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imthekingofgotham · 2 years

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#edward nygma #ed nygma #riddler #the riddler #gotham #gotham on fox #gotham incorrect quotes #gotham text post #text post #text posts #imthekingofgotham #gotham text posts #nygmobblepot #dc #Batman #dc comics

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spicemnghn · 6 months

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gotham incorrect quotes pt10

Jerome: you can trust me, Jeremiah! Remember how I saved you from that fire? Jeremiah: Remember how you're the one that set me on fire?

hello im alive :o idk if ill be back

#jerome valeska #Gotham #gotham meme #gotham text posts #gotham imagine #incorrect gotham quotes #gotham incorrect quotes #jeremiah valeska #valeska twins #cameron monaghan #gotham text post

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bruciemilf · 7 months

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Jason ranting about Bruce for the 10th time today: Gosh, he's just the worst.

Roy: Uh huh. Yea. Hey, Ollie? When is Beyoncé's birthday?

Oliver: September 4, 1981, Houston Texas. 10:30 PM. It was on a Saturday. Her nurses' name was Susan.

Roy: When's MY birthday?

Oliver: How the fuck should I know?

Jason:

Roy: Go on.

#oliver is a big brother to me #oliver queen #roy harper #jason todd #incorrect quotes #dc #dc comics #dont come to me abt gotham war ok im not reading or acknowledging #text #text post

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phemiec · 2 months

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I’ve never been into dcu before but I’ve been binging batfam stuff and lore videos for 3 days because I watched one thing about Jason Todd fell in love with him instantly and then I needed to know where he fit in Batman lore since there are 700 robins and ended up finding out about his whole family

Is that how this works with batfam fans? Because damn there’s a lot of you and I’m curious if it typically starts with one robin, like, you just find your robin and then whoops the rest of them come as a package deal now? Because I feel like that might be the case lol

#Jason Todd #batfam #batfamily #boring text posts #installing Gotham knights as we speak after 10+ hrs of lore and comic scans whoops uh oh uh oh oh noooo #Anyway…..I wanna draw em all

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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Idk that Bruce Wayne guy seems like he puts toilet paper the wrong way

#bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batman family #justice league #dc comics #shitpost #nightblogging #gotham memes #text post

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superbat-love · 5 months

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After Batman revealed his identity as Bruce Wayne to the Justice League, several members were seen scrolling through their social media feeds and watching videos of Bruce Wayne dancing to popular trends with horrified fascination and disbelief. Not Clark though, he’s busy filming Bruce (nobody knows Bruce’s good camera angles better than him and he’s also smoother than any drone) then sending those videos to Barbara who’s helping to curate Bruce’s social media accounts.

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betterthanbatman1 · 6 months

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I love you Selina but absolutely fucking not

“He almost got himself killed because you taught him to be a good man"

No he fucking didn't. Jason taught himself to be a good man. Jasons life fucked him over and he became a good man despite that. He knows that he has to be the one to protect the vulnerable people of Gotham because no one else will. Because he knows from first hand experience what it's like to be on the receiving end of Gotham's cruelty.

He almost got himself killed because HE taught himself to be a good man.

I hate the assumption that Jason was born to be a fuck up. That he was always going to become a criminal. But NO! ‘Bruce the saviorTM’ saved Jason from his poor worthless self and turned him into a good man!!

It's fucked up and dc should do better.

l know Bruce helped guide Jason, but Jason is who he is despite Bruce. Not because of him.

#These feelings are coming out strong after the Gotham war shit #I initially put this in the tags but later felt it was more impactful in the actual post #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #catwoman 58 #catwoman #Selina Kyle #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #id in alt text

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mysecretwindowuniverse · 2 months

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Nygmobblepot Text Meme

#Gotham #gotham text posts #tumblr text meme #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #finally got around to making a nygmobblepot text meme #short and sweet but to the point #used it as an opportunity to improve/redo prior nygmobblepot text posts so that's now off of my long term to do list #when i tell you that last text post has lived in my head rent free FOR YEARS i'm not exaggerating #probably think about it once a week and i never fail to crack up #showed it to my fiance and he let out an exasperated sigh then after a heavy pause he was like: it's not wrong but damn it #so glad i get to torment this man for the rest of our lives <3 #my gifs #mine #risqué

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nighhtwing · 2 years

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guys WHAT is going on here ??!??!?!

#games #dc #gotham knights #gotham knights games #dick grayson #photo #tais toi lys #image id in alt text #anon. WHERE are u #bi dick grayson #ok everyone in the tags who seems to think this makes bruce bi as well PLEASE gain some reading comprehension it says the apple doesn’t fall #far from the tree for their flirtatious nature #and that’s coming from someone who thinks bruce fucks men. anyway!#btw stop being biphobic on this post. what the fuck are u all on #jesus christ.

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riddle-man · 8 months

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#riddlemine #gotham text posts #gotham textposts #gotham #edward nygma #oswald cobblepot #nygmobblepot #nygmob #gotham fox #the riddler #cory michael smith #robin lord taylor #the penguin #gotham riddler #gotham penguin #ed nygma #gothamtvshow

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notfernintheslighest · 3 days

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served so much cunt now i gotta serve time

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #house md #gregory house #james wilson #serving #text post #text #oswald cobblepot #ed nygma #the joker #harley quinn #gotham #batman villains #batman #poison ivy

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thecruellestmonth · 3 months

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Does the mass-murdering criminal Jason "Red Hood" Todd canonically support the death penalty?

