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just-ames · 2 years

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Wanda, whispering to Y/N, who's on the phone with Natasha: Ask her something!

Y/N: How are you feeling?

Natasha: Fine.

Wanda: Something personal!

Y/N: At what age did you get your first period?

Natasha *malfunctioning*:

Wanda: oops...

Y/N: ???

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auroraromaximoff · 2 months

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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

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loislame84 · 7 months

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Kate: come on guys… let’s go get a birthday cake.

Yelena: that is ridiculous, Kate Bishop. It is none of our birthdays today.

Kate, shrugs: yeah but the cakes don’t know that.

Natasha: your girlfriend’s logic is impeccable. To the cake store!!

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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*At Disneyland, in the teacups*

Steve, Nat, and Bruce: *spinning a little and talking*

Tony, Clint, and Thor: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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alexromanoffsposts · 1 year

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Natasha ordering a double scoop of ice cream:

Y/n: Can I have some?

Natasha cheerfully: sure

Natasha being distracted while talking to Steve:

Steve: You might want to check your ice cream.

Y/n sucking one of the whole scoops of ice cream up like a vacuum:

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yelenasdiary · 7 months

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*Y/n & Yelena cuddled watching Scream while eating popcorn*

Wanda to Nat who is staring at them from afar: still trying to work it out?

Nat: I just think Yelena would tell me if she’s dating somebody

Wanda: come by my room tonight, she’ll tell you exactly who she’s dating

*Nat glares at Wanda*

Y/n: daddy can you make some more popcorn please?

Yelena: yes buttercup

Nat to Wanda: oh

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: Fuck you

𝗡𝗮𝘁: Gave you that choice earlier

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capsicleunderoostank · 2 years

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Y/N: Are we fighting?

Natasha: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

Y/N: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

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mcuincorrectlexi · 2 years

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Steve: Wehave to get to the hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Natasha: Then I should drive.

Sam: Why you?

Natasha: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Steve: okay, let’s do it.

[cut to]

Everyone in the Car: *screaming*

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mcusfan · 10 months

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Funeral prank

Yn: I bet 200 bucks that he is alive but just wants to see who cries more.

Thor: Oh my gosh yn he is really dead what is wrong with you?

Yn: Look at this

*Yn climbs on a tree*

Yn: Whoever catch this ball will be my future husband!

*Tony coming out of a forest*

Tony: MOVE MOTHERFUCKERS

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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antonia-taskmaster-dreykov · 1 year

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Natasha: How did you break your leg?

Yelena: Do you see those porch stairs?

Natasha: Yes.

Yelena: I didn't.

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auroraromaximoff · 1 year

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Wanda: There's a word to describe our situation you know

Natasha: Starts with an L...

Y/n: Lesbians!

Yelena: *Wheeze*

Natasha: Lost, y/n, we are lost...

Yelena: Technically she wasn't wrong!

Wanda: Amongst other things, we are lost

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definitelyincorrect · 1 year

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Natasha, at a normal volume: Should we get some chips?

Clint, at the top of his lungs: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Steve: Come on, Nat. Nobody actually believes that Sam is in love with me.

Natasha, to the team: Raise your hand if you think that Sam is helplessly in love with Rogers.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Steve: Sam, put your hand down.

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alexromanoffsposts · 2 years

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Body Count

Y/n: Bro what’s your body?

Natasha: oh me… Dang like 30 now.

Y/n: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A HOE!

Natasha: How does that make me a-

Natasha: Wait are we talking about people we slept with?

Y/n: y-yeah…

Natasha: oh-… well I’ve never done that yet.

Y/n: Th-then why’d you say 30?

Natasha: haha…

Y/n: BRO! WHAT DOES 30 MEAN?!

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Why are you ignoring Wanda?

𝗡𝗮𝘁: I'm playing hard to get

𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Bitch, you're already hard to want

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