ethan knew who was the top or the bottom in the relationship, or at least you didn’t know.
Ethan was so sure that he was the top, so he would constantly tease you about it, touching your inner thigh in public, whispering dirty things in your ear, stuff like that. But one day you had enough of the teasing, and decided to put Ethan in his place.
“I bet I could make you scream my name so loud that the whole building will come knocking at my door” Ethan whispered in your ear as you were in class.
“Ethan- not right now, I’m trying to take notes” you whispered.
“You can’t handle a little teasing y/n? I thought you were better than that” Ethan smirked while rubbing y/n’s crotch.
“We’re in public you know” you said.
“Yeah, and? I’ll fuck you right here, just for all of them to watch” Ethan said confidently.
“Oh? Then do it” you said calmly while unzipping Ethan’s fly.
“Y-y/n you didn’t really think I was being serious were you- ngh! Fuck!” Ethan was cut off as you rubbed him through his boxers.
“What happened to fucking me on the table for them to see E? Are you scared that we might get caught” you smiled while rubbing Ethan faster.
“Mr Landry, since you are so busy talking to your little boyfriend would you mind telling us the 3 horror movie rules” said Ms Crane
As soon as she said that you smirked and took the opportunity to slip your hands inside of Ethan’s boxers and started to rub Ethan’s tip, causing pre-cum to leak out of his tip.
“What’s wrong Mr Landry? Cat’s got your tongue?” you whispered.
“N-never dr-drink or do d-drugs, Never say y-you’ll be r-ri-right back..” Ethan took a pause while y/n was doing sinful things to Ethan under the table.
“What’s the last one Mr Landry?” Said Ms Crane
“N-Never h-have s-sex” Ethan said.
After Ms Crane was done questioning Ethan, you stopped jerking him off.
“My room. after class. immediately.” you whispered harshly into Ethan’s ear before zipping his fly back up.
After class you dragged Ethan back to his dorm room, and as soon as Ethan closed the door y/n started to kiss him passionately. The pair walked into your bedroom, accidentally knocking some stuff along their way. You started to pin Ethan against the door as you started to leave hickey's on Ethan's neck as you tugged on his shirt. The curly haired boy obeyed immediately as he took off his shirt eagerly.
"What happened to being the top?" you smirked.
After you was done marking Ethan's neck, he pushed Ethan down onto his knees. Ethan was now inches away from your clothed dick.
"Go on pretty boy, are you just gonna stare? Pull my pants down and suck my cock" you growled.
Ethan immediately did as he was told and pulled your pants and boxers down to reveal your rock hard cock that was leaking pre-cum. Ethan started to suck on your tip earning a groan from you. Ethan still wanted to prove you wrong, so he decided to tease you by pulling off and licking the slit on your tip, but boy did that go wrong for Ethan.
"Did I tell you that you could fucking tease?" You snarled.
Before Ethan could respond, you shoved his cock inside of Ethan's mouth. Tears ran down Ethan's face as you fucked Ethan's throat.
"See what happen's when you try to tease me?" you groaned.
Ethan's pants started to become painfully tight because of your rough treatment with his throat. You looked down at Ethan who looked right back at you with doe eyes. That sight pushed you over your limit.
"I'm gonna cum~ OH! FUCK!" You moaned as you shot thick ropes of cum down Ethan's throat.
When you finally came down from your high, you released Ethan's head, Ethan brought himself off your glossy cock, wiping the saliva off his mouth.
"I'm not done with you yet" you smirked.
Y/n got Ethan off of his knees and immediately pushed him onto your bed. You reached down to his crotch and started palming his dick as you traced kisses down his body.
"Y-y/n p-please stop t-teas-teasing" Ethan whined.
"You aren't allowed to give me orders" you growled as you bit down on his earlobe, causing him to yelp.
You started to tease his nipples as you pulled his pants and boxers down.
“You’re already rock hard and I haven’t even started yet” you smirked.
”Lay on your stomach” you ordered. And Ethan was quick to listen.
You quickly grabbed the lube from your bedside table and squeezed some on your finger. You spread his legs and sat on your knees between them. You started pushing a finger in to his ass, stretching it out. You continued adding fingers to open him up and prepare him to take your dick.
You removed your fingers and grabbed the bottle of lube and put some more on your hand before spreading it on your cock. You spreaded his ass cheeks showing his hole ready for you to fill him up. You lined yourself up with his hole and eagerly pushed the tip of your length into his entrance.
