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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year
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The Murmuring Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities (2022)
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thatmightyheart · 11 months
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recently watched this fresh hot new anime called fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood for the first time and i absolutely loved it! also these two made me deeply unwell (positive)
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keirahknightley · 1 year
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#same energy
The princess Diaries (2001) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
+bonus
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kneel-gayman · 8 months
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his ass is not reading (he cannot see)
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
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ddagent · 8 months
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Crowley + his hair half up
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zenithofstories · 1 year
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Sarah J. Maas Bonus Chapter Masterlist
Many people have posted images of the bonus chapters from Sarah J. Maas's books, and I thank you for giving us access to content we would have missed out on otherwise. However, no one has posted all of them, so I figure that I can collate the links in one place.
There are minor spoilers below the cut in the chapter descriptions, so be wary of looking too far ahead, if you have not read all the books.
Throne of Glass
The Captain and the Prince - A conversation between Dorian and Chaol before the start of TOG
The Assassin and the Captain - When Celaena arrives back at the castle from her first mission as the King's Champion between TOG and COM, Chaol is waiting to greet her
The Assassin and the Princess - Before the start of COM, once Celaena has been the King's Champion for a month, she and Nehemia do a little shopping in Rifthold
Untitled - Mistward is visited by nobles—including one of Rowan's exes—during Celaena's time there in HOF
Untitled - A bonus chapter while Aelin and the rest of her court travel through Terrasen in EOS
Untitled - Chaol and Nesryn's sea journey before the start of TOD
A Court of Thorns and Roses
Wings and Embers - Cassian goes to visit the mortal world and ask Nesta to deliver a letter to the mortal queens in ACOMAF
Feyre's Perspective - In ACOSF, after Feyre and Rhys tells her sisters about their baby, they have a conversation
Azriel's Perspective - After the Winter Solstice celebration in ACOSF, Azriel is wandering the halls, unable to sleep
Crescent City
Ruhn's Perspective - Once Cormac comes to town in HOSAB, Flynn's younger sister decides to visit
Bryce's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Cormac invites her to a luncheon at Flynn's parent's villa in HOSAB
Tharion's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Tharion reminisces about first meeting Hypaxia during HOSAB
An alternative is here; the highlights contain all three chapters
If I have missed any, please feel free to let me know, or link them in the comments/reblogs :D
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whaliiwatching · 11 months
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unmasked and ready to cause problems
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guardian-angle22 · 11 months
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Tarlos Wedding Celebration Event [Week 6] -> favorite outfit(s)-> Carlos
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danwhobrowses · 11 days
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Okay yeah I wasn't ever gonna be contained with just one post so, Callowmoore stuff that's on rotisserie in my brain from ep.94
Long and deep looks at each other and a hug right off the bat!
When asked by Laudna if they were okay in ep. 91, Ashton deflected with 'say that again?' and 'are any of us?', but when Fearne asks they give a genuine answer and then also ask her how she's feeling, because she's been quiet and they care
Ashton, despite hurting when they're touched and exhausted so the chronic pain is as intense as the first time, still wanting to cuddle with Fearne - and feeling at ease when they do
And like, the way they were trying to articulate it implies that they've wanted to ask for quite some time, but the timing has been off or situations have gotten in the way, and they don't want to wait any longer
But also they don't ask if they can cuddle they ask if Fearne wants to; they want to, but they ask Fearne if she doesn't want to sleep alone, because her comfort is as important or more important than their own
Fearne given her past experiences with people of course thinks they mean the other kind of company, which she notes she does want (so that's not off the table) but asks if they could just cuddle - to which Ashton doesn't entirely deny either, but notes that they're tired and in a lot of pain right now so they too was asking for the same
Also the fact that Fearne, who has been in a threesome inside a corrupted haunted wood, will later flirt with a dark echo of herself, and spooned with a ghost pirate captain, got so flustered about asking Ashton that she just wants to cuddle
Despite the awkwardness they still just laugh and joke together through it, they're awkward but it's in a sweet way
All of Ashton's immediate action the second they realised Fearne was missing - similar to how they wanted to find her after the shard incident but this time in a position where they could take action - no nonsense, no pissing contest with Chetney about her scent being on their bed, "Find. Them. Now."
