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masquenoire · 3 months
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[Laptop repairs were successfully carried out, to some extent anyway! The bad news is that the fan needs replacing but the good news is that it's only £6 tops. Bad news again, it's going to be a wanky job due to how the internal system is set up with the heatsink being connected to the fan. But the good news is that the laptop will be fine for the foreseeable future, but more bad news is that the chainsaw noises will happen on and off, so. So there's that.]
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The Robins Meet Lex Luthor
Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Dick: Ugh, you mean bored meeting.
Bruce: Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Dick, standing on his hands at the time: Oh, so put my detective hat on, huh? Ok, this could be fun.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Dick the "need a distraction" signal. Dick jumps up on the long meeting table and yells, "Ok, how many backflips do you think I can do on this table?" And then proceeds to backflip down its length. While everyone is distracted, Bruce manages to swap out the sim card on Lex's phone.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Jason: Do I have to pay attention? Can I bring a book?
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him.  Besides, I may need a distraction.
Jason: Oh, so it's like patrol. Cool.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Jason the "need a distraction" signal. Jason jumps up on the table and proceeds to sing and play air guitar to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run." Bruce is able to drop a tracker into Lex's briefcase.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Tim: Um, ok. Sure. Can I bring my homework?
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him.  Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Tim the "need a distraction" signal. 5 seconds later, the lights in the room all went out. Bruce was able to grab Lex's LuthorCorp key card and swap it with a dummy copy. He signaled to Tim, and the lights came back on. Tim winked.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Steph: I know nothing about all this business stuff, but I'm a fast learner, Boss.
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him.  Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave  the "need a distraction" signal. Stephanie clutched her stomach and feel to the floor screaming. "I think it might be my appendix! I think it burst! My mom's a nurse, so I know these things!"
Bruce grabbed Lex's phone. "I need to call 911, and mine's dead." He managed to get the data he needed and signaled Stephanie.
She stopped yelling and stood up. "Oh wait. Sorry. Think it was just gas. That cheese tray was way too good. Lactose intolerance sucks, amirite?"
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
DAMIAN: Gladly. I'd like to speak with the regional VPs about a few things.
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him.  Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave  the "need a distraction" signal. Damian walked up to Lex and slammed his little fist on the table. "What are you doing about the environmental impact of your drilling in the Andes, Lex? Do you know how it's badly affecting the local wildlife? The environmental impact statements you filed are incomplete. I would also like to discuss..."
Bruce had gotten what he needed and practically had to pry Damian off of Lex. (But he did make a note to have Lucius look into Damian's accusations.)
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Silver Lining 5
Warnings: non/dubcon, speech impediment, bullying and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.
Characters: silverfox!Bucky Barnes
Summary: You have an unpleasant encounter with an older man.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.
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Your phone buzzes as your niece bounces dangerously close to the tree. Your sister's in town with her two kids, but neither her or her husband seem to care much about watching them. Somehow, you're tasked with that and unsure what to do about their endless energy. You envy them truly so you just kind of let them go.
You hear your mother and sister chattering in the kitchen, her husband is in the garage with your stepdad, and as always, you're the odd one out. You slide your phone out and check the ID. It's Bucky, technically your new boss. You notice you've missed a few texts from him. Great. Not a good start. You were supposed to tell everyone at dinner about your new gig.
You answer, watching the kids without much thought, play tug of war over a string of tinsel. You should stop them but it'll just snap anyhow. You clear your throat and put your hand to your cheek, feeling the nervousness warm your skin.
"Hello, Mr. B-Barnes," you eke out.
"Bucky, it's fine," he sounds slightly irritated but you don't think you've heard a different tone from him so far, "you're busy?"
"Well, uh, n-not exactly," you shrug, "j-just family s-stuff."
"Family... so you won't be able to go over the script? I just got your edits."
"U-uh, y-yeah, if you want to, I c-can grab my l-laptop," you offer and turn your back to the room.
"I'd prefer it if we could meet. I'm more of a face-to-face person."
"O-old-fashioned," you comment. You regret that he exhales deeply on the other end. "S-sorry, I o-only meant--"
"You're right. I'm old-fashioned. Not a bad thing," he insists, "so, is it too late? Should we find another time?"
"T-tomorrow?"
"I'm going out of town for the weekend," he huffs, "I really want to have this ready to record when I get back."
"R-right," you chew your thumb, a sudden bawling tears through the air as you spin around and find your nephew stuck under the tree. Oh no! "Oh, sh-shoot."
You cover the microphone as you lower the phone. Your sister rushes in, your mother at her heels as they squeal. You watch helpless as she fishes Casey from under the fir branches, "you were supposed to be watching them," she accuses.
"I-I was?"
"Oh, come on, you know, I barely get a minute to myself and you can't just keep an eye on two kids? Ugh, no job and you can't be bothered just to look," she snarls.
They're not your kids. You flutter your lashes as you fight back tears and that smart remark.
"I actually h-have a c-call from m-my new job," you hold out your phone and wiggle it at her, "I d-don't b-babysit f-for free."
She scoffs and your mom tuts as she shakes her head. They don't even care. No congratulations but they can constantly throw your unemployment in your face. You take a breath and roll your eyes.
"S-sorry, I g-got to go," you turn and drag your feet out of the room.
"Well, she didn't say she had a job," your mother mutters as your sister grumbles back, "about time."
You ignore them as you head upstairs. It's better you let your sister bask in her spotlight. You weren't looking forward to dinner anyhow. Not for anything more than the hunger groaning in your stomach. You put the phone back to your ear.
"A-are you there? S-sorry, I g-got distracted."
"Really, if you're busy--"
"N-no, I n-need to get a-away," you say.
You're silent at the confession. You didn't mean to sound so pathetic. You go down the hall to your room and find a sweater.
"Well, uh, how about we meet at the cafe? Middle ground. You like that place?"
"Up t-to you," you murmur, your voice barely above a whisper.
"You need a ride?" He asks, to your surprise.
You pause as you grip the bright pink wool in your hand, "N-no, I'll f-find my way." You swallow and lay the sweater on your bed, "uh, b-bye."
You hang up before he can respond. You're embarrassed. He probably heard all of that and more. And now you've gone and betrayed your stupid self to him. Of all people. He doesn't need to know you're a complete failure. You hate to accept it but you have to; you need him more than he needs you. So maybe you'll just change the damn thesis after all.
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You get to the coffee shop with snow caked on your hat and in the collar of your coat. You shake it off just outside and enter, your cheeks and nose kissed with the cold. As much as you love the winter, it's a bit much. You let out a brrr as you pull of your mitts and tuck them inside your hat. You hear your name and glance over. It's him, he's beat you there.
You tramp over to him as the snow melts off your boots and you wave, setting your bag in the chair as you unbutton your coat.
"Didn't m-mean t-to take too l-long," you say.
"Hot chocolate shouldn't be that cold," he assures you. You wince and look at the table. Sure enough, there's a second cup.
"O-oh, you d-didn't have t-to--"
"It's fine, not a big deal," he shakes his head.
You nod and hang your coat over the back of the chair and tuck away your mittens and hat in the sleeve. You sit and bring your bag into your lap. You flip up the flap and pull out your laptop, chilly from the walk there. You sense him watching you. You leave your computer shut as you lay it out and reach for the hot chocolate. You give it a taste and hum, thanking him.
"Sounds like a rough day," he comments.
"Y-yeah, b-but you d-don't have to w-worry about it," you assure him, glancing around evasively. When is he going to start being mean?
