#also made me think about s t u f f and i'm starting to like the updated perspective on things im developing
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Im so sorry @jils-things but you made me want to go on a tangent about art supplies in a bit cuz I'm a nerd andhekqkwkdjwoqo i lov u pls dont go away- 😭
Anyway yes I usually make a very light sketch with my pencil so that I could erase it easily for me to retrace it but I am here to make a very important public announcement and I feel that it is my duty to inform the public on something that could be beneficial to the society.
Behold: Kneading Eraser
This fucker have multiple names; Putty eraser, gummy eraser, kneaded eraser,clay. It's going through a phase, please don't judge it, let it change name every 10 seconds.
What I need is that I want everyone to put everything down and listen to what I say: You run to the art store, Michael's, Art Friend, soup store, whatever store you get your art supply at. You ask the store clerk you want a putty eraser and if they dont give you a putty eraser, tell them they're a loser in malay (it's mak kau hijau. The more your learn folks) and then go to the next store and find a putty eraser until you get them. Its not expensive, it cost me less than 2 bucks for 1 pack of putty eraser.
Why you may ask? Well, I can assure you as someone who draws, putty eraser is much much MUCH better than a normal generic eraser.
First of all, there's no dust. When you erase a line with this boy, there wont be any rubber shit nugget clumping on the table and making a mess on your bed (i know you hate your spine too and likes to draw on bed i live in ur walls u guys better sleep with 1 eye open). I'm so serious like I have 0 eraser shavings in my house since I use a putty eraser. Please stop sleeping covered in eraser shavings.
It's also malleable. You can literally shape it to whatever shape that you want so you could erase a a tiny spot that you couldn't reach without disturbing other lines. And it works sooooo well as a stress ball or a toy. People actually knead it into animal shape. Can you shape a normal rectangle eraser into a giraffe? CAN YOU? DO YOU SEE MY POINT?
Do you suffer from loneliness? Do you need a conversation opener? Are you tired of kneading an eraser to shape it into a friend? Believe it or not, putty eraser is a great conversation starter when you dont want to start a conversation! As a personal anecdote: whenever I sketch in school, if anyone I know sees me sketching, they will always ask me what the fuck is the clay thing I use to erase my lines and then I have to explain to them what is a kneadable eraser and then whenever I demo'd the eraser, an amusing OOOOOOO will come out and they will play with my eraser for like 5 mins. Am I mad that my eraser is taken away? No because the eraser can also be s e p e r a t e d . Black magic fuckery. Please go buy a putty eraser.
Anyway for the pencil, I swear to god if you ever get this pencil, you will never use a normal mechanical pencil ever again.
The pencil I'm using is called a drafting pencil, specifically Pentel Graphgear 500. There's tons of drafting pencil in the market but just look at this one because other's are expensive and you will cry. This pencil had a plastic body but the base is made of metal so its pretty heavy. It feels v e r y c o m f o r t a b l e on the hand, like the moment you hold it, you will believe that this is how mechanical pencil suppose to be. It just fits so perfectly with the contour of you finger. The weight feels so nice on your hands and the grip is very comfortable. The pencil sleeve also doesnt budge so you don't and won't have any issue of lead breakage (unless you press your pencil really hard)
It's also very long-lasting. I have 2 of them in my pencil case. The one on the left were bought in 2021 from Muji. The one on the right were bought in 2015. It still works fine despite being 8 years old. I don't think I ever have any mechanical pencil that is long lasting like this one. This is legit one of the product that I would say would last a lifetime if you take care of it well.
This ends my sleepy deprivation fueled post for today.
TL;DR: Please go buy kneaded eraser and a drafting pencil I am on my knees rn-
#asuka speaks#anyway aHHH I LOVE U JIL THANK YOU FOR BEING MY NO 1 HYPEMAN FOR CHLOE AND UTONIUM BLESS YOU 😭😭💕💕💕#i have said what i need to say so I will go to sleep now //bonk head
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[ 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚑𝚒'𝚜 𝚝𝟸 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊 ] 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍'𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗
ASAHI'S TRIAL.. this is a tough one, in my opinion. again, i feel like his vd shows him as someone who regrets his crime or at least feels bad about it, but his mv still shows him as not the most sympathetic person? but oh well, again, that's just my opinion.
Warnings for Asahi's VD: The first part of the VD is rather tame, except Asahi repeatedly makes fun of Eiji for liking maids (even though Eiji never even said anything about it) and he does so in his usual fashion, but the second part is more dark and Asahi tries to describe how his murder went and there's a mention of him having what sounds like a panic/anxiety attack.
Warnings for Asahi's MV: None, except there's a mention of a character throwing up, but it's not described in detail and the MV is kinda creepy in general (there are also mentions of bones, skulls and some other stuff).
(sounds of footsteps)
Eiji: .. It's his turn now. Are you ready?
Miki: *nods*
Miki: Y-yes, I think I am.
Miki: I promise, I will do anything to save him. I will prove that.. my brother is innocent.
Eiji: *sighs* Well, we'll see.
Miki: But Eiji-san..
Miki: S-sorry for asking this again, but is your arm really okay?
Miki: I don't think it's broken, but judging by your face expression, it looks like it hurts a lot-
Eiji: .. How many times do I have to tell you that I'm fine?
(the door opens)
Asahi: Ah, Eiji-nii, Miki-nee!
Asahi: Wow, it took you a while. I was starting to get bored..
Eiji: You're not even eating anything? You really have changed.
Eiji: And it's still so hard for me to get used to the way you talk now-
Asahi: Shut the fuck up and begin the interrogation.
Eiji: .. Yeah, that's better. For some reason, your new self is more creepy.
Miki: ...
Eiji: Guard 002, is everything okay?
Miki: Huh? Y-yes, yes, everything is fine.
Asahi: Miki-nee, this guy is not making you overwork yourself, right? Just say a word and I will-
Miki: No, no, please don't worry about me, Asa-
Miki: I-I mean, Yano-san.
Asahi: Eh, you can call me by my name, if you want. I like you, so..
Miki: ??
Miki: Y-you like me??
Asahi: You're always so nice to me, of course, I like you, dummy.
Eiji: Hey, does that mean that I can also call you by your name?
Asahi: Can you stop wasting my time and start asking me normal questions instead?
Eiji: Fine, fine.
Asahi: Actually, why are we doing all of this again?
Eiji: "Here we go.."
Asahi: Like, why did all of us receive those papers yesterday?
Asahi: .. Hey, Miki-nee, does that mean it wasn't you and this guy who did it?
Miki: U-um..
Eiji: ...
Miki: .. N-no, no, Asahi-san, it wasn't us.
Asahi: Huh? Really?
Asahi: But who else would it be? Like, isn't it the guards' job to interrogate us-
Asahi: .. Oh.
Asahi:*starts laughing*
Eiji: Hey! What's so funny about it?
Asahi: It's just..
Asahi: So, like.. If it wasn't you and Miki-nee, does that mean that a different guard did it?
Eiji: "T-this guy is smarter than I thought.."
Asahi: Hey, does that mean they're firing you, Eiji-nii?
Miki: F-firing him??
Eiji: WHY ME??
Eiji: U-uh, I just want to know why you thought that they will get rid of me, and not.. um..
Asahi: Because almost all prisoners were saved this time and it's all thanks to Miki-nee?
Asahi: Also Miki-nee is doing her job well and the innocent prisoners are living their best lives thanks to her.
Asahi: And you, Eiji-nii, almost killed a teenager in the process of "punishing" him.
Asahi: Your older brother is basically getting bullied by others and uhhh..
Asahi: What was that girl's name?
Asahi: Anyway, yeah, she's this close to killing everyone here, especially your older brother.
Eiji: I'm reminding you that I was the one who saved you when she tried to attack you.
Asahi: Well, maybe you shouldn't have made her do what she always hated doing as her punishment?
Eiji: .. What does that mean?
Asahi: *sighs*
Asahi: I knew that you had nothing but air in that stupid head of yours, but do I really have to explain to you literally every single damn thing?
Asahi: Listen, we all know that she worked in, like, a maid cafe or something. I don't know much about that stuff, because I'm not a loser like Shun-nii, but those places feel like heaven to creeps.
Asahi: Hey, you look like a guy who's into stuff like that, actually.
Eiji: .. I'm not even gonna ask why you think so-
Asahi: Well, I'm gonna explain it to you anyway, 'cause you're that dumb. I bet you like it when a cute girl says something like "What can I do for you today, Master? <;3", 'cause you're a fucking pervert.
Eiji: .. (to Miki) *whispers* W-why does he know so much about things like that?
Miki: (to Eiji) *whispers* Because of our father, I guess.
Asahi: What, are you asking her "Why does he know so much about me"?
Asahi: Miki-nee, I am so sorry. You don't deserve someone like him as your partner.
Asahi: At least you have me to protect you!
Miki: .. You want to protect me?
Miki: ... *starts sobbing*
Eiji: Guard 002, this is not the best time for that.
Asahi: It's your fault for making her cry, by the way.
Eiji: HOW IS IT MY FAULT-
Eiji: .. I just realized that we were supposed to interrogate you.
Asahi: Yeah, you're definitely getting fired.
Miki: Um, Eiji-san, is it okay if I ask questions this time?
Eiji: .. Fine.
Asahi: Yay, I get to talk with Miki-nee more!
Miki: So.. Asahi-san, we watched your video and..
Asahi: ...
Asahi: .. Well, uh, what did you think about it?
Miki: I could tell that you have suffered a lot. And that you most likely had a reason to.. you know, do what you did.
Asahi: .. Hehe, at least you get it.
Asahi: I think my mom would like you a lot. Actually, I can ask her about it right now!
Asahi: Mom, what do you think about Miki-nee?
Asahi: .. She looks a lot like you, doesn't she?
Miki: .. But I still don't know what you did, Asahi-san.
Miki: Can you tell me how your crime went? Like, what exactly did you do to.. that woman?
Asahi: ...
Eiji: (to Miki) *whispers* He's never gonna tell you anything.
Asahi: I guess I can tell you about it.
Eiji: ...
Eiji: "It's like I'm her assistant now."
Miki: Please, don't push yourself if you aren't comfortable with it. We're going to watch another video anyway, so-
Asahi: No, I want you to know the truth.
Asahi: If it wasn't for this guy over here, I would gladly tell you everything, but he's kinda ruining the moment.
Asahi: So, um..
Miki: You keep looking at that plushie, do you want to hug it while you talk about what you did?
Asahi:*nods*
Miki: Here you go.
Asahi: Thanks. You're nice.
Miki: Hehe.. Okay, are you ready to talk now?
Asahi: So, uh..
Asahi: That woman was.. kinda weak.
Miki: Hm? In what way?
Miki: Do you mean she was weak as a person or-
Asahi: That too, but she had, like, lots of health problems.
Asahi: I think she couldn't have kids of her own because of that? I think she also had to quit her job too because of her illnesses or something.
Eiji: Great, and you don't even feel sorry for killing this poor woman?
Asahi: I would gladly kill her again if I was given the chance.
Asahi: And, uh.. I don't know anything about most of her illnesses, but..
Asahi: What I did know is that she couldn't eat certain foods.
Miki: Is it because of her condition?
Asahi: Again, I don't know anything about most of the problems she had, but I knew that she was allergic to a lot of stuff.
Asahi: Like, deathly allergic.
Eiji: .. I think I know where this is going.
Miki: Me too and I don't like it..
Asahi: T-then, do I even have to explain everything else?
Miki: Yes, please continue, Asahi-san.
Asahi: B-but what's even the point?! You already know what happened next! You already know what I did!
Asahi: SO WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING?!
Miki: Because I want to know why you did it!
Miki: Even if you made your adoptive mother eat something she was deathly allergic to, I need to know why you did it! Why did you even think it would be okay to do something like that? Why did you think that would be a good idea?
Asahi: SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE ME GUILTY, AREN'T YOU?!
Miki: I JUST WANT TO PROVE THAT YOU DESERVE TO BE FORGIVEN!
Asahi: ...
Asahi: *starts crying*
Eiji: Also, how could someone as young as you come up with all of this? I think she was smart enough and it would be hard to make her eat or drink something that obviously had something she was allergic to.
Miki: Asahi-san was able to guess that we aren't the only guards here. He's smart too.
Asahi: *cries louder*
Asahi: I just.. I just..
Asahi: I-I just had to do it to her!
Eiji: What did that woman even do to you? She adopted you, she gave you everything you wanted, so why did you-
Asahi: I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MYSELF AND HER!
Asahi: I JUST DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO SURVIVE!
(the bell rings, machinery sounds)
Asahi: *continues crying*
Asahi: Please.. Please, just let me go home..
Asahi: This is my only wish. I wanna go home, even if I don't have one anymore.
Miki: Asahi-san, please, calm down..
Asahi: I want to see Mom again.. I miss her so much..
Eiji: We have to extract his video. It's fine, he will calm down soon.
Miki: Eiji-san, I don't think it's just him being scared.
Miki: Look at him. It's something more than that.
Asahi: W-why is my heart beating so fast?
Asahi: I.. I-I c-can't breathe-
Eiji:*sighs* What do you want to do then? We can't just stand here and wait until he goes back to normal.
Miki: ...
(sounds of footsteps)
Asahi: H-huh?
(sounds of Miki hugging Asahi)
Miki: It's okay. There's nothing you have to be scared of.
Miki: I really hope you will tell me why you did it one day, but for now.. I will trust you.
Asahi: ...
Eiji: Guard 002, I don't have time for this.
Miki: Please, wait, I think he has something to say!
Eiji: Prisoner 007, Asahi, sing your sins!
Asahi: .. This hug feels familiar for some reason.
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[ MV Description ]
His MV's main colors would be very similar to INMF: lots of white and very bright, basically neon green.
The video starts with Asahi and his adoptive mother walking into a toy store.
"Ah, right, this is what my new life looks like
Getting everything I want, no matter how expensive
When I ask you why you're so kind to me, you simply say
"'Cause you deserve it"
It looks like Asahi isn't in the best mood, but his mother still smiles at him and shows him a cute teddy bear, hoping that it will cheer him up.
"Yeah, but here's the thing: I never get anything else from you
Gifts, food, clothes, all that is fine
But there's more ways to express your love, you know?"
He shakes his head, showing that he doesn't like it. She frowns, but tries to smile again and shows him a different stuffed animal. He doesn't like it either. All the stuffed animals that his mother is showing him have very simple and basic designs, so Asahi doesn't find them that interesting.
"Oh well, I guess it's okay for me to act greedy then
I know I deserve more, I know I want more
Give me all the best things this world has to offer
'Cause I'm just that cute, okay?"
He decides to explore the place himself and he eventually finds much more unique and fun-looking toys and he grabs one of them and shows it to his mother. She smiles and agrees to buy it, but then Asahi gives her another one. She still smiles, but Asahi just takes it as a sign to get not one, but two more toys. The chorus starts playing and he eventually gets like ten more toys, but when his mother tries to say something, he just looks at her with those cute and innocent eyes of his, so she sighs and agrees to buy all of them. He smiles and hugs her and they go to buy all those toys.
After that, they keep going to many different stores: the candy store, the clothes store, etc. It looks like Asahi really doesn't know when to stop and just keeps making his mother buy everything he wants. And his mother doesn't know how to say no to him, which is.. the worst combination ever.
