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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 2 years

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* Loki causing mischief and mayhem, and almost setting the tower on fire*

*Also Loki making breakfast for others, buying Christmas presents for them and, generally being good*

Tony: HOW ON THE EARTH have you made him better and worse AT THE SAME TIME!??!??!?!!

Y/N with the most pure and innocent look on their face: Its like that very smart old dead dude said, "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" :)

And after Tony leaves, Loki shifts back to himself and grins maniacally.

Y/N: *as Loki* Can I go back to me now?

Loki: ‘Course darling.

And he takes off the spell.

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noahmars · 2 years

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Loki: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Y/N: I think you mean cards. Loki, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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lokiusincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Season 1

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: NO

Season 2

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: YES

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

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sincka · 4 months

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Mobius: What are you in the mood for ?

Loki: World domination.

Mobius : That's a bit ambitious.

Loki : You are my world.

Mobius : Aww...

Loki :

Mobius :

Loki :

Mobius : OH.

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bitchystxrk3000 · 5 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

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threadofnorns · 20 days

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Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

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loki-stuff · 2 months

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Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Loki:

Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-

B-15: We know what you meant.

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noahmars · 2 years

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Loki: I like your new pants! Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off! Loki: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Y/n: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Loki: That's… not what I meant. Y/N: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Loki

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lokiusincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Mobius: *puts on pride pin*

Loki: *gasp* You’re gay!

Mobius: *holds up his wedding band* WE ARE MARRIED

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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[Loki in a hospital bed and Thor sits in a chair next to him.]

Thor: Is it painful?

Loki: What? Being stabbed, or sitting here talking to you?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months

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Loki: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Thor: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Loki: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

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sincka · 4 months

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(goofy) Headcanon 🙌

Loki confessing his love to Mobius for the first time ~

Mobius : Well, come on. You’re the God of Mischief. Right ?

Loki : *gives heart eyes*

Loki :...I'm in love with you.

Mobius : What ?!

Loki : Oh, look, behind you !

Mobius : *turns around*

Loki : *steals the time twister from Mobius's pocket*

Mobius : *looks back at Loki who's trying to rewind time*

Mobius : Loki... You know that's not how it works.

Loki : Shh— I'm focused here !

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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