"You got kids?" He asks.
You have to hold in your laughter. "Sister's k-kids," you explain, "n-not for m-me."
"Ah," he accepts and reaches for his coffee, "right. Makes sense."
You keep your eyes down. You don't want to get too personal. Feels like he's just being polite, likely because he feels bad for you, not about his previous behavior.
"Don't got any either," he leans forward, his thick fingers hugging his cup, "so, your new draft was... great."
"R-really?" You lift your gaze meekly.
"Yeah, yeah, I just have a few notes," he sits back to bend down to the bag at his feet, "thanks for coming so last minute.”
You open your laptop, trying not to show any emotion. It's kind of him but you just don't believe it's anything other than pity.
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Part -1 Part-2 Part-3 Part-4 Part-5
For summary n details check out part-1
Pairing: Obey Me Characters x Mc!
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"You cannot go!!" MAMMON screamed at you for the 20th time this morning.
You decided that you'll visit Lucien and try to negotiate with him or maybe find a way to remove the damned mark by find something in his house. But mammon don't understand shit and don't want you to go.
"Mammon shut up I'm going and no one here can stop me" you said as you dust your dress and headed downstairs.
"Mc i still think you should not go-"
"What you think is none of my damn businesses Lucifer stop interfering "
"I'm going"
"um....y/n can i....can i talk to you for a minute" run hai said in a squeaky high pitched voice.
"No"
" y/n that is not a way to talk to a fellow student" belphegor said seething with anger.
'oh right how dare i talk like that to their fucking toy' you thought to yourself.
".....okay"
Run hai grabbed your arm and took you to her room. Her room ws filled with bright jewels and skin products 'the brothers do spoil her a lot'.
"You bitch are you trying to take my place!! How dare you act like a whore and get a damn noble's eye on you and now you even made 2 pacts!!! Why the fuck are you interfering between me and the brothers!!"
'this bitch' you thought
"Look i don't have time for this i need to go to the damn noble house plus you should know that aren't they your dogs?" You said and got out of the room only to find the brothers in suit dressed up and ready to go.
"Run hai sweety! I have a dress laid out for you get dressed quick were going to Lucien's too" asmo said dressed in pink.
"what the hell why are y'all going?"
"well we need to discuss a-about my o-ocean Lucien w-wanted to buy it a-and i think it'll be good t-to g-get it o-over with" Levi said .
"ugh whatever, Satan you coming with me"
"i can go with you-"
"yes I'm coming"
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"Welcome darling- what the fuck are they here for!!!" Lucien said
"Hello Lucien we're here to discuss things" Satan said smirking.
"um hii! I've heard about you and this mansion looks great would you mind showing me around!?" Run hai said in a pitched voice
"Why is that pest here!!" Lucien said enraged .
"pffft-" 'oh shit not like i could've controlled it '
I looked up to see Lucien softly smiling watching me . Ahem no.
"why did you called me here"
"well why don't we go inside we can talk there" Lucien said grabbing my hand
As we went inside i noticed that he do surely live in a fucking mansion . We reached the dining hall much later than I expected. We finally sat around the table and Lucien sat me at the chair beside him .
"so tell me now why did you called me here"
"well i have a proposal for you darling"
"I'm listening"
"I'll give you anything you desire clothes , jewels , money, unlimited luxury, even 75% of my possessions and in return you'll only have to give me one thing..."
"......and what's that.."
"You"
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[A/N]: *hides behind Thanos* okay i know i was gone for a bit (lot) but i was giving my exams . So sorry for making y'all wait .
Btw run hai is actually based on somebody in my life I'll tell y'all if ya wanna know.
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rowretro · 3 months
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𝕆𝕙 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪
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WARNINGS: Not proof read, none I know of
✧taglist✧:  @nikisdubblchococake @enhypensccstarlight @strawbsj @nikipedia07
✧CHAPTER 3✧
Y/n decided to take the day off of school, given Sunoo’s recent… incident. She was in the luxurious greenhouse, laid on her front, on the floors, a butterfly rested on her forehand. A blue, Ulysses butterfly. Its wings delicate, as it peacefully rested on the soft skin of the girl’s forehand. She smiled, it’s striking blue color. People tend to connect the color blue with a deeper connection. 
The butterfly flew off, joining the other fluttering little creatures. She sat up, mesmerized by nature’s blessing… her late mother’s blessing. Sunoo stepped in a little later. Seeing the girl, smiling up at the beautiful view, a small white butterfly landed on her cheek making her flinch just a little, the flutter of her eyelash made the butterfly detach from her skin. 
The girl turned around hearing footsteps, she stood up as she brushed off whatever dust rested on her skirt. “Y/n… I have to go to Hong Kong for a shoot. It'll take about a month, Jay will be staying here while I’m gone… don’t cause him any trouble ok?” Sunoo warned as the girl pouted.
“I don’t want you to leave…” she said, staring at the ground as the male sighed, patting her head. “I’ll be back before you know it sis… I’m leaving in about 2 hours, I know it’s so soon, but there was a last minute change with the flight.” He explained as the girl sighed. She hugged him goodbye 
The girl groaned loudly as she lay on the floor, seeing Jay lock away her car and motorbike keys. “Rules are rules, tiny. Sunoo told me to ban you from your vehicles for a week for that fight you had with Riki.” Jay explained as the girl whined, getting up. “Only 5 minutes in and I already hate you” the girl pouted as Jay sighed. “Why am I always assigned to babysit?” he mumbled to himself. The girl went to her room, then came out approximately 30 minutes later.
She was dressed in a leather, pleated skirt, and a gray, tee with long flounce sleeves, a small rhinestone heart design in the center, as some pretty lines formed wings around it, her makeup was pretty light, the false manga lashes and her moles being the most prominent parts. “Im going out on a walk.” She simply said, slipping her heels on as Jay frowned. “Well there was nothing about not letting you go out, but it’s dark out so be careful.” He simply said, not wanting to be too controlling.
The girl slipped on her leather jacket and left the building, slipping in her earphones as she took a small walk. She just needed some air. She preferred driving in her car, playing  her favorite spotify playlist, and getting herself a few drinks. But God had different plans for her today. As she walked through the alleyway, a motorbike suddenly skidded past her, hitting the wall.
Gasping, y/n pulled out her earphone and approached the rider cautiously. The girl was going to ask if he was ok, but then she recognized the bike, and that board… the male took his helmet off, groaning. “That Motherfucking wanker” Riki mumbled, as he shook his hair out of his face.
Riki then turned to y/n, mad “ugh, you?!” Riki asked, clearly not that thrilled to see you. The girl rolled her eyes as she was about to walk off only to be stopped by Riki. “Where do you think you’re going?” Riki asked, frowning at her, as she just yanked her wrist away from him. “Nishimura I’m not in the mood to put up with your bullshit.” the girl said, her face void of any emotions, the tension was rising, the 2 glaring at each other.
However, a sudden cry broke their glaring contest. y/n turned to where the sound was coming from, approaching the garbage with caution. When she saw what was inside, she audibly gasped, clearly horrified. Y/n gently picked up the little baby, its eyes barely opening as it cried. Riki frowned, approaching the 2 “awh… were you abandoned by your parents?... or maybe they lost you, don’t worry I’ll find them” the girl cooed as she gently rocked the baby, holding it close to her.