"Come on, come on, I know you want to make me happy
So please, just be more patient with me
I promise I'll act like a good boy from now on
Right after you buy me this brand new toy"
Interestingly, his mother notices that now Asahi doesn't really pay attention to how "good" or "pretty" something is and he's just taking everything that he can see, it doesn't matter if those things are broken, torn or rotten, he just brings them to his mother and asks her to buy them. His mother starts to get worried and for a good reason and she tries to stop him, but when she does that, Asahi just glares at her and.. well, he doesn't look so sane anymore.
"Haven't you heard? I want literally everything
I won't stop until this world is completely empty
Devouring everything that I see, taking what doesn't belong to me
This is what my new life looks like"
His mother decides to just accept it after that, but right as they're about to buy everything, she sees Asahi stopping and looking at something. She turns around and sees that he's looking at the exact same teddy bear she wanted to buy for him when they came to that toy store, but if back then Asahi found it boring, now he really wants to buy it. Right as he's about to ask his mother to buy it for him, she can't take it anymore and she slaps his hand away so that he won't even think of touching the toy. The chorus starts playing again, but now it sounds more sad.
"Give me more, you know that it'll never be enough for me
You want me to repay you? That's funny
Why should you give me so much and get nothing in return?
It's obvious, 'cause I deserve it"
Asahi looks at her with a shocked expression and this is the first time we see his mother actually looking angry. Looks like she really had enough. She refuses to buy the toy and she refuses to buy all of the other things for him and walks away, leaving him alone.
"Now, why did you say that? It hurts so damn much
"You're my everything" Was that just a lie?
Get right back here, you know you can't live without me"
Asahi has no idea what to do and he looks at the cashier and the other people in line. He freezes and everything around him becomes dark.
He panics and covers his mouth with his hand and starts feeling sick. He can't take it and he falls on the floor and sees some bright green liquid on his hand.
"I see now, I guess my greed has side effects
This is what happens when you take too much
This is what happens when you can't stop yourself"
Asahi's face becomes more pale and more neon green liquid keeps coming out of his mouth. As this is happening, all the things that he wanted to buy fall on him and we can see only his hand.
Asahi tries to free himself and he can even see someone reaching out their hand to him, but right as he's about to take it, he sees that the figure is not his mother, but a man that looks suspiciously like his and Miki's father. As that's happening, the chorus plays for the third time, but it sounds like Asahi is both angry and terrified and he screams the last line.
Everything becomes white again and now we can see Asahi casually, like nothing happened, standing at the checkout and getting all the things that he wanted. He just smiles and nods the whole time and he even gets the teddy bear that he wanted so bad and he leaves the store with several huge bags and they're full of things like spoiled food, torn clothes, broken toys and we can even see someone's skull and bones in there. Asahi just smiles and we can also see a drop of that neon green liquid from earlier under his mouth. The music stops and we can hear Asahi say "This is enough for today, I think~". The video ends.
#his song is actually the one i had the most fun writing lyrics for!#along with riku and kei's songs#so we pretty much have a description of his murder now except we still don't know like. why he did it#though there are hints in his mv and in this vd and in the t2 trailer (the “glitchy” voiceline)#🎤 voice dramas! 🎤#🗡️guard 001: sanada eiji 🗡️#🌼guard 002: andou miki 🌼#🍬prisoner 007: yano asahi 🍬#milgram#milgram oc#milgram project#ocgram
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Stranger things incorrect quote generator (Ronance Duo, Fruity Four + Max and Dustin and a surprise kinda?.. Idk lol)
Pt 5
Ronance Duo
Robin: Are you sure Nancy's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
(She is, she just doesn't want to be distracted by staring at you or smth)
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Nancy: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Robin: The big five licenses?
Nancy: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
(I feel like she would have all of them for some reason, also, let Nancy kill a man 😪)
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Robin: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Robin: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Nancy: That’s not even clever.
(wdym, that's the most genius thing I've ever heard)
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Robin: I made tea.
Nancy: I don't want tea.
Robin: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Nancy: Then why did you tell me?
Robin: It's a conversation starter.
Nancy: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Robin: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
(checkmate indeed)
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Robin: Nancy, you love me, right?
Nancy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
(¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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Robin: Nancy is playing hard to get.
Robin: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
(I love that incorrect quote so much, it's so funny to me)
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Robin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Nancy: Peonies, why?
Robin:
Nancy: Were you going to get me flowers?
Robin:
Nancy:
Robin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
(I just imagine the last sentence in that Dustin voice when he was lying to the police about "a little might swim" or what he said)
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Nancy: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Robin: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Nancy: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Robin: You wouldn’t?
Nancy: I mean, unless you want to-
(She does 👀)
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Nancy: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Robin: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Nancy: Holy moly-
(I want a Magician Robin AU)
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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!
Nancy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
(I wouldn't be a problem to me)
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[Nancy just realized smth big in one of her investigation while she was renting a movie at Family Video]
Nancy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Robin: Aren't you forgetting something?
Nancy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Robin's forehead before running out.*
Robin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Nancy: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Robin: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Nancy: No, like, U R A Q T.
Robin: Awwww!
(They both are A Q T)
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Robin, to Nancy: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
(Christmas with Ronance)
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[Fruity Four]
Nancy: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Steve: I saw you.
Nancy: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Robin in a turkey costume.
(sorry for the kinda st*ncy, but that with Robin is so funny)
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Eddie: What are you writing?
Nancy: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Robin, looking over Nancy's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
(stupid government)
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Steve: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Robin: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Steve: Okay yeah thanks Robin, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
(I never thought about that 🤔)
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Eddie: Hey Robin, have you seen the photographer?
Robin: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Eddie, confused: What?
Robin, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
(Yep just cute girl things 😇☺️, also is Jonathan the photographer? 👀)
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Robin: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Robin: wAiT a MiNuTe-
(Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 🕺🕴️)
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Steve: You know what I’ve realized?
Eddie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Steve: Nice try, anyways-
(I wonder what he realized)
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[Nancy when Steve told her about the dream with her having his 6 nuggets]
Nancy, to Steve: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
(I'd also like to politely do that)
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Eddie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
(let Eddie be a cute fuzzy duck 😔)
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Robin: How did you break your leg?
Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?
Robin: Yes.
Eddie: I didn't.
(Oof)
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Eddie: You need to be more careful!
Steve, who was dragged into Eddie's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
(that was them when they first met)
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Steve: *Gives a bouquet to Eddie*
Eddie: You know I'm allergic.
Steve: That's the point.
(They love each other very much)
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Steve: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Eddie: Yes.
Steve: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
(that smiley makes it so much better😂)
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Eddie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Steve: Thanks, Eddie!
Eddie: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
(I feel like that's Canon but also definitely not)
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Steve: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Robin, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
(he lost for sure)
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Robin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Eddie: You sleep with a teddybear.
Robin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
(This is basically King from the Owl house)
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Robin: If I may interject...
Steve: Oh, awesome, Robin was eavesdropping.
(Robin was probably literally standing next to him while he was talking to Nancy or Eddie or someone)
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Nancy: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
(😶 you good, Nance?)
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Robin: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
(She is)
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Nancy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Nancy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
(She had us at the first half)
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Nancy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Eddie: How can you still say that?
Nancy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
(✨Denial✨)
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Robin: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Steve: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Steve: I don't cook I don't clean-
Robin: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Robin & Steve: .....
Robin & Steve: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
(I love their friendship so much)
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Eddie: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Steve: The dishes.
Eddie: Wh-
Steve: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
(Canon, Canon, Canon)
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Robin: What are you getting Steve for the holidays?
Eddie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Nancy: I'm getting Steve a divorce lawyer.
(I think Steve was talking about you when he said "he needs to get his ego checked" or smth)
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Nancy, talking to Steve: Well Steve, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Robin do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Steve: …
Robin, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
(I don't know what to say)
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Robin: What time is it?
Steve: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Steve: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Nancy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Steve: It’s 2 am
(Let her sleep 😪)
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Nancy: What should I do?
Eddie: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Nancy: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
(Besties, also Eddie be like "You wound me, wheeler")
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Robin: Hey, Steve, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Steve: Yeah.
Robin: And you, Eddie?
Eddie: Umm... yes?
Robin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Eddie: Did they just-
(Yes she did, enjoy your date!)
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Robin: I am going to need you to swear-
Steve: Fuck.
Robin:
Robin: ...swear as in promise.
(I also love this incorrect quote lol)
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Eddie: And now for a gay update with Steve and Robin.
Robin: Getting gayer.
Eddie: Thank you, Robin.
(I feel like they do that to annoy Steve for some reason)
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Steve: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Robin: All I drank was Redbull!
Steve: How many?
Robin: Eighteen.
(I feel like she would)
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[+Max and Dustin]
Nancy: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Steve: ....
Eddie: .....
Max: ......
Robin: ..Who?
Nancy: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Robin*
(gasp)
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Nancy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Robin: ...I did. I broke it.
Nancy: No. No you didn't. Dustin?
Dustin: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.
Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.
Dustin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Dustin: Suspicious.
Eddie: No, it's not!
Max: If it matters, probably not, but Steve was the last one to use it.
Steve: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Max: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Steve: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Max!
Robin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nancy.
Nancy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Max: Nancy... Dustin's been awfully quiet.
Dustin: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Nancy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Nancy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Nancy:
Nancy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
(Robin would be the one to take the blame, but only when it's Nancy tho)
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Dustin: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Max: And here we have a capitalist.
Eddie: Did you just-
Robin: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
(takes a moment to appreciate etc.)
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Robin: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Max: Only if you also don't ask why.
Max: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Robin: ...
Robin, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
(I'm not gonna question that... Just Mother-Daughter bonding)
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Robin: I'm never having a debate with Dustin again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
(I feel like Dustin actually said that in the show 🤔 idk tho)
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Dustin: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Dustin: And I started thinking.
Dustin: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Dustin: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Robin: Are you ok?
(That's definitely a canon conversation)
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Steve: Yes, I'm adopting Dustin and you cowards can't tell me no!
(I loved when that happened in the show 🥺😔 such a precious moment)
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Steve: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Dustin: Awww, no, you haven't!
Steve: So why do you keep cooking?
(Big oof)
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Max: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Steve: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Max:
Max: I'll go make my bed-
(Steve stop being mean 😕)
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Robin: Where are your parents?
Max: What are parents?
Robin: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
(And that's how Max met her new Mother)
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Max, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
(the pen is probably from a gift from El)
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Max: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Max: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
(those two things (the one above) are what happened in between S3 and S4)
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Steve: Hey, do you know the password to Max’s computer?
Nancy: Fuck you, Steve.
Steve: Hey!!
Nancy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSteve".
Steve: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
(Lol, she did that after that "why should I make my bed" conversation)
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Robin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Eddie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Nancy: A realist sees a freight train.
Dustin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
(Dustin you smartass)
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Max: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Nancy: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
(Nancy is a lesbian confirmed 👍, not because she'd go to Hell)
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Eddie: Do you have a self-care routine?
Max: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
(Robin taught her the accents)
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Robin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Nancy: Schrödinger's boys.
Max: FUCK!
Dustin: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Steve: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Steve: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Robin: ...
Nancy: ...
Max: ...
Dustin: ...
Steve: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
(Steve being 'smart')
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Eddie, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Max: Then perish.
Robin: You will.
Nancy: Please don’t.
Steve: Cool.
Dustin: I’d die for you first.
(I'm sorry 🥺 it was just too perfect 😭 also it was from them first meeting so I think those would be accurate reactions, also Dustin 😭😭)
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[Surprise!! Robin and the Wheeler Girls]
Robin: *falls down the stairs*
Karen: Are you okay?
Holly: Stop falling down the stairs!
Nancy: How’d the ground taste?
(Karen is worried, Holly is annoyed that she keeps falling down the stairs, and Nancy is just used to it now and amused)
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Holly, talking about Robin: Is this a friend of yours, Nancy?
Nancy: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
(^Nancy in denial)
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Nancy: Robin, what are you doing?
Robin: Making chocolate pudding.
Nancy: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Robin: Because I've lost control of my life.
Robin: Here's your pudding, Holly.
Holly: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
(that's cute and Robin would do anything for Holly, I love the fics with Robin & Holly bonding 🥺)
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Holly: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Karen: A doll.
Robin: A cinnamon roll.
Nancy: A sweetheart.
Holly:
Holly: ...stop it.
(That's the cute freaking thing I've ever seen 🥺)
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Nancy: Damn, the power went out.
Holly: Don’t worry, I got this.
Holly: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Nancy: What-?
Holly: I swallowed a glow stick!
Nancy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
(HOLLY NOO!! 😭)
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Nancy: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Nancy: Anyways, you said Holly is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
(the teacher like 👁️👄👁️)
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Nancy: My life is a mess.
Karen: Nancy relax, go get a beer.
Nancy: I don’t want a beer.
Karen Who said it was for you?
(Lol)
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Holly: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Karen: Well then whose is it?
Holly, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
(this was honestly unexpected 😂)
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[another Surprise?]
Argyle: If you water water, it grows.
Nancy: ...What.
Robin: They've got a point.
(so that's why Nancy said it last time)
--
Jonathan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Nancy:
Nancy: I like you.
(wlw/mlm solidarity)
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Hope you liked it 👍, btw my posts are irregular, but rn have literally nothing to do for weeks so I may post a lot (also it's summer holidays)
Anyway, lots of love ✨🥺❤️✨
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☁️Juice|Deuce Spade X GN!bartender!Reader|
Pairings: Deuce Spade X GN!bartender!Reader
Plot: j u i c e y e s. Deuce tries to make a good homemade beverage for his senior who recently found a bartending job in Twisted wonderland.
Type:fluff
•×•×•×•×
The inspo for this was very concerning. The inspo was about 3-4 drunk dudes who tried to make their own b00ze with random bs and accidentally added something poisonous which k!lled them back around 2017-18.
I heard this in the news I swear it wasn't me-
3rd person POV
"S..so.. because Y/n senpai got a sideline job as a bartender,you're going to try and make a drink for them with no experience whatsoever"
Ace explains as Deuce laid down a bunch of drinks he bought from Sam. "Precisely!... Ok when you put it that way,it sounds very concerning"
"Because it is..? Deuce just make some apple smoothie and go on with your day. If Y/n senpai dies because of whatever concoction you made--" "You're saying that as if I'm insane enough to put poison in the drink"
Deuce said as he rolled his eyes and Ace face palms. "No I'm saying you're stupid enough to probably make poison with-- WHAT THE FUCK-- IS THAT CAPRISUN?!"
Ace said as he starts looking through the paper bag. "Yeah. I also bought Yakult, monster energy drink, red bu--" "ARE YOU INSANE OR TRYING TO KILL SENPAI?!"
Ace shouts at Deuce "...none.."
"then you are absolutely stupid. You bought TWO different kinds of energy drinks, FIVE flavours of Caprisun, FOUR types of different yogurts and SEVEN FUCKING PROBIOTIC DRINKS?!"
Ace shouts again as Deuce was confused as to why that is a problem
"oh dear sevens.. YOU ARE STU--" "what are you shouting about?!"
Trey then enters the kitchen "Deuce is trying to poison Y/n senpai" Ace says calmly
"YOU WHAT?!"
Trey shouts at Deuce "none of these are poisonous.."
Deuce said as he took out a tall glass, and made cute circle shaped ice cubes to put on the glass "Are you gonna put all of that in one drink..?"
