YOU'RE ALIVE???
YES! :3
(Disappears for the next five years)
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Asmodeus: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Solomon: Yes.
Asmodeus: Which means he likes both boys and girls.
Solomon: Ye- wait, what-
Barbatos: Asmo, that's not what bilingual means-
Asmodeus: Shhh, it's okay, Solomon. I still love you!
Solomon & Barbatos: ...
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HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS!!! I'LL START POSTING SOON I SWEAR
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MERRY CHRISTMASSS!!
Ik we haven’t talked in a while but I hope you’re doing well :)
OMG HIII!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Sorry for not talking to you. School is indeed schooling, and I'm unable to handle online friends and the shit load of work!! BUT I MISS YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE!! <33
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I can't get it out of my head.
SCREAMS AND STARTS SHAKING FROM FEAR
I try to hide in my room, barricade the door with anything, just to get away from him. No matter what I do, I still see him. Nightmares, in the sky, in my coffee, even the stats are aligned to his face. I can't escape.
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Magically appears from the dead
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, POOKIES!!!
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Hi! Are you the same fluffimemes on character ai? If you are then I love your bots! they're really good and I enjoy them a lot. sorry if you're not though, nonetheless have a great rest of your day :D
HII!! I AM THAT CREATOR!! I'm glad you enjoy them! <3
I can't believe I'm starting to get recognized, I feel so famous now. It all started with one Riddle and Ace bot...
I can't believe people are starting to find my socials now HAHA /lh (mostly because I use the same ass username LMAO)
BUT THANK YOU!! I promise I'll start making more 🫶🫶
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I'VE BEEN BUSY, SORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE LATELY 😭
Thanks for the tag!!
Tagging: @simplyycherry @whipped-for-fictionals @happilyasimp2
Decided to make a bingo card
Rules: If the thing in the square applies to you fill it out.
Ignore the different word sizes
Here's mine
Feel free to do this! I'll tag some people
@picasso22 @piney-45 @nerdybluehairandpronouns @lyssified @skylar-jay @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @yoqri @hues-of-purple @heartstopper-lover123
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Luke: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Satan, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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MC: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Satan: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
MC: Stop.
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Asmodeus: There's nothing to do....
Lucifer: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Asmodeus, pulling out his phone: Nevermind.
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Simeon: What's two plus two?
Luke: Math.
Simeon: ...I will accept that answer.
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Belphegor: The joy of hanging out with Beel. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and he bites the tip of a marker off.
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MC: That was a joke. Say ha.
Lucifer: Ha.
MC: Now do it again.
Lucifer: Ha.
MC: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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Asmodeus: Do you have a self-care routine?
MC: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Solomon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Simeon: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Solomon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Lucifer: You bought a taco?
Beelzebub: Yes.
Lucifer: From the same truck that hit Solomon?!
Beelzebub, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving isn't gonna help him.
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