“Don’t promise the poor thing, something like that.” Riki warned as the girl rolled her eyes. “Get lost.” she simply said as she walked off with the baby in her hands. “Oi where are you going?!” Riki asked, jogging after her “Taking the baby to a hospital… it’s so tiny and it was in a trash!” Y/n explained.  The girl walked off before getting stopped by Riki again. “Wait- y/n… Let me come with you.”
✧𝕆𝕙 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪✧
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jungwnies · 1 year
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BOYFRIEND with CHANGBIN
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syn ' changbin as ur boyfriend (a-z) genre ' romance, fluff, a-z headcanon req ' yes
word count ' ~0.7k warning ' none, maybe a little suggestive?
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A » Affection - How affectionate are they?
he's so sweet
literally theee sweetest
he remembers every little thing about you
he reminds you to eat and take care of yourself
he's literally the biggest sleep
he's so affectionate ugh
definitely the most boyfriend material of boyfriend materials
B » Bonding - How often do they bond with you?
very often
he's always cuddling
and always talking
he just loves hearing about you
and he loves getting closer to you
closer than he already is
C » Communication - Do they keep in touch with you when they're away?
he doesn't leave you alone
not that you would want to be left alone
so yes,
he does
D » Date - How often do they set up a dates for you two?
often butttt
they are at home dates
he's the biggest homebody
E » Essential - What is the thing that is important to them?
loyalty and honesty
that's essential for him
G » Gross - What is the thing he hates in your relationship?
he hates that sometimes you reject his advances when it comes to dates that require the house
I » Intercourse - How are they in 6? (yk what I mean by 6)
his dick game goes crazy
that's all i will say
J » Jealousy - How jealous do they get?
very
but he's not toxic
K » Kiss - How good are they at kissing?
okay don't hate me
but he's not that good at kissing
at least in the beginning it was kinda like uhhh
but now it's like ooo
L » Love - How do they show their love to you?
through how he remembers everything about you
and how he takes care of you
he also just says
he loves you
allllll the time
M » Mad - How often do you argue?
not often
he's like... against arguments
yk,,, yellow card... 😭
N » Naughty - How do they deal with you annoying them?
he just sits there and takes it
HE RUNS WITH IT
PROBABLLYYYY ANNOYED U BACK LMFAO
O » Open - How often do they open up to you?
he takes to you about everything all the time
P » Pet names - How are they with pet names?
he just says babe and baby
nothing out of the ordinary
Q » Quiet - does he give you the silent treatment?
no
he refuses
he will try for like 5 minutes
then ultimately fails
R » Ramble - How often do they talk about you to others?
he doesn't stop...
S » Soft - How soft are they to you?
he treats you like the most soft
and most delicate person
to ever
fucking
exist
T » Think - What reminds them of you?
everything
every little fucking thing
U » Unhappy - What makes them break if you break up with them?
the memories
he doesn't forget them
keeps them deeply locked within his heart
literally his only love
he's so broken 😞
V » Vacation - How are they with long distance relationship? (That had nothing to do with the word but I am running out of ideas)
he can't
he can't do it
he needs you
he wants you
HE NEEEDS TO BE WITH U
W » Wholesome - The most sweetest thing they ever did to you?
when ur were sick
and he immediately started taking care of u ???
husband material ong
X » Extra Headcanon
when he took you to his studio because he wanted you on a track
it's giving soundcloud rapper but its okay because we all know he's more talented than that
he just wanted you to open one of his raps LOL
Y » Young and beautiful (how long does it last?)
i want to say forever but
i think it'll last longer than forever
Z » Zzz - How do they sleep with you?
he doesn't let go of you
literally is like.. on top of you
LOL
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Day 5.
40 minutes of an hour's practice just spent on ONE Kreutzer etude. God, this really does feel like high school again, where it took me 40 minutes just to get warmed up.
Sooo, I bought a chamois since I got rid of the chinrest and I think that's helping my shoulder hold. I'm still a little skeptical about whether or not I'm going to keep this setup or capitulate. In the meantime, this new chamois is shedding over EVERYTHING. I'm sure it'll stop eventually. But I think I got some in my mouth somehow ugh.
My right hand is still a mess, but adding a lot more tension to my grip does give me a bit more control. Probably not a good sign; probably a sign that I am going to have to scrap everything and start from first principles with a prosthetic.
I think I'm holding my left thumb too high. Another distorted muscle memory? Trying to lower it when I can remember to check. Just the fact that I'm having trouble at this level makes me feel like I should ditch Elgar and just go back to like, the Suzuki books *shudder*. But at the same time every now and then I get a little glimmer of the old me and I'm like... maaaaaybe this will work? Eventually?
I love that my first instinct is still to go for that soupy portamento shift when I get the chance and it's just... completely out of tune. WHAT EVEN ARE NOTES. WTF am I doing.
ETA: oh. I have a sizable blister developing on my fourth finger now. Hmm. Do I lay off it for a bit or just... keep going?
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woodsfae · 1 year
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Babylon 5 S02E13: Hunter, Prey Table of Contents • previous episode
"Look at that, it's beautiful." - John Sheridan, about the most obvious 90s CGI, completely correctly
Something must be wrong with me, how soothing and endearing I find these graphics to be.
Haven't seen Kosh much lately!
"I can't even imagine the science behind something like this. They must be...a thousand years ahead of us."
And it talks to them in their sleep! I am extremely here for Sheridan trying to crack any part of the mystery that is a species so far advanced from them that their science may as well be magic, and the species themselves, unknowable and unfathomable.
Lots of mysteries for Sheridan to gnaw on this episode!
This opening makes me wonder if future B5-ers would count the Great War as already ongoing. Certainly it's progressing to the Shadows. They're taking action already, while everyone else is unknowingly reacting. And the Narns and their smidgen of more knowledge are being occupied by the Centauri war.
I hate to admit that Garibaldi is right that the last doctor-mentor Dr Franklin vouched for turned out poorly, but, uh, that is completely true.
This guy the on the run Doctor is talking to really is good at reading people. The way I think the show keeps trying to convince me that Garibaldi is good at reading people. But if Garibaldi's that good at it, then he know Talia was disturbed and upset by his stalking her and kept on doing it for ages. So Garibaldi either isn't that good at reading people, or is super, super shitty to women he's interested in.
It'll be interesting if Sheridan does get to suss out some info on Kosh or about the Vorlon. I'm personally hoping that no matter what we find out about them, it only makes them less comprehensible.
Fashy president is scrambling to knock out the threat to his fascism. But this doesn't feel like a hugely better option. "Capture him for us, not the president, while pretending to capture him for the president."
That's such a Garibaldi move! And Franklin knew to look for it! These two. Buds. But it's so weird.
Run, old doc! And maybe lay off the stims. I don't think his old heart can necessarily take probably-amphetamines.
...that is not an excellent disguise, my dude. Gonna side with Franklin on this one.
They keep saying the doc's name and I keep forgetting it instantly. And he's being confronted by evil, sci-fi, Hopper from Stranger Things! Love seeing character actors before they were well-known, and I keep seeing that guy pop up for single episodes in things.
These snack wrappers are very noisy on Jerry Doyle's mic!
The turn-around on this watch was fast!
And so was Garibaldi's move towards police brutality, sigh again.
Oh man, evil sci-fi Hopper is killing it in those flip-up shades.
Sheridan is very blunt and straightforwardly honest with Kosh. And it seems Kosh is being uncharacteristically open, too.
Is that the second time Garibaldi's been stabbed this show so far? Looked like that actually hurt, too.
Max stopped being a tough guy really fast.
