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misc-obeyme · 2 months

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MC is at the Demon Lord's Castle helping Barbatos make tea.

MC: And what exactly is in this blend?

Barbatos: *lists every ingredient*

MC: Mhm. And what are the benefits of those?

Barbatos: *details the benefits of each ingredient separately and together*

MC: Right and where exactly did you obtain this?

Barbatos: I made the blend myself. While I was able to find some of these ingredients at my usual market, I had to grow some of them myself in the gard-

MC: ?

Barbatos: MC. Why are you asking me so many questions about this tea?

MC: Oh, I just like to watch the way your eyes sparkle when you're talking about something you love.

Barbatos: I see. Then you must allow me to list everything I know about you.

MC was too flustered to speak. Barbatos only chuckled and kissed away their astonishment.

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#don't mind me I'm just brainrotting about Barb again #as usual #anyway #have this cheesy idea lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x mc #obey me scenarios #omnb #om barbatos #om barbatos x mc #obey me mc #omswd #obey me nonsense #misc scenario #misc writes

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sparkbeast20 · 10 months

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MC's status: In a Toxic relationship with, Lucifer, Satan and Belphie and in a Fun relationship with Mammon, Leviathan, Asmo and Beel.

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Lucifer: Excuse me?!?

Satan: The fuck!!!

Belphegor: Oh? We're official now?

Asmodeus: Yeah!!

Beelzebub: 🥰

Leviathan: Why!!!

Mammon: Fuck yeah!!! We're Official!!!!

#obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me nonsense

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apoorhuman · 10 months

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In the house of lamentation, the brothers and mc are doing their own thing

Lucifer: *looking up from his paper work to look at mc* mc

Mc: *looking up from their phone* hm?

Lucifer: do you hear this? This *pointing at his surrounding*

Mc: .... No..?

Lucifer: exactly, it's quiet, the both of us can finally talk *sniff* without having to *sniff* shout our lungs out *started sobbing*

Mc: ... Luci.... Are you..... Crying...?

Lucifer: *wiping hia tears with his finger* yes, finally after thousands of years.... *sniff*

Satan: *from the other side of the couch about to tease Lucifer with a mocking tone* Lucifer... Don't cry~

Belphie: *joining in* don't cry~ yeah~ lucifer~ don't cryyy~

Lucifer: *his eye started twitching*

The others joining in as well except for mc: doN't CrY~ LuCIfeR~ dON't cRy~

Mc: *just accepting the new chaos that started*

Lucifer: *heavy sigh* I've said something too early..

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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Asmo: Breathe if you admit your love for MC or recite the bible in Japanese if you wont

Mammon, holding his breath: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。そして地球は形がなく、空っぽでした。そして闇が深淵の面にあった。そして、神の霊が水の面を動いた。....

Asmo:

Asmo: Is that actually Japanese??

Levi: I can confirm that this in fact, is Japanese

Asmo: WHEN DID HE LEARN JAPANESE??

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.

also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦

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mcx7demonbros · 1 year

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One of the Brothers: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*

MC: *slaps the hand away* no, it’s Holy Week

#obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nonsense #obey me catholic mc #obey me demon brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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oceannaut · 3 months

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I swear this mf got me kicking my legs in the air like a little girl and screaming at my pillow like I’m crazy

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viccz · 1 year

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Falling asleep on their shoulder.

this is with the bros . if you want the others then let me know 💗 !Non gender specific MC! !Fluff!

Lucifer was doing paperwork, you offered to accompany him. He agreed as long as you didn’t bother him too much. He was finally finishing up paperwork but then he felt your head fall onto his shoulder. “Mc, get o-“ he realized you were sleeping. He softly smiled at you. You looked so precious when you were sleeping. You wouldn’t mind if he laid you down in his bed, would you? He gently picked you up and carried you to his bed. He put you down and tucked you in. “Goodnight, my darling.”

Mammon was studying for an upcoming test. He asked you to be there with him so he could cuddle with you after wouldn’t be bored. He had been studying for a while when he felt you lean your head onto him. He blushed furiously. “M-Mc..why’d ya gotta be so cute.” He laid his head onto yours and he too fell asleep. When you both awoke, he completely denied that he, the great Mammon, fell asleep with you.

