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#wandamaximoff incorrect quotes
just-ames · 2 years
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Wanda, whispering to Y/N, who's on the phone with Natasha: Ask her something!
Y/N: How are you feeling?
Natasha: Fine.
Wanda: Something personal!
Y/N: At what age did you get your first period?
Natasha *malfunctioning*:
Wanda: oops...
Y/N: ???
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marvel-posts · 2 years
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This queen of cinema deserves all the credit and respect of the world.
I am extremely glad that this diva has followed the path of cinema, not because of the sisters but because she has a natural talent.
I love you, Elizabeth Olsen.
Keep doing what you know best ❤️.
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thedamncookies · 2 years
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Wanda: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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toomanythoughts33 · 1 year
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I posted 2,177 times in 2022
That's 2,152 more posts than 2021!
62 posts created (3%)
2,115 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@raelwrites
@fluffytimearts
@mystery-of-arkham-asylum
@clints-lucky-arrow
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
I tagged 172 of my posts in 2022
#lol - 23 posts
#memes - 11 posts
#marvel - 8 posts
#moon knight - 8 posts
#love - 7 posts
#mcu moon knight - 7 posts
#funny - 6 posts
#cottagecore - 6 posts
#mcu - 6 posts
#stranger things - 5 posts
Longest Tag: 107 characters
#enough to know that crisp wine is going to need a chiropractor after carrying that entire movie on his back
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Listen i know we only got like a minute of him but i NEED some jake lockley content pleeeaaase
14 notes - Posted May 9, 2022
#4
why. whyyyyyyyyy. i came here to have a jolly old time and meet jake and see the three of them get back to the land of the living and instead I’m over here Crying because Steven just DIED and Mark deserves better than how his mom treated him when he was a CHILD. GOSH DANG IT MARVEL LET ME WATCH MOON KNIGHT IN PEACE
14 notes - Posted April 27, 2022
#3
Does anyone else want to be Layla when they grow up? i wanna be Layla when i grow up she’s so freaking COOL
26 notes - Posted May 7, 2022
#2
Honestly incorrect quotes/text posts on top of a character’s picture is the best thing to ever happen. that stuff will cheer u the heck up
32 notes - Posted June 12, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
To all of the blogs i follow, i love what you do. you are so amazing and talented. just wanted to remind yall! @fluffytimearts @raelwrites @officialheroesofolympus @tea-with-mrs-mourning-dove @the-poetic-boy @ask-theeternals @ask-michelle-mj-jones @a-dedicated-duck-out-for-quack @apologies-from-jerome-valeska @druig-knight-mcu @directly-from-the-batcave @darkmoviesquotespizza @earths-mightiest-influencers @goodchristianmemes @hashtagonlyingotham @hellsite-hall-of-fame @huntergatherercreator @hela-odindottir @howl-fantasies @itsapeterthing @im-a-wonderling @illbeyouranchor @incorrectdruigandmakkari @incorrect-random-fandom @jeremiah-va1eska @jim-gordon-gcpd @littlewavesonthemoon @mystery-of-arkham-asylum @official-chaotic-wandamaximoff @official-sam-wilson @official-steve-rogers @poetry-siir @riddlemethisfollowers @randomreasonstolive @raimi-spider-man-rp @sosuperawesome @siir-poesia @stcr--bcbe @thelatestkate @thestarkchildren
32 notes - Posted May 31, 2022
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Just you and me.
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Wanda: Girl, are you having staring contest with wine bottle?
Y/n: Can you pleaseeee open it for me?
Wanda smiling: Of course I can darling since you asking me with that manner. Wait.
Y/n: Wait? Why wait? It's okay, just move your fingers. I won't tell.
Wanda: Are you afraid to pop it Y/n? I thought Natasha and Tony taught you that already.
Y/n: Yes they did. Before I hurt them.
Wanda: Awww you still doubting yourself. That's okay, you'll learn from mistakes Y/n.
Y/n: Have you ever hurt anyone by popping a wine bottle?
Wanda: .... No.
Y/n: See! That's my mistake.