"Y-Y/n Ah! Please! Go slower!" Ethan whined.
You seemingly ignored him, and fucked him faster. Ethan moaned as you filled him up, feeling his tight walls wrap around your hard cock. You moved your hands to his hips and started moving your cock in and out of him, meanwhile he desperately tried his to silence his moans so no one would hear what you were doing.
"What happened E? You did all that teasing in class, what happened?" You smirked.
You thrusted deeper and constantly hit his prostate, making Ethan unable to quiet his moans. He shoved his head into the pillow as your bed rocked back and forward under the two of you from your strong thrusts. The sight of you like this made you want to thrust harder, the harder you fucked him, the more sweat dribbled down your body.
"Y-Y/n Ah! Please! Go slower!" Ethan whined.
You seemingly ignored him, and fucked him faster. Ethan moaned as you filled him up, feeling his tight walls wrap around your hard cock. You moved your hands to his hips and started moving your cock in and out of him, meanwhile he desperately tried his to silence his moans so no one would hear what you were doing.
"What happened E? You did all that teasing in class, what happened?" You smirked.
You thrusted deeper and constantly hit his prostate, making Ethan unable to quiet his moans. He shoved his head into the pillow as your bed rocked back and forward under the two of you from your strong thrusts. The sight of you like this made you want to thrust harder, the harder you fucked him, the more sweat dribbled down your body.
“Y/n I-I'm so close!" Ethan moaned.
"Then cum for me baby" you groaned through the slapping sounds.
Ethan moaned loudly as he came all over his self. That sight alone was all you needed to see and you came right then and there, your semen filling him up. After you were done riding down from your high, you slowly pulled out of him and collapsed next to him.
"You.. You just got lucky" Ethan panted
"Sure I did, Sure I did" you smiled as you kissed Ethan's forehead.
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treasureofmammon · 7 months
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (17)
Lucifer: Do you see me as a father figure, Mammon?
Mammon: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Levi: Hey, show your father some respect.
Mammon: I didn't call him dad.
Lucifer: No, no. Mammon, I take it as a compliment.
Diavolo: It's not a big deal. I called Barbatos mom once and he's my fiancée.
Mammon: Guys, jump on that. Diavolo has psycho-sexual issues.
MC: Old news. But you calling Lucifer daddy.
Mammon: Hey, daddy is not on the table here!
Little D. N°2: Well, you did call him dad, dude.
Mammon: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Little D. N°2: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing that happened.
Mammon: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Lucifer: I believed you-
Mammon: Thank you.
Lucifer: -son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Mammon: ... I'd like that.
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astroboots · 9 months
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What would you say are the MC trio, Moon Boys, and Miguel’s biggest kinks/fantasies/positions/etc?
Feel free just to rapid-fire list them since this is a handful of characters, to just pic a specific group, or totally ignore this altogether if it’s too much!
I’m just particularly curious about all of them, what their preferences are individually (especially like, for example, what Boa/Santi prefer vs Boa/Frankie, or Steven/Reader vs Marc/Reader, or…Miguel/Nena vs Miguel/Cielito👀). Like, does Santi find it a little easier to be vulnerable with just Boa? Do Steven and Marc ever lovingly bully Reader by tag-teaming? (I don’t know where I saw it but the phrase, “I can gangbang you all by myself,” said by Marc has lived rent-free in my head for d a y s.)
Thank you so much if you do decide to indulge in answering this ask, and if you don’t! Your writing makes me so happy and I hope to be as good as you one day! :)
OOOH I LOVE THIS ASK!!! Sorry this has taken me ages to get through.
Homecoming Dynamics
I think you're absolutely right nonny. Santi does find it easier to be emotionally vulnerable with Boa. Partly it's because of their longstanding friendship since childhood and how Boa has known the more vulnerable and personal parts of Santiago where he doesn't need to be tough. It's hard to stay tough in front of the woman who watched you get tricked by an older kid to trade Charizard for a Magikarp for a Pokemon trade, or the first time you got broken up with and ended up crying at a Mcdonalds booth.