Leviathan has been gaming all day. You’ve just been watching him, occasionally helping him out. You were exhausted and eventually drifted off to sleep. When he felt you lay on his shoulder, he flipped. He became a blushing, stuttering mess. “I-I- I don’t- M-Mc-“ He didn’t know what to do. Why would you ever wanna fall asleep on a otaku weirdo like him? He stopped gaming and just stared at you. He gently picked you up and brought you to your bedroom. He covered you with the blanket and gently kissed your head goodnight. Like in “I kissed my crush on the head while they were sleeping!”

Satan was reading you a story. He knew you’d fall asleep eventually but not on his shoulder. He was a little surprised. He lowered you down onto his bed and laid next to you. “Who knew a human like you, could charm a demon like me.” He cradled you into his arms as if you were gonna get stolen away from him. When you woke up, he was nuzzled into your chest, sleeping.

Asmodeus was painting his nails. He was gonna do you next. He finally finished and was admiring his nails but then he felt you lay onto him. “Aww! Mc! You’re so adorable!” He snapped a few photos of you to show to you and his brothers the next day. He laid you down on his bed and tucked you in. He kissed you goodnight and fell asleep hugging your waist.

Beelzebub invited you over to eat his midnight snack with him. His idea of snack is 4 cheeseburgers. You were sleepy but agreed. He was talking about how much he wanted to try some of Luke’s cake when your head pressed against his shoulder. “They’re just so sweet and the fros- …Mc?” he was worried that all his mumbling sent you to sleep. He picked you up and quietly carried you to your bedroom. He gently put you down. He wish he could stay with you, but he doesn’t know if you’d be okay with that. So, he wishes you goodnight and heads back to his room.

Belphegor was watching a movie with you. Unsurprisingly, he fell asleep the first 15 minutes of the movie. He woke up to the feeling of something on his shoulder. “Hm? Mc? Let’s get you closer..” He hugged you closer to him and fell asleep with you.

first fanfic in a while. Hope you guys like it (if anyone sees it)

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potol0ver · 9 months

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Random OM! Headcannons

Belphie’s cow pillow gets torn every once and a while and Beel tries to fix it but his hands are to big to hold the needle correctly so he always brings it to Asmo so he can fix it. (He’ll happily do so.)

Mammon will recognize the most held dear thing to each of his brothers and secretly make sure it’s dusted/taken care of.

Levi knows every online event/deal/limited time merch for each series his brother likes and buy it for them. He’ll just place it at their door/on their bed and get out before anyone sees him doing this.

Beel has memory of when the last time all of his brothers ate, so if they have gone to long without eating he’s grabbing some food and bringing it to them.

Belphie does the same with sleep, and while he’s a little more lenient with Lucifer, he does make him take mini power naps that either Lucifer himself doesn’t know he’s taking it doesn’t care. (He’s taking many mini power naps- like a goldfish)

Satan helps his brothers when studying and even sneaks the ones who are bad at tests (mammon) answers during the test.

Lucifer comes into his brothers rooms to talk to them but if he’s standing next to something that isn’t tidy/clean, he automatically starts cleaning it up without a second thought. Partially because he’s a work-aholic, partially because acts of serves is one of his secret love languages.

Mammon is one of the top three people Luke goes to when he’s distraught (they have a nagging brother dynamic- they love each other- fight me-)

Asmo gets along great with grandmas.

Levi has karaoke nights in the water of Henry 2.0 so they can sing together.

When Mammon is bored he has a “camp out night” in one of his cars in his room.

Belphie and Beel regularly create bed forts.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nonsense #obey me nightbringer #obey me crack #obey me headcanons #om! shall we date #om!#om! swd

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misc-obeyme · 3 months

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MC: *summons Lucifer to their house in the human world right when he's in the middle of something*

Lucifer: This had better be important.

MC: Can you change the batteries in my smoke detector? I’m afraid of ladders.

Lucifer: You are a sorcerer, MC. Didn’t Solomon teach you a spell that would help you with this?

MC: Yeah, he taught me how to summon you.

Lucifer: …

Technically MC was right & Lucifer decided he would rather indulge them than argue with them about it further. Thus the mighty Lucifer spent an evening changing smoke detector batteries.