Wanda: Come on. You're old enough to open that bottle. You need more confident. Now, do it. Use the skills that Nat and Tony show you.
Y/n: But Wanda...
Wanda: Nu-uh. No buts. You're not going to hurt me, I promise. Just do it.
Y/n: Okay then. *pop!
Natasha: OUCH❗What the F**K‼️
Y/n: S#!t Nat!! I'm sorry!!
Natasha: Did you opened a wine bottle again?!
Y/n: Yes.
Natasha: I specifically told you not to open it unsupervised y/n.
Y/n: I am supervised. Wanda's here.
Wanda: In my defence, I only promise Y/n that she'll not going to hurt me BUT I didn't promise if she hurts others.✌🏼
Y/n: Think on the bright side. You and Fury now looks like father and daughter. I can borrow his eye patch for you.
Natasha chasing you: Why don you just lend me your eye instead? *playfully growls
Y/n: I SAID I AM SORRY!! HELPPPPPPPP 🏃🏻‍♀️
Wanda drinking: Just you and me wine. You and me.🍷
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insaneasgardian · 4 years
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Rip It Off!
Tony: *Looking behind Y/N at the hideous painting Pepper hung on the wall* I wish I could rip that off.
Thor: *Standing next to him* Same, Y/N is so stunning.
Loki: She really is, I want her!
Bucky: I really do want to rip that dress off...
Steve: Oddly... so do I
T'Challa: Don't we all just crave her? Admit it!
Pietro: Yea... she's breathtaking.
Sam: Yep, she looks great now, but she'd look better without the dress.
Natasha: Oh yes, that dress would look so good on my bedroom floor...
Wanda: Mhmmm, SHE'S HAWT!
Tony: ... I was talking about that painting BEHIND Y/N.
Avengers: ....
Tony: But yea, I wouldn't mind ripping that dress off her either.
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thedamncookies · 2 years
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therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
Wanda: unalive ourself
therapist: no.
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thedamncookies · 2 years
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Stephen: are you okay?
Wanda: no.
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thedamncookies · 2 years
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Stephen: I would die for you.
Scarlet Witch: pls do
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thedamncookies · 2 years
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Stephen: Do you have any control over your actions?
Wanda: Nah. Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks me what the fuck I’m doing.
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Who?
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Y/n: So dark yet so bright.
Natasha: Yea, Tony thought that this is the best color for the modern wall design.
Y/n: No. It's not the wall. It is her.
Natasha: That's Wanda Maximoff.
Wanda: Someone's been summon me. What can I do to help?
Natasha: Wanda, this is the agent that Fury told and she is..
Y/n: ... a fan. I'm a fan. Bet you have candles in your room.
Wanda: ... Yeaaah. Cherry and strawberry scented.
Y/n: Scented?
Natasha: Don't tell that you thought it was white tall candles.
Y/n: Sorry to disappoint you. It isn't? Aren't you a witch Ms. Maximoff?
Wanda: A modern one..?
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Halloween.
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Wanda: Thank you for coming with us tonight.
Natasha: Yeah, it's time for me to get use to it. I heard Y/n never go to trick or treat. Is it true?
Wanda: Yeah. They don't celebrate Halloween from where she came so, this is her first time.
Y/n: Nat, Wanda. Can I go to that house?
Natasha: Yes you can.
Wanda: We're right behind you.
Old lady owner: Here you go pumpkin.
Y/n: Thank you. I love you! Byeeee!
Natasha: Aren't you supposed to say 'Happy Halloween'?
Y/n: Yea! But she gave me Nemenems! I like this chocolate.
Wanda: Oh sweetheart, you're so cute..! It's M&M but yeah.
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Really?
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On the way to buy some groceries.
Y/n : Wait. Did I forget to turn the stove off?
Wanda: Let me stop you right there. Y/n, you've never done any chores since 2010 let alone cooking.
Y/n : Really? What makes you so sure?
Wanda: I'm your freaking siblings Y/n!!
Y/n : Jezz.. I just forgotten not deaf. No need to shout, Wendy.
Wanda: I'm WANDA!!
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