No, I can't find evidence that Red Hood supports the death penalty.

There is a difference between murder (illegal) and state-sanctioned killing (legal). Red Hood commits unlawful homicide. The death penalty is lawful homicide. Jason is a murderer. The death penalty is not legally considered murder. Commissioner Jim Gordon is a decorated military veteran, not a murderer.

Committing violence ≠ wanting the government to have the right to commit that violence. Batman and his allies brutalize criminals; they don't necessarily support the state brutalizing criminals. Red Hood kills some criminals; Red Hood doesn't necessarily support the state killing criminals. Catwoman doesn't necessarily support the state committing burglary. Et cetera.

The death penalty is administered by the criminal legal system. Jason does not like the criminal legal system (see some of his run-ins with the police). He grew up as an impoverished child who didn't believe in the system, he was raised by Batman to believe that vigilantes can make a difference that the system can't, and he became an adult criminal who still doesn't believe in the system. He's not interested in using the criminal legal system. He isn't interested in giving more powers and privileges to an abusive system that has wronged him and the people he cares about.

When Jason started up his villain business, the death penalty was legal in Gotham City. (See Detective Comics #644, The Joker: Devil's Advocate, Batgirl 2000 #19, Punchline #1.) The death penalty was also in place during his Robin run. Jason didn't argue in favor of the state having the right to kill prisoners, and the death penalty never addressed his complaints about the status quo.

Jason has rescued people from wrongful* imprisonment and the death penalty. Again, based on his own firsthand experiences, he has many reasons to believe that the system is broken. *Some of us would argue that locking any people in prisons tends to be wrongful and inhumane by default, but we could choose to accept the standard premises of crime fiction as without endorsing it as moral instruction.

Jason Todd is a criminal: a mass murderer, a terrorist, a villain. He does evil. He doesn't represent or support the legal system. He probably has the least political capital out of all the Batfamily-associated characters. He doesn't promote the death penalty. He commits murder—illegally, as a criminal, state-unapproved.

Some recent comics related to the topic:

Gotham Nights (2020) #11 "One Minute After Midnight", written by Marc Guggenheim

Red Hood and Nightwing team up to investigate the case of a man wrongly convicted of murder and sentenced to be executed. Both of them disapprove of how the broken criminal legal system botched this case.

Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #8 (2023), written by Matthew Rosenberg

"You familiar with Hannah Arendt's concept of Schreibtischtäter? Desk murderers? It's people who use the state to kill for them, so they don't have to get their hands dirty."

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd meta #Batfam meta #Batfamily meta #Batfam #Batfamily #Robin II #Batkids #Batman Gotham Nights #DC Robin #Red Hood #Joker The Man Who Stopped Laughing #Matt Rosenberg #canon vs fanon #fanon vs canon #panels #RHATO 2011 opens with Red Hood saving somebody from being unjustly executed. Don't read it. It is bad. Just trust me.#Jason Todd is legally dead and not registered to vote.#I could make a much longer post about Jason's general contempt for authorities but let's limit it today.#thecruellestmonth #I know the 1992-2010 comics purists are going to come after me for using recent comics.#I could make a much longer post about Post-Crisis Jason Todd's attitudes about the police and the state.#But that longer post still wouldn't have much to say about the death penalty--#--because--AGAIN--there is NO evidence that Jason supports the death penalty! But there is plenty of indirect evidence that he doesn't.#Do the words ''system''‚ ''state''‚ ''criminal''‚ and ''legal'' look like real words anymore?#ID in alt text #described #image described #ID in alt #image description

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spicemnghn · 2 years

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gotham incorrect quotes pt9

Jerome: guess what, i finished a puzzle in just one year

Jeremiah: that’s a very long time for a puzzle

Jerome: yeah, but it says 12+ years on the box

Jeremiah: how are we brothers

#jerome valeska #Gotham #gotham meme #gotham text posts #gotham imagine #incorrect gotham quotes #gotham incorrect quotes #jeremiah valeska #valeska twins #cameron monaghan #gotham text post

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bruciemilf · 7 months

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The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.

Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.

But this particular topic has him on mute;

"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"

" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"

Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"

"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"

Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."

Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"

"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"

Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."

Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "

"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.

" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."

Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."

"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"

"Was that a contradiction?"

They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.

He loves the noise.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batfamily #do NOT bring up gotham war okay?? idc #alfred pennyworth #batdad #dc comics #soft bruce wayne #battinson #hes so <33 #text #text post #writing

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phemiec · 1 month

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okay I am trying to watch Gotham and not sure if I like it yet but I just j]have to say

I have never

never

felt gender envy like I do over the fucking penguin twink 🫥

#boring text posts #gotham #i have to sit down because GOD #He’s perfect #😩#what a nasty little wet freak

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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How to find true love: a guide by Batman

Step 1: shine a giant laser pointer (the Bat-signal) into the sky

#bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #batfamily #batfam #batman family #gotham city sirens #gotham rogues #justice league #dc comics #batposting #shitpost #text post

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