tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

Chris Abani, Portal

one day i will write a time travel au where bruce finds himself back in time when his parents are alive and bruce has always thought his father was a giant when he was younger and attributes that to thomas dying when bruce was still a child but then he meets his young parents and thomas still has a few inches on bruce even when bruce has a decade (or two) on thomas and still feeling like a child in his father’s eyes and wanting to die about it… compound that with bruce being so much taller than his mom and wanting to die about it because he feels old and worn down by time and grief and his mom is so young when he thought she was as giant as his father… banging my head against a wall exploding into a million pieces etc etc

THE BAT AND THE CAT

bruce and talia’s relationship defined by distance — distance between their goals, their philosophy, their conversation, the physical distance between gotham and the rest of the world. their son is a bridge of conversation, with talia’s smile and bruce’s nose. when they speak, it is of constructed metaphor several layers thick. her blade is sharp, her gaze gentle. when they meet he presses a kiss to the centre of her palm. she cups a hand to his neck, his cheekbone, his eyelid. then she leaves, and does not turn back.

I stan with Father!Jason. And he's not sayin that it's God's plan or that kind of shit. He's talkin to her like an actual person.

Flashpoint: The World of Flashpoint Vol 1 #2 (2011)

it’s so funny reading batfam fics where dick wasn’t the first sidekick bc i’m like…ok why is there still a robin / a former robin if dick wasn’t there. who was the first baby hero and did they create a standard for all upcoming young heroes afterward, etc etc

bruce wayne meme ☾ three adaptations ⟶ two. val kilmer

panel redraw of the sad gay guy who lives in my phone

og below the cut

(ntt #86)

dick: golly gee willikers! we need to scaddadle crew!

jason: there is no fucking way you just said that shit unironically.

I want a scene of Bruce doing his Batman dissappearing act from a Flashes's pov. Like Barry very slowly watching Bruce walk off the roof and grapple away. Before respectfully pretending to be shocked Batman is gone

donna’s inherent honesty vs dick’s tendency to be manipulative.. speak to me

I like in Teen Titans that Robin’s mask is just as expressive as like cartoon spidey masks. Especially when they do this thing:

OR WHEN HE DOES THIS:

he’s so silly I love him lmao

never meet your heroes, unless your hero is nightwing, if so ignore the previous statement because who doesn’t want to meet nightwing? don’t associate yourself with someone who doesn’t want to meet nightwing

Dick actually had a cool scene today as a one-man ambush. If only he hadn't been wearing his stupid shirt like that 😩.

Nightwing (Vol. 4) #109

someone sent me a post that is surprisingly popular that characterizes dick as an unreliable brother but Jason as the kind of brother that’ll let you stay at his place whenever and cook you meals… so many people in the tags too parroting false canon and weird head canons back and forth… i don’t get it

Dick got shredded, and I can only thank Bruce for this, so thank you Bruce for attacking your son 😌.

Titans: Beast World #2