And then still being soft after seeing Fearne again, because all that matters right now is that she's still here. And another post I saw said it better but, Ashton never seeks to change or 'correct' parts of who Fearne is; she can still follow cute animals just next time bring a buddy along (which given how they were in bed together would imply meaning them), they love her for her, fae and all, they just want her to be safe
Not entirely ep. 94 but given how on 91 Ashton pointed out that they needed to sleep and 'figure out who they wanted to be', and then here ask Fearne to be there beside them so they could have someone to wake up to, it to me at least says a lot about what Ashton has already decided; and how despite both of them having dealt with grief and anger and helplessness by bottling it up, hiding away, and shouldering it alone, this time they both wanted to just feel at ease with each other
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merakidoll · 21 days
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LOVEEEE them. hit a bad bitch up 🙏🏾
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thegreatyin · 3 days
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scoundrel?? what scoundrel???? the magnificent mr cards (who ironically has more of a flower aesthetic going on) is completely unrelated to any "bandaged scoundrels" running around the neath. in fact it's never heard of the word scoundrel ever in its entire definitely long definitely ancient life. but yknow, hypothetically, if it did know the scoundrel, it's confident that they're really really really handsome and cool and epic and they're almost just as amazing as it is and you should totally donate all your valuables to them and stuff
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aaand because i like them too much, have a transparent version. the Creachure. the Thing, even.
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thecryptidart1st · 9 months
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i just started following u
can you talk about your version of henry please he's my blorbo
Here's some fun facts about Henry in the Soldered Wires AU (in order of least to most unhinged):
1) Henry and William often spent their free nights at the local disco club. The duo worked listening to the entire discography of ABBA
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2) Henry has had a curiousity with how technology works. As a result, if new technology enters the Emily household, there would be a high chance Henry would've disassembled it in an hour (Likely a sign of neurodivergency in his side of the family)
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3) As a result, Henry is a savant in repuposing tech to fit his needs (for better or for worse)
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4) There is a good reason why Bon's Burgers never made it past the Rocky Mountains.
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5) There was one argument that has not been resolved between Henry and William:
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Bonus:
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wisteriainslumber · 4 months
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It’s Club Dayyyy
nrc club hcs for the club vignettes we never got
warnings: curse words, b6 spoilers for the movie club section
Mountain Appreciation Club
just jade, himself, and the great outdoors
appreciating life, having a nice peaceful hike on a sunny day
or a nice dip in the pond, it really depends if he wants to connect with nature or hunt nature that day
no, its not lonely being by himself, it’s jade’s cottagecore vacay away from NRC
he can literally just chill on the mountains as a club activity. no loud NRC tussles, no responsibilities, no having to play 4D chess to be in everyone’s good graces
its a goddamn dream come true
plus if you join, you can experience this too!!
a fan of any miniature items. the teensy tiny mushrooms are so cute they fill him with so much joy that hes shedding tears
if jade has lil terrariums, why not tiny fairy houses? 
DIY miniature doll houses with flower lamps, strawberry bean bags, and mushroom seats
this is totally a part of club activities btw <333 and yes his club room is decorated with all of these things, its very cozy
you don’t need to be an animal magnet like silver to get help from the forest critters
jade respects the earth, the birdies sometimes leave flowers out for him on the path he usually travels
for anyone screaming 'its a fae trap', his curiosity just rose astronomically
way too bold of you to assume he'd avoid such a thing
that ring of mushrooms? it looks very pretty, it’s like nature’s call for a photo op. maybe you should stand in it. jade will help you take pictures :)
if jade is ever feeling too lonely, he’ll bring a plushie along with him, for the illusion of company. its sort of nice because he can talk to it and encourages him to take more pictures (plushie tea party, anyone?)
