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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 10 months

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#same

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 11 months

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👸🥀♥️♠️♦️♣️

#twisted wonderland

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 11 months

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Surprise guest.

#obey me

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 11 months

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MC: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Belphie: What a stupid question.

Belphie: Of course I will.

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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Beel: Mmm borger.

Also Beelzebub: What the fuck did you just fucking say about my family, you little bitch? I'll have you know that-

#obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #maruwrites

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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Luke: Y-you demons! I hate you with every inch of my being!

Little D. No. 2: That's not a lot of inches.

Luke:

Luke, about to cry:

MC: Run.

#Little D. No. 2: Oh shit-#Little D. No. 2: PAPAA!#Mammon: Don't drag me into this.#obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me luke #obey me little d #obey me mc #maruwrites #is this about the earlier poll?#yes it's about the earlier poll

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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KING SOLOMON WINS!! HEAR! HEAR!

#AND WHO ARE THE (788 x 4.7% ≈) 37 OF YOU GUYS #do I need to kinkshame some peeps #and now‚ the weather

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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I have no idea what I expected–

WHO ARE THE (614 x 4.7% ≈) 28 OF YOU?? 'FESS UP!

#obey me #obey me poll

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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Grocery run in town, with Purgatory Hall members.

MC: Alright guys, we’ll meet back here in an hour. Synchronise your watches.

Simeon: How do I do that?

Luke: But I don’t wear a watch.

Solomon: Time is but a social construct~⭐

MC:

#Solomon: Every 60 minutes in Devildom an hour passes.#MC: Fuck you and I'll see you in 60 minutes (from now).#obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #maruwrites #a peace offering from me for not being able to write headcanons for them

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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White Day Special: Love Languages!! Part 2! <3

Diavolo

Love Language: Physical Touch

It was something you noticed over time.

A hearty clap on your back, a gentle hand over your shoulders, a lingering warmth on your heated cheeks.

Skinship was something he liked.

And before long, with your reciprocation, it developed into something more.

You will never forget his startled gasp when you first reached out and took his hand into your own.

For a demon of his size (and rank), he certainly was love-shy. How cute.

His trembling hands caressed the sides of your face (so cute!!).

“Y/N, may I?”

Instead of gracing him with a reply, you tiptoed forward and gave him a little peck on the lips. That shall be your reply to your cute, blushing prince.

“–! I’ll take that as a yes then.”

Barbatos

Love Language(s): Acts of Service (but uno reverse x2) and Quality Time

This talented demon liked to spend his time pampering helping others, and in particular, you.

He seemed to be anywhere and everywhere, just a step away or even ahead, when help was required.

And when he wasn’t at his lord’s side, he could be found by yours.

There was certainly nothing impossible for him.

He had assured you multiple times that it was of his own volition. That your happiness is his reward.

While you don’t necessarily dislike this service, you wanted to do something for your lover too. That’s right! Your lover!!

Suddenly motivated, you decided to have a go at cooking for him. He did make a passing remark about his interest in your hometown’s cuisine.

Probably because he wanted to make it for you, but anyway-

He came after receiving your dinner invitation, earlier than the arranged timing, just as you had expected.

Noticing his curiosity towards the bubbling pots on the stove, you happily list out all the dishes you have prepared. Prepared especially for him, you emphasised.

“Why, that’s— Let me help you plate them, at least.”

You shot down his idea immediately. That he, the guest-of-honour, should just sit pretty. He doesn’t complain, but seems... almost embarrassed.

"Alright, but... Let’s make it together next time, shall we?"

That small, fond smile adorning his face was your reward. You finally understood why he liked seeing your smile so much now.

#obey me #obey me!#obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me drabbles #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x reader #maruwrites #we are totally still in march #totally not late for white day nuh-uh #and my two brain cells aren't confident in writing headcanons for the others #I'd be happy to hear your headcanons for them though!#so that's the end of the love language drabbles

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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MAMMON SWEEP

#and now‚ the weather

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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A-Asmo's titties-

Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–

MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring’s first blossom, of Summer’s passionate heat, grace of Fall’s parting, sweet as a cozy Winter’s treat. With your permisson–

Asmo: O-oh my–

MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.

Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me mc #another paint project

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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Touch (Or rather, MC can’t keep their hands to themselves)

Lucifer

You were both sitting in the living room, for an “informal conversation about your experiences in the exchange programme”.

An interview, basically.

He was droning on about something, and you nodded distractedly at his words.

Distracted by his long fingers strumming across the book he was previously reading before you came in.

As he continued talking, you absentmindedly reached out and took his gloved hand into yours.

His gloved fingers felt leathery and cool to the touch.