It's nice to get some advancement on the human politics side of things. If only minutely. This episode was a nice tone shift from last episode's sadness. I am completely invested in G'Kar's situation but it's so bleak. Ugh, guy.
Kosh was fun and fascinating, as usual! I love that his ship sings; hopefully old doc had a nice nap.
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kindan-no-kanojo · 1 year
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Adminnnnn
I wanna see a scenario when Scarlett and Kino Switches personality? 😂❤️
—In your shoes.
Mun!R: I loved this request sjdjs 😭 Since they have somewhat a similar personality, I played around with a bodyswap version! They will be switching bodies (therefore, personalities too), for more chaos— I hope that's okay! It turned out one-shot-ish bcuz I got inspired lol. Thank you for sending it! ♥
Word count: ~1.1k Warnings: Crack(?). Kinolett bodyswap. Pronouns are all over the place. Summary: Despite having similar ideals, Kino and Scarlett don't often understand each other. A day in each other's body to fix that wouldn't hurt anyone... right? (Wrong)
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'Scarlett' found herself watching a video on Kino's phone— or, rather, her phone now. She wasn't paying too much attention to it, though, there was something more entertaining to be ready for... but a girl needs to kill time somehow, right?
( Should start at any moment now... )
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And so, as expected, the door swung open and a very enraged 'Kino' came in; he let out a very loud, dramatic gasp when he spotted 'Scarlett', and she simply couldn't hide her amusement.
"KINO!"
There it was. Kino's name was shouted by... himself?
"You did this, didn't you!?"
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"Hmm... Do what?" 'Scarlett' calmly replied, putting the phone aside to contemplate the show, "Also, why are you talking to yourself, Kino-chan? Your precious Scar-chan is right in front of you, are you blind? Or maybe you're just self-centered like that... How rude. Fufufu~"
The deed was done by Kino's magic, that was true. He was bored! Besides, Scarlett was always on about how he never understands how she felt and, to be perfectly honest, he truly didn't. In fact, it seemed to go both ways! What better way to do something fun and insightful than seeing the world from each other's perspective? He found his idea absolutely genius.
Scarlett, or 'Kino', didn't seem to enjoy it as much, though. Seemingly stiff and clumsy and angry, 'he' didn't know where to put his hands— so they were touching everywhere.
"I'm... I'm going to kill you." 'Kino' claimed, his hands wandering on his chest, shoulders, arms, "I— I don't talk like that! And— Ahhh, my voice is too deep, I can't stand this! And this hair on my face— Ahh, stop this, this is very weird!!"
"It's great, isn't it!?" 'Scarlett' chuckled, "I think you look very handsome today, by the way."
"SHUT UP!" Exasperation grew on 'Kino's' voice, but 'Scarlett' only laughed louder.
"Hahahaha! It's been, what, 5 minutes? And you already can't stand me! This is amazing! Hahahaha!"
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"Ha...ugh." 'Scarlett' flopped on the armchair, "wait, these shoes are killing me—" sitting there, pretty much manspreading, she looked up at the Vampire, who suddenly had an offended look on his face.
"Don't sit like that with my body!?" 'Kino' pushed her knees together, she simply snorted at the gesture, "You're wearing a skirt, have some class!"
"Pff! Calm down, it'll only be for today... or maybe forever," she moved around on the seat, "...or not, never mind, I can't breathe with this thing, what the hell—?" The Ghoul reached out for the corset strings, trying to loose it while grimacing. She's been holding that back to not ruin anything before 'Kino' came, now she didn't have to endure that beauty torture.
Sighing in deep concern and frustration, 'Kino' facepalmed. His head was starting to hurt, but there was no way the real him felt like that everyday, right? It wasn't even close to what she would feel in face of his endless whims, pranks, carelessness—
—and he was probably unaware of that, in fact. Kino wouldn't think twice when it came to recklessly use his demon powers, and Scarlett had no experience with those, but in Kino's body...?
The 'Scarlett' in front of him was still trying to loose the corset, probably failing and making it tighter instead by the looks of it. The Vampire held back a chuckle, raising his hands and looking at them for a moment.
He tried to focus the best he could, and just by thinking about how insufferable it was to see her body being disrespected like that, a few sparks coming out of his fingertips.
'Kino' immediately jumped at the sight, and 'Scarlett' simply froze.
"You wouldn't dare." Was all she said.
Perhaps the worst choice of words to say to someone like him... or even to someone like her. In this case, it was double the danger.
"Fufu... you didn't think this through, did you?" Now his palms were glowing, and, in no time, 'Scarlett' rushed out of that seat to somewhere else, anywhere else, out of his way, "where are you going, Scar-chan?"
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Did those powers function on anger? He didn't know. Oh, but if they did, someone would have some fun soon, for sure.
"You— You have no idea how to use them! S-Stop it, you'll kill us all and—!"
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"What a shame. You should have thought about that." Raising a brow, 'Kino' faced her once again, mocking that small but dangerous missed detail. The instability of whatever power he was trying to use came out as a set of flames gushing out of his hands, which fell on the floor, charring away small pieces of the carpet below. "Fufu, wait until I learn how to throw these— Ah~ What are you going to do now? Stop me?"
'Scarlett' tried to make something work —a movement, deep concentration, anything he would normally do to strike, tenfold—, but nothing seemed to work: Scarlett's body had no powers after all.
"I can't— Stop that... Stop—!" Suddenly, her body turned into a crow and flew clumsily, hitting the walls at times and squawking around.
"Ah—?" 'Kino' looked at the crow in shock, it was interesting to see someone struggle with the few abilities that Scarlett's body had, "Hahahaha! That's not how you fly, silly—!" As he laughed, some sort of lighting came out and struck the wall, making a hole right where Scarlett was standing a second ago. "Oh... I think I understand now."
Caw!!
(No, you don't!)
"No, no. I sure do. Fufufu, come back here, Scar-chan, let me show you what I can do!"
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Caw Caw!
(Like Hell I will!)
"Eh? Are you scared...? That's cute. I wish you were that scared of me on the daily... Well, if you don't want to see my immense power, then the rest of the world shall." 'Kino' began to head to the exit.
Caw?
(What?)
"By the way, be careful with that crow form. If you are too nervous and don't know how to keep it stable, you—"
"Ahhh!"
'Scarlett' suddenly switched back and fell flat on the ground.
"Ow..."
"—That, exactly. Okay, I will see you later! Don't destroy my body trying to figure out how it works, please? I need to practice with these while I can!" Eyes fixed on his flaming hands, the menacing on look his face while he was leaving made 'Scarlett' panic greatly. He had a reputation! A poor one, but he had it!
Desperate, 'Scarlett' stumbled while trying to get up, but after the fall everything hurt horribly so, ultimately, she held 'Kino' by his leg, "Stop right there! That's— That's not a toy for you to play with! You can't mess with that as you please!"
"And you can?" He argued back, she clenched her jaw and held his leg tighter in response, "Ha, ha. It's going to be your problem tomorrow, dear. That will teach you."
And so, 'Kino' chuckled darkly and continued to walk, dragging 'Scarlett' along with him as he had the power to do so.
"Wait! Stop it!! Kin— Scar— Stop it!!!"
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frogsandfries · 6 months
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It only took me actually all freaking day
But I finally got merely most of this body of work organized across several documents.
Thousands. And. Thousands.
No. Literally. Thousands. Of (okay, admittedly horribly formatted) pages. Just for this one collection of work. Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
I somehow missed a chunk? Deleted it? I'm not really positive. So I do have to go back through and locate those items.