Trey asked as he saw all of the drinks on the table
"Well.. yes and not quite. I was also gonna add matcha, whipped cream and tapioca---"
"jail."
Ace and Trey said in sync while looking at Deuce with a serious face
"... I can't legally go to ja-"
"Deuce,listen. You clearly don't understand what me and Deuce are implying so let me explain"
Trey said as he removed his hat and sat down Deuce down on a chair as he briefly explains on why he shouldn't do this.
"So random bs mixed together is bad?" "Absolutely" Trey and Ace replied. "Well then how do I make a good drink that isn't bad?"
Deuce asked "You don't" Ace said "Magicame tutorials!" Trey suggested. "They'll be--"
"Deuciee??"
Suddenly,Y/n's voice echoed through the halls. "Here by now.."
Deuce continued his sentence as everyone felt a rush of adrenaline. "Ok ok ok-! Ace distract Y/n while I help Deuce get a lover" "Wait what--" "On it,senpai!"
Ace said as he rushed out of the kitchen. "What's one drink you know?!" Trey asked Deuce as he tried to think of one
"B-bloody Mary!"
"Fuck no that's alcohol"
"uhhh Gatorade--"
"absolutely not!"
"Protein shake!"
"That's something Jack would appreciate so obviously not"
Trey and Deuce just go back and forth on this topic.
"(fav homemade beverage)!"
"Fuck yes. Now we're talking! Who doesn't like (F/d)?!"
Trey said as they both got to work.
「With Y/n」
Ace rushed to Y/n as they were looking for Deuce "Acey! How ya been??" Y/n asked as they ruffled his hair
"G-good!" "That's great! You're looking--... I was gonna say awfully dashing but you just look awful."
Y/n said as Ace awkwardly chuckled "W-wanna play Blackjack? It's been quite a while,no?"
Ace said as he drags his senpai to it down on the lounge "Actu--" "I-I'll go get the cards,y-you stay right there!"
Ace said nervously as he left and room the deck from a different room and headed straight to the kitchen
"Psst!" Ace said as the two looked to his direction
"I'll play cards with Y/n. You two better hurry up" Ace said and immediately left.
"I'm back!!" Ace said as he sat down and started shuffling the cards and distributing them
"Ace,as much as I'd love to play with you. I need to see Deu--"
"w-who?? Deuce?? He- uh.. he's.. asleep! W-what do you mean??"
Ace said nervously again trying to keep Y/n sitting down "He is?"
"Yeah yeh yeah!! T-Trey senpai checked up on him and found him asleep after.. uh.. d-doing homework! L-let's just play cards and let Deuce sleep!"
Ace says as Y/n sighs and agrees to play with him
That was odd. I thought he wanted to hang out.. I guess he did want to be an honour student so I can't really blame him,I must be distracting him...
--
"WHERES THE ICE?!" "STOP SHOUTING OR ELSE Y/N WILL HEAR US!!" "IM PANIC SHOUTING"
Deuce shouts and immediately realized. "Oh.. yeah.." "the ice is in the fridge" Trey said as he nods.
Within 2 rounds of Blackjack, Trey and Deuce were finally done "We should taste test this--" "No need,senpai! I can't keep Y/n senpai waiting!"
Deuce said as he took the tray and started dashing towards Y/n in the lounge. "Young love. Really makes you wanna question people's sanity and if they're not overly obsessed to get their crush's validation"
Trey muttered as he watched from afar "That was so deep"
and right behind him,was Sheila. The Jack of all in Heartslabyul.
"MOTHER GLORY!!" "I wanna bet you guys accidentally put poison in that"
Sheila said again with a chuckle "Please no."
"If Y/n, dies. Just so you know I'll still steal their so Ka since my pairs are being stolen by Ursula".
"Y/N!!" Deuce shouts as he approached them in the Heartslabyul lounge.
Ace sees him and immediately backs up to the wall to not be involved in any disaster
"Oh? Deuce! I thought you were asleep" Y/n said as Deuce looked at Ace and he nods.
"Well I was. But I remembered you were coming and thankfully I made this drink for you before I fell asleep while doing homework. I had it chilled in the fridge so I hope you enjoy because you are the VIP today!"
Deuce said as he set the drink down infront of Y/n
"Interesting.. it looks presentable but the way you introduced the drink is a very rude move towards a VIP customer"
Y/n said as Deuce chuckled and sat down with Y/n as Ace left.
"Also,unless the VIP says so, bartenders cannot sit down with them due to the many many other customers they serve. The entertaining the VIP is mostly the customer's choice"
Y/n explains again as Deuce tried to hide his embarrassed blush
"Kidding. Besides this ain't no bar,and I love your company"
Y/n said as they made Deuce look at them by grabbing his chin with their index and thumb. "I'll try the drink,and maybe we can play cards?"
Y/n said as they looked at the drink and back to Deuce's eyes. "T..that'd.. be nice.. senpai" Deuce said as he blushed even more,making Y/n chuckle and taste the drink.
Deuce watched intensely,watching their facial expressions as they drink the beverage he made.
"Oh..! Wow.. uh.." Y/n said as they smack their lips "soo??? Was it good?!" Deuce asked eagerly "It surely is something... Well.. everything at once except f/d.. surely.."
Y/n said with a chuckle
"Was it,at least, a little good?"
"It definitely wasn't good. Oh no,surely. It's so bad I'm so suprised you can fuck up such a drink"
Y/n said with a laugh as Deuce pouts "I'm very sorry senpai! I'll do better!"
Deuce said as he lowered his head and his hands in his laps
"Don't need to, I'm more worried about whether you put salt in this" Y/n said as they raised his head to look at them.
"H.. huh?" Deuce asked as he took a sip and his face told it all.
"That's absolutely terrible.." Deuce muttered as he almost vomitted but held it in. "It tastes so bad.."
Deuce muttered again as Y/n laughed again at his face.
.
"Hey Trey, hundred Madol/Thaumarks that they'll end up together"
"Shei! Don't bet on people!"
"Aight bet"
"CATER!"
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I'd like to talk about: clean fandoms. It's what I call them, the fandoms that ratings are almost always "G" (General Audiences) and "T" (Teen And Up Audiences). Seriously, they do exist. There is no incest, no obscenity, no warnings. Sure, there will be some, but it's so rare. I could name a few, but the ones that stand out the most in my head are Chronicles of Narnia fandom and Tolkien fandom.
Especially the last one. How.I.suffer. There is no Elrond/Arwen, there is no Galadriel/Finarfin, there is no Celebrian/Celeborn, there is no Galadriel/Fëanor fuck, there is no Arwen/her brothers, there is no Fëanor/original daughter, there's nothing.
To be fair, I think there might be a little more content among the children of Fëanor M/M, but the F/M incest category is really neglected in this fandom. Urgh, I can't believe I've never read a decent fanfic Thranduil/Original daughter, or Legolas/Original sister/Thranduil.
I wish I had the time and that spark that writers have, like I don't, I can only ask that if any of the followers of this blog are familiar with the Tolkien or Narnia fandom and have the time and the desire to please consider some of these rare and overlooked pairs. We need u guys.
I know this ask came from a place of frustration but it made me laugh.
Considering how big these fandoms are and how long they have been around, it would certainly be nice if there were more incest fics for us. You would think all of these pairings would have at least one fic.
I think a lot of fics that used to exist in these fandoms just don't anymore. A lot of them were on ancient archives that were lost to time. I know for certain there was a great Pevencest fanfiction archive that doesn't exist anymore. And I am 100% certain I read an incest fic with Arwen and both her brothers. This would have been more than ten years ago.
I had Thranduil/original daughter/Legoas headfic. Nothing written, though. There's epic potential.
I've also started a long-ish Bard/Sigrid fic post-Hobbit but it's nowhere near ready to publish.
I'm not too sure about Rings of Power, particularly I'm not sure about what it's doing to Galadriel, but if we do get to see her with her brother(s) then that could be really good.
You've heard the call, guys. Now it's time to write!
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I posted 229 times in 2022
That's 229 more posts than 2021!
50 posts created (22%)
179 posts reblogged (78%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@a-witch-with-anxiety
@cajunwitch101
@crazycatsiren
@hermit-wizard
@sol-poppy
I tagged 43 of my posts in 2022
#tarot - 34 posts
#hedge witch - 34 posts
#tarot cards - 33 posts
#divination readings - 32 posts
#spirit guide - 29 posts
#wolf - 26 posts
#witchcraft - 21 posts
#white wolf - 20 posts
#beginner witch - 19 posts
#green witch - 18 posts
Longest Tag: 28 characters
#guardians of the night tarot
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
This is so important ❤️
2 notes - Posted September 18, 2022
#4
About Sigils
So, I dont know much about sigils. But I am learning and I have learned a way to make your own sigils, which I am obsessed with. Its kind of a fun game to play as well.
So basically, you go
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
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Right, so you take a word. Also it looks better on paper, its hard to do on here I apologize. Take a word:
Say -
Kindness.
K I N D N E S S
You cross out all the vowls.
K N D N S S
Cross out the dupes
K N D S
Then you take those numbers, and use the code up above.
So
2 5 4 1
Theres two ways to do this, you can either write 1-9 in a circle like a clock, or you can do it my way and do the numbers in any order 1-9 but only the numbers that appeared in a circle. I feel like you get a better read with your intuition that way, so thats the way I do it. Either way is fine.
So that would be my sigil for kindness.
What I've learned so far about Sigils is that you can use them, in spells and other things, you can write them, on candles, brooms and stuff and they envoke the power you give them.
I've got a ton of them, I've basically decided I'm going to create an entire language thats mine xD
But the thing I love about them is that you can do whatever you want and they are yours and yours alone, there arent many "Languages" that allow you to do that.
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So yeah, theres my study into Sigils, please be aware that I am just BEGINNER learning at them, but I love, love drawing them out. I might start working on them digitally as well.
I plan on using a journal to create a language of key words that are all mine, but sigils. :D I'm excited.
3 notes - Posted September 23, 2022
#3
So, over the summer we went to Cornwall, one of our favorite places in the UK, and in a little city called Boscastle there is a very historical Witchcraft Museum. And I finally got to go! I took tons of photos and would like to share them with ya'll 🙂
It was such an amazing experiance, all of the history and knowledge that was within that place. I didnt have much time inside the building but what I did have I will cherish.
There was also a spirit following me around, that I could feel, and I even got a photo of it.
All in all it was an amazing place to see and visit and I totally recommend it, if youre in Cornwall!
I have so many more photos but these are just a few.
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3 notes - Posted September 28, 2022
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.: Honing My Craft .:
So I have been thinking about, like what MY witchcraft practition looks like.
What I believe, what I dont believe, to see where I stand on certian aspects of the craft.
I do not believe that Witchcraft is a religion. I believe that Wiccan and Pagan are religions based off of witchcraft. Witchcraft itself is a lifestyle and a way of life. I dont have to be either to practice it.
I changed my lifestyle and life to do witchcraft and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. Its been lifechanging.
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This is where I am so far:
( If I miss anything please forgive me )
Beliefs:
Spirits / Ghosts
( I have seen a few and spoken to a few in my life :) I can feel them around me, thanks to my abilites :) Psychic and Clairvoyance which I've had my entire life :3 )
Spirit Guides
( Have one who I adore, who's been with me my entire life. )
Divination
( I love doing divination, and talking to my spirit guide! Its so fun! And I have learned how to do it properly! 😊 )
Tarot
( I adore! )
Runes
( Still learning! )
Sigils
( Learning and making my own )
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My #1 post of 2022
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What an unus annus, glad I saw at least a bit of it before the end c:::
#unus annus#ethan nestor#crankgameplays#fanart#my art#sketches#i wanted to draw s o m e t h i n g for today#inspired by accidentally catching the last two hours of the livestream and generally just liking them#i don't have many screenshots tho i wasnt necessarily preparing for the e n d sooooo this will have to do c::::#it was fun! the channel i mean! even tho i missed out on a lot of the content im still happy some of the videos will live on in my memory#also made me think about s t u f f and i'm starting to like the updated perspective on things im developing#also kinda fun to be send back to my 2016 phase with this side of youtube#between among us phasmaphobia and unus annus.... i missed these multiplayer fun games xD#anywayyyyy#sheety quality yes i knowwww one of these days i may post something proper but it wont be soon#i own you so many sketchdumps tumblr... one day#also sidenote at some point i hit 700 followers? it may be bc i havent been here checkin for bots but still?? wow#milestone#i guess?#idk tumblr is a funny place to be followed on
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The Last Tune (Emmett Cullen x Male!Reader) Pt 1
Paring; Emmett Cullen x Male Reader + Cullen Family x Male Reader (PLATONIC)
Warning: Cursing, Abuse, Tramua, Angst
Pronouns; He/Him
Spelling checked; No
Summary; Y/N is a quiet boy that's had his fair share of physical and emotional trauma, so he loves to keep to himself. He barely interacts with anyone unless needed and prefers to listen to music and sketch in peace. So imagine his surprise when some of the most popular kids in school want to be around him! They heard him singing along with his music and were immediately entranced. One of them in particular has his eyes set on him. Though, they are not the only ones who have an interest in Y/N.
A/N; Hello, my little Otaku's! Welcome to my first fic! I hope you enjoy, and feedback is always appreciated! Just be kind! I'm sorry if it seems at all rushed! On my next stories I do plan on switching PoV's so it'll be easier to write and more entertaining. Enjoy!
"Who are they?"a dark haired girl asked her friend that was sitting just across from their lunch table
"Those are some of the most popular people in school, the Cullen's. Not only are they hot as hell, but they're charming to boot! They do disappear for long periods of time, which gives them an air of mystery."
At the Cullen's table, they softly chuckled at the description the new girl was given. After all, it's only natural considering what they are. They are a being talked about in many fantasy tales. Known for their taste for blood. Vampires, a creature of the night that feasts on humans. However, they in particular don't drink human blood
They went back to softly talking to each other, but a few minutes later something caught their attention. A soft voice echoed in their eardrums. It was enchanting and beautiful, it was like nothing they've ever heard of. They all simultaneously started looking around for the source of the pleasant sound when the new girl asked about someone else.
"Who is that?" she asked, pointing to a table where a boy sat by himself
"Oh! That's (Y/N), (L/N)! He doesn't talk much, but when he does, you can't help but feel so tranquil and at peace!"
That caught the vampire's attention, and they whipped their heads to where the brunette was pointing. Noticing that that was where the sound is coming from.
"What do you mean?"
"His voice is so soft, like silk! But it has a sort of firmness to it! That's not the only thing, though. He is so kind, adorable, and smart as well! He even helps who ask for him to tutor them. His personality makes everyone want to be around him!"
That rose some questions in the vampires heads. If he is that well-liked, why is no one sitting near him?
"Then why is he alone?"
~The vampires will have to thank the new girl for asking so many questions~
"Well, whenever people come near him, he gets anxious and tries to get away as soon as possible. Someone grabbed him on accident, and he started having a panic attack, falling to the ground, and hyperventilating."
The Cullen's were a little shocked when they heard this. That wasn't normal for sure
"Holy shit. Was he okay?"
"Yeah, he was sent home early. But, some students saw his face as he was leaving and said that he looked terrified. We think something is going on where he lives, though we can't know for sure" she shrugged
"Once he came to school the next day, he was wearing long-sleeves. I thought it was weird considering he never wore them before, but the rest of the school shrugged it off as it being in the winter months making it reasonable. The person apologized the next day and (Y/N) just said it was fine, and he just likes being alone, so now that's what we do"
Right when the girl finished, the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch. Making everyone get up and start to throw away their trash and head to class. All except one person...