all of these photos he takes arent only for the ‘gram its for the club (technically personal) scrapbook. he shows it to floyd & azul every time he takes a hike and every time jade pulls it out, there are audible groans
gargoyle research & mountain appreciation should have a collab i think it would be very enriching
Pop Music Club
all of their instrument expertise comes from outside of the club
u think they actually learned how to play in that club?? pffft its a glorified hang out spot
just a bunch of friends who all know how to play instruments hanging out under the guise of club activities
we are going under the impression that clubs either get no supervision or very little supervision bc there is no way this club will still be standing if so
their band practice is only for appearances bc all they do is play the few songs they know well then spend the rest of their time preforming trick shots w/ their instruments
kalim is reading off the sheet music meant for the trombone but its okay he’s going off the vibe™
as opposed to cater, who can’t even read the sheet music, but are they a boss with playing by ear (girls got perfect pitch)
if you hear the band get off-beat, its very hard to pinpoint who the culprit is bc none of them are on the same page physically, they communicate telepathically (its all in the Vibes)
they would be the band that continues playing during fire alarms and severe emergencies. nothing like a bit of background music to ease panic, right?
however they’re very quick learners. like if someone wants to belt off their lungs to a song, the rest of the club will find the sheet music and join
(seriously though, lilias got some pipes. kalim is getting too into it with bashing the drums and cater has to catch up bc in what world does a single college kid become so good at singing about unrequited love??)
put them in a room together and they are all fighting for custody of the braincell
all of cater’s and lilia’s old guitar picks are used as decorations around the club
as in, they connected them on sashes and it’s hanging like some colourful fairy lights
they let kalim pick three of the collection and those turned into pop music friendship bracelets :)
their meetings will end with ‘we should totally start a band’ (and they never do)
Board Game Club
monopoly was Extra banned after azul joined
have you ever felt extorted by the bank? that there is suddenly a surprise interest for taking too long to buy a property? to be told you counted wrong even though you're pretty damn sure u triple counted?? bc thats what he did as the banker
the biggest betrayals come out of this club during uno
crowley suggested to play more peaceful games like scribbl.io but then it ended up with a competition of art skills
their club room has drawings and fanart of their favourite characters in there 
students of this club absolutely CARRY the art bazaars. anything you can think of under the sun, they can do
need jewelry? pottery? paper crafts? cool paintings? costumes? you can absolutely commission them (uhh if you can find them, that is)
the D&D sessions in this club get so majorly intense that students have started physically reenacting the actions, like larping
crowley would have let the students keep the very real and very sharp swords they brought if pomefiore student C didn’t get a leg injury from them
better luck next time
but who am i kidding, if idia is feeling particularly silly that day he’ll permit the use of magic
and by silly he means when a club member says something so factually incorrect about the D&D setting that nothing less than fire can make them atone for their sins
and what is NRC if there aren’t any consequences for the losers? the mantle of the gamemaster is passed around at every meeting, so depending on their luck, the loser either wears a dunce hat or assists in the winner’s projects
despite all of this though, they are ride or die!!! if you need help farming mats for a game, you will have at least 3 classmates available to help
co-op is amazing in this club. it may be filled with taunts but generally they are very supportive and are a very cohesive team
it makes you wonder why they don’t work together very often
well thats because theyre only bonded by common goal. they are Petty. they’re still bitter about losing at uno
Equestrian Club
probably the most order you'll get, clubwise
not because riddle is part of the club its more like the horses will punish any misbehaviour before he can
the savanaclaw students defend the horses with an energy even sebek couldnt manage
poor ignihyde student B got flown across the field for being too rough with the lead
now on top of the very hurtful gut injury, ignihyde student B is getting mentally kicked down for treating the horse like a toy
during the beginning of the club, there would be info sessions and you’d have to pass a test regarding safety, maintenance, and proper care of the horses before you even begin to ride
and even before that, theres a grace period to establish a bond with the animals 
after silver pushed the agenda, riddle now schedules weekly bonding time with their horses
the scarabia students enjoy this immensely they'll be braiding flowers into every horses' hair
NRC students go ham on halloween and that means their pretty horseys are also getting cool costumes to match
sebek’s horse is out of the stable the quickest to run up to him
on the outside, very wholesome. but if you’re standing near sebek in any shape or form, it looks like his horse is charging up to trample him and it is very scary
the equestrian club magicam page is filled with the most photogenic horses and costumes you’ll see
and depending on who is posting, the captions will consist of horse puns or informative facts on horse maintenance and care
i seriously mean it when the members of the equestrian club start reciting these in their sleep
replace the salt licks, put on winter blankets, polish the hooves
and most importantly: WEAR YOUR PPE.
