it’s so funny reading batfam fics where dick wasn’t the first sidekick bc i’m like…ok why is there still a robin / a former robin if dick wasn’t there. who was the first baby hero and did they create a standard for all upcoming young heroes afterward, etc etc

actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .

just a couple of gay dads and their bisexual son nbd

GOD ARTHUR AND MERLIN ARE JUST SO … [KICKS SCREAMS BITES MAIMS KILLS EATS DEVOURS CONSUMES IMPLODES EXPLODES DIES RESURRECTS] THE WAY MERLIN IS SO OUTWARDLY FRIENDLY BUT HE HOLDS SECRETS CLOSE TO HIS CHEST, THE WAY ARTHUR’S OUTWARDLY DISTANT BUT HE WEARS HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE. I AM LOSING THE ABILITY TO THERMOREGULATE BECAUSE OF THESE FREAKS

spider-man: homewrecker

day 2 (and 4) of @spideychelleweek

Peter and MJ are married. MJ’s a famous actress. Peter’s still Spider-Man. People think Spider-Man and MJ are together. The problem? Everyone knows MJ is a married woman.

It’s not a well-kept secret that Spider-Man is a homewrecker. He’s a great hero, no doubt about it, but he’s not universally loved in New York City. Not that he’s ever been universally loved here—too many damn cops out for his blood for that to ever be true. And that’s not to mention Jameson’s smear campaign against him. But it’s funny. The only thing Jameson never touches about Spider-Man’s misdeeds is that he’s secretly fucking one of the most famous, married actresses of all time: MJ Watson. Yeah. It’s a bit of a moral quandary.

percy telling annabeth that them hugging was okay and then basically asking her out on a movie date in the span of a few hours... crush era is so prominent i will start to CRY and WAIL and SCREAM

percy using his powers—the first time he knows that he's using his powers—to save annabeth [grabs you by the scruff of your collar] DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DID TO MY BRAIN !?!?!??

do u know how insane it is to remember the tiniest details of this series you read in your childhood years down to the miniscule moment with annabeth fixing percy's armor and then to have it In Front Of Your Eyes To See .

annabeth seeing percy as someone so good that she REJECTS the quest, REJECTS the gods JUST TO SAVE HIM LIKE HE WOULD SAVE HER. this made my stomach TWIST

percy being so adamant that everything that goes wrong in his life is because he's the broken one literally had my heart seizing in my chest like he's just a boy!!!!

im GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY FUCKING ENCLOSURE. PERCY IS LITERALLY SO GOOD. AN OUTCAST. A LONELY KID. A MAMA'S BOY.

annabeth was willing to part with her cap to keep the quest going even though it would hurt her and then grover telling percy that it's her one connection to athena and percy literally finds a way to get rid of medusa's head AND let annabeth keep her cap... i am going batshit insane guys they are EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!

PERCY PICKED ANNABETH BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS AND HE PICKED GROVER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WOULD ALWAYS HAVE PERCY'S BACK AND HE'S JUST... AFRAID. OH THEY GOT THEM SO RIGHT

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins CHAPTER 26 / CHAPTER 27 / EPILOGUE

percy jackson, son of sally jackson.... i will start wailing in the streets

they can’t keep doing this… trying to save each other by sacrificing themselves 😭 (they will continue to do this For The Rest Of Their Lives)