"I don't think he heard the bell" Emmett said
"Gee, none of us would've guessed!" Rosalie responded, causing the other Cullen's to chuckle
Suddenly, Jasper's sight shifted to his wife Alice because he felt her stiffening up, a tell-tale sign of her power activating. The other vampires looked at her as well, waiting for her to relay what she saw. After a little bit she came to and, slowly, turned to Emmett grinning
"Emmett, why don't you go over and tell him class is about to start? Maybe even ask him to tutor you! We all know you need it." she remarked, still grinning
Starting to understand why she was acting like the way she was, Emmett sighed, wanting to protest, but he knew Alice's visions almost always came true, or they would end at the same conclusion.
He made his way over to where the boy was sitting
"Remember not to grab him!" Alice semi-shouted from where she was standing
Emmett waved her off, still approaching (Y/N)
He gently tapped (Y/N)'s shoulder, making the smaller boy jump in surprise and what Emmett can only assume is fear
(Y/N) turned his head around fast enough to give him whiplash and that's when he met the golden eyes of the person that startled him
He took his earbud out before speaking, "I-Is there s-something I can do for you?" (Y/N) asked shakily
Emmett stood there for a moment. He had never seen someone so hot and cute at the same time. The girl was right, too. His voice is the embodiment of angelic. Emmett took this chance to take in all the boys features, from his soft (S/C) skin that reflected the light of the cafeteria. To his intoxicating (E/C) eyes that he could get lost in over and over again. Emmett felt a small pull to (Y/N), and he knew exactly what it meant.
“H-hello? Are you alright?” (Y/N) asked
“I-I um…class is about to start…”
(Y/N) looked at the time and blushed
“So it is…” (Y/N) stood up and started collecting his things “T-thanks for letting me know” (Y/N) stood to leave but was stopped as Emmett stood in front of him
“I was wondering if you could help me study for chemistry? I’m currently failing” Emmett chuckled, rubbing the back of his head
"I-I don't mind, where should we meet?"
"How about the Library after school?"
(Y/N) smiled the slightest bit "Sounds good, now if you don't mind I need to get to class" and with that (Y/N) left the cafeteria heading to his next class. Emmett slowly rejoined his family, still in awe from the recent interaction.
Jasper grinned from the emotions Emmett was emulating
"It seems Emmett is very interested in that guy"
"Hell yeah I am! Did you see him?!"
"We did" Edward answered him, "But"
"But what?" Emmett asked
"I can't read his mind, same with the new girl"
"Does that mean they're a supernatural?" Rosalie asked
"No, they aren't. The new girl is a weird case, but (Y/N) seems to just have fantastic mental walls and barriers. Which is concerning..."
"Then I'll have to break them" Emmett smirked
The rest of the Cullen's let out a collective sigh as they made their way to their respective classes. Still wondering what was going on with the mysterious (Y/N).
The final bell rang, indicating the end of the school day. Students started to funnel out of their classes and into the hallways. Emmett was waiting outside (Y/N)'s classroom, ready to head to the library.
After waiting awhile of waiting, (Y/N) came out of the classroom books and binder in hand
"Hey"
(Y/N) jumped and turned around to see Emmett, a look of relief claimed his face
"You ready to go?"
"Y-yeah"
As they made their way to the library, they made some just talked about their interests and things of that nature, eventually arriving at their destination. After they settled in their seats with the necessary books, they started the study session.
Emmett found it cute, they way (Y/N) would nervously try and help him understand the complex formula's and equations. After a few explanations, (Y/N) sat down and started to work on his homework. Unconsciously, (Y/N) started to sing to himself, making Emmett perk up and look at him.
"You're a good singer"
(Y/N) blushed, "Thanks...but others don't think so..."
"Are you kidding me?!" Emmett stood up, causing (Y/N) to jump a little, "Your voice is amazing!"
(Y/N) blushed at the praise he was given. He'd never been complimented before, so this was new to him.
"Thank you" (Y/N) smiled, making Emmett's cold and dead heart swell with something he's never felt before
"N-no problem" Emmett said before sitting down, and starting to work again, still thinking of that cute-ass smile
Soon, the sun started to set and that was their cue to wrap things up.
"Could you tutor me again tomorrow? If you're free, that is" Emmett asked
"Sure, I should be open. Meet here after school?"
"Deal"
"Then I'll see you tomorrow" (Y/N) smiled at Emmett before walking to his place
To say Emmett was giddy is an understatement. He was over the moon. Not only did he get to be tutored by his adorable mate, but he also got him to open up and be more relaxed around him! He made his way back to his own house and entered with his head still stuck in the clouds. Unaware of the fact that the whole family was sitting in the living room
"It seems that Emmett had an amazing time" Jasper couldn't help but let out his own smile from Emmett's emotions
"Something good happen, Emmett?" Carlisle asked, intrigued by Jasper's comment
"I think he's the one"
"The One?" Esme questioned
Alice snickered, clearly happy that her vision seemed to have came true
"My mate" Emmett replied, still thinking about the fun time he had studying with (Y/N)
"Congrats!! But, make sure you claim him before anyone else!" Esme explained
"He's not an object, Esme" Carlisle chastised
"I know, but humans may not understand their feelings"
"I just have to take things slow. I don't want to scare him off"
~Next Day at School~
"Hey (Y/N)!"
"Hmm? Oh, hey Emmett!" (Y/N) smiled sweetly
As Emmett got closer to (Y/N) he noticed a very distinct smell coming from the boy. "(Y/N) are you alright?" he asked concern lacing his voice
(Y/N) visibly tensed and started to shake slightly. "U-um ye-yeah? I'm f-fine"
Emmett was less than convinced. He needed to know who or what hurt his mate, so he could end it's pitiful existence, then and there. Though, he decided not to add anymore fuel to the fire...yet.
"If you say so. We should head to to class"
"Yeah"
"Are we still on for tonight?"
"If you still want to, then yes" (Y/N) smiled at Emmett causing him to absolutely gush at his adorableness
"Yep! Totally!" (Y/N) chuckled at Emmett's response
While heading to class they just talked about whatever was on their minds. Well, mostly Emmett since (Y/N) is a closed off little bean <3. But, that didn't stop either of them from enjoying themselves. Even once they where in class they softly whispered to each other. Their teacher didn't care much because (Y/N) is a model student and Emmett is a popular kid (you know those teachers that try and get in with the cool kids? Yeah, that's their teacher). When they went their seperate way's for their second block (Y/N) though that was it, like all of the other people he's tutored. He just thought Emmett was being kind and he'd see him after school for their study session. But he was proven wrong at lunchtime.
(Y/N) was eating by himself at a table listening to music and singing along softly when he felt vibrations coming from next to him. He looked over to not only see Emmett, but the whole Cullen entourage in tow. He was shocked to say the very least.
"Can we sit here?"
Collecting himself he responded with a soft "Yeah". The Cullen's then sat down, Emmett sitting on your right and Alice on your left. She squealed and looked twoards you "I've wanted to actually talk to you for a while now! Emmett talks about you and your singing too! I hope I can hear you one day!" This, this was how (Y/N).exe has stopped working. You where an embarassed blushing mess while looking at Emmett in mock betrayal. 'He talks about me?' you thought. He just smirked enjoying your cuteness.
"Ahh!!! He's soo adorable!!" Now you were a even darker red. Only provoking Alice more as she got slightly closer to you. You were about to curl in on yourself when you felt that you were being griped by the waist and pulled into a solid chest.
"Alice, your going to make him explode" Emmett said slightly, just slightly defensive
She laughed "My my what about you then?"
"What do you mean?"
"Look down, bonehead" Rosalie butted in amused
Emmett did what she said and saw you an absolute wreck. If a cherry was a person it would be you at this point-
Now he was trying to compose himself. The sight of both of you made everyone at the table start chuckling. After that whole fiasco you got to know Emmett's family and started to enjoy their presence. Something you never really had the pleasure of experiencing...
Over the next few weeks, Emmett did everything he could to be even remotely close to (Y/N). They would do studying sessions at the library, and after they would get something to eat. Well, only (Y/N) did. He thought it was weird Emmett never ate anything, but Emmett assured (Y/N) that he was eating well. They would often go to parks and just have fun too. However, all fun things come to an end. When one day (Y/N) didn't show up to school. Emmett just thought (Y/N) got a cold, but soon days turned to weeks and he was getting worried. He didn't know where (Y/N) lived so he couldn't go to his house and see if he was alright, but one day Carlise came home a little later than usual which was not unnoticed by his family.
"You're back late" Esme commented
"Well there is a teenager in critical condition. He came in with severe lacerations all over his body and what seemed to be marks of repeated tramua as well. He came in a couple of weeks ago and was in a coma until he flatlined earlier this morning" Carlise took off his doctor coat and placed it on the chair making his way to Esme. As he stood next to her he looked over to see his "children" with wide eyes
"Is something wrong?" Carlise asked a bit worried
"When did that patient come into the hospital?" Emmett asked urgently
"(Date). Why?"
With that all of the vampires stood up and started to get ready to go to the hospital
"What's wrong? Where are you guys going?" Esme asked
"That's most likely my mate" Emmett replied, making it clear he was irritated
"Well then what are we waiting for?" Esme rushed everyone out the door and to the hospital
At the hospital, they made their way to the room (Y/N) was at. Once there, Carlisle motioned for Emmett to enter first. Emmett went in and was shocked by what he saw. (Y/N) had many tubes attached to him. His body was wrapped in bandages and his breathing was hitching. Emmett walked over to the resting (Y/N) and reached out for his hand, grasping it softly. He rubbed his thumb over the boy's knuckles in a reassuring manner, then sat down next to the bed, still holding (Y/N)'s hand. He could only think about how much he failed his mate. How could he let this happen? He knew there was something going on, but he did nothing? He turned a blind eye to it all. How can he face (Y/N) when he wakes up? Emmett's thoughts were interrupted by someone's voice
"Who are you?"
"I should be asking you that" Emmett replied
"I'm (Y/N)'s boyfriend"
With that, Emmett's world stopped. Boyfriend? How? Why? Was I to late? Emmett turned to (Y/N) conflicted, but that's when he saw the heart monitor. His heart rate was not that high a while ago.
"Can you leave me with my boyfriend?" (B/F/N) asked harshly
Emmett reluctantly stood up and made his way to the door, but not before taking one last look at (Y/N). Once he was out of the room, Emmett started walking down the hallway back to his family.
"Who was that guy that went in there?" Rosalie went up to Emmett
"Apparently, he's (Y/N)'s boyfriend"
The Cullen's looked at Emmett in sadness and pity, but they noticed something
"You don't seem that bothered about it" Jasper said
"Well, before he came in, (Y/N)'s heart rate was normal, but when he spoke his heart rate rose"
"So, you think-"
"Yeah, his 'boyfriend' must've done that to him"
"That's awful" Esme covered her mouth in shock
"We can't really do anything if we don't have proof though" Alice said irritated
"Then we'll just have to get some" Emmett smirked, making the other Cullen's nod
They made their plan's and put them on hold until you were sent home. In the meantime, Emmett came to visit whenever your 'boyfriend' was never there and if he was, Carlisle was keeping a closer eye on you than normal. He also noticed that (B/F/N) would only ever sit in the chair across the room and when he would glance at you a look of disgust would be present on his face. This further solidified his resolve to get you out of that situation.
~A few days later while Emmett is visiting you~
"We're going to help you (Y/N), Everything will be better soon" Emmett reassured the sleeping male whilst holding his hand. He then felt (Y/N) clench his hand and looked up to see those beautiful (E/C) orbs opening
"Em-"
"Shh, don't strain yourself yet" Emmett stood up and pressed the 'call' button just above (Y/N)'s head before sitting back down
"Where-"
"The hospital...can you tell me what happened to you?"
After a brief pause, (Y/N) shook his ever so slightly
"That's fine, just tell me when you're ready" Emmett smiled sweetly. He saw (Y/N)'s face contort into sadness as he started crying. "I-I'm sorry f-for worrying you" (Y/N) choked out between sobs. Emmett couldn't see him cry like this, so he started to comfort and reassure the other male. "You'll be okay...I won't let you get hurt anymore..."
A/N: I really hope you liked it! Please tell me your thoughts! Sorry it took way longer than I said! I will now be working on the requests I have gotten and a new series I've conjured up ;)By my little Otaku's!!
#emmett cullen#Emmett Cullen x male reader#Emmett Cullen x male!reader#gay#lgbtq#Twilight#Twilight x male reader#Twilight x male!reader#the cullen family#the cullens#pt1#part 1
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Defense towards the fences
Doctor!hawks x fem!patient!reader
ALSO REALLY QUICK THANK YOU @ari-tart-3114 FOR HELPING ME WRITE THIS!
2037 words
You are 22 in this story and he's also the same age, you have a quirk that can make a force field out of crystal and also make weapons out of crystal (basically you can do what Yaomomo can do but with crystals and make a force field) your quirk also activates and makes the force field when you feel like you're scared.
Key:
y/n=first name
l/n=last name
f/g= favorite gem
f/n=friends name
Now onto the story...
Normal POV
You hadn't planned for anything like this
nope
You had originally had tried to cover up the fact that you hadn't seen the doctor in several years but nooooooooooo your friend just had to intervene when you made a goddamn joke
So now here you were sitting in the waiting room your arm being held so as to keep you down because you kept trying to get up and leave
Your POV
stupid f/n keeping me anchored to this stupid chair in this stupid waiting room. like why am I even here I don't need to be here.
"y/n l/n" the nurse called out
"I will never forgive you for this f/n"
"Trust me I wouldn't pick a bad doctor for you mainly because I don't want you to kill me lol"
*sigh*
"hello ms.l/n my name is Tokoyami I'm an intern here but will be serving as your nurse today I'm going to be running a few vitals for you before the doctor sees you"
so he takes me to an exam room and starts taking my vitals
"so it shows here that the last time you were here was 5 years ago "
"I'm well aware of how long it's been sir"
he then finished taking my vitals and then the thing I've been fearing came out:
"the doctor will be in shortly"
fuck
fuck fuck fuckity fuck
what am I gonna do now?
do I even have an escape plan?!?!
how will I get back home without people knowing?
do I even have my purse with me?
how will I even get out of this room without people knowing?
will I be able to smoothly sneak out?
maybe I can-
"Ms.l/n may I come in?"
well shit
"u-u-uh s-s-s-sure?"
"well hello there, how are you today?"
maybe I can outsmart him?
"um I-I'm g-g-good t-today?"
"ok well, I'm going to ask you some questions and check a few things out."
"u-u-u-um o-o-o-ok?"
"alrighty, let's get started" he said as he put on the latex exam gloves ;)
Welp no escaping now
I look at him, blushing at what he is doing. Hawks looks at my blushing face, he looks at me smirking.
“Don’t get the wrong idea.”
“W-what?”
“I mean,” Hawks says, moving his hands up and down his own body, “I may be hot but this body is for the bird's eyes only”
“The woman was too stunned to speak” I thought to myself.
“However,” Hawks says (oooh gosh) “I am more than willing to make an exception for you Ms. Swan lady”
AHHHHHHH.
MOTHERFUCK WHY IS HE SO DAMN HOT?!?!?!?!?
