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ralphdro · 1 year
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Tim: Bruce, I am bi
Bruce: Say no more.
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theotherpacman · 1 month
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tim: dad... I have a boyfriend
bruce: what? but you're supposed to get back together with stephanie
tim: what?
dick: whoa whoa whoa, I thought you were an ally
bruce: I'm not being homophobic I just need steph to marry into the family
cass: I have something to share
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oldmannapping · 7 months
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HC:
Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?
Nightwing: I’m not white.
Red Hood: I’m not white.
Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...
The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.
Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.
It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”
Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.
And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.
(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)
(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)
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maryn00b · 18 days
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tim drake and his weird ass hair
if you saw the typo no u didnt
~~*expand for close ups*~~
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willsonlmt · 7 months
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Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.
Tim: So yeah im bisexual.
Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.
Tim: Thanks Bruce.
Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.
Tim: You knew?!
Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.
Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?
Bruce: Absolutely.
A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.
Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."
Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.
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usagi-t-suki · 1 year
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*tim's not out to his siblings yet*
batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?
alfred:
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(art by meruz)
batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?
alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought
batkids: tim’s what that he what?
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mammutblog · 1 year
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robin and his crime fighting (?) uncle (?)
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gayofthefae · 21 days
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I think it's really important to have it be someone other than Eddie because queerness is already so complicated, the situation needs be simple, and starting with Eddie would not be. Tommy is outside the firefam. Buck and Tommy don't have a history. If they as a relationship don't work out, the consequences are the same as any other situation. This way, as he's finding his footing, he doesn't have to grapple with both unsureness in queerness AND the stakes around unsureness surrounding feelings for his best friend. This way, he can find his footing to find his way to sureness and security and comfort before separately dealing with the stress that is the high stakes of a relationship with history and ties.
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avadaniels · 7 months
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Dale Jennings + bisexuality
The Newsreader (2021–)
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shyjusticewarrior · 1 month
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Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.
Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?
Dick: No.
Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?
Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?
Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.
Dick: That- that's not a thing.
Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.
Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?
Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.
Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.
Dick: They're not real guns.
Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?
Dick: What's gay about NASA?
Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.
Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.
Tim: Specifically the apparel.
Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.
Tim: *nods*
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nelkcats · 11 months
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Conner Phantom, learning to live
It had been a few years since Vlad and Danny had stopped being enemies, years since Amity had been at peace with the ghosts. Danny spent his days teaching his children (he assumed they were his children) about well, everything.
Dan and Ellie had prefabricated knowledge, the halfa couldn't quite get it, but the point was that while they knew who was the creator of the chemistry, they had no idea how to do 2 + 2, so he made it his homework to fill in all the gaps.
No one at Amity blinked at the 30-year-boy-who-was-actually-12 and the 15-year-girl-who-was-actually-4, Danny guessed they had gotten used to the weirdness. One day, Vlad called and pointed out that someone had entered his database a few months ago (apparently he checked his digital security very little when he didn't make "evil" plans) and they had stolen the plans for the cloning capsule. Danny had a bad feeling.
Of course, it was after a month of searching that he found out about Lex Luthor's little "project." To say that he was angry was an understatement; he found the poor Superboy being mind controlled. He felt sad when he remembered Ellie's situation and well, he ended up stealing a clone child and destroying some laboratory. Like old times.
The world did not know of Phantom; Amity was suspicious, almost jealous that their protector could be taken away if they said a word, so they didn't say anything out of the city. It's not like the League did anything when they called. Danny didn't care, less tedious meetings and contingency plans for him. Besides, he wasn't excited about going back to the field if he didn't have to, as long as Amity was safe, the world could be destroyed for all he cared.
He wondered if spending too much time with Dan was affecting him, but in the end he dismissed the thought. Upon arriving home, Superboy had woken up and was being interrogated by the Phantoms. He chose his name to be Conner (sounds good apparently) and agreed to take classes to fill in the gaps of knowledge, just like Ellie, he seemed uncomfortable with the gaps.
The poor boy looked uncomfortable, waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it never did. After finding out whose clone he was, he wondered if they would take him to Superman, but Danny just snorted. By the end of the week, Conner was a Phantom, and he was fine with that. Danny even told him that he could live normally if he wanted to, and the boy happily accepted the offer. Conner didn't want to be a hero, at least not that early, and Danny was happy with his decision.
Danny frowned thinking of all the heroes who would say that is "selfish" for someone with power to not to use it. But he believed that they were doubly selfish. Being a teenage hero wasn't fucking easy. He hugged Conner, welcoming him to the family and within days, the whole town already knew about him (they also knew whose clone he was, but they didn't really care, they weren't snitching).
Curiously, it was Tim Drake who noticed the strange family visiting Gotham (a 23-year-old seemed to be berating a 30-year-old for stealing tires, he snorted at the irony). However he froze when he saw Clark?, but much younger, speaking in Kryptonian and laughing. He called a meeting in the batcave and tried to call the family, but as soon as they saw the expression in his face they vanished from sight.
Hell, he needed to report it to Bruce.
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litta-jpg · 11 months
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googled 'worst pride tshirts' for this one
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mysterycitrus · 2 months
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the endemic interpretation of tim drake being a coffee addicted, sleep deprived, isolated guy who’s trapped in a perpetual victim complex but is also the smartest person ever when for thirty years he was a narcoleptic skater with a mile long linkedin page is fascinating. reread batman prodigal and like…. o yeah this is a fun little dude with a terminal foot in mouth disease. the most little brother ever. i miss him.
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dyslexicandakeyboard · 10 months
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Bruce "teaching" his kids about finance (this is purely crack)
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baby!Dick: Hi, can I get some ice cream?
Bruce: Sure.
baby!Dick: But I don't have money.
Bruce: You can take out a loan. Would you like compound interest, simple interest or variable interest?
baby!Dick: Uhhhh, compound Interest?
*Years later*
Dick: What do you mean I'm 50 thousand dollars in debt to you!
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Tim: I need some money.
Bruce: How much.
Tim: Ten dollars.
Bruce: Are you paying me back or is this a loan?
Tim: ....never mind.
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Damian: Father, my and Jon are going to the fair. I need 500 dollars.
Bruce: Well, you can take it a loan but I'll need a deposit of 50.
Damian: *Hands him his phone with Talia on the line* My mother will take care of it.
Over the phone: You fucking skeevy loan shark! My baby boy will not go into debt!
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Jason: Do we get like allowences?
Bruce: No, you see you can take out loans...
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taro-wong · 2 years
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kids really do say the darndest things
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thief-of-eggs · 11 months
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Tim coming out to his brothers
Tim: Guys…. I’m bi
Jason: Bi polar?
Tim: Well, yes actually, but-
Dick: Bi lingual?
Tim: Also yes, but-
Damian: Bipedal?
Tim: Yes- what? Why wouldn’t I- ok now you’re just messing with me-
Duke: Bicycle?
Tim: [with his face in his hands] Bisexual. I’m bisexual guys
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