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fleshdyke · 3 months

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

#rambles #100 #1k #10k #20k #50k #70k #100k

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oceanfossil · 3 months

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2024

DO IT SCARED

FUCK IT WE BALL

REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU

MAKE THE CHOICE TO END HARMFUL PATTERNS

LOVE WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART

#maddie moment #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

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coffinwoodx · 4 months

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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

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envelopandkissme · 9 months

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this fucks

#i wish i could turn off the replies of this post now 😭#men are so insecure #you’d think barbie herself called to kill all the kens #barbie movie #barbie #barbie review #1k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

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whatadumbasslamb · 7 months

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effervescent

#twilight #emoji kitchen #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k #yall are wild #I’m glad the snorb brings joy

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lovestory · 10 months

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THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

#10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k

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gayvampyr · 1 year

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#tweets #twitter #top posts #10k #15k #damn y’all work fast #this post is like a day old #20k #25k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #100k #150k #200k

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ugli-ly · 1 year

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if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

#tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexymen poll #cecilsweep #cecil gershwin palmer #welcome to nightvale #wtnv #goncharov #tumblr #mine #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #70k

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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susansontag · 1 year

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thought this was neat

#moth.txt #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

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backtoaugust-ts · 1 year

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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maythray · 1 year

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[ID: A digital doodle of two figures. One figure, shaped like a human, has a hand on their hip and says, “haha well at least you’re not like THAT”. The other figure is a creature with two antennas. They have a smug expression on their face. The text underneath reads in parentheses, “(is exactly like that)” / END ID]

#in a “i know more than you” way #maypost #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #(img desc credit in source)#50k #60k #70k

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isabellaofparma · 2 years

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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

#thinking again how im the worst fan #then again i dont think i really count #because im more about relationships and dynamics than individual characters #1k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k #100k

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gasterofficial · 1 year

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put that old man in a situation

THIS POST IS ABOUT GASTER UNDERTALE

this post is now also about simon petrikov

this post is now also about william afton but the situation is a yellow rabbit suit and he dies badly

#mine #gastercore #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k

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skulandcrossbones · 2 years

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What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

#taikawaititiedit #taika waititi #ofmdcastedit #marvelcastedit #originals #1k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k

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fishingscam · 2 years

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that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

#containment breach #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k

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