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Mc: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious*
Levi, panicking: They're not breathing!
Solomon: I'll give them mouth-to-mouth!
Mc: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Mammon do it! *Closes eye*
Lucifer:
Beel:
Solomon:
Satan:
Levi:
Belphie:...
Mammon: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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nissou · 1 month
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© Nissouna (me)
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astaroth1357 · 1 month
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Solomon: MC- *takes a knee*
MC: Oh my God
Solomon: -will you marry me? *pulls out ring box*
MC: What?
MC: Didn't I poison you?? Gak! *falls to their knees instead*
Solomon: I switched our cups. *opens the box to show a small vial of powder*
Solomon: Say yes for the antidote!
MC: God I hate you so much-
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certifiedlucifersimp · 9 months
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Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?
Diavolo : They like to feel tall!
MC : *happy sheep noises*
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angelsdemonsandhumans · 10 months
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Mc: Okay, whoever sits in this chair is gonna marry me!
All the brothers; ... *start fighting*
Mammon: THAT CHAIR IS MINE!!
Leviathan: NO WAY I'M GONNA LET YOU TOUCH IT!!
Asmodeus: *making his way to sit*
Lucifer: *grab the chair and makes him fall on the ground*
Mc: ...
Luke: haha look how hard are they fighting!
Mc: yeah- *the chair fall right back in front of them* ...oh-
The brothers doesn't get aware and keep fighting over the nothing:
Mc: ...
Diavolo: ..welp *jumps sit on the- fall down on the ground*
Barbatos: *silent gasp*
Simeon: *sit and cross his legs, with a tender smile* I apologize
Diavolo: ...
Barbatos: ...
The brothers: ...
Luke: ...
Mc: ...well I am not sad of the outcome!
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atlasofsalt · 11 months
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*everyone having fun building a pillow fort*
luke: oh no! we’re out of pillows- i’ll go grab more.
luke: *opens the closet and past! solomon falls out. mouth duct tapped and hands tied*
past! solomon: *muffled screaming*
future! solomon: oh shit i forgot to feed him
everyone: 🧍
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apoorhuman · 1 year
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Mc: don't you just hate the fact that you already graduated and finished school, have a good and decent job, but suddenly you got sucked into hell and forced to go to school with most of the subjects you never even learned in your FUCKING ENTIRE LIFE?!
Lucifer: mc, we said we're sorry
Mc: I AM NOT GOING TO JUST LET MYSELF GET YELLED BY YOU JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET GOOD FUCKING GRADE IN A SUBJECT CALLED "BASIC STANDARD MAGIC"
Belphegor and Satan watching from afar: *snickers*
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hopeluna-archived · 2 years
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Mammon, up to his shit again: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion
Lucifer: What are you-
Mammon, showing a picture of MC: this is my religion
Lucifer: .....I'm interested.
The brothers: we are interested
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taigalikethetiger · 1 year
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THE 7, I mean 8, DEMON RANGERS!
Who are destroying more of the city than they protect…
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java-lava · 8 months
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Random Demon; “Mc, if I had a Time Machine, I’d go back to the day you were born and thank your mother for giving birth to someone so beautiful!”
Mc, without hesitation; “if I had a Time Machine, I’d go back in time and tell your mom to swallow you.”
Satan and Asmo; *absolutely sobbing with laughter*
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Diavolo, going over [MC]'s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
[MC]: Yes
Diavolo: Okay... may I know what you create
[MC]: Problems.
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Mc: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.
Mc: One, two, three.
Lucifer:
Satan:
Mc: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.
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treasureofmammon · 27 days
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🔥 For "scientific purposes" 🔥
Minors don't interact (MDNI), Suggestive.
👥️Characters: Lucifer x gn!reader, Mammon x gn!reader, Leviathan x gn!reader, Satan x gn!reader, Asmodeus x gn!reader, Beelzebub x gn!reader, Belphegor x gn!reader.