Anyway, so I get to have tomorrow off, and luckily my boss stopped in and reminded me that my schedule change came through or I would've missed work Sunday. They changed my schedule finally; it's fine. It'll honestly be nice to have Mondays and Tuesdays off. It can be hard to get shit done when I'm on the phones 9-5 M-F. Plus, there's this all-you-can-eat sushi place that I've been dying to give a second chance, and the best day to do that is Tuesday. Oddly enough, yes.
I get to chill out tomorrow, work Sunday, and then have my first Monday and Tuesday off. So......bleh. Could be worse. One time, in another job, long, long ago, on third shift, I had to work something like eight days in a row. That. Was awful. Awful, awful.
I'm absolutely dying of exhaustion. I actually want to go back through the chapters I haven't yet and get the tables of contents set up in each of the documents, just to be absolutely positive that I got everything saved. Blehhhh I should go back through the fics off AO3 and set up their tables of contentses, but.......it's honestly kind of a nightmare and I'd honestly rather save it for a) the really, really long fics, and b) later. Like, absolutely the last minute. Admittedly though, I do not know what I would do without the table of contents for Debt of Time. Probably split each of the books into their own, multiple documents so I don't have to spend ages and ages scrolling and scrolling and scrolling.
I wish I had something to do tomorrow, somewhere to go. I could go to the cafe up the hill. Or the other....is that one a cafe? Meh, I'll probably go to that one the next time I'm over at the post office. Now that I get Mondays and Tuesdays off, I could save the almost hour walk when I finally go over to take my sister's gift to ship, but....where's the fun in that? I could go over that way and check this place out that I think I've walked past several times. I want something more social, though, than just sitting at a cafe and prodding at fanfic.
Ugh, I guess I have enough paper presently to print some more textblocks, which I'll get to the first press and then neglect. Again, even if I bought one book cloth each paycheck, with the number of books that I have to cover at this point, it's going to take a long time to cover each of them, even if I don't do any kind of embroidery or embellishment (I keep thinking about a) 15/0 seed beads and b) that bead place in town). Even longer if the stack keeps growing. Oh, and don't forget that I haven't been able to squeeze more cover boards out of my budget, so there's a bit of a bottleneck there too.
What's the real hurry though? It's not like I have a bookshelf--still, yet.
But hey, I could and should be kinder to myself. I'm finally getting a vacuum, and also, I rather need my vices. Mine are not the most dangerous vices that were ever had by a socially isolated human. Also, I should finally be able to devote the necessary energy to trimming and punching the other half of my fic catalogue; that'll be......fun? Pleasant to fill up. I'm still struggling to think up an expandable enough spine. Maybe I should just not even worry about it and set up either a basic long-stitch or criss-cross spine. Well, actually, the long-stitch style spine might be a bit of a......poor match for what I have going on with the stab-type spine. An adapted criss-cross type spine could be good. If I break the initial volume into two parts and use two or three spines per volume, initially, that should give plenty of breathing room.
Honestly, now that I'm elbows deep into this random ramble, my mind keeps returning to a criss-cross binding as really the best option for a sturdy, expandable spine. Think about it: You could undo the spine, and either replace it, weave in another, or attach another spine and/or cover on the 'outside'. All you need is for the threads to pass through the signatures in some fashion.
Although, even a long-stitch isn't necessarily a bad idea. You'd have to set it up a little more like a travel journal, and even the only thing wrong with something like a travel journal is the poor way elastic ages. If it weren't for the matter of covering them, I think I'd be leaning more toward just weaving the booklets together by their spine stitching.
Maybe a softer, wrap-around style cover, to make up for any expansion? Maybe I'm too worried about expansion that I know will happen. I'm not just going to be like "well, section 'b' is full up; no more fics with titles that start with 'b'".
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returntosaturn271995 · 8 months
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September 1st: Nothing to fear but undercooked chicken
Last night I smoked a fatty J and cooked for myself again: whole grain pesto pasta with lemon ricotta and broccoli. I also spent the afternoon dusting various portions of my room. (Future me, stop and ask yourself how disgusting you think the tops of the windows are right now. Cool. Now multiply by 5 because the high nooks and crannies get so heinous.)
I also continued reading Greenlights while burning the new mango candle Makenna got me as a birthday present. My favorite quotes?
“We have to be thrown off balance to find our footing. It’s better to jump than fall. And here I am”
“On my own in this uncomfortable world, I took responsibility for who I was and what I believed in. I made a judgment, and I chose. I did not need reassurance, and the clarity gave me identity. I was not going to lose my anchor, both on principle and in order to survive.”
Ugh. So good.
Today I started "Sober September", although technically I'm already 4 days in. I want to be as healthy as possible for my 5 K on October 7th. Also, I need to know right now if I can go a month straight with no alcohol. No baby sips or "just-one-drinks". With running and with drinking, it's not enough for me to think, "I could if I tried".
I can and I am.
It needs to actually happen. Right now. You know, the only time that actually exists. If you want to change: do it now, do it big, no excuses.
But what if-?
No. So now we have to make it fun.
I ran 18 minutes of intervals and almost gave up after the first one: 2 minutes at a mile pace (7:06 for me). The warm-up was easy and I stretched, but I felt sick after the run/sprint. It was because I didn't relax. The next 8 intervals after that were all more than doable.
At that point, I was at the beach and went to my place under the pier to stick my legs in the surf and meditate on the way the water rushes, the dappled sunlight through the wooden slats above me. It was so life-affirming that I was inspired to take off my ball cap so I could feel the breeze in my hair.
Immediately it fell into the ocean. Gross. And so not going back on to these new highlights. I decided as a reward for finishing the run, I would treat myself to a new cap that reads "Gay for Soccer". Which I love because I am neither gay nor that into soccer, but it just feels right.
I also committed to a Nike September challenge of 25 K and 30 K. I was able to do 25 K in August without even realizing I could make a goal till the end. Still made it over by almost 3 miles.
After getting home, I made myself creamy chipotle chicken with cilantro rice & cotija cheese. Then I updated this journal. Now, I'm about to watch Britney Runs a Marathon because I've got a feeling it'll make me emotional.
Let's go wild Friday night. (Kidding. Although my total lack of booze this month may make tomorrow's party way less fun. We'll see.)
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letrashbag · 8 months
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I woke up at like 5:30-6 this morning and then I spent 2 hours cleaning my whole house, which is so therapeutic I cannot even, but now its like 10 o'clock and I have nothing to do.
Anybody else ever get that feeling of something just like itching in your skin so you have to do something, but the second you try doing anything it just gets so much worse. I am barely holding it together right now, actively typing this.
I can't watch youtube videos (short dumb videos aren't engaging enough and long serious videos are too engaging), I can't listen to a podcast (I need something to do physically with my body and the thought of listening to something while doing something else sounds like actual torture right now), I can't draw (I need to be listening to something and again the idea of having more than one thing take my attention sounds miserable), doom scrolling is out (I already reached my end point for tumblr and going down any other rabbit holes will only last a couple of minutes before I'll reach the point of wanting to tear my hair out), there's nothing I can clean or organize that will take enough effort to engage me but still be quick enough that I'll feel a sense of accomplishment for, I can't read an online comic because the words are so small and my eyes hurt, I can't read my webtoons because it's been a while since I've read anything and the idea of having to catch up sounds exhausting, any shows or movies I could watch are either too new and would take emotional effort to get invested in or are too familiar and won't be stimulating enough.
Basically I'm gonna die.