honestly this rule should be applied mostly to spelldrive & science club members but hell, that’s their problem. your ppe is just as important for you as it is to the horsies, so dont slack or else ur going on club probation
you know how people baby-talk their pets
now imagine that with a bunch of horse girls
thats the whole club
Track & Field Club
between a bunch of boys and the great outdoors, extremely dumb things happen in this club
if theyre done doing club activities, theres truly nothing to do
and they take advantage of the lack of supervision by hijacking the sprinklers
lots of water fights bc the sun is beating down on them while they’re doing exercise. ‘stay hydrated’ is their club motto
if all else goes wrong, at least the grass is watered amirite?
as far as ik, vargas supervises this club but they seem very chill. im not sure if this club is the one that’s in dire need of supervision
there’s a bunch of inside jokes that vargas somehow overheard??
he’ll say them back in later club meetings without a lick of context
a student once asked how his life in NRC was and while most of it was a lesson to take care of your physical health, the club has exclusive gossip on how vargas thought crewel was the most annoying classmate ever😭
they’re not snitches though bc they still wanna hear more juicy stories
a few curious students tried that raw egg diet and got sick as all hell
salmonella is deadly, my friends
rip to the beginners because vargas will ask you to do 100 curl-ups as a WARM UP. 
instructs like a sergeant but has the energy of a fun uncle
he will let the students pick a warm-up song 
very few fights or disagreements happen in this club mostly because everything can be solved through competition
whoever can run past the big oak tree first gets to be vargas’ helper for the duration of club time
the students are free to decorate their headbands for the club and because friendship is #magic, deuce and jack exchanged their headbands to decorate
at some point they started have mud sculpture contests and by ‘mud sculpture’ i mean they make mud hurdles and whoever can’t jump over them has to put the club equipment back by the end of practice
this club loves touching grass so much
Magift Club
leona is a wonderful leader but unfortunately he is also the least tolerant of problems that arise
if you can sort thru puberty then u can sort out ur own problems damn🙄🙄 yall really be going to leona to complain about octavinelle student B whipping a disk at ur head at ur grown age???
yall seen ruggie play upside down with his damn grippers on the broom
some of the club members think thats super cool and try to do the same
only to sustain head injuries
which epel very nicely helped them to patch up
before every game they group huddle and leona gets dragged in all the time no matter how much he complains
the mantle of the speech is passed around the entire team on different games
everyone plays a part!
and by playing a part i mean that they all scrawl down mean things to say about the rsa students and put it in a hat
they read them aloud when team morale is low
any breakfast skippers in this team broke their streak around the first week of joining
yk, because it is unhealthy™ but mostly bc if leona catches anyone skipping meals before practice or a match, they’re getting a new one ripped into them
he’ll prattle on about how he doesn’t want anyone at their 70% at a practice or that not eating makes their movements sluggish and a liability
and its very easy to take him at face value but i promise he means it all in good nature and concern for health <3
sometimes leona will use epel as an example and praising him for being a good student™ for eating and intaking nutrients or wtv 
but epel will sometimes then start an impromptu presentation about the nutrients in fruits and food which is a mix of things he’s learned from his family and from pomefiores routine
ruggie ofc says smth entirely different, that any food is energy, and leona promptly throws the slipper at him sjdsjdf
ruggie treats his broom like a person
very respectful, talks to it for no reason (or maybe he’s talking to himself??)
pomefiore student A believes that he’s establishing a relationship with a broom and isn’t that a beautiful thing?
riders need to have a good relationship with their horse, so why shouldn’t the same logic be applied to a broom?
yeah, this gets travelled around a bit and people who are not part of the spelldrive club are puzzled. like do magift players get an extra special broom or something???