WHY IS THE ANXIETY SUDDENLY WORSE
DAMN YOU SEXY BIRDMAN PERIOD
“I-I-I-umm,”
THINK Y/N WHAT DO WE SAY?!?!?!?!?
“What’s wrong y/n cat got your tongue?”
MOTHERFUCKER WHY
THE FUCKING AUDACITY.
“N-no I-I’m f-fine”
“Then answer the question I asked you”
“W-what d-did you ask me I-I z-zoned o-out”
“I said,” he looked straight at me, “Do you…want me?”
“T-to -w-what?”
“To ya know…give you a few so you can actually function again?”
“N-n-n-no I-I-I-I w-want t-t-to g-g-get t-this d-done a-as s-soon a-as p-p-p-possib-ble”
“Fine, then I’m just gonna… come under your shirt…”
THIS CANNOT BE FUCKING HAPPENING
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
I scooted backward more a little as my eyes widened to be larger than goddamn dinner plates
“Oh come on y/n It’s not that bad it’ll just be a little cold but that’s the worst of it”
*gulp*
“O-o-ok u-u-u-u-u-u-um”
*sigh* “ok then let’s see who can maintain eye contact the longest how about that”
“U-u-u-um o-o-o-ok”
So I stared at him and focused on that then I suddenly felt this cold ass thing on my chest and my eyes widen even more than before
“Breathe in cutie”
“W-w-what?”
“Breathe in deep I said.”
“Yes daddy” I say under my breath.
I gasp, and so do Hawks.
I walk away from him and create a force field made out of f/g away from him.
“So that's your quirk” Hawks says quietly. Just as he is about to approach you, the field gets thiccer.
“I-I-I’M S-S-SO S-S-S-SORRY!”
“Say y/n,” Hawks looks at you, or more like, at your quirk, “How about you stay at UA, as a defense teacher”
“Wwwwait, what?”
“Your defence shield looks amazing, I’m assuming this is your quirk, correct?”
“Yes, that's correct”
“Good t-then I can l-leave r-right?”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA no”
“Wwwhyyyy?”
“You need to pack and finish here with me”
“B-B-BUT-”
“No buts I have an obligation as your doctor to carry out this check-up and make sure your body is running the way it should”
“I survived this long didn’t I?”
“That doesn’t mean it’s healthy”
“DILLIGAF”
“What?”
“D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F DILLIGAF AND THAT MEANS: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK”
“Yeah nice try Y/N just because you are being sassy doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you go before I finish doing my job”
“yOU cAnT MAkE mE”
“Wanna bet?”
“I just want to go doc”
“Fine fine I’ll go as quick as you can but the speed at which I can go at or finish relies completely on your compliance”
“No promises on my end”
“Fine”
I reluctantly went on with the rest of the appointment and everything was going fine until-
“Ok now I’m going to need you to lie down and lift your shirt up for me”
“W-W-WHAT?!?!?”
“What’s wrong now y/n?” and THIS MAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THIS IN AN EXASPERATED TONE
“I- you know what you w-wouldn’t understand”
“What are you talking about-”
“HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU NOT NOTICE HOW FAT I AM?!?”
"Y/N you are literally the opposite of fat you are actually underweight by 20lbs”
“OH YEAH THEN WHY DO PEOPLE TELL ME I AM FAT THEN?!?!?” tears were welling up in my eyes
“They probably need their vision checked or because you don’t seem to wear anything that really accentuates your shape. Now can you please lay down so I can get you finished up? Because I wouldn’t want you feeling more anxious than you probably are.”
“F-f-fine”
“Thank you”
He then lifted my shirt up and started to press his hands in all different places on my tummy and then we ran into a little issue-
My abs. They were EXTREMELY ticklish
*squeak*
“Was that a squeak I just heard? Are you ok?”
Me now flustered more than I was earlier when he walked in
“U-u-u-uh yeaha”
“Are you sure about that sweetheart?”
“Y-yeah”
“Then you shouldn’t mind me doing this”
And of course what he decides to do is tickle the crap out of me.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”
“Awwww look at you you’re so cute all flustered and giggly for me and I’m barely touching you~”
“YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASS”
“Aww now that’s not very nice now if only you could comply and you wouldn’t be in the position”
“FIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHINE”
“Good now let’s keep going”
And just when I thought the nightmare was finally over…
“Well it looks like you haven't had any immunizations in a while so you’ll need to get those today”
“OH HEEEELLL NO”
“Sorry Y/N this is necessary”
“NOPE I’M DONE HERE”
I then proceeded to sprint out of the room and down the hall and make it back into the waiting room and manage to almost leave the building
Notice how I said almost
I had no idea how fast this guy was and massively underestimated what someone with wings could do in a building
Because this fucker managed to catch up to me and restrain me as I was about to leave the building
NOOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE
“Sorry Y/N but you’ve gone too far”
“LET ME GO DAMNIT”
“No”
He then takes us both back to the exam room and restrains me to the chair with… his feathers?
WTF
“I’m sorry Y/N but I have to do this I know needles are scary I completely understand but you can’t just run out like that”
I had started shaking in my place tears filling my eyes and tried to scoot back but I was held in place very tightly
HAWKS POV
Poor kid she looks terrified what am I gonna do I can only keep her in place for so long before
I go to speak but she beats me to it
“I-I-I’M-M-M S-SC-CA-ARE-D-D P-P-LE-EASE N-NO”
“Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you,” the girl looks confused at my comment, sort of relaxed.
“EASY FOR YOU TO SAY IT’S NOT HAPPENING TO YOU”
“What do you mean by that?” Now I’m the one confused
“IT DOESN’T HURT YOU BECAUSE YOU AREN’T GETTING STABBED WITH A NEEDLE”
“WELL I’M NOT GONNA STAB YA HOWS THAT” that was the first time I ever yelled at anyone. Y/N looks at me then breathes in.
“Ahhhh thank goodness” she looked so released, and for the first time that day, i notice the little shine in her eyes.
“So h-how many do I need to get?”
“Never mind that,” I say, jumping out of my chair.
“Huh?” She looks confused, “What do you mean?”
“How would you like to be a student-teacher at UA?”
“What does that have to do with anything?”
I’m not gonna tell her because it would totally make her more aware of the situation
“What’s wrong with me asking? Weren't we walking about it earlier?” I ask her as I prepare the 3 needles with my back turned to her
“Y-yeah but still makes no sense”
Crap I needed to act fast if I want to keep her mind off of it so I can keep her stress down
“I just wanted to pick up where we left off ya know?”
“O-oh o-ok”
YOUR POV
“So what do you think of my idea?” he asked me as he turned around and stared into my eyes with his golden ones
“U-um I don’t think I-I would b-be qualified”
And I somehow didn’t notice him rolling my sleeves up and wiping both my shoulders down with an alcohol wipe
“You seem smart and qualified to me and your quirk is really strong from what I can tell”
*poke*
“OW WHAT THE FUCK”
“There now your shots are done. All three of them”
“Wait HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!”
“My quirk allows me to be able to multitask and I was able to administer all three at once”
I was speechless
Truly fucking speechless
“And you managed to take ‘em like a champ,” he said as he shrugged his shoulders
“So how about we meet up sometime maybe… at a nice restaurant?”
“Uh uh uh uh-” damn this man and his ability to fluster me easily
“Just nod or shake your head maybe that will be easier”
I nodded my head
“Great! Then how about tomorrow night and maybe we can talk about that student-teacher position at UA?”
“Sure”
He then handed me a post-it with his number on it and a smiley at the bottom with a little note saying ‘call me’
“See you then cutie”
TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT DAY AT THE RESTAURANT
“Hey, nice to see you again Y/N”
“Nice to see you again too,” I said shyly and looked at the ground
“Aww there’s no need to be shy, you look lovely by the way”
He then moved behind me and pulled the chair out for me and sat across from me
And then we got to talking about the student-teacher position and he promised to get me a job there
*BONUS*
“NO BAKUGOU YOU CAN’T JUST YEET KAMINARI ACROSS THE ROOM”
“WHY THE HELL NOT?”
“BECAUSE THAT’S YOUR TEAMMATE YOU BAKA”
~FIN~
#doctor!mha#hawks x reader#anxious!reader#mha x reader fluff#lee!reader#ticklish!reader#ler!mha x lee!reader#shy!reader#mha x reader#ler!hawks
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THREAD: THE COBRA KAI BOYS AS BOYFRIENDS (SPICY STUFF INCLUDED)
Johnny;
You met him in a bar and he offered you a drink
Ended up having sex on the same night because the sexual tension was too much
He asked for your number the next day
"Would you like to do that again?"
You ended up dating
A G E G A P
When you found out he was teaching in a dojo, you wanted to join in but he snapped
"You are gonna be a distraction for me, babe"
Showed up anyway the next day at the dojo just for the sake of making him mad
He kept your relationship as a secret to his students
A N G R Y S E X I N H I S O F F I C E A T N I G H T
He likes to snuggle you before sleeping because he wants to feel you next to him
He's a soft bby when he's sleepy
He likes to see you wear his clothes
He made you wear his large black gi and laughed his ass off
He ✨railed you✨ right after that
Your arguments are mostly about him wanting to beat up someone and you trying to make him think about that
Sometimes you both have the same ideas and an apocalypse happens
He is ✨possessive✨
Likes to call you with pet names such as; babygirl, babe and, when's he's being really soft, also angel
Secretly dreams about your wedding and family
"I'd like our son to have your eyes, my hair colour and my physiognomy. He's gonna be a fucking badass."
When he's feeling good, he wakes you up in the morning with a breakfast he made himself
Most of the times the pancakes are burned but you still eat them to make him happy
He likes rough sex or to passionately make love to you
Has a kink for choking-
Likes when you get dominant
Sometimes he needs reassurance in the most inappropriate moments
"Babe, do you still love me?"
"Yes Johnny, i love you but we are at a funeral-"
He snores a lot and you have to slap his face in the middle of the night to make him stop
You have a kink for him with a beard
"Don't shave it- fuck me in that before"
He likes it when you call him "Sensei"
Your relationship is basically a comedy but you love each other to the core
Daniel;
You met him at the end of the 80s at the University
He spilled coffee on you by mistake and started to stutter
You chuckled and saw that he was an hottie so you didn't get mad
He tried to wipe the coffe away from you shirt with his jacket but made the situation worse
Accidentally touched your boobies and died inside
You both crushed on each other and started to hang out together
NEVER SEPARATED AFTER
He asked you to marry him after 3 years of relationship-
You obviously said yes
His mother showed you embarassing pics of him when he was younger
Daniel watched everything from afar with a 'i really want to sink into the floor and enter another dimension' glance
Your first time was sweet and intense
You then discovered that he was ✨KiNkY✨
You were sHoCkEd when you realized he had a daddy and choking kink
He likes lingerie on you
You know shit is about to go down when he returns home from work and stays silent till he gets close to you
"You were on my mind all day, love"
HE LIKES TO CALL YOU DIRTY NAMES TOO-
You like to spy on him while he is practicing his Karate skills
You literally begged for him to train you
He eventually tried to train you but you always ended up kissing and ✨fucking✨
Your arguments are about you getting mad at him because he forgets important things and him getting mad at you because you don't forgive him quickly
You give him the silent treatment when you're mad
He teases you till you start laughing and showers you with material gifts
"I'm sorry honey, can you please forgive me now?"
He doesn't snore when he sleeps but moves so much to the point of accidentally pushing you out of the bed
When you fall asleep while cuddling, he will stay in that position all night
Likes to see you with his button up shirts
He's the most romantic bby in the world
Your relationship is so good that is envied by many people-
Miguel;
You met him in a grocery store
While waiting in the line, he 'accidentally' bumped into you
"I like those cereals too!"
You started talking so much that when it was your turn, the cashier had to call you three times YELLING
He asked for your number out of the grocery store and immediately texted you when you turned your back to him to walk away
He made silly jokes just to make you laugh
When he saw you at school, you waved at him but he runned away while his two friends stood there confused
"Sorry, i wasn't mentally prepared to see you there, like that, it's a lot of pressure-"
You thought that it was pretty cute that he felt embarassed so you brushed it off
After two months he finally asked you to go on a date with him at the Arcade
Your first kiss was goofy and you bursted out laughing in his face
He then cupped your cheeks and gave you a vEry intense kiss
You were officially together after that
When you first visited his house, his grandma offered you a joint that you refused but it made you support her to the maximum-
Carmen treated you as you were already his wife-
When you first mentioned the word 'sex' to him, he started to sweat
You then realized he was an horny boy because whenever you touched him even just to caress him, he had an erection-
You both were unexperienced virgins
When you first gave him a blowjob he literally screamed
Your first time was slow and romantic
"Is this okay? Does it hurt?" Every five seconds
He felt a man after losing his v-card
He ALWAYS holds hands with you, even at school
After seeing you at the tournament to support him, he sent you a wink that made you squeal-
He celebreated the victory of the tournament with a party in your panties- (if u know what i mean)
He likes to send you sweet texts while you're sleeping so that you can read them the next morning and wake up with a smile
Arguments???? What are those????
He never wants to fight with you because he's too scared to lose you
He will let you know if something is bothering him anyway
He is a softie, what do you expect?
Tells you that he loves you at least 3 times a day
Relationship goals
Hawk;
He had a crush on you before becoming Hawk
Was literally too scared of rejection to ask you out but found the courage after he completely changed his whole vibe
You said yes, obviously
You went went out to eat and then had a walk while he rested his arm around your shoulder
Your first kiss was a full make out session-
He also grabbed your ass and you didn't mind-
When you told him that you liked him even before, he didn't believe you
He liked to act like a badass infront of the others but was completely vulnerable with you
He once cried while talking to you about his past and fell asleep in your arms right after
You liked to help him style his hair and you were also the one that dyed them everytime
Your first time with him happened during a make out session
He didn't use protection and you got mad at him for that
"Babeeee c'mon, i pulled out! the worst that can happen is a little Hawk, nothing bad about it"
He dies of jealousy everytime someones looks at you but acts like he doesn't care
You know he cares and you tease him about it-
Which leads to a very intense fuck-
His mother loves you SO MUCH
Literally so much that sometimes he jokes about it
"I think you love her more than you love me???"
You had just one serious argument and it was about you getting mad at him for how he treated his old friend acting like a bully
He told you to ✨fuck off✨
At 3:00 am he was knocking at your door crying desperately
"I'm sorry, please, i'm sorry"
You tried to act tough but when you saw him you started to cry too
He understood what you meant and listened to you
Your relationship has up and downs but your love is strong so you overcome every difficulty together
Demetri;
You met him in the Science Lab
"You know, i think that what you're doing is wrong and i know how to make it right"
Little did you know that he would have used the same mechanism with your heart too-
He wasn't the type that crushed over girls but when he saw you, not even his smart mind knew what was happening to him
He narrowed his eyes at you when you wanted to sit next to him at lunch
"Well if you want to get bullied then, you can sit here i guess"
He was too awkward to ask you out so he sent Miguel to talk to you-
The situation made you laugh so you accepted
Your first date was at your house because he told you he didn't like crowded places
You watched 'Tron:Legacy' and you loved to see how excited he got during the movie
You made the first move and kissed him
"Why did you do that?"
