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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 days

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Tony: I’ll never get married.

Steve: I used to think that about myself too, but now I’m married to my best friend!

Tony: … [Looks at Rhodes]

Rhodes: Don’t even think about it.

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Pepper: why are you following me?

Tony: because we’re dating now

Pepper: okay… what about Rhodey?

Tony: we’re a package deal

Rhodey: buy one idiot, get one free

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ir0npvrker · 29 days

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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes

rhodey, glancing up: yes?

tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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taylorkellyreporting · 7 months

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rhodey: how many kids do you have?

tony: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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funkylittlebidiot · 1 year

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Rhodey: what's got the 9yo so pissy?

Tony: We won't allow Harley into the lab.

Rhodey: Okay... Tony: he's trying to help NASA land on Mars. Rhodey:

Tony, rolling his eyes: he's just doing it out of spite

Stephen: Usually we'd encourage that kind of behavior but he's getting whiny about it

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Tony: My modus operandi is, "dial up the awesome, and break the knob off".

Y/N: I hope you know you're turning into a cringe dad.

Tony: It is my final form.

Rhodey: No, your final form is 'old man who blows shit up in his garage for fun'.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 5 months

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(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)

Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.

Tony:.....A moo point?

Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.

Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quote#106

Y/n, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Tony *walks in covered with ink*: Well, maybe the squidward was being a dick.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Tony: Don't tell the others but Peter's my favourite avenger

Rhodey: yeah... we already know Tones

Tony: what!? How!?

Rhodey: You know his order by heart for every restaurant we've ever gotten friday to order at, you always give him the last piece of everything, you always let him pick the movie and he lives in your penthouse.

Tony: ...so?

Rhodey: Literally just yesterday, you threatened to kill Sam because he called Peter Underoos

Tony: WELL THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM!

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aintinacage · 1 month

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There’s an idiot in the landing zone.

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Natasha: I'm so sorry we put you in the middle of this Carol. But I'm also glad you were here.

Carol: It was one of the most frustrating days of my entire life. I'm exhausted. I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.

Rhodes: Welcome to the Avengers compound.

Tony: [pops champagne]

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Rhodey: Hey, what have you two been doing? Tony: we were helping Steve with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it "inappropriate". Clint: How is “Nice ass, Buck” inappropriate?

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ir0npvrker · 2 months

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tony: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?

rhodey: experience

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lukas-dusk · 5 months

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*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

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justaz · 23 hours

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peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?

peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.

peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

rhodey: what did you do?

peter: i drank a gallon on bleach

rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?

peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months

rhodey:

peter:

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