However I think in bed it's actually the opposite? Santiago finds it a lot easier to relinquish control with Frankie. Because Frankie "takes" it from him, Santiago loves how Frankie gets stern and orders him to listen to him/obey. In a way that makes Santiago switch off his brain as he doesn't have to think and he lets Frankie be in control and for him that is such an easy act and a relief all at once. Whereas with Boa (she purposefully) asks him to surrender control which is an active choice on his part that brings up all sorts of emotional vulnerabilities that messes with his head.
Red Flags dynamic
OOOOOOOOOOOF ok ok that quote! it's from an Oscar Isaac zoom theater he did with Marissa Tomei and I AM OBSESSED WITH IT! I think applied to the Red Flags dynamics, those words, that sentence would come out of Jake's mouth. I can just seeeeeeeeeeeee it.
I think Marc for all his need for control and how he likes to be stern with reader, he also really really spoils her. He's also immensely private and possessive with his private (and regular) time with her and balks at the idea of switching/tag-teaming in that way.
However Steven/Jake... I think those two menaces would be all up for it. Steven because by the time he's THAT gone, there's no composure left in him. If Jake is with her and goads him and lets him take over Steven absolutely 100000% would JUMP at the chance. If anything the difficulty with tag-teaming is for Jake to convince Steven to give back control of the body.
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tragedyinblue · 1 year
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BBU Community Days, Day 3
@bbu-on-the-side
{Day 3} Discipline
Welp, no better time like the present to introduce my boxie. This is my first bbu whump piece and was inspired by @shameless-whumper’s quote for things that are drilled into boxies during training:
“Discipline is a necessary and humane event ensuring the continued obedience and wellbeing of a pet.”
Eventually this will be a recovery story, but that means we’re gonna start in the bad place.
CW: whipping, dehumanization, conditioning, mentioned nudity, mention of blood, “it” as a pronoun
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1. Humane
C47 let out a strangled yip as the handler struck the open welt on its naked flank with his instrument of the day: a thick, black extension cord. The soft patter of the Pet’s disgusting blood pooling on the pristine white tile beneath it somehow echoed over the ringing in C47’s ears.
“Again!”
It took a shuddering breath. “D-discipline is a nec-necessary eve—Aagh!”
A new line of fire streaked across its back, burning so intensely that its vision blacked out.
“What did you forget, C47?”
C47 whimpered, its stupid, pain-addled brain scrambling for its mistake against the invisible timer of the handler’s patience. As the silhouette against the wall raised the cord again it barked.
“I-it does not know, Sir! P-please t-teach this useless Pet its lesson!”
Handler Jones growled. “Repeat after me: ‘and humane.’”
The words were familiar to its ears but foreign on its tongue as it obeyed. ”’And h-huma’—UNGH!”
“Keep stuttering and we’ll be at this all day,” the handler said. “Again!”
Crack.
C47 wept. “‘A-and humane!’”
Crack.
“‘And human-ngh…’”
Crack.
“‘And humane!’”
Some faded part of C47 knew why it hadn’t been able to remember those words; knew that this torment was anything but. In its pathetic state, C47 couldn't help but wonder: Was this really what it signed up for?
The handlers all said so. They delighted in reminding it every time it begged for mercy that unlike others at this facility it had been eager for a Pet’s life; it had signed the paperwork itself then stripped like a good little boxie.
Tears slipped from beneath its swollen eyelids as it stamped down that faceless entity and its ever-demanding question of why, Why, WHY?!
After countless repetitions Handler Jones’ arm lowered and C47 barely leashed its sob of relief.
“Good. Once more, from the beginning,” Handler Jones commanded, swishing the lengthy cord like a cobra against the floor. “And don’t you dare fucking stutter.”
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giggly-squiggily · 4 months
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Presenting: Ducky’s YYH fic ideas:
Kurama trying to wake a giggly Yusuke
This is the one I sent you a lil hc about. I’m gonna turn it into a big fic bc ler Kurama *heart eyes*
Hiei trying to put bruise cream on Yusuke’s side
Kurama tasks Hiei with helping to heal Yusuke (after they finally get a break in the tournament) so he can help Kuwabara with his injuries. Much to both parties’ dismay, Hiei obeys, discovering an important detail about his teammate.
Kuwabara having enough and going to grab Yusuke from behind to pummel him and Yusuke screeching when his hands touch his hips.
Self explanatory, but I’m gonna go with the “I had a shit mom as a kid, and nobody ever dared to touch me. How was I supposed to know I was ticklish?” trope here ❤️❤️
Botan lets it slip that Hiei is Yukina’s brother.