If he was surprised, he did not show it.

His fingers curled in around yours and he swiftly pulled you onto his lap.

“It seems that we have have more to discuss, shall we continue in my room?”

Mammon

Another day, another failed drastic money making plan.

You were scrolling though Akuzon on your bed when he barged into your room and planted himself down next to you.

And proceed to rant about how his new quick cash-making scheme got ruined by Lucifer.

“It’s bad for Lord Diavolo’s image,” He mimicked his older brother’s voice, “Bah! It’s always Lord Diavolo this and Lord Diavolo that. Do you know what he said the other day! He-”

Poor boy although he really got what he deserves.

You reached out and patted his head.

Huh, his hair was surprising soft.

You silently wondered what shampoo he used as you run your fingers through his hair.

“Y-You… What do you think you’re doing! Wait- wait I didn’t say to stop!”

Leviathan

He was introducing you to Mononoke Land.

It seemed really similar to a certain game you’ve played before??

So anyway, he was teaching you how to fight in the special raids together, which drops super duper rare monsters, he stressed.

Your contribution points were rather on the low side compared to his. But an alternately coloured monster popped out as your reward.

A SHINY!!!

You felt a chilling, murderous aura almost immediately.

It would be bad if he broke into his demon form and trashed the place.

So like any sane person would do, you turned to pinched his cheeks. His squishy, squishy soft cheeks.

Hard.

“Oww-Ouch! I-I’m not throwing a tantrum! I-I… You want to trade it to me?! Really? Omgosh-”

Satan

You wanted to return a book that you borrowed.

When he didn’t respond to your messages, you decided to made your way down to his room.

You waited, but there was no respond when you knocked on his door.

You gingerly turned the door knob, and found him napping on his chair.

Setting the book aside quietly, you poke his cheeks, skimming over the lines of his face. He definitely looks younger when he isn’t frowning.

You definitely need a picture of this.

You pull away to take out your DDD. But stopped when his arms closed in around you.

His gleaming green eyes seems amused.

“Having fun, aren’t we?”

Asmodeus

You were helping him pick out an outfit for a date.

Though, almost two hours in, it seems more like an fashion show for you.

What time was his date again?

Anyway.

He was happily parading another new outfit he brought the other day, asking for your opinion.

The dark silk flatters his slim profile, you chimed. He could wear a potato sack and still look good in it.

He grinned, twirled and made a mock courtesy, instantly pulling your attention to the back of his outfit.

You noticed that his top has an open back, contrasting and revealing his fair, lovely back.

You couldn’t help but traced your fingers on his back, mesmerized. How does he keep his skin so soft?

“Proper skincare, darling! We definitely need to have a sleepover together soon! Oh, no need to be shy now, you can touch me all you want~”

Beelzebub

You were on breakfast cooking duty today.

And that means pancakes, lots and lots of pancakes.

You have learnt from previous cooking duties that:

Beel has a black hole for a stomach.

There was no such thing as ‘enough food’.

Time was of the essence.

Pancakes were fast and easy to make.

Have you already mentioned that Beel has a black hole for a stomach?

Speak of the demon, you can hear his stomach rumbling down from the corridor. He was definitely going to reach the kitchen in another five minutes.

You can feel your stress level rising.

MC does not exist anymore, you are now a pancake making machine.

Flip the pancakes, take them out, set them aside, pour more batter in, flip the pancakes, take them out-

You quickly piled the pancakes onto a plate, just as he walked in.

“G’morning,” he greets you, and he beams at the stack of pancakes waiting for him.

You watched as he pours jars of syrup, berries and whipped cream onto his pancakes, and promptly devoured them.

You noticed a stray whisk of cream on the side of his face, and you laugh as you help him wipe the cream off.

Although, you weren’t expecting him grab your hand and lick the cream off your fingers. His hot, wet tongue roughly swiping the cream off your fingers.

“MC? Your pancakes are burning. MC? MC!”

Belphegor (Spoilers for Chapter 16!)

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White Day Special: Love Languages!! <3

Lucifer

Love Language: Acts of Service

Frankly, this poor demon is overworked, wrung dry by both demands of the kingdom and his younger brothers (more of the latter, honestly).

And he appreciates any actions (successful or otherwise) to alleviate his stress.

An action that could be as simple as a cuppa of Black Coffee of Melancholy in the morning, brewed by your very own hands.

You knock on the door to his study, and it swings opens to reveal a very haggard looking demon –too haggard in fact, when the morning bell has yet to sound.

He perks up at the sight of you, before his curious gaze settles on the tray in your hands.

You hand him the cup of freshly brew coffee that he accepts gratefully, and you set down the flask of thermos on his table, to get him through the day, you insist.