There are literally a million things I could be doing, and the idea of doing any of them sounds absolutely miserable. But I'm barely staving off the rising pressure by typing this out and I know the second I stop it'll creep up and I'll die.
Maybe I could go running? Except then I'd have to change clothes and my exercise clothes are disgusting. I can't do laundry cause my family's dryer is broken, so I can't wash my clothes yet. I also can't wash my towel so I can't take a shower.
Ugh, my hair is so disgusting right now. I have it all tied up in a weird way so that I don't rip it out of my scalp. I can't wait until I can shave my head, then I won't have to worry about this.
So I can't do my self care activities, and I can't accomplish a task that is very important to my everyday functions, and that's breaking me brain.
Noted.
Maybe when I rant like this I'll figure out what makes me feel this way.
I'm so tired, I want to take a nap, but I know I won't be able to fall asleep. I want to clean some more, but there isn't anything for me to do really. Especially since I have family members out and about getting in the way. UUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's fine.
I'm fine.
I'm doing great.
I'm losing my mind.
Maybe I should write poetry? I haven't done that in a while. But it sounds too involved. I already drew a bunch of angsty stuff after the fight with my mom. We're both just ignoring it by the way. I'm avoiding her as much as I can without making it obvious, and neither of us are addressing it. I only have one more week and then I'm gone. I'm so excited to leave.
Okay, I think this is it.
My brain is giving up on me.
I knew this wouldn't last forever, but it lasted for a bit, and for that I am grateful.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay, I'm done.
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that feeling when ZRemesher decides to just stick and churn in place doing nothing forever, eating it's 2GB of RAM like a kid with a fruit by the foot.... then just doesn't go anywhere at all.
Goddamnit ZBrush stop doing this shit and making me lose progress on things! I'm not going to sit and save the whole fucking thing every goddamn 5 minutes get your shit together, I just want to finish fixing this fucking ghoul mask so it'll print easier you asshole program ugh
Mondays...
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marxsthings · 2 years
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DAICHI PROPOSING TO YOU
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Warnings : Possessive reader, some angsty at first (cheating accusation) but it'll be fluffy, arguement kinda (?) Daichi might be ooc, Also timeskip period
A/N : Back to back haikyuu :0 and this'll be maybe the last post for this week (maybe) I'll have more prepared next week !! The reason I made a Daichi is his birthday today!! Whoop whoop go check out @meqgumis she also made one too
Male reader X Daichi (sorry!! Wanted to make a male reader)
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"Darling, cmon I miss you stay in bed pleaseee..!" You grumbled under the pillow. "No, you know I have patrol, hunny" Daichi replied heading out of your shared bedroom.
It's been a few minutes and you heard the front door closed. Getting up with your messy bed hair, you've always wondered why your lovely boyfriend has been getting patrols for the past two weeks.
You've been dating your boyfriend for at least 5 years and he's been away for far too long. Eating your breakfast you got a text message from Suga, it's been a few years from your guys graduation of college.
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Suga(r)
Hey, how have you been..?
Feeling really lonely, you typed a reply.
I'm doing okay koushi, you?
I'm doing okay, it's nice too talk to you for awhile. My class that I'm teaching is about to start, ttyl !
Yea, mutual feelings too, koushi.
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After breakfast you started your work, you see you work at home while Daichi works as a policemen. It was around 9 pm, you stopped and start making dinner. Your wonderful cooking made some good curry for you and Daichi!
You didn't want to start dinner without him but you couldn't help it, it's about 12 pm since you've been waiting for him... You were starting to put the curry in the fridge until you heard the front door open.
"Babe? Why are you awake?" Daichi yawned coming over the counter to kiss you. Kissing him felt different with a smelt of cologne on him. You were awfully annoyed, you didn't want to be a possessive boyfriend for him but the smell it boils you.
"I'm sorry, darling I wanted to have dinner with you but since you're here, eat the curry, I'll be heading to sleep," Daichi nods and took of his police vest.
'what the hell, he never wore that cologne before did he..? No he wouldn't, but would he? I mean ' your thoughts were literally horrible, sharing the bed with him would be so awkward.
Covering yourself in the covers felt okay until Daichi went to the bedroom after cleaning himself up at the bathroom and eating his dinner. "Hunny I'm so tired, goodnight" Daichi gets comfy while holding you close.
"goodnight." You bluntly answered moving to the other side to hide your face. 'the hell is his problem going into my damn apartment wearing some different cologne and not even acknowledging me' your thoughts were pushed with you sleeping.
'It's morning already, ugh I wanna go sleep.' you were trying to fall back asleep but the covers were pulled off from Daichi. "Hun morning, I made your favourite breakfast cmon let's have breakfast together.
A groan left your lips, "yes yes.." Eating breakfast becomes really awkward. Daichi trying to hold a conversation while you being a stubborn one keeps blunt responses, with your attitude like that Daichi couldn't help but notice.
"Hun, you okay..? You've been really distant." Daichi hold your hands, but you just moved your hands away "Oh! I don't know what happens with your boyfriend coming home late smelt like a different cologne he normally wouldn't use! And who knows if he got some new chick!!"
You just stared at him for a answer but all you get was a "You think I'm cheating on you?" You really couldn't believe him, "Well yes! I mean your late night patrols was a lie isn't it?! You were just screwing on some chick aren't you?"
"No why would I? I have you and you're the only one I want. That cologne was brand new I bought it for you so I can impress my man! I still love you" Daichi goes through his small shopping bag and holds the same scented cologne
"Okay maybe I was just being possessive, I mean I missed you so much," You slumped down at the couch. Daichi goes to the couch holding your face. "I was correct aren't I? Now stop sulking if you don't wanna have a date at a fancy restaurant I had put a renovation."
That made you suprised and even flustered. You just got up and gave a quick kiss "Fuck you Sawamura Daichi!""Love you too my one and only!" Getting ready you wore your suit, I mean it's a fancy restaurant with your man it's making you maybe too excited
"Hun, you done?" Daichi knocks on your door. "Mhm, love I'm ready!" You open the door revealing your body with a black suit and wearing your accessories (glasses if you wear them), standing there looking handsome as always.
At the restaurant you couldn't believe how fancy it was, dragging Daichi inside you looked like a kid in a candy store. Daichi just laughs it off having an amazing dinner was so fun.
It was almost closing time but the lights suddenly go out. "LOVE! The lights turn off where are you dai..?" You screamed suprised, thinking this fancy date is ruined.
The light turns on, with Daichi kneeling in front of you with a ring. "What the hell! You can't possibly be—" "Y/N L/N, I love you and I wanna spend my life with you forever. The only way to do that is too call you my husband and take my family name isn't it?"
Tears were forming in your eyes. "YES, I'D WANNA MARRY YOU!" Hugging Daichi so tightly. "WHOOP WHOOP!" A voice was heard and it was all too familiar. The Karasuno team were at the restaurant the whole entire time.
Daichi takes your ring finger and place the beautiful ring. "You asshole and here I thought I'd propose first," You laughed, "And Y/N Sawamura has a nice ring to it."
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dtyfp · 2 years
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7llin In Our Youth 
Lily masterlist
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Lily and Mark were each other manitos and they both knew that very same day
"Ugh, I don't know what to get my manito. Any ideas? Idk what would you want?" Mark asks as he plops down on the couch beside Lily
"...You got me, didn't you?" Lily laughs, seeing right through Mark's little act trying to get some ideas for her gift
"Shut up, you got me too, didn't you? I saw you look at me after."
He was right, of course.