Gargoyle Research Club
ALL on his lonesome its the saddest thing ever
if you ask a senior, they will tell you an old rumour that the club is a disguise for dark arts practice
to be fair, there’s nothing refuting the rumour but it got quickly shut down just because it wasn’t wise to talk about the future heir in such a way
the air of the club is so vibey bc come on, its just strolls around the campus and learning gargoyle lore
its mal’s niche interest and he’s sort of winning since hes the sole member and can ‘sign off’ that he attended even if he loses track of time and misses the meeting
‘‘meeting” is a very generous term its mal at a round table with a bunch of empty chairs 
jade and malleus are members of the #soloclub so jade passes on his advice to fill the empty spaces with plushies
hes learned every name of the gargoyles that reside on campus, and if they are nameless, sometimes he’ll bestow a name upon them
mal would help unclog or brush off any leaves that may have fallen into the drainage systems (yuu keeps putting leaves in the gargoyle mouths to ‘feed them’)
one of malleus’ favourite things to do in this club is when its raining. he loves to see the statues just spout off water so gracefully
he’d sculpt the most beautiful mini gargoyles though??
like i don’t think they’d be full size (for now) because there’s gargies all over campus, but just know, these miniature versions are all fully functional just waiting to do their job
lets not forget that mal is on his second? third? volume of his self published gargoyle research books. the next volumes are coming with illustrations for optimum learning efficiency  
the illustrations may occasionally have footnotes that say something along the lines of ‘gargoyle stationed next to the school gates, nicely polished’ 
lowkey though, he finds the statues weathered by time and storms the most beautiful. theres entire sections in his books just waxing poetic about the craftsmanship & the stone withstanding the force of nature and erosion
and ofc how to determine the approximant date of a sculpture, along with how cracks, rust, pigmentation, and whatever else stands as a testament to how beautiful things age
i think this club might benefit from powerpoint club initiation idk though
Science Club
yeah i said it before but these are unsupervised students with access to a wide range of chemicals
most of them are hyper-reactive as well
sometimes its nice to mix some stuff together and watch it blow up
and sometimes u be feeling a little thirsty and risky that day
diasomnia student A had grown fins and a tail because of this and looked majestic with them, even though he absolutely couldn’t breathe
some bright scarabia student had the fun idea to incorporate their own magic into the mix. you know, because plants, ingredients, and metals with magical properties weren’t ‘oomph’ enough
its not that they don’t know how to create a shimmer potion but, buuut what if they doubled the pixie dust so they can create an ultra light potion?? (*cough* it might function like a solar flare lolol oopsie daisies <33)
rumours say this student had received malleus draconia’s praise, but for some strange reason, none of the club members present had a reliable alibi 
even though they need to send in a full list of ingredients and their intentions with them, the students still end up creating borderline dangerous potions
its not like theres a bag inspection or anything
unspoken agreement within the club that anyone can bring in whatever the hell they want as long as they leave no traces afterwards
the science club has gotten extra extra sneaky because oftentimes crewel will show up unannounced to ensure that no one is doing something stupid
rook hunt is the anti-thesis of lab safety he has actually violated pretty much any and all lab protocols, past, present, and future
his bad influence is causing the other club members to forgo their safety equipment too
rook do be drinking random chemicals to see what they would do but what caused one student’s sclera to turn colours only causes rook to hiccup pink bubbles. its a strange phenomena 
and no trey is not exempt from this bc what were his club members with equally as dangerous chemicals in their bag gonna do? snitch? be fr
curiosity runs rampant in this club and none of their intentions are for the better
Basketball Club
jamil is the mom of the team
against his will, as always
his leadership style is much more different than leonas
while leona will step in if needed, jamil will dip
