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thevoidstaredback · 3 days

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A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:

The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.

And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.

Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.

One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.

"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"

Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"

"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."

Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."

"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."

Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.

"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."

Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.

#writing prompt #dc universe #dcu #batman #the batman #batfam #nightwing #justice league #secret identities #civilian identities

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days

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danosrosegarden · 2 days

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shoutout to cis men with tboy swag. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#eli’s funnies #trans icon: this cisgender man #angus flint #the lair of the white worm #edward nashton #the batman #herbert west #re animator #daniel jackson #stargate

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 2 days

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“Tim…what are you doing?”

Bruce complimented himself for not swearing, setting a bad example for two children at an age where they repeated everything their parents said, but hell, he was tempted.

He challenged everyone to remain calm when faced with their six-year-old son who had put his one-year-old brother in the dog cage and had put on one of his jackets.

Just…why?

“I'm the lion tamer,” the six-year-old declared, puffing out his chest. “And I'm training the lion cub.”

“The lion cub…Damian is not a lion cub.”

“He is fierce as one. And he bites.”

Yes, the younger one had a tendency to bite, especially him, Tim and Jason.

Miraculously, he was calm with Dick and Alfred. Barely a year, and he already had his preferences.

He ran a hand over his face, “You can't put your brother in a cage.”

“Why?”

“Because he is not an animal.”

“But are you really sure?”

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simple-several · 2 days

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https://diane-519.tengp.icu/fd/u5pwX3N

#dragon ball super #male model #haikyuu fanart #Katelyn Runck #enemies to lovers #cinnamon #salud mental #wang yibo #jasper hale #furby #the batman #bucky

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dspectar · 3 days

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The (bat)man who sold the world

#fanart #drawing #art #digital drawing #digital art #digital painting #batman #the batman #batman fanart #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne #battinson #the batman movie #the batman fanart #batman 2022 #fallen angel #redraw #robert pattinson

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education-hospital-organizatio · 3 days

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#in the heights #city lights #selfshot #age of ultron #valkyrie #strict mistress #rottmnt #black widow #Katelyn Runck #cinnamon #toph beifong #jasper hale #the batman #money slave

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grayisblogging · 1 day

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i miss him. can i have him back sooner rather than later please i need to know what he’s been up to.. what’s going awnnnnnnn

#the batman #batman #bruce wayne #the batman 2022 #battinson #mine

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alexblack1306 · 3 days

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A few sketches for @bepoucorp

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spooky-donut-ghost-house · 2 days

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Wanted to discuss my version of Zur-En-Arrh

He's a backup protocol like in canon but he's not a part of Bruce's psyche that has been locked away

He's literally a backup Batman made by Bruce he's a robot that is essentially made to be Batman without Bruce Wayne

He's a cold unfeeling machine that puts the Batman crusade above all else and he doesn't hold Bruce's morals because he isn't Bruce Wayne he's Batman without Bruce Wayne

Pretty much Bruce made Zur-En-Arrh as a backup protocol who can successfully carry out the Batman mission if Bruce dies then The Zur-En-Arrh protocol will activate and Zur-En-Arrh will awake and take up the Batman mission

Another way The Zur-En-Arrh protocol will activate is if Bruce succumbs to Joker Toxin and becomes like The Batman Who Laughs Zur-En-Arrh will awake and make his primary objective to kill Bruce

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kstarlitchaotics · 3 days

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They need to have a reboot spin off- something with this adaption of seeing the whole gang of other heroes and characters ✨

#dc #the batman #the batman 2004 #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #dick grayson #robin dick grayson #dcau #dc animation #dc animated series #batman fandom #dc fandome #Instagram

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tobaitfishwith · 2 days

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my biblical romance.

#riddlebat #edward nygma #bruce wayne #riddler #batman #the batman #edward nashton #the batman 2022 #mcr reference #paul dano #robert pattinson #illustration #yr: 2024

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danosrosegarden · 3 days

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I am NOT a cocomelon parent, you gon sit down and watch the batman (2022) 4K HDR riddler scenepacks

#eli’s funnies #edward nashton #the riddler #the batman

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fucked-up-character-tournament · 2 days

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#polls #most fucked up ship tournament #most fucked up ships #the Batman #the batman 2022 #riddlebat #vegaspete #kinnporsche

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 29 days

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im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 2 months

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I always have to smile at myself when I read a fanfic in which Bruce immediately catches Jason after he hits with his tire iron.

I get why fanfic writers do it, so they can move the plot along without having to write the chase after Jason or the scene when they do talk in the condemned building that Jason sleeps in. I get it.

But I always have to think about canon then.

Because not only did Jason manage to run away from Batman.

He also called him a 'big boob'.

I repeat. He gets caught jacking the tires. Tries to deny it. Hits Batman with a tire iron, runs away and insults him.

This 12-year old did something that every rogue would never even dream of.

#dc #dc comics #dc fanfic #fanfiction #batman #batfam #batman comics #jason todd #batmobile #batfamily #batdad #the batman #jason peter todd #robin!jason #robin #robin ii #comics #comic #detective comics

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