“Thank you, Y/N. I will savour every drop of your love.”

Mammon

Love Language(s): Words of Affirmation and Quality Time

You may expect the Avatar of Greed’s love language to be receiving gifts, but this demon would very much prefer to hog your time and attention.

You aren’t sure when exactly it has become the norm, but you are very much used to the sight of the second-born lounging on your bed.

You certainly aren’t against it.

He talks about a lot of things; sometimes it was about school, sometimes it was (complaints) about Lucifer, sometimes about his modelling work, his latest schemes, and sometimes... when he receives some not-so-nice remarks from the others.

And when he doesn’t, you hold him gently until he feels like himself again.

He talks and you listen quietly –offering kind words at times or to reprove his actions at other times– and the hours go by.

“Y/N, y’know, thank you. Thank you for being here for me.”

After all, what better gift in the Three Realms but you?

Leviathan

Love Language(s): Quality Time and Receiving Gifts

His introversion didn’t allow him to make friends easily.

He wasn’t lonely! At all!

His brothers don’t understand his hobbies. But that’s okie! He doesn’t understand their normie hobbies too.

He was used to it –that is, until you fell into Devildom.

Maybe it was your genuine interest in getting to know him –keeping up with his oshis and latest hyperfixations or even surprising him with trinkets you brought with him in mind– that broke him out of his shell, one step at a time.

It seems that ever since you arrived, he has been smiling more often than before.

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU (TL: Keikaku means plan).

After all, he has you now. And you will make him happy.

"Y/N! I got you this limited-edition Matcha.Ver Azuki-tan that you were looking at Akuzon last week. Consider it a return gift for the Sucre Frenzy tickets, kthxbye!”

One step at a time.

Satan

Love Language(s): Receiving Gifts and Acts of Service

You are not sure when it started, but it has become a habit for you to stop at any bookstore you come across.

Perhaps you are in love with books, or in love with someone who loves these books. Maybe both.

And today, you walked out of the bookstore with four new books in haul.

You hope he will like them.

You find him in the library, sorting the uncategorised pile of books into their new shelves, and you join him in his endeavour.

A comfortable silence falls between you two, and he breaks it softly, almost embarrassed, “Say, Y/N, in our future home together, I’d like a library like this too, maybe bigger.”

Your joyful smile says all that he hopes to hear.

Asmodeus

Love Language: Words of Affirmation

Being the Avatar of Lust and the most beautiful gift to the world (source: Y/N), he certainly is used to hearing flattery and compliments on his appearance.

So, what was so different about the praises coming out of your mouth?

Was it because of your cute and clumsy attempts to woo him?

Or was it because of the furious red blush adorning your face when he returns your courting?

Maybe he just loves everything about you.

He definitely wouldn’t mind if you translate your love from passionate words into fervent actions.

“Y/N, darling, I need help picking out tonight’s lipstick. Do you think this shade of red-rose or cherry-candy matte would look better on your skin?”

...Screw the dinner plans, you two aren’t taking a single step out of his room tonight.

Beelzebub

Love Language: Receiving Gifts

It’s no exaggeration to say that he is the biggest eater you know, and you are more than happy to indulge him.

You may not be the best cook or a very experienced one, but you know how to follow recipes!

That has to count for something, right?

And practice makes perfect –is what you would have like to say.

But he eats and praises all the food you have made, no matter how burned or under/over seasoned it may be.

In his eyes, you (and your cooking) are already perfect.

“S’good. As long as it’s from you, Y/N, it’s tasty.”

You love this demon but damn it, you want to improve your cooking for him too!!

Belphegor

Love Language(s): Physical Touch and Quality Time

He loves naptime.

He loves you and your warmth.

What better than both combined?

You wake up, startled, with no sense of time.

Your throat feels parched, your mind numbed. Your muscles ache as you move your body. What time was it? How long were you asleep? What-

He stirs beside you, blinking owlishly.

“Y/N? Why are you awake? It’s still... night-time. Ah, don’t panic, you will only hurt yourself again.”

Your mind goes blank, teetering between consciousness.

“Let’s go back to sleep together.”

The room was cold, but him and the bedding was warm and comfortable. So very comfortable.

“Now.”

You won’t leave him now, would you?

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mayonnaise-is-a-drink · 1 year

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Asmo: *exists*

MC:

Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–

MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring’s first blossom, of Summer’s passionate heat, grace of Fall’s parting, sweet as a cozy Winter’s treat. With your permisson–

Asmo: O-oh my–

MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.

Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!

#obey me #obey me mc #but mc is actually me whenever I see asmo in the game #I made this in paint halp

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