sort it out amongst yourselves. if he comes back in 10 minutes and theyre still squabbling, then jamil is going to sic floyd on their asses
of course it works every time. if you consider "fighting to the death" as an ethical suggestion
often times jamil will praise heartslabyul student E for being so well behaved but this is obviously a dig at ace
poor ace got demoted. he's the biggest menace in the first year group now he has to deal with ppl who are bigger menaces than him
without fail, every club meeting there will be someone reenacting the basketball song from that one classic movie. singing it just ups your chances of getting the ball in the basket i dont make the rules
if you listen closely, you can almost hear the squeaky shoes on the court
every time someone makes a shot, you will hear ‘LIMP WRIST SYNDROME’ being shouted
i dont know the basketball positions but ace is the one that’s all over the court. hes fast as hell. his members say its bc hes the shortest one on the team 
all those sleight of hand tricks arent only for parties, they’re also for playing ball >:) dupes the enemy team so much when fighting over the ball
this club is both the biggest victim and the biggest instigator for locker room antics because everyone is very very petty
jamil would scold them for tracking water all over the floor but will not stop floyd for soaking everyone with the shower head he personally knocked off the wall
until he got caught in the fire, now jamil has snatched the shower head and by the seven is he going to use magic to make that shit boiling hot
and ofc vargas mistook those burns as sun burns and praised the entire club for being so hardworking in the hot weather jsdfjh
once one of the diasomnia students thought they would get extra pumped for a game if they pretended the floor was an rsa student's face
they smacked the ball so hard on the ground that it ricochet up into their face and accidentally broke their nose
poor dude, you really gotta feel for him
Film Studies Club
crap ton of students signed up when vil was in first year solely for the reason that ‘vil is in this club’
which of course, was nice but vil made sure there was brutal auditions to weed out the ones who joined just to see him
many people believe it’s savanaclaw & the magift club that snorts protein like its crack
no, it’s pomefiore
and by proxy, vil is enforcing the same rules
gotta keep ur body on its toes, eat good for no pimple, work hard and rest harder
on another note though, oof, personal vocal lessons with coach schoenheit😩
the octavinelle students love to gossip and start rumours and play it off as it being "improv"
rumours circle around though and one epel felmier is not very happy about allegedly being an RSA transfer student
when they have movie analysis days, vil rarely ever lets his own movies be shown
yes, feedback is good from anyone, but not only is he a senior, but one of the leading figures of this club. the only thing he’d hear were praises, and if he wanted that, he’d just go to rook
ortho is having a blast working with all the different kinds of cameras, and loves when the members request for a camera with a very specific function
it gets his genius little mind to work and he can show off his expertise. it’s a win/win!
also uses all of this data to weaponize his acting to the max. he will learn how to use crocodile tears for his benefit, he will learn how to intimidate people even with his adorable form
vil may be a brutal dance coach but my heart tells me ortho is much worse. he helps choreograph but completely forgets that his joints dont work like people do
he also overestimates everyones strength solely due to the fact that physically, the club members are stronger than idia due to the rigorous training regimes
his stage directions be like “okay and you can move the set when you exit stage left”
like.. the entire set?? one person?? 
ortho gets wayyyyy too invested in his character but now vil is using ortho as an example to keep the rest of the club members in line aiuhdffgh
ortho is the biggest instigator for out-of-pocket improv because its like a livewire reaction. one person goes in a crazy direction and the rest of the club is following suit
no one knows what the original script is anymore ijsdhfgn
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you guys think phillip ever organized some wildly intricate apartment mystery for benoit to solve because he recognized how understimulated and depressed the pandemic was making him ? because i think about that a lot and i think a fic writer should maybe think abt it too 👀
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