He stood up right after and headed to the bathroom
You heard him talk alone while you regretted your life decisions
After 20 minutes he returned in your room and kissed you before you could speak
People couldn't believe he was dating someone at first
He liked to show you off because he thought you were the prettiest girl he ever met
He still had troubles telling you everything
He got a ✨boner✨ everytime you hugged him
You never had the sex talk, it just happened
"Why are you on your knees- oh"
Having sexual experiences boosted his confidence
It really made him less of a smartass but also very paranoid
"What if you're pregnant now?"
"I swallowed, i can't get pregnant like this! I thought you were smarter than that."
Your first time was kinda awkward and short but you weren't surprised about it
As time went by, he started to get more comfortable with his sexuality and became a very gentle and passionate lover
He had his whole future with you all planned out
He loves to call you "Honey"
Your arguments are mostly about movies or books you both like
He takes them seriously tho and you kinda like to see him full of rage
"Just accept it, i'm right and you are wrong. I still love you anyway, honey"
It took him some time before he started to feel comfortable with cuddles
He doesn't like P.D.A because he prefers to have you all to himself without anyone watching
He likes to hold hands with you anyway
Your relationship is strong and everyone thinks you were both made for each other
Robby;
You first saw him at the tournament
You were in the Cobra Kai dojo-
You both shared som glances and at the end of the tournament you congratulated with him even tho he lost
He acted a little bit cold and just nodded
The day after he called his father just to ask about you-
Johnny knew what was up and helped him, combining the both of you
You are the main reason why Johnny and Robby got closer
When you found out your Sensei was his father, you understood why Robby was so hot-
Your first date was pretty chill and it was at the cinema
You both knew each other better, whispering in the middle of the movie
He was a flirt ALL THE TIME
But also a sweet bby
Your first kiss happened at the end of the night infront of your house
He went from "angel baby boy" to "your daughter calls me daddy too" very quickly
Johnny acted like it wasn't a big deal but asked about you two at least 2 times a week after training
Robby couldn't keep his hands to himself whenever you were around
You snogged EVERYWHERE when you had the opportunity
He invited you multiple times at his house since his mother was never around
You let him vent about his relationship with his parents and listen to him
Your first time happened on his couch
It started with you simply cuddling while watching a movie and then an heated make out session happened
It was slow and passionate with him whispering to you how much he loved you
When he told you he was a virgin before you and always lied, you didn't believe him
He is a sucker for P.D.A
You are both two jealous bastards and your arguments are mostly about jealousy
You were jealous of Sam and a big argument started because of that
He reassured you, telling you that he only had eyes for you
He secretly is a bottom most of the time-
But when he takes control, he will ✨rail you✨
He's proud of you and loves to show you off
He LOVES cuddles so much and can't sleep if he doesn't feel your fingertips in his hair-
Your meeting with his mother was awkward since she was with another man-
He is ✨protective✨ and will never let you get hurt
Loves to see you blush while he tells you sweet things
Got mad when you told him that you thought Johnny was hot
"He is my father!"
"Yeah and you both have the same DNA, so both hot-"
Gave you the silent treatment after but lost it when he found you with only one of his shirts on the bed-
He always has new ideas whenever you two hang out together
"We should go climbing-"
He is so romantic, like DAMN-
"I'm a gentleman in the streets and a beast in the sheets"
Calls you "babygirl" everytime
Your relationship is long lasting and never boring
Aaaaa this is my second thread lmao, hope you liked it- ♡
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𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓
; you're a jujutsu sorcerer who's working as a part time cam girl for extra money (kinda like bj alex type beat)
also, c/n means your cam girl name since i don't have any ideas 🤡
warning: just smut and a lil fluff
"you're done eating?"
itadori asked, seeing you excuse yourself from the dining table. "yeah, i have something to do tonight," you replied, putting your bowl into the sink.
"fushiguro's in charge of washing the dishes tonight!" you exclaimed, running out of the dining hall before he could yell at you.
"anyways, fushiguro, u know what time she's gonna go live again?" itadori asked the male who's washing the dishes. nobara eyed them with curious eyes. "who's live?" she asked while wiping the table.
"c/n's live! she's been on hiatus for quite some time now and i heard she's gonna go live tonight!" the strawberry pink haired boy said excitedly. nobara looked up at fushiguro. "you watch these live with this dumbass?" she whispered to him. the black haired boy just shook his head, trying to cover his actually excited face.
as for you, you were getting ready for the live. it's true you were on hiatus for a few months because you got to enter the school along side with fushiguro. and surprisingly, gojo sensei let you do your part time work! (you only explained to him that you were some kind of vlogger, which ofc he'd let you)
it was five minutes to 10pm and the chat box was already flooded with comments from your viewers, saying "where did you go?", "i missed youuu!" and such.
you slipped on your mask and turned on your camera. "hey guys! long time no see," you said, your voice soft and pure making the comments go wild again.
"sorry for being away, i had stuff to do. anyways, now that i'm here, what do you guys wanna do?" you asked sweetly while reading some of the comments.
-in the boys dorm-
"should we get inumaki-senpai?" itadori asked, fumbling with his phone in his hand. fushiguro sweat dropped. does inumaki-senpai even watch such things?
"he watches her lives?" the raven haired boy said in a surprise and uncertain tone. itadori let out a laugh. "of course he does! he watches some of her lives with me a few times." fushiguro once again sweat dropped at his answer.
as for the said boy, inumaki, he was currently on his way to your room. well, as you can see, this boy has a huge crush on you and being a guy who only speaks onigiri ingredients who speaks little words, it's a bit difficult for him to talk to you.
"nghh ahh~"
inumaki's hand froze, a few centimetres before knocking your door. he was positive that sounded more like a moan than a yelp or whatever. and it was coming directly from your room.
his cheeks flushed at the thought of what you were doing inside. were you thinking of him? were you wishing that your fingers was his instead?
instead of walking away, he went to the window beside the door. he wasn't being a creep, he was just, curious. and oh how he thanked the heavens for as the curtains were slightly apart, letting him see half of you upper body. with just that, his mind was racing with thoughts.
your masked face was tilted back against the chair. your hands reaching something at the bottom, which he already guested what it was you were doing.
that was until your face tilted to side, to where the window was. your eyes went wide as you saw a boy standing outside, his eyes on you. you quickly stumbled out of your chair and hurriedly apologized to your viewers and end the live.
inumaki was stunned. like, really stunned. he saw your mask that c/n usually wore during her lives. could you really be c/n whom he watches through the tiny screen of his phone with itadori? that couldn't be, right?
"you! the fuck are you doing?!" you whispered yelled at him. inumaki bowed low, apologizing multiple times in his onigiri language. you expression softened at the sight of him.
"i'm guessing you saw me in my mask, please don't tell anyone about this, especially gojo sensei," you said begged. inumaki nodded, walking over to you.
he looked into your eyes. those eyes which he got lost everytime you two made eye contact. he unzipped the collar that was covering his mouth, making you take a step back. you knew what his cursed speech can do and you were surprised that it was actually cool and deadly asf.
"s-senpai, what're you doing?" you trembled beneath him. the gap between you both were just legit millimetres away. his eyes were covered with clouds of want and need. his heart skipped a beat at your scared and innocent face.
inumaki then proceeds to close the gap between you. you hesitated at first but proceed to do the same. he pushed you inside your room, closing the door behind him. your hands found themselves at his chest, gripping his shirt while moaning into the kiss.
you both let go as you were in need of oxygen. you pushed him, making him fall onto his back against your bed. you untied the rope of your robe and letting them fall to the floor.
the boy's breath hitched as he took in your figure. he can't believe it. never in his wildest dreams he'll get laid by his crush who's he supposed to confess to first.
"senpai," you called, crawling over to him across the bed. you sat on his hips, already feeling his clothed dick throbbing against your thigh. "you're already hard," your voice ever so sweet as honey to his ears.
you rolled your hips against his with a moan leaving your lips. inumaki tilted his head back into the pillows as his hands grabbed your sides, letting out a soft grunt in pleasure. you helped him out of his shirt and pants. your eyes widened at his beautifully built self.
"toge-senpai," you moaned, grinding your hips against his again. "i'm gonna make you feel so good," you huffed, sinking onto his dick that's slowly stretching you apart.
"f-fuck," you moaned, head tilting back. inumaki liked seeing you being on top of him. better yet, he likes seeing your breasts bounce as you started to ride him.
you being on top didn't last long. inumaki flipped you over, your back against the bed and him hovering over you. "t-tuna," he stammered, cheeks flushed and heavy sighing. you smiled gently at him and kissed him on the lips.
"i like you too, senpai," you giggled as inumaki attacked your neck with dark blue and purple marks, marking you as his and his only.
-bonus! next day-
"woah! is your neck okay, y/n?" nobara asked, pointing to the dark bruises on your neck. "oh, uh yeah i'm okay, i must've hit something in my sleep," you laughed nervously, covering your neck.
the second years who were passing by overheard you guys conversation. "of course she has bruises on her neck, inumaki here went feral last night!" maki-senpai laughed. the first years looked at you with wide eyes as you became a blushing mess. "tuna mayo," inumaki said softly, his cheeks burning up in embarrassment.
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BESTIEEEEE 💕 ALL MY ANGSTUSSY FOR YOU. Thank you 💓
I'll do this for Ombracchio.
10. Since he's trying to reduce the amount of drinking, Abbacchio has started smoking more and more. Ombra hates it. He also tends to get a bit passive-aggressive when something is bothering him. My boy has the communication skills of an emotionally neglected toddler.
11. When Ombra drinks a bit too much and becomes flirty. Even if she don't go overboard with it he gets really possessive and mad. So she does it more on purpose 🙃
12. They are insecure about the fact that Ombra is highly educated and smart. Abbacchio is afraid that he might not be able to entertain her with interesting conversations. Especially when she chats with Fugo or Giorno - who, in spite of never finishing school, reads a lot and is quite intelligent and knowledgeable - he becomes a bit grumpy. He's afraid that she might get bored of him.
13. ALL THE TIME. Ombra feels super insecure because Abbacchio works out a lot, he's buff and tall dark and handsome, and can be very charming. She is conventionally attractive and in shape as well, but she doesn't feel like she's hot enough for him. Abbacchio, on the other hand, gets extremely possessive around other men, which annoys Ombra a lot. She's always had a lot of guy friends and doesn't like feeling restricted in a relationship.
14. They both resort to alcohol as a coping mechanism. Which is something they bond over in the beginning. They are also both stubborn and stoic: communication can be quite a problem for this couple.
41. Self-deprecating, aggressive, former cop insecure.
48. He doesn't tell when there's something wrong, gets passive aggressive and then, all of a sudden, starts spitting venom, leaving Ombra hurt and confused.
50. It all started with a drunken kiss. Things got heated quite quickly, but Ombra changed her mind last minute, due to her own insecurities relating to sex and the fact that she took Abbacchio's aggressiveness for him just wanting to use her. The poor man had been waiting for the moment for weeks. They were mutually pining for one another, but Ombra's insecurities made her think that he was only interested in sex. Abbacchio's insecurities, on the other hand, made him think that she just wasn't interested.
They decided to forget all about it. Of course, no communication whatsoever happened for weeks. Until they got drunk again and Ombra brought up the subject.
"You only want to f*ck me cause you think I'm freaky or whatever."
"Is that what you think of me?"
They fought for what seemed like hours, then made up and decided to take things slowly.
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ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ. | ᴋᴇɪɢᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴀᴍɪ (prohero!fem! reader)
Warnings: smut
[A/N]: I had a dream about this last night oml. think like- 2013 night club vibes. I'm also giving you a quirk.
Quirk: Bunny
[C L U B T E A S E]
The night life of a pro-hero was a beautiful one. The exclusive club used to house the many parties held was in downtown Japan. The tallest building, on the highest floor. You personally opted to go on your day off. Normally you could catch many heroes in their hero outfits, but you liked to get dressed and actually look presentable.
At about 18:00, you began your lengthy process of getting ready. Beginning with curling your hair, then moving to cosmetics which were a pretty big deal. A nice eye look to match your dress, which was skin tight and silver. It sounds cheap; but the dress was the most expensive clothing item you owned. Pairing it with simple earrings and a pair of black-strap heels, you were set for the party that was starting at around 21:00.
Throwing on a large, white and puffy jacket, you checked yourself in the mirror. "No, black would look better." You then changed, now smoothing your dress and exciting the front door to your penthouse. The elevator ride was a long one, nervous as usual. Many male pro-hero's would be there, naturally making the energy a little tense. Stepping from the elevator, you walked out to the limo that had been pre-ordered for tonight.
Many of the paparazzi were already outside, taking shot after shot of you getting into the car. The air felt thick and you entered it. "Hello, Miss (H/N). How are you on this fine evening?" Your shofar asked, adjusting the mirror and beginning to go forward. "Oh, just fine." You responded; eyes locked outside the window. Your gut was wrenching, no matter how many parties you went to, the same feeling creeped over your shoulder each time.
Upon arrival of the very large building, the limo was parked outside of many velvet ropes. An array of guards were standing outside, blocking any exit there could have been. You thanked the driver, stepping out and into the cool night air. As you did so, the guards looked over to you, watching you walk through each velvet rope to their location. The guard at the main entrance smiled, letting you past and into the buildings lobby. Eyes were locked onto you, as they were everytime. People asking for autographs and greeting you; but all you wanted was to get to the top floor.
Once more you stepped into an elevator, pressing the very last button and prepping yourself for the long ride. Just as the doors closed, though, a large hand stuck through the middle of the two large metal blocks. You questioned it, until a certain pro-hero who had been climbing the charts walked in. "(H/N)! Glad I caught ya! I need up to the top floor." He entered the room, towering over you a little bit. "Lucky for you, Hawks, I'm going there too." You responded, eyes nervously finding your hands- which were fumbling.
The ride was silent for the most part, but like Hawks, he couldn't be completely quiet. "You look nice," He scratched the back of his neck, tilting his head a bit. Your blush was evident, also by the fact your leg began hopping. Unlike Mirko, your quirk wasn't strength based; it was reflex based, meaning you were toned down to the muscle. Hawks noticed this, a light smirk playing on his lips. Finally, the doors opened. "See you later, little birdy." He spoke, walking out into the greeting of the party. You followed.
"(H/N)!" A voice grumbled far above you. Turning around, you were welcomed into the warm presence of Fatgum and his interns: Suneater and Red Riot. Red Riot smiled, shaking your hand. Suneater only nervously turned around. You tilted your head in sympathy, then looked back up. "Hey Fatgum. What's up?" You asked, him following you to the bar as you moved smoothly through the crowd.
"Well I was wondering- I have this friend, and he needs someone to dance with. Would you be willing to help him out?" He proposed, paying for your drink over the bar. You thought for a moment, kicking back a shot and removing your coat. Many men had their gaze trapped on you. The quirk you had gave you large legs; also affecting your glutes. "Yeah, sure." Fatgum smiled watching you turn around, signaling someone over. "Yeah, can I get a martini? Make it dry, please." The bar tender nodded, then money for the exact price of the drink shot over the counter. Turning back, Hawks was standing with Fatgum. Your eyes widened a little, realizing he had meant, by his friend- the winged pro-hero.
"Don't worry. I'll pick up the tab. Wanna dance chickadee?" He asked, that same smirk as earlier meeting your gaze. You nodded, him taking your hand and softly leading you over to the dance floor. (Song: Smack That - Akon) Hawks wore his wings out nearly protectively over you as you both met the floor. You took a liking to the song decently quickly; finding yourself dancing wildly to it. You had the attention of most men in the club as your ass shook to the beat. Unknowing of this, Hawks pulled his wings over your ass and covered it from other men's gaze.
