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devildomwriter · 1 day

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“…Speaking of our teammates for the event… It just so happens that Mammon is on my team. Which already has me feeling very anxious.”

“You have my sincerest condolences.”

— Barbatos and Lucifer (Chapter 65-A)

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scarlett-vixen · 11 months

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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*

Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?

*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*

MC: Lucifer is no longer with us

Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!

MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!

Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me beelzebub #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #it’s called trauma sweaty #this has been living in my brain every since that one lesson or event #where lucifer left for a few days or something #anyway this quote fit them too well #source: gravity falls

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tsukii0002 · 7 days

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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.

Mc: …

Diavolo: Mc?

Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….

Simeon: Wha-

Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~

Diavolo: What a nice father.

Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.

Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Simeon: Eeem…

Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!

Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.

Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~

Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.

Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!

Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.

Simeon: *chuckling*

Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.

Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.

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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd

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l3viat8an · 17 days

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MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.

Mephisto:……

Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?

MC: Not exactly…

#mc’s trying to call Mephistopheles gay but he only speaks posh bitch lmaoo #and when this posts that’s the end of Levi’s b-day queue XD #surprise it’s queue!#obey me!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me mephistopheles #obey me Mephisto #obey me mc #om! mephistopheles #om! Mephisto #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

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lyrichi · 1 month

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[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

#idk I think it'd be funny to pull highschool movie type pranks on luci #ehehehe #I feel evil #lucifer's terrible horrible no good very bad day #:D #anyway #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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MC: Merry Xmas, Mammon! What do you want for your present this year?

Mammon, panicking internally: Not MC. Not MC. Not MC. Say grimm or something. Right, right. Grimm. Not MC. I totally don't care about-

Mammon, outwardly: You.

#Levi: sOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GOT THEIR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DIALOGUE MIXED UP #Levi: I want MC as my present too pls and ty #obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x mc #obey me mammon x reader #obey me reader #obey me reader insert #xreader #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #maruwrites #merry xmas #I wish you all a happy day today!!

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fluffimemes · 2 years

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#two posts in one day omg #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me quotes #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons

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diamonds-place · 7 days

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Mc: "So today is 4/20, right?"

Luci: "Yes? What about the date?"

Mc: "I feel like I need to say this. Humans refer to the plant as 'The Devil's Lettuce,' is that true?"

Mammon: (spits out water) "WHO TOLD YOU?"

Luci: . . .

Mc: . . .

Luci: "Care to explain?"

Mammon: . . .

Luci: "3. . ."

Mammon: "Fine! . . . it was just a little venture I did in the human world a while ago. I just sold them some dope."

Luci: "And now there's a day for the plant."

Mammon: "What can I say, I'm a great businessman."

Luci: (sigh) "Mammon. . ."

#humans discovered the plant thanks to a certain greedy demon #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #hope yall have a good day #>:3

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cosmicstarlatte · 8 months

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[Diavolo cuddling & doting on MC in the open]

Upper Class Demon: How did they end up together!?

Upper Class Demon #2: Well rumors say...

[Flashback]

Diavolo: That's why you're here! To help me build better relationships between the three realms!

MC:

MC: Marry me.

Diavolo:

Diavolo: ...What?

MC: Yeah, you're hot. Wouldn't this be a good start to your goal? 😏

Diavolo (thinking): Silly, smart, cute little thing...mmm...

Diavolo: I accept your proposal!

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suiiseis · 8 months

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MC: Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a house. A haunted house. A haunted house with 7 demons. And Demons made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a house. A haunted house. A haunted house with 7 demons. And Demons made me crazy. Lucifer: MC, stop.

#this copypasta has been stuck in my head for a few days #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me mc

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mc-cos-charm · 2 months

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Mc : my 'mom' told me I can be whatever I wanted ...

Mc , mumbled after being cheerful: also telling me to be someone I'm not

Mc : so I became a problem.

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devildomwriter · 2 days

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“Oh Satan.”

“Not interested. Go away.”

“But I haven’t even said anything yet…”

— Asmodeus and Satan (Nightbringer Chapter 4-A)

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1-siracha · 7 months

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lucifer: mc, what is that website?

mc: it's spinningrat.com

lucifer: ..what is it meant to do?

mc: your meant to watch the rats endlessly spin.

lucifer: ..anything else?

mc: not really, but it's fun u should try it

lucifer: ...

lucifer: i have a life, mc.

bonus:

*barbatos sees mc watching the rats*

barbatos: shoots computer

mc: barb what the FUCK

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tsukii0002 · 10 months

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Diavolo: Well, we should commemorate the union of the three realms *getting dramatic* commemorate that we can all understand each other an that, although we are very different, the things we share are more than we realize.

Mc: Things we share... Don't say more, I have an idea.

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