"I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years"

Public Cervix Announcement For Creepy Older Men On Tumblr!

The coquette and girlblog tags aren't your hunting grounds for unsolicited advances toward younger girls. Do us all a favor and spare us the discomfort, and agony of your existence, won't you?

Do you think just because I'm barely legal, I'm desperate and dumb enough to jump onto some fossilized relic like yourself? You've got more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei. Your libido, if it even exists, is as lively as a fossilized mollusk, and you likely harbor more cobwebs down there than a haunted house. Your personality? Dry as the Sahara and your appeal? About as as enticing as a moldy, maggot-infested sandwich left out in the pouring rain—a repulsive sight that repels even the most desperate girl.

So why do you believe that an 18-year-old like me would waste even a millisecond on someone like you? I wouldn't even touch you with a ten-foot pole coated in industrial-strength disinfectant.

In fact, why anyone at all would subject themselves to the agony of your company is beyond me. Perhaps they enjoy the taste of bile rising in their throat as they listen to your feeble attempts at wit and charm, like a sadistic game of Russian roulette with their sanity, tiptoeing dangerously close to the edge of despair with every word that falls from your withered lips.

As for me, I'll pass on the opportunity to engage in a game of emotional Russian roulette with you, thank you very much.

Nah, I prefer my men fresh-faced, fit, with a pulse, a brain, and preferably, a decent amount of self-awareness, while being miles away from their expiration dates—qualities that are apparently light years beyond your grasp, buried under layers of your own desperation and decay.

One example is you @justhereniw. I posted a humorous question aimed at girls about how sex feels, and what do I get? Your sorry attempt at a comment. You thought you could engage in a conversation about sex with girls half your age? Pathetic. I called you out, and what did you do? Scuttled away like the pathetic excuse for a man that you are, blocking me and deleting your own filth in a desperate bid to save whatever shreds of dignity you have left. Spoiler alert: there's nothing left to salvage. So to all you older creeps out there, the world will be a better place without your sad, pathetic attempts at relevance polluting our collective consciousness. So do us all a favor and fade into obscurity where you belong.

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