⚠️Warnings: MDNI, smut-ish, Suggestive.
📝 Note: After looking at some official artworks that make me go 🥵 for each brother, I thought: how would each of them react if you asked him to take his shirt off to touch his abs for "scientific purposes". Lol.
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💜 Belphie 💜
Belphie:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Belphie: Wh-What? Why?
MC: ... It's for scientific purposes! I promise! (It isn't). I just want to understand demons' anatomy better!
Belphie, blushing and a little confused, but taking his shirt off nonetheless: I mean, if it helps (?)
❤️ Beel ❤️
Beel:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- I swear, it's for scientific purposes (no, it's not), you see, for anatomy class-
Beel immediately takes his shirt off, blushing a little but not even questioning you: O-Okay.
🩷 Asmo 🩷
Asmo:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- It's for scientific purposes (no, it's not) since we are studying demons' anatomy, I thought-
Asmo knows exactly what you're doing. With lustful eyes, he doesn't let you finish and, while taking his shirt off, he answers: Of course, hon! Anything to help you study.
💚 Tan 💚
Satan:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Satan: Wh-What are you saying?!
MC: D-Didn't you want to help me study? How can I understand demons' anatomy without actually interacting from up close with one? (You lier!)
Satan might be blushing, but he doesn't waste the opportunity. While taking his shirt off, he rambles: F-fine. As your tutor, I must make sure that you actually understand the assignments perfectly. Interacting with the specimen like this, in this case: a demon, might be beneficial. In fact, in the XIX century, human scholars (...).
🧡 Levi 🧡
Levi:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Levi: Wh-WhAT?! EH? WhAt Did yOu jUsT sssAY?! I-
MC: What? Did I say that outloud?! I- I mean..., I wouldn't mind if you don't mind. It's for scientific purposes! (Lier! It isn't!). You know how in anatomy class-
Levi, taking his shirt off: F-fine... But I'm just a yucky otaku, you know. Are you ok with this?
(We were the ones who asked, Levi)
💛 Mamms 💛
Mammon:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Mammon: HUH?! WH-WHAT? WHAT ARE YA-
MC: Pretty please! If you don't help me, who will? I mean, think about it! How am I, a human, supposed to understand demons' anatomy otherwise! It's for scientific purposes, I promise! (you spectacular lier!)
Mammon, red as a tomatoe, maybe even shaking while taking his shirt off: F-fine human. But doncha take this da wrong way!
💙 Luci 💙
Lucifer:
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MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Lucifer doesn't even ask if he listened correctly. He knows what he heard. So he takes off his shirt and walks to you: Fine, my little sheep. Otherwise, how will you understand demons' anatomy. It's for scientific purposes only, right?— he moves your hands to his torso, with a devilish smile on his face.
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[Notes: The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning this is fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].
📌 Masterlist
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leviathans-watching · 8 months
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random texts w/ mammon
includes: mammon x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)
rated t | m.list | part 1
a/n: ik it's been months since lucifer's but this was too fun to pass up lol
please reblog 😱😻🙏
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leviathans-watching's work - please do not copy, repost or clasim as your own
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angxlofvenus · 9 months
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Idk if this makes sense at all, but it does to me😭😭 also no Luke bc he can do no wrong in my mind.
I got the alignment chart off of Pinterest and all the character art is from the official Obey Me! Game (I think…)
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angelsdemonsandhumans · 8 months
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Mc: You are one of the most jealous guys I know
Belphegor: You know other guys other than my brothers?
Mc: . . .Solomon, Simeon, Luke, Mephisto, Raphael, my father, my human world friends-
Belphegor: I was sarcastic, geez.
Mc: oh
Leviathan: *slam door open* W-WHAT HUMAN WORLD FRIENDS?!
Belphegor:
Mc:
Mc: I found a guy more jealous than you
Belphegor: . . .you don't say?
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