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#meanwhile somewhere far away Solomon sneezes #this is about me again #I'm afraid of ladders #I need a brave Luci in my life to climb ladders for me #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #om lucifer #lucifer obey me #obey me mc #omswd #omnb #obey me nonsense #misc scenario #misc writes

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sparkbeast20 · 1 year

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MC: I'm the Master of Hell!

Lucifer: *Yelling* Devildom! Get it right!

MC: Screw you old man! I can do whatever I want! *Drunkly walking on top of HOL with a bottle what you assume was just Soda* I'm Immortal!

Solomon: *Yelling* No you're not! Now Please get down from there before you hurt yourself-

MC: You too, Grandpa! Screw you!

Barbatos: Oh my- We better get them down before they slip and break their back and neck-

Levi: Gah! Too much! Way Too much information!

Lucifer: Belphie, Satan. This is all your fault!

Belphie: That poison was meant for you!

Satan: We didn't know that it has this affect on Humans-

Asmo: AHH!! MC slipped!!

Lucifer, Satan, Belphie, Barbatos, Solomon: WHAT!!!

MC: *Luckily your leg snag on to one of the décor of the roof* See! I'm Immortal!

Solomon: I think I'm having a stroke.

Lucifer: Damnit! Mammon!

Mammon: *Quickly flew up and try to reach you with open arms* MC!

MC: No! I don't saving! I can survive this-

Beel: *Came in quick and quietly* Gotcha!

MC: Yelp!

Asmo: Yeah!

Barbatos: We need to call a paramedic

Satan: But MC is fine-

Barbatos: For these two *Points at Solomon and Lucifer both clenching on their chest*

#obey me #omnb #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me mc #obey me nonsense

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apoorhuman · 1 year

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Mc just got mocked by a lesser demon and the brothers saw that from afar, but when the brothers are about to defend mc started saying this

Lesser demon: you're so ugly you can't even pull any bithces lol

Mc: yeah, maybe I can't pull any bithces

Mc: *taking out a glock from their pocket* but I can pull this trigger-

The lesser demon has been shot, and now the room was silent with a demon bleeding to their death, a happy menace human, and seven flabbergasted Lords of hell

#mc was free of charges because of human privilege #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me sheep mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me funny #obey me brothers #obey me nonsense #obey me chaos

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notcreative360 · 4 days

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So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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cats: meow

dogs: woof

mammon obey me: hey hey hey ore-sama sanjou

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mcx7demonbros · 1 year

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Voting

Diavolo: Now we will vote on the bill “Introduction of Advanced Mathematics into the standard curriculum”.

Lucifer: Yeah ✅

Mammon: Nay ❌

Levi: Nay ❌

Satan: Yeah ✅

Asmo: Nay ❌

Beel: Yeah ✅

Belphie: Yeah ✅

Diavolo: The result is 4-3, the bill is pa-

MC: Wait, I haven’t voted yet. Don’t forget I’m now a member of the Student Council.

Diavolo: Sorry, MC, I’m used to the fact that there was only 7 votes for a long time. Go ahead.

MC: Nay

Diavolo: That makes it 4-4. Though I will cast my tie-breaker vote and-

Belphie: I would like to change my vote to “nay”. 😈

Diavolo: The result is 5-3. The Bill is rejected. D:

BREAKING NEWS

The new bill rejected, with newly sworn in officer MC casting the decisive vote.

MC - Devildom’s rising star in politics?

Nobles express concern over MC’s influence.

#obey me #omswd #obey me nonsense #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #royal academy of diavolo #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all

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pseudonymphomania · 1 month

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Imagine this..this is a refrence to a scene in young sheldon but I changed up the words a bit

*diavolo and lucifer talking with their newborn in the back seat*

Lucifer: why would you tell the doctor that I'm a fallen angel and I swore my loyalty to you so you can reincarnate my dead sister into a human?!

Diavolo: she asked what our history was..

Lucifer: MEDICAL. history😡

(don't ask how they produced an actual baby okay-)

#dialuci #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #diavolo x lucifer #obey me dialuci #fanart #obey me fanart #obey me crack #obey me nonsense #my asks #I’m slowly working through all my asks lolol #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me nightbringer #my safe art

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