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npdclaraoswald · 5 months
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House refusing to wear a lab coat because "it's itchy" is so autism
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subby-siren · 2 months
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The worst thing about being kinky is that when you're really horny, like bone deep horny. There isn't really a ton you can do on your own about it. There aren't a ton of ways to simulate deep submission or strict bondage. And sometimes the shit I'm horny for Is like. One thousand dollars worth of leather bondage gear. I can't just suck dick like an idiot oh no. I've gotta be Fuckin. Trapped on all fours with my mouth forced open. Unbelievable. Who's in charge here I want to talk to him
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vilea777 · 3 months
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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shiyorin · 3 months
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Two moods
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worthless-mess · 8 months
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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c-tepx · 1 month
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NEVERMIND THE MEETING HAPPENED
found the screenshot from the adventure bible and I'm obsessed
i knew girls are gonna dress up!! look at flertom! she's ready to charm that dwarf bachelor
mayjack seem to be wearing her "prettier" shirt and just regular boots. just like her dad. cute
puckpatti even brought some flowers!
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oatmilk-vampire · 4 months
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Always the writer, never the reader.
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lgbtlunaverse · 1 month
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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lilacandladybugs · 1 year
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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lanaknowsitried0 · 8 months
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reactionimagesdaily · 9 months
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the-vengeful-demon · 4 months
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He's such a gem
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vilea777 · 2 months
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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char-writes · 3 months
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Daydreaming about my book:
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Writing my book:
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unbearable-swagger · 11 months
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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bl0w-m3 · 11 months
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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
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