"I want face masks, the nice hydrating ones. However many 30000 won will buy you."
The camera captures the cute moment, both laughing at the situation as they randomly chose each other and tried to wheedle information from each other.
"Don't tell the others, it'll ruin the game. I can't believe the surprise got ruined in less than 5 minutes :("
-
Lily sits beside Jaemin on the little bus
Despite the chaos, she falls asleep
She was sitting on the window side and her head banged against the glass as the car drove on the rocky road
The others thought it was funny
They probably would've left her like that the entire ride until Renjun felt bad (he was sitting behind her) and rolled up his jacket to place it between her head and the window
Pit Stop!
Since Mark was buying, Lily got those rice cake treats with Jaemin
When Chenle went to buy drinks, she didn't want him to go alone so she tagged along
"Noona, you can stay."
"You can't go alone, Chenle, I'll go with you."
"You know I'm an adult, right? I can handle buying a few drinks."
"Yah, why are you talking back to your noona?"
He stopped talking back after that
She linked her arm through his and skipped along, nicely revitalized after her nap
Chenle holds the basket (and the camera), and Lily trails after him like a lost puppy
"Should we buy this for Jisung?" Chenle laughs as he holds up a drink in a baby bottle
duh
"Noona, what do you want?" Chenle asks. The others had trusted him to know what they like, making a game of it to see if he actually knew. Of course, he did, but he might as well ask while Lily's there.
"Kombucha, get the one with ginger though."
At one point, Chenle looks back and Lily isn't behind him
She comes back later though with ice cream and puppy dog eyes
"Will you buy this for me?"
"Noona, you're so cute," Chenle squeals as he pinches her cheeks. Even though she was older, he treated Lily like his "daughter" like he treated Mark as his "son"
Chenle ends up buying a lot of drinks
"Yah, isn't this too much? This is way more than 8 drinks"
"We'll drink it tomorrow too. Relax, noona, I'm buying anyway."
Chenle carries the bag back to the bus. Lily had long since opened her ice cream and skipped back
"Hey, why don't we get any ice cream?"
"You should have went with us then, you snooze you lose."
-
Once they get there, they walk toward the beach
It's still winter-ish, but the sun is still shining and the breeze is cool
She stands off to the side with Jisung and Jaemin, arms wrapped around Jisung as he wanders around
"Jisung, come here!"
The other 5 pretend to push Jisung into the water
When picking teams for foot volleyball, Lily ends up on Jisung's team
Lily is very good at soccer
she grew up in England, what did you expect?
"When we play foot volleyball, my throat always hurts after."
"Because you're always screaming and cheating."
"I don't cheat!"
When Jisung picked Renjun to be on his team, Lily's eyes perked up
She figured Renjun was Jisung's manito
There was some yelling, screaming, laughing
Typical NCT Dream foot volleyball antics
They still lost anyway but Lily swears the other team cheated somehow
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Lily went shopping with the maknae's for dinner ingredients
She didn't have to but tagged along for the fun
"Noona, this or that?"
"Noona, which one is better?"
"Noona, which one do you usually use?"
"Noona, if we buy this, can you make it?"
Jisung was full of questions, but Lily answered them all
After the episodes were released, the fans loved seeing their interaction and thought it was sweet that Lily was so patient with him
Other than that, Lily trailed around after the others, occasionally putting a few things in the trolley (and taking a few things out because of course, the younger duo kept putting in so many sweets that it began to outweigh the actual food)
"Noona, who is your manito?"
"I thought it was supposed to be a secret?"
"It's me, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is."
"Really?"
"No."
"I hope Haechan didn't get me, he was buying stuff at the service stop."
-
After they got back, Lily was first out of the car and ran inside
She thinks Mark went to help bring everything inside
She jumped onto the couch behind Jeno and Jaemin and was handed one of their warm pastries
As more members began to file in, Jeno told her about his nose bleed
People thought it was sweet that Lily listened so intently and gently checked on his nose (which was totally fine)
"These are good."
As time goes on, Lily is sat on the same bed Mark and Jisung occupied
They all end up looking at Chenle (who Lily thinks is very cute, munching away like an adorable chipmunk)
"Why are you all looking at me?"
"Because you're so cute, Lele."
-
We all go back to the beach
the sun is setting
Lily touches the water
Whenever Lily is near the ocean, she always touches the water
Maybe it's all in her head but she thinks it's refreshing
Lily plays catch with Chenle and Renjun for a bit before sitting down beside the growing fire
"Do you like it here? I felt like you'd like it here," Haechan asks
"I like it. I wanted to watch the sunset with you all."
“We know, noona, you’ve been talking about it for months already.”
Lily takes out her camera and takes pictures
"I was wondering when you'd take that out."
Lily ends up asking one of the staff to take their picture, all 8 of them
They talk about their manitos
"But no one was nice to me," Jeno jokes, referencing their little agreement (everyone was supposed to be extra nice to their manito"
"You weren't nice to me today," you narrow your eyes at Mark
"I didn't bother you, you're welcome."
In an effort to play along, you declare Chenle as your manito
"Why?"
"He bought me ice cream, the good kind too" :)
They play near the water
The staff holding Lily's camera took some very nice shots of them playing, throwing rocks and whatnot
Jeno and Haechan jokingly push Lily into the water
Lily probably would've fallen but Mark luckily caught her
Then Jeno is pushed, and Haechan, and Mark
this is what "boys will be boys" should mean
Lily takes pictures of the sunset on her phone and sends a picture to Atticus
"Are you having fun?" Jaemin asks, wrapping his blanket around Lily instead (he got hot and didn't know where else to put it, so he plots against his noona)
"Yeah. Seriously, I really really wanted to watch a sunset with you all, this is really nice."
"It's pretty," he agrees, before quickly slipping away to have his carefree fun now that the blanket isn't weighing him down
"Yah, Jun, I was so impressed by you earlier. You did so good during foot volleyball," you compliment as you pat the younger boy's head
He liked it when you patted his head like that
"Thanks, noona."
The fans think it's ADORABLE that the '99 line Dream duo both complimented Renjun separately w/out knowing the other had
Renjun is baby? Yes. They all are if you ask Lily.
When they suggest heading back to make dinner, Lily turns around with a pout
"But the sun hasn't fully set yet!" Lily complains. She had wanted to watch the sun fully set with them, but they had long lost interest
"It's getting dark and we should start making food while it's still a little bright," Jeno reasons
Lily is baby, she pouts and points up at the sky and begins to whine
"But I'm hungry, noona!"
Mark ends up staying back, standing beside her as Lily, intent on watching a sunset tonight, stubbornly stays
"You stayed because I'm your manito, didn't you?" you ask amusedly, looking up at Mark
"Don't say I never did anything nice for you."
Lily, still wearing Jaemin's blanket, wraps an arm around Mark so he doesn't get cold
"This is nice," Lily hums
"I can't actually remember the last time I saw a sunset like this," Mark admits
Once the sun dips further below the horizon, Lily is satisfied
"Ok, we can go back now. I feel good."
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The tables switch where Lily doesn't end up cooking that much
Chenle says he wants to make his soup, Haechan boils the food and the others grill their meat so Lily is left without much to do
Chenle is very content with watching his basketball, so after lingering there for a while Lily finds her way outside
But not before making her tea
She bounces aside with a large thermos and some cups
there's an audible groan from the boys that are outside but either Lily pretends she doesn't hear or doesn't care
"It's cold outside, drink and stay warm so you don't get sick."