You, however, had your eyes closed. The feeling was lucid almost, barely buzzed at all. You enjoyed the flashing lights of the dance floor partnered with the bass of the song playing loudly though the speakers. The song switched (The Way I Are - Timbaland), Hawks now wrapping his hands around your waist loosely. You're almost sure this isn't what Fatgum meant by 'dancing', but his hands were so warm, touch so inviting as you both danced lewdly on each other.
The stares weren't as heavy as before, Hawks making slit eyes at each male who would attempt to catch your gaze. "Hawks?" You asked, turning around, hips still rocking to the beat. He looked down to you, delighted to see your face. Fatgum hadn't asked you by chance for him to dance with you, he had set it up well aware you all were friends. "Yeah?" He asked, smiling (Candy Shop - 50 Cent). You smiled at the change of the song, seductive eyes batting up to the avain male.
"Would you wanna take this somewhere else?" You asked, pushing your chest comfortably up to his. He was taken aback by your question, thinking you would at least want an emotional connection before doing anything beyond hot and heavy dancing. "You bet that fat ass, bunny." He spoke into your ear, wings still protectively over you. Goosebumps fled your skin. "You can call me Keigo, by the way." He smiled. "Call me (F/N)." Silencing, you dragged his hand back and away from the dance floor.
No one questioned you all as the music faded behind you, becoming muffled in the distance. You stopped at what you knew were the happening VIP spots. "Do you own a room?" You asked, pushing yourself against the wall. Nervously Keigo nodded, pulling keys from his pocket. It was his turn to lead you this time, taking you to the farthest back room there was. These were known as 'sober rooms', made by commission for heroes to sober up in. They had a couch, fireplace, and a small bar set up for luxury- at least in Keigo's.
As you walked in, his hand on the small of your back, he could feel the heat your body had been radiating. "I've never brought anyone back here before. Do you want a drink?" He asked, already pouring himself a whiskey. You sat down on the very large, nearly conversation pit sized couch. "Yeah, do you have any coconut rum?" He lifted a brow, "Yeah, weirdo." He chuckled a bit, pouring the drink and walking over to you. His outfit was nice. Tight red shirt, black suit, extremely nice dress shoes with matching black socks.
As he sat down, you pushed off your heels and turned to him, looking innocently with large eyes. Although, he knew you were far from innocent. The music which was once flooding your ears, was now a meek hum in the background. Keigo leaned down, wrapping his arm around your shoulders- then pressing you into a kiss. He tasted like whiskey and mint, cologne flooding your nose and countering the taste of his lips.
His kisses were sloppy, untamed as they moved from your lips down to your neck and chest. You weren't drunk, but you could get that way off of his touch. His hands softly trailed over your entire figure, leading to your ass. He held a hefty grip onto it, pulling you seamlessly into his lap. Like you weighed nothing.
"Keigo, oh my fucking god.." You moaned, hands looping into his golden locks. You could feel his hard cock pressed up against your think panties. Your thighs straddled him thickly, engulfing his own. He liked it, hands not being able to leave your ass and thighs for even a moment. "Birdy, do you know how fat that ass is? What I'd do to make it all mine." He gawked, pressing his cock up to you.
"Do it." You almost whispered back, pushing yourself up and lying on your back. Keigo came between your legs, trailing sloppy and wet kisses up your inner thigh. You could nearly feel his hot breath on your cunt, so sensitive and ready to be touched by him. “Keigo, please don’t tease me.” You softly begged, watching as his slit eyes come to meet your own wide orbs. “’nt worry, Keigo’s gotcha..” He cooed, sweetly as possible. He then sat back up, adjusting his wingspan. You watched as the beautiful shade of red feathered outward, almost in a mating dance. He chuckled at you in awe, taking that moment to remove his pants. Soon your eyes would trail back down, seeing as he had removed his underwear too. “Your turn, baby.”
He took his time while taking off your panties, etching them seductively over your freshly shaven legs. Your hips pushed forward, almost begging for contact, drawing a low hum from the bird man. All he wanted was to take you in that moment. His wings fluttered happily seeing your wet cunt, knowing all it took was him teasing you to get there. “You have such a pretty pussy.” He leaned down, pulling you hips up and closer to him. Watching each move he made was interesting. He did nothing uncalculated, everything had a reason.
You shivered at the contact of his spit-soaked hand with your already wet cunt. He rubbed his fingers skillfully around, building you up. Your moans were lewd, long, and loud through the room. He didn’t seem to mind as he tore away the contact, Replacing his fingers with his cock tip. “Ready?” You nodded, still pushing your hips up. Keigo chuckled at your desperate attempts, holding you hips and pressing his cock into you. You whined, the girth stretching you out so well. Your legs automatic response was to lock around his waist. “K-Keigo-” He shushed you, palating his fingers into your tongue.
Watching as he started to thrust in and out, his face contorting in pleasure; his cock twitching inside of you. His moans were like a sweet song, spilling at each thrust. You felt his cold rings meet your leg, pulling your leg above his shoulder to hit deeper, kissing your sweet spot with each thrust. He knew what he was doing, too, making sure you could hear every single moan that spilled from his lips, which were pink and swollen. “Yeah, you like my big fat cock? Say you like it, tell me how much you like this pro-hero cock.”
“Oh Kei, it feels so good- please, don’t quit.” You begged, fingernails scraping up his previously unmarked skin. He made sure to mark you back, too. Leaving purple marks up your chest, stopping just at your neck. You could feel it, the coil that had been in the works from the moment he pushed himself inside you. Your legs began to shake, Keigo feeling himself starting to twitch inside of you. There were no words, only incoherent moans that overflowed from the both of you. Your orgasms hit at the same time, your hands gripping into his shoulder blades desperately. His hands dug into the sofa, nearly breaking the material.
“Kei, holy fuck, you’re so good!” You praised, throwing your head back in euphoria. When you both finished, the only thing to be heard was the panting breaths of the two of you. He collapsed finally overtop of you, nuzziling into your neck. You began to pet his hair, letting both of you breath out the intense feeling that had just gripped onto your body. “Fuck, baby, if I would have known you’d be that good, I would have asked you to dance myself.”
#takami keigo smut#hawks x you#hawks smut#hawks x reader#pro hero au#onenightstand#takami keigo x reader
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Can I PLEASE request some Viktor Licht fluff!! I'm completely obsessed with this little weirdo and cannot get enough 💕 I loved your kissing headcanon's btw
You 100% can! I've been wanting someone to request for a month now. Tysm Nonnie!!
And I'm glad you enjoyed them! Also, I had no idea what to do for a plot, so I decided to do this again seeing as how I had a lot of fun with Joker's.
VIKTOR LICHT FLUFF ALPHABET
A- Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)
He definitely admires that you don't judge him for anything. You completely understand that he's devoted to his mission (and you of course, but you didn't hear that from me) and you understand why he does what he does, and he absolutely adores it.
B- Baby (Do they want a family? Why or why not?)
In truth, I don't think he thinks about having a family much. He most definitely wouldn't mind having one in the long run (especially with you), but you'd have to be the one to bring it up.
C- Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)
Viktor loves spooning. By the time he goes to bed, you're usually asleep, so he crashes into bed next to you and pulls your back to his chest and he just sort of curling you because he's that tall. It's quite comfortable for the both of you.
D- Dates (What are dates with them like?)
It takes Viktor awhile to get used to the idea of dates. His idea of a date was just two people spending time together. So for awhile, you two just sat in his office while he worked. Then he did some research (watched some romance movies with maki and iris; he r e a l l y liked The Proposal) and decided to take you out on a proper date.
This being said, dates with Viktor are usually a spur of the moment thing and happen when you both have time, but they almost always open you up to a new experience and they're always fun. Sometimes you do something crazy like going to a casino for no reason and sometimes you do something peaceful like just walking around the city and sight-seeing and window shopping and all that cool jazz.
E- Everything (You are my ___; e.g. my life, my world)
"You are my reason for everything. You remind me everyday why I do what I do. Thank you."
F- Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)
It was just after Company 8 finished an Infernal. You had slipped away from the rest of the group and Viktor, being the curious boi he is, went after you. He found you comforting a crying child.
It turns out that the kid's parent had been the one to turn Infernal, and you refused to leave their side until they we laughing and smiling again.
Something about that made his heart melt.
He had no idea what was going on and later googled his symptoms (after consulting any sort of reliable medical book/website he could find) and nearly had a heart attack when he found out what it was.
G- Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how so?)
Viktor isn't really a rough man. It's just his nature (I want to make fun of him for being a pacifist, but I can't because I'm one D:<).
Anyways, he isn't overly gentle with you either. He knows that you're more than capable of handling certain things by yourself and he's happy to let you do those things, but if he sees you struggling, he won't hesitate to help you out.
H- Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)
He's very fond of linking pinkies. He's not a fan of PDA, but that doesn't make him uncomfortable and he likes holding you in some way. Though if he gets jealous, he wraps an arm around your waist (more on that later though).
I- Impression (What was their first impression?)
Well, since you are a part of the Fire Force (sorry to just assign you a role like this) he naturally thought you were a bit reckless, running into fires like that, but he can't really judge since he kinda did the same thing.
J- Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)
Oh, he does. He's much better at hiding it than Joker. Licht is very rarely intimidating, and the man cannot glare to save his life. A telltale sign that he's jealous is that he gets more affectionate in front of others. He'll wrap his arm around your waist and pull your back into his chest while resting his chin on the top of your head.
K- Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)
Even though they're an expression of friendship, he adores eskimo kisses (when he can bend down to your height) or he likes gently kissing the top of your forehead.
Even though kisses with Licht are usually short-lived, they always communicate how much you mean to him and the words that he so often can't find to say himself.
You 100% had to initiate the first kiss. He was staying up late to work on something and you had to go to sleep or else you'd pass out on the floor so in your tired stupor you gave him a quick good-night peck to the lips.
He did not get any work done the rest of the night.
L- Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)
Surprisingly??? Viktor.
Just before he goes to the Haijima lab with Shinra (i'm waiting on the dub, but i sWEAR IF THEY KILL HIM-), you run up to him and kiss him.
"I swear to Sol, Licht, if you die there, I'm gonna kill you. I love you too much to loose you."
Shinra probably had to slap him cause Viktor.exe had crashed.
M- Memory (What’s their favorite memory together?)
You and him were watching the Sound of Music, and you, being a dork, pulled him to his feet and started dancing around the room with him. Both of you fell back on your bed, laughing like a couple of idiots.
N- Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)
Sometimes. He buys you stuff a lot, and sometimes if he's out in town and he sees something he knows that you'd like, he'll 100% get it for you. He loves seeing you happy and he's more than willing to spare a dollar or two to see you smile.
O- Orange (What color reminds them of their other half?)
Red. The first time you two had a proper conversation, you had accidentally cut your finger while cutting up something for dinner. He offered to help you after he saw you cursing yourself and wrapping your injured finger in a bandage.
P- Pet Names (What pet names do they use?)
I feel like Viktor isn't big on pet names but he sometimes calls you 'love'.
Q- Quaint (What is their favorite non-modern thing?)
Okay so, this is gonna sound weird, but he has a genuine fountain pen that belonged to some famous writer. He's quite proud of it.
R- Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)
He loves to work on rainy days. He loves it if you sit there and watch him or if you sit in his lap. If you manage to drag him away, he'll do anything with you. Sometimes, just for the heck of it, he takes you outside and you two just walk around with an umbrella shielding you from becoming drenched.
S- Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)
Viktor just stirs his problems into coffee. He has no idea how to solve his own problems, so he has no idea what he's doing if he comforts you. He usually just lets you cry and rant and scream until you feel better. He'll hold you in his lap if you want. He has no idea what to do, please help him.
T- Talking (What do they like to talk about?)
Viktor will gladly talk about his research or if you manage to get him to watch something with you, he'll geek out about that with you. It's so cute watching him freak out about the ending to Rogue One, it isn't even funny.
U- Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)
A nice, hot cup of coffee or tea and you
V- Vaunt (What do they like to show off?)
His fountain pen, you, sometimes his research
W- Wedding (Where, when, and how do they propose?)
It takes him awhile to even consider marriage. Honestly? It takes him long enough that you propose!
It was on a leap day, since that's traditionally the day a woman can propose, you had a nice ring in your back pocket. You tried seven times in one day to propose, but every time you got ready to pop the question, something would come along and you had to wait a minute.
Eventually you just got fed up with going through reports so you asked Licht then. He thought you were kidding when he said yes, but then you chucked a box and his head and he'd never been more happy for a mix-up in his life.
X- Xylophone (What’s their song?)
I know it doesn't ask for a relationship song, but the only song coming to mind right now is The Reason by Hoobastank.
Y- Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)
As I said before, he doesn't really think about it until after you get engaged. After that though, he admires the ring with a smile as he counts down the days until you're married.
Z- Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)
Well, animals are uncommon, but once Vulcan showed him a picture of a gerbil. He has no idea what it is, but he wants one.
okay! that's it! i hope you enjoy it Nonnie!
#fire force#fire brigade of flames#fire force headcanons#fire force fanfiction#fire force x reader#viktor licht#viktor licht x reader#viktor licht fluff
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Lemon Drop Café
Welcome to the Lemon Drop Café! My name is Eunha, I'm the owner of this place. It's a blessing to have you visit my café, what would you like to order?
Inside the Lemon Drop Café
In this café we offer a variety of different food and drinks! Don't be fooled by the name of the shop, we sell all kinds of food and beverages here. We even have a special delivery service for everyone!
T H E B A S I C S
-> This is in no way affiliated with the Idol I potray to be. I am not claiming to be her nor do I say this is how she acts in real life. Everything here is purely fictional and is all for your entertainment only!
-> As of now, the café is only open for chatbots and chatbots only.
-> This is mostly a delivery service chatbot meaning there will be no plots introduced, yet!
-> A schedule is included in this post that says the days I accept reservations, delivery requests, and answer asks.
-> Daily positivity posts and health reminders will be posted!
-> I will sometimes pop in people's dms to drop of treats from me! I'll try my best to send everyone at least one treat so you all will hopefully get a smile out of it ^-^
-> A bulletin board will be posted every once in a while. What is this for? Well, it will act as a chatbot news for everyone. For example, person #1 and person #2 are now engaged! Let us congratulate the soon to be married couple. If you have any new information or news to share, feel free to message me and I will post about it!
-> This bulletin board will also act as a spread of awareness to everyone. Not only to Korean entertainment related news, but to the many things that are happening around the globe. (example is BLM petitions and such)
R E S E R V A T I O N S
-> Reservations are basically you reserving for a table at the café. This is a perfect way to have a nice date with your partner, hang out with your friends and bond with your family!
-> If you don't have anyone to go with, you can still reserve a table! Only difference is, I will be there to keep you company as I serve you your food or drinks. I can even maybe teach you the ways of the kitchen, if you're lucky enough.
-> Once your reservation has been accepted, a GC will be made and you along with the person/s you are bringing will be invited.
-> Be patient with Eunha as she can get very busy making orders and accepting reservations.
-> More details will be said once you have been invited to the GC.
HOW TO RESERVE A TABLE
-> You can send me a message (or an ask if that's what you prefer) saying you would like to book a table, please include how many people you will be coming with.
Example:
“Hello! I would like to reserve a table for 3 people thank you 😊❤”
-> Shortly after your request has been accepted, you will be made a GC.
-> A menu listing all the available food and beverages we have will be given to you (and the people you are with)
-> Do tell me when you are finished eating so I can hand you your bill and delete the GC.
D E L I V E R I E S
-> For deliveries, we have a lot of methods for you to choose from!
— Asks [💭]
> The ask delivery can only be used as a letter service. Meaning, I will send an ask to the person whom you want to send a letter to. You don't have to write a long paragraph for this. It can simply be a short “Good Morning!” or “How is your day today?”
— Submissions [💌]
> Submission deliveries are like asks but gifts included in them. Example is person #1 saying “Have a good day!” to person #2 with a lemon pie and a bouquet of sunflowers as a gift.
— DMs [📩]
> This is pretty much self explanatory as a lot of other bots have done this as well. I call this Private Deliveries. Private deliveries are like submission deliveries but are sent through dms. [TW//NSFW] This is the most recommended option if you were to send lingerie for your s/o, give them a new toy, etc.
— Post [📌]
> Deliveries through posts are the most common way to send someone something. It's more like the DM method but it's public. No further explanations needed.
-> We don't only offer food as gifts, you can pretty much send anyone anything! Just make sure it's not as complicated as; A caramel macchiato, three pumps of pumpkin spice, slight whip cream, a chocolate drizzle, and a cherry on top. Don't be those type of people.
HOW TO REQUEST FOR A DELIVERY
-> Send me an ask or a message that includes the listed below.
1.) The @ of the person/s you are giving the gift to.
2.) Whether you would want to be tagged or want to stay anonymous.
3.) Send the letter/gifts you want to give to that said person/s. If you don't have any pictures or gifs of the gift, it's okay! I will look for the pictures/gifs for you.
-> Before I send something, I will send screenshots of the post for confirmation that everything is correct.
-> Please do be patient when I don't complete your delivery as soon as possible. Admin is very busy but will be sure to go on with your request one she is free.
A D V I C E
-> Do you need ever need advice but don't know who uou should ask? Lucky for you, I'm here to give that needed advice! It can differ from life tips, health tips, relationship talks, pretty much anything!
-> All you have to do is send an ask or a message and i'll give the best advice I can give!
-> !!! : I am not saying that the advice I will give will 100% work. I will try and understand your situation and give you the best I can give. Please note that there is no guarantee that it'll work.
A D V I C E —S L I D E T W O—
-> This is for all the love birds out there!!
-> If you have a certain person that you like and want to ask them out on a date but have no idea where to go, I can give you some possible locations that will fit both you and person #2
-> Following what was said above, if you're going on a date and plan on confessing there, you can also ask me for tips on how you can confess!
-> For the long term couples here, if any one of you plan on proposing, I can help you set up and plan things.
-> If you're planning a wedding but don't know where to start, you can also hire me as your wedding planner! Since most weddings are held in discord now, I can help with setting up the server, thinking of themes, and overall the aesthetic of your special day.
-> I will make sure all parties are satisfied with the final product and have smiles on their faces once they see it.
-> All in all, I pretty much help with anything. Heck, you can even hire me as your babysitter! I'll make sure the child/children will have the time of their lives with me ^-^
-> All you have to do is hit me up in my dms or send an ask! Simple as that.
B U L L E T I N B O A R D
-> The bulletin board is one of the most important things I have included here.
-> It will include not only the latest chatbot news and K entertainment news but also news outside of the K-media!
-> I will post about the many things that have been happening recently. Those who have not been given justice yet, the brutality of the police, etc! There are a lot of topics that need to be covered, but not have been given enough light yet. My main goal for this is to bring peoples' attention to these so more people will be aware of the wrong doings others are doing to innocent lives.
-> As I respect everyone, I will be putting trigger warnings whenever I post so people will proceed with caution when they see the warnings.
-> If you don't want to be tagged, please do let me know! I don't want to post a sensitive topic and have some people frowning in front of their screens because of it triggering them. Send me an ask or a message and i'll take you off my taglist ^-^
-> Same goes for those who want to be tagged. Send me an ask or message anytime you like! Or even just reblog my post saying you want to be tagged in future posts :)
GOT ANY NEWS YOU WANT TO SHARE?
-> Send me a dm/an ask! From chatbot related news to petitions people can sign, anything you want! You can even send a submission if that is what you prefer doing.
E U N ' S S C H E D U L E
M O N D A Y : [Answering Asks, taking reservations, replying to dms, sending gifts]
T U E S D A Y : [Taking reservations, replying to dms]
W E D N E S D A Y : [ASK ONLY DAY!]
T H U R S D A Y : [Taking reservations, sending gifts]
F R I D A Y : [FREE DAY]
S A T U R D A Y : [ALL WORK DAY]
S U N D A Y : [ALL WORK DAY]
ALL WORK DAY – are days that I accept anything and everything from everyone. Meaning, everything is open and available (Reservations, advice giving, etc.)
FREE DAY – is a day where I only respond to important dms and reblog posts.
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-> My asks aren't only open for requests and stuff, they are always open for anything!
-> I'm mostly active during the afternoon because I do work in the morning and at night.
-> Don't be afraid to message Eunha! She's always open and happy to make friends ^-^
-> My timezone is KST! (Korean Standard Time)
-> I will sometimes post “Inside Eun's Life” posts which are basically what and how I'm doing.
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Dangerous Betrayal | TVD/TO
The Vampire Diaries & The Originals
AU Story
𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 | 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓
𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙵𝙸𝚅𝙴!
• E S M E •
"Please, just make it stop!" The princess yelled in agony as she held her head. All the memories rushing through her mind, all the pain, all the hurt, everything bad she had done in her life ran through her head. But it was intensified by a trillion, this was on purpose, they wanted her in be pain.
Adara and Eila laughed manically, "Oh poor little baby, is something wrong?" Adara baby talked, chuckling in between. The princess yelled out, closing her eyes, trying to fight it, but she can't, she couldn't. The girl was consumed with guilt, making her walls around her mind tremble, they were weak, ready to fall down at the slightest of touch.
She had been tortured for years and years, after her mother banished her from the Void, they had sent her to Heaven. Her parents left her there as they hadn't finished their final punishment for their youngest daughter and child for her crimes. Until then, she would be tortured, just for laughs, just for entertainment.
"You know, for the Goddess of All Creation, you are weaker then I thought you would b-"
"Esme!" The Gilbert broke out of her thoughts, she fell into her head and she looked at the mirror in a weird angle, making her eyes shine like a golden-yellow. Making her the olden days, the years that started all of this. "Esme come on, we're gonna be late!" Elena shouted once more, the two, had school, as always, and were back into cheerleading, the younger twin seemed more willing to go then the oldest. But it made sense, things were different now.
Esme grabbed her bag and water,"Coming!" The middle child yelled, running out of her room and downstairs. "Let's get this show on the road." Esme mumbled under her breath, seeing her sister, not in her cheerleading costume.
• A U T H O R •
As time went on, Elena and Stefan had gotten much closer, dating now, which led to Esme of course threatening him if he didn't anything back to her sister. But all in all, Esme liked Stefan, trying to get close to figure out what he wanted in the end.
But days went by and she had met Damon as well, sensing he was also a vampire. But Jordan also noticed Damon looked at her with some sort of admiration, or maybe some sort of love. She had no idea was this was about, but she would definitely find out soon. As it was all too weird, now that her best friend, Caroline Forbes, was dating this Damon, who was eyeing her.
Right away she didn't exactly like him, he was a cocky and arrogant man who liked to stir up trouble. For instance, when Elena had a little dinner party with Bonnie and Stefan, Caroline and Damon had arrive unannounced, soon the blonde pulled the younger twin downstairs to join the fun. Which was a very awkward introduction between the raven haired and brunette.
It was even more awkward when the oldest Salvatore brother talked about their past live affair. Who was named Katherine, Elena had informed her sister on the love triangle, whilst the two watched and dried dishes when everyone else was in the living room. Then he walked in, and then Elena left the two alone, awkwardly.
During the time, Damon and Esme got to talk a bit, trying to get to know each other, but the girl felt very uncomfortable as Damon had this weird look in his eyes, a softness, with a genuine smile on his face which was rare for him in his case. Luckily, Bonnie had came in to ask if she needed more help, as Esme was taking quite a bit of time in the kitchen.
But that was awhile ago, and now it is the day of the football game. And the girl needed to be on her game for the cheerleaders and her best friends. Though it didn't help with the Tyler and Jeremy fight, and Stefans cover nearly blown with the cut on his hand, with Elena as witness.
• E S M E •
"God guys, I'll be back, I left my jacket and water in the car." Esme rubbed her forehead, Caroline and Bonnie nodded, the Gilbert quickly ran out the field and into the parking lot. The game was to start soon, and if she wasn't present soon the Forbes girl would have her ass. Esme quickly opened up the trunk, grabbing her maroon colored jacket and her big water bottle, that's as surprisingly still cool after being left in the car.
She swiftly turned around, gasping as she was face to face with Damon Salvatore. "You scared me. W-What are you doing here?" The Gilbert questioned, Damon looked over his shoulder quickly, then putting his hand to the side of his mouth,"I'm hiding from Caroline." He whispered. Esme quirked a brow,"And why is that?" She playfully whispered as well.
"I needed a break. She talks more then I can listen." Damon widened his eyes for a second. "That could be a sign." Esme nodded her head, kind of uncomfortable. "Well, she's awfully young".
Esme narrowed her eyes at the Salvatore,"Not much younger than you are." She responded back, Damon chuckled a bit. "I don't see it going anywhere in the bigger picture. I think she's drive me crazy." Damon spoke, Esme rose her brows and tilted her head a bit. "Caroline does have some really annoying traits, but we've been best friend since the first grade and that means something to me." The Gilbert defensively spoke, sternness in her manner.
The girl watched as something switched in the raven haired man,"Duly noted. I'm sorry if I make you uncomfortable. That's not my intention." Damon talked in the soothing voice, as if he was trying to persuade her. But the girl didn't fall for it, Damon was already on her bad side,"Yes, it is. Otherwise you wouldn't put an alternate meaning behind everything you say."
Damon smiled, shaking his head,"You're right. I do have other intentions, but so do you." Esme folded her arms across chest,"Really?" She questioned, wanting to see where he was going with this. Damon hummed as a response,"I seem 'em. You want me." Esme scoffed, feeling offended,"Excuse me?"
"I get to you. You find yourself drawn to me. You think about me when you don't want to think about me. I bet you even dreamed about me." Damon looked straight into Esme's eyes, the girl immediately knew what he was trying to do. "Compulsion." The voice in the back of her head reappeared for her once again. The girl was confused, what was this little voice, and most importantly, what the hell was Damon trying to play at here.
She snapped back into reality when she heard his voice once again speak,"And right now.. You want to kiss me." Esme had this emotionless look on her face, though it was pure anger, Damon smiled as he succeeded or he thought. He slowly leaned in with a smirk, Esme looked at his lip, before her face was painted with a scowl, and without thinking, Esme raised her hand and slapped him hard.
"What the hell?" Esme scoffed, glaring at him,"I don't know what game your trying to play here. Maybe trying to mess with Stefan, I don't know. But I don't want to be a part of it. And I don't know what happened in the past, but let's get one thing straight." Damon was in complete shock, Esme locked eyes with the man, who was holding his cheek,"I am not a pawn." Esme glared once more before tightly holding her water and jacket and walking away.
She didn't even realize what she had just done, she had blown her own cover...
• S T E F A N •
The blonde haired vampire watched as Matt walked away, feeling slightly more happy and comfortable with the complicated situation between him, Elena and Matt, but it was short-lived as he heard someone clapping behind him. He swiftly turned around, to see his older brother leaning against the brick wall.
"Isn't that nice? Stefan joins the team, makes a friend." Damon announced, pure sarcasm out of his tone of voice. "It's all so,'Rah, Rah, Go Team, Yeah'!" Damon raised his arm in a fist bump, clearly mocking his brother. Stefan shook his head, turning his body to leave,"Not tonight. I'm done with you." As he turned he was met face to face with Damon, who used his vampire-speed. Damon tilted his head, "Nice trick with Esme. Let me guess— vervain in her bracket? Necklace or ring maybe?"
Stefan was confused, he never gave the girl any vervain, only Elena. But he made sure to not show any unsureness, as he didn't even know why he couldn't compel her. "I admit, I was a bit surprised. It been a while since anyone could resist my compulsion." Damon lifted his eyes, throwing a innuendo in there. Stefan kept a cold, and stern face, unfazed,"Where'd you get it?" The older brother asked, "Does it matter?" Stefan started to walk away, going around his brother.
"Guess I could just seduce her the old-fashioned way. Or I could just..eat her." Damon cockily spoke, knowing that caught his brothers attention. Stefan stopped, turning around, confidence in his body,"No, you're not gonna hurt her." He slowly walked towards him as Damon turned around to face him.
"No?" Damon arrogantly asked,"Because deep down inside there is a part of you that feels for her. I was worried that you had no humanity left inside of you; that you may have actually become the monster that you pretend to be." Stefan with confidence, knowing he wouldn't hurt her, not if she looks the way she is.
Damon squinted his eyes,"Who's pretending?" Stefan looking him in the eyes,"Then kill me." Damon smiled,"Well I'm— I'm tempted." He looked up, shaking his head as he looked as if he was deciding. "No, you're of. You've had lifetimes to do it, and yet, here I am. I'm still alive. And there you are. You're still haunting me. After one hundred and forty five years. Katherine is dead, and so is Natasha. And you hate me because you love her, and you torture me because you still do. And that, my brother, is your humanity." The two had a tense stare off, but it was quickly interrupted by the annoying douche, Mr. Tanner.
"Salvatore!" The blonde haired man turned around with a stern expression, the teacher walked towards him with open arms,"What the hell? We've got a game to play!" He yelled, frustrated, Damon looked at the teacher with an idea popping in her head. "If that's my humanity..the. What's this?" He gulped, flashing a quick and sarcastic smile towards Stefan.
Then using his vampire-speed to Mr. Tanner, his vampire fad slowly unraveling, his fangs then digging themself into Mr. Tanner's neck. He yelled in pain,"No!" Stefan yelled, seeing as his brother slowly drained the teacher for all he was worth. Then just like that, he was dead, Damon turned around, blood all over his mouth, dripping to his chin, his vampire face still out,"Anyone, any time, any place." Stefan blinked in shock, this was going to be a lot more tougher.
• E S M E •
Dread...that's what filled the Gilbert body as she was in the field with the rest of the cheerleader, practicing. Until that emotion she knew all to well filled her body, it nearly paralyzed her when she felt the sense of death. She could smell it in the air, feel it in her finger tips, taste it on her tongue.
She held her head as a pain rushed through her body, she walked away from the group, though no one noticed, luckily. Then aloud ringing filled her head, making her groan, she opened her eyes, but shut them immediately when the lights hit her. "Fuck!" Jordan clenched her eyes in pain, she then moved further away from her group, feeling a sudden breeze of wind hit her face and body. She opened her eyes as she heard no one, and felt no light on her.
"What in the?" Jordan looked around her new surrounding, seeing she wasn't even on school soil anymore. No, she was in the empty park of Mystic Falls, far away from the school. She then felt a rush of power surge through her veins, Jordan gasped as she lifted up her hands to see scarlet red flares dancing around her hand.
"What's happening to me?"
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