What if Hiei’s quote of, “If you let it slip that I’m her brother, I’ll torture you to death.” had a more tumblr-friendly meaning?
AHH I LOVE THESE OH MY GOD!!! They're all so good AHHH! Okay okay so: I have a few title ideas to offer~
Wake up fic
Cheer Up, Sleepy Yusuke- Kinda a play on that Monkees song: Daydream Believer. The part where they go "Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean" (I always thought it was "Sleepy Dreamer" for whatever reason)
Gentle Now- Cause Kurama's using a far more gentler approach to wake him up
Never Tickle A Sleeping Detective
Bruise Cream:
Stop Squirming!
Bruised Ego- We both know Yusuke's pride's gonna take a small hit when they discover he's ticklish hehe
Bedside Manner- Hiei's no nurse so he's probably gonna be all grumpy about it jarjejrja (we love you Hiei I promise!)
Kuwabara Sneak Attack:
Unfamiliar Territory- To go with the troupe; like you said Yusuke has a bad mom and probably didn't have many tickle fights growing up, so it's kinda new oakjrajekr (Also Yusuke having ticklish hips is literally my new life blood oh my god-)
I'm "Hip"- this one's corny please akjerjkaejkrajkerj
New Ways To Fight
Boton's demise
Little Birdy- You know the saying "A little birdy told me?" Hiei caught wind and now he's gonna pay that songbird a visit.
Slip Of The Tongue
Keeping A Promise- Cause Hiei promised Boton "torture" if it ever slipped and now he's gonna keep it ajkekjraejkrjkajr
These are what I have to offer friend :D I hope my humble musings help with your titles! :)
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devildomwriter · 2 months
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“Helene was once known far and wide as a witch of unparalleled beauty! Countless humans, angels, and demons alike fell under her spell. But then Asmodeus here came along and seduced her, leading her to betray her lover at the time.”
“Yes, I had I feeling that’s where this story was headed.”
“War erupted as a result of her betrayal, a Great War that destroyed an entire country. And Helene was derided as a horrible, wicked woman who had sold her soul to a demon. What she had to endure was awful…!”
— Little D. No. 2 and Simeon (Chapter 7-12)
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sakura-chan-25 · 1 year
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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes - A Masterlist
feat. Sakura & Aka :D
Incorrect Quotes:
Insane Sakura
He went that way
Confession
Sakura bites
The Scar
Who's the overprotective one
Sakura & Aka Moments
Little Game
Nee-san
We're lost
Being supportive (with picrew)
Photosynthesis
What's a life worth
Trust
Advice
Cerberus
Ideas
Marking
Food (with picrew)
Twins?
Arms Tonite
Did ya bring us here to die?!
Angy Catan (with picrew)
Burn it down
Not Natural
Killer Queen
Confidence
Demon!Sakura
The Second Choice
Pride Pact Mark
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partiallygaynoodle · 2 years
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A little bit about me because why not :)
I speak English, German and Polish fluently. (But I can‘t read/write in Polish :‘))🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇪🇵🇱
I use he/they pronouns.
I‘m 18+ years old :)
I write incorrect quotes about Obey Me! but am planning to also start writing fanfiction soon.📝
I also plan on translating other people‘s fanfiction to German. (After given permission to do so of course) Therefore if you have anything you want me to translate, just let me know!📲
I have a very busy schedule and therefore I will be posting irregularly for a while.🕰
I don’t mind if you spam like several of my posts as long as it’s not always the same one :D
I am a huge simp for Mammon and Levi-
Demi-Pansexual💅✨
I think that’s all for now lol
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #332 +Memes 132 We wait...
Demon King*hits Mc in the head with a ball*
Barbatos & Lil D's three hours later, trying to coax him down from the tree: It’s okay my lord, they're gone you can come down now-
Demon King, still shaking: they're not gone, they're waiting
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Little D no.2 : I want my daddy!
*thinking of Mammon*
MC: I want your daddy too...
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treasureofmammon · 8 months
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (3)
Mammon: Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of demonus, please.
Little D.: That will be ₲1,600.
Mammon: Great, I’d like your ₲8-est bottle of demonus, please.
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Ps: I'm posting this one on his birthday because my king must be worship at all cost ✨️💛
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