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gas-way-war-own · 3 days
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puipui-official · 1 year
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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animentality · 3 months
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Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
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nicostiel · 1 year
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#they're married okay
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may-darling · 1 year
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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is
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ayo-edebiri · 1 year
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Glass Onion + Masks (insp)
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mixtapetraxx · 1 year
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Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
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departmentq · 1 year
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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Source: Screen Rant
Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit
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krasnyel · 1 year
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regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family
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erosia-rhodes · 1 year
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Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:
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iimr3 · 1 year
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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own
addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms
addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS
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droids-in-disguise · 1 year
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Via twitter
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nicostiel · 1 year
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Glass Onion (2022) + Art
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