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miutonium · 1 month
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Guys, something bizarre just happened to me.
Since last week I have been away from home because of my job so I have been hopping from hotels to hotels every few weeks and one of the things I anticipated whenever I go to any hotels is the breakfast buffet and today on my last day of my trip I have encountered such a bizarre situation.
The hotel that I choose to lay my mortal body for rejuvenation happens to be situated smack dab in the middle of a touristy city so this hotel possess the same amount of foreigners convening at a UN assembly minus the peace because everyone is apparently energetic and ready to converse at 7 am as if they had an coffee iv drip before going downstairs idk i wish everyone would shut up and eat in peace I am not ready for a conversation.
Throughout my time hotel hopping this week, I have learned that if I want to know how busy and ill prepared a hotel is for a crowd of hungry people, I just have to take a closer look at the omelette station.
In all hotels I have the opportunity to break the fast, this one is by far the busiest I've seen. There were an actual line at the omelette station. Its not the longest I've seen but definitely long in the morning and definitely long for an omelette. I have decided that today is not an omelette day for me.
But this story isn't about me being able to make choices, no no. My coworker, seeing me studying the omelette line with the precise attention of a disappointed asian mother waved at me and pointed me to come to her. As a disappointed asian mother, I of course walked shamelessly through the line, cutting every omelette fans waiting for their eggcellency. My coworker then was like "Omg can you like pick up an omellete for me? I really need to go to the toilet so bad rn" and with a pained uncaffeinated smile I said yes. Just before she ran off, she keep repeating "No onions! No onions!" Like a mantra to shoo away the onion so I keep that in my head, no onions no onions.
I waited and waited until it is my time to be served by the eggscelency, manhandled by an equally uncaffeinated chef. His body is on autopilot I am sure because his hand non-stopped pouring egg mixture and fliping them at the speed of an average uncaffeinated chef. 2 omelettes per minute.
But I broke the egg machine, I asked him "Hey, can I have an omelette with no onions?" No response. "Can I have omelette, no onions?" He looked up to me, brow arched. I assumed he probably dont understand english so I said in my local language.
And responded he did. Not verbally but physically by pouring a ladle FULL OF ONIONS. NO VEGETABLES NO CHEESE, JUST ONIONS ON THE SIZZLING PAN. And he did that without breaking any eye contact. He flipped the onion crusted omellete in one hand without even blinking at all. If I wasn't intimidated, I would be impressed but 7 am is too early for me to be impressed. He then poured the omelette on an empty plate next to me, deliberately avoiding to put the omelette on top of the plate that I have put chilli sauce on.
At any day, I would argue and asked for a redo because WHO THE FUCK eats a ladle worth of onions in their omelette but you know the theme here, 7 am is too early for anything including arguing. As an act of defiance against the egg machine, I poured the onion omelette into another plate. When he said, "maam, you dont need to put the omelette there.", I poured the omelette on my sauced plate,take another omelette that he made while intimidating me and then I poured ANOTHER LADLE of onion on my plate and left.
When I reached my table, my coworker stared at me and then at the onion pile, I stared at her too. When she asked where is her omelette, I tell her, dead in the 7am eyes "sorry I couldnt get the onions off".
I didn't eat my onion crusted and filled omelette in the end, I have plans to seduce a vampire in the afternoon when we plan to visit a cave.
Everyday I contemplated on what kind of person I want to be, what kind of person I would be associated with. Gone are the days where people see me as that Asian chick who liked Professor Utonium a bit too much. Today, fate has settled that my identity for the entirety of my stay will be Onion Girl.
I am Onion Girl.
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miutonium · 1 month
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reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it
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miutonium · 1 month
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i hate that "what do you do when you share a f/o with someone" poll not being made by a self shipper and just being on the apolladay blog where any sort of poll can go. it didn't even break containment, it was made without our space in mind. it seems like bait to me. moreover, and the reason i'm making this post: blocking someone is not negative, mean, or rude. it is a neutral action and we shouldn't assign morality to blocking or curating your own space. if you think someone blocking someone that they don't want to interact with is any of those things, including "weird," then you aren't mature enough to be on tumblr. it is their prerogative whether or not you agree. and anyone who's calling self shippers abnormal, weird, delusional (or my personal beloathed "delulu"), or any other derogatory term, you're similarly immature for being unable to even perceive those who are different from you without stooping to insults and i wish you all the best.
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miutonium · 2 months
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Yea umm ok so it took me 15 years to finally take a look at Akihiko's social link and 1 night to make me believe in Akiham
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miutonium · 2 months
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Im going through my tag rn and it seems that I have neglected ny duty to post the middle Utonium uncovered so here's my CNY gift for my 4 Utonium stans that's still following me:
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Nobody wants to feed me so I whipped an entire 3 course meal for me and 4 Utonium stans in my follower list bone apple teeth-
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miutonium · 2 months
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🎂⭐Birthday Promo!!⭐🎂
I'm Jazzy! A silly little queer self-shipper who draws and deals with the terrors of the world by obsessing over ba.rbie, vintage things, and horror movies 🩷✨ My #1 shawty like a melody F/O is Micha.el A.fton 💜✨
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miutonium · 2 months
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soooooo I decided to finish my screencap edit to fit the occasion of shipping with Trevor for 3 months ? Wow! can’t believe it <3
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miutonium · 2 months
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🐱 (it's just cuz ur art is so good and i see u as like a celebrity) xP
Awww you're so kind thank youuu 🥺👉👈 and omg plsss i swear I am normal I dont think people recognise me a lot here especially the new ppl since I wasnt active with interacting these days _(:3」∠)_
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miutonium · 2 months
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🐹🐹🐹!! >:] - crosshairswife
3 HAMPSTER???!! EACH FOR MY 3 LITTLE FLYING GIRLS?? THANK YOU FOR THE CNY GIFTS 🍊🍊🍊
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miutonium · 2 months
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How Intimidating Am I?
Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
Send 🐯 for very intimidating
Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”
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miutonium · 2 months
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May I humbly request that you draw Professor Utonium and Chloe in their first date outfits? (If you haven't already? They sounded really cute and I would like to see ouo)
Oh I actually want to see it too 😳😳😳
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He went extra and wear all white tux just for dinner lmao please protect this man 😭😭😭
I actually draw something similar to him panicking about his date (although its not really in a white tux like this one but I guess it could work too hhh)
(Also hhh linking the first date ask just incase anyone wants to read how their first date went hgnfnfn)
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miutonium · 2 months
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I stayed up very late reading their fanfics last night and I am on my grocery run rn and I am still reading their fanfics. Its joever for me
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Rewatching P3P social link interaction of the boys with femc and god I am blushing and kicking and giggling while watching the whole interaction of Akihiko and Femc wagsjsgqksuqksjal
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miutonium · 2 months
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Rewatching P3P social link interaction of the boys with femc and god I am blushing and kicking and giggling while watching the whole interaction of Akihiko and Femc wagsjsgqksuqksjal
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miutonium · 2 months
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Ok i swear one last selfship art before I resume my commission works again :3 I want to change her hair up a bit and make her look just as smart as Utonium and oh my god Utonium in a black turtle neck is so 😳😳😳
Also timelapse undercut, this time I did press start during sketching process
People who just wing the color on the go during render instead of doing color blocking is actually crazy like how do you guys even know what color to put?? I need a crumb of your skill plssss 😭😭😭
Im just so excited thinking about painting my commission now hsjdhalaosjsk painting is always so fun for me :3
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miutonium · 2 months
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Each time I open pinterest and look for Utonium I always see my art just staring right back at me on the first page and honesty I'm thinking of uploading just a few of my Utonium art there because the pinterest peeps is malnourished and needing more Utonium content just by looking at the comments on another Utonium art I see hmmmmmmm
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miutonium · 2 months
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what artists dont tell you is that every compliment is actually 100 compliments because they'll go back to re-read it 100 times and it'll make them feel fuzzy all over again every single time
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miutonium · 2 months
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How Intimidating Am I?
Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
Send 🐯 for very intimidating
Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”
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