"But the meat is warming me up," Haechan defends, obnoxiously chewing whatever was in his mouth to make his point
"Do you want to get sick, Lee Donghyuck?"
"Aigoo, why'd you have to pull out my government name? I'll drink it. Happy?"
"Extremely."
Haechan feeds her a piece of meat which she thoroughly enjoys
She plays with the cats for a while, who rub up against her and show their fluffy tummies
Lily puts some meat on the plate and feeds some to Chenle and Jisung who are both inside
Chenle main character??
The cats cuddle up near the fireplace for warmth
Lily feels bad and blows on some meat to cool it down so she can feed them a little
Imagine Lily sitting cross-legged on the ground with a large blanket wrapped around her, skin barely visible except for some fingertips and a nose
"Noona, aren't you too young today?" Haechan laughs as he looks down at you
"What?" The cats eat out of her hand as her red nose looks up
"You're acting your age. Usually, you're like a middle-aged Korean mom."
"Thank you for that wonderful observation, Lee Donghyuck."
"Yah, again with the government name?"
"Noona's cute," Jaemin coos as he reaches down and pinches your cheek
You look up for your place on the ground and look around
Is this what moms feel like after their children grow up?
Aigoo, was Haechan right? Were you a middle-aged Korean mother?
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Yay, they're eating now!
With Jisung beside her, Lily makes him a little wrap with everything and feeds him
On the other side, Haechan opens his mouth and waits expectantly
He gets it, of course
Then one by one, everyone gets at least one wrap from Lily
When Renjun wants to drink but doesn't want to drink alone, both Mark and Lily are quick to volunteer
Again I say, Renjun is the '99's baby tonight (and always)?
"Aye, Lily noona is a good drinker," Jeno comments as you take a sip
You were, in fact, a good drinker
You didn't really get red after drinking and you could easily outdrink them all (and you had)
Lily has a surprisingly high alcohol tolerance
But she doesn't really like drinking alone
"Isn't that spicy?" you ask Jisung, wincing as you watch him eat a chilli pepper (dipped in more spicy sauce ??)
"We got the non-spicy kind," he answers
"Didn't you go shopping with them?" Mark laughs
"Yeah...but I wasn't really paying attention."
Lily, as good as she was at drinking, wasn't the best with spicy
"...but seriously though, I really like Lily's songs for this album. It's kind of cool singing a song written by a Grammy-nominated artist," Jisung nudges your shoulder
"I didn't write them by myself guys, your names are right beside mine," you remind them
"Yeah, but you basically have the whole idea and write most of it, we just add the rap parts and a few words here and there-"
"and writing the rap parts isn't exactly easy, you all work hard to make it what it is. And you don't just "add a few words here and there, your input helps make it flow better. Jisung created a whole new melody for one song, a better one, and we changed it together. The songs we write wouldn't be anything unless we all contribute," you cut Mark off. You meant what you said, they really did make the song whole and their input was greatly needed and appreciated. But you were also getting a little uncomfortable with all the grammy talk, it was a lot of pressure and you were enjoying the distraction from it until now.
When Chenle goes for his bok choy, Lily jumps up as well with some food on her plate and her drink tucked under her arm
"You don't have to come," Chenle reminds her
"I know, but I want to."
Lily sits on the bench while Chenle showcases his chef skill
"You're working hard," you observe
"I have my moments," he shrugs
You feed him some food as he cooks
"Bok choy is kind of expensive compared to other vegetables, you know?" you tell him as a comfortable silence befalls you both
"Is it?"
"Yeah, I rarely had it as a kid but I like it now."
"I had it a lot."
"Mm...we grew up in different tax brackets methinks."
Chenle puts some on your plate to let it cool and so you can have the first bite
"You're not my manito, are you? You keep following me around today," Chenle narrows his eyes
"I'm not, who taught you how to glare at people older than you?"
"Oh, the smoke is getting in my eyes" he giggles
Back inside, Lily noms away
"Aigoo noona, you're so cute today," Haechan pinches your cheeks
Your cheeks are being pinched alot, you think they'll hurt tomorrow
"Noona, is a straw one or two holes?" Jisung asks.
"A bum is two and a straw is one," you answer, already knowing what they were talking about
"It's one hole that goes through the straw. No way it's two holes."
"Yah, I might change my answer, Lily is usually right about these things," Mark admits.
"Google says 1," Jisung tells everyone, putting his phone down
"This is why I'm the noona."
-
They start talking about Jisung's bike riding escapades
Jisung admits someone cursed at him while riding
"who cursed at you?"
"Lily noona was so mad. She was watching us and some guy cursed at Jisung...she yelled "Yah, who do you think you're talking to?" after him. He was going to pass us but stopped after Lily yelled after him," Jeno laughed.
"Ah, seriously, I don't think I've ever seen her get that mad," Jisung laughs.
"What did you say?"
"Aigoo, don't talk to me about that or I'll get worked up again," Lily huffs
"She asked him who he thought he was to curse at strangers. We weren't even in his way and I think she said something about being courteous because someone is obviously trying to learn something new. "Haven't you ever learned something new and struggled in the beginning? Are you perfect? Haven't you ever made a mistake? How would you like it if someone cursed at you while you did your best to learn something new?" She made him apologize before leaving," Jeno chuckles at the memory
"Did he?"
"Of course he did. I think Jisung ended up apologizing too."
"Jisung was a little hurt so I told him not to mind it too much, who wouldn't get mad seeing this in front of them?" Jeno causes laughter as he dramatically swerves his hands
The fans thought it was sweet that Lily defended Jisung. It recalled back to when they first started out, Lily and Mark really protected them in the beginning and the fans liked to see they still were, even after all this time
"After I was a little hesitant to get back on but Lily told me to try again so I did because I thought she was still mad," Jisung laughs. It's kind of funny now, thinking back. Jisung suggested they go home but you wouldn't hear it and told him to try again
"Aigoo, you shouldn't cross Lily when she's mad."
-
They roast marshmallows and other snacks over the portable gas fire stove but Lily is too full to eat any more
"Guys I think I'm in a food coma."
"If you were in a food coma you wouldn't be talking."
"Thank you for that wonderful observation, Mark, very helpful."
Lily sarcasm queen?
Renjun offers a marshmallow but you shake your head
you didn't really like marshmallows anyway, they were sticky and there was once an incident involving a roasted marshmallow, hair, and scissors (you can guess where this was going) so Lily was a little traumatized
Mark lets you bite his little pastry thing though
"We should do something like this before every comeback."
"That's what I was thinking, SM are you watching?" you wink as you sit up and wave to the camera
You start talking about your comeback and Mark mentions that he's seen you all work very hard
"As expected, our leader, leaders like seeing that sort of thing," you comment
"It'll be fine, I like our title song and Lily noona wrote us some songs that I think the fans will like."
"Let's cheer up everybody, stay healthy, and most importantly, have fun. We should have fun. We've done everything we have to do, we can't change it anyway, so let's move on without any regrets. Fighting!"
"Fighting!"
You aren't sure where the karaoke came from, but suddenly we're singing songs from our last album + your solo album + Mark’s solo debut
"Yah, why are our songs so good?"
Hint, because Lily wrote like half of them
-
They play their other guessing game next
Lily sits out that game in favour of watching
You lie in between Jeno and Jisung
laughing as Haechan struggles and everyone makes it harder than it has to be
Atticus texts back, saying the sunset looks nice and asks if you've eaten well
You text back and forth with him for a bit as the chaotic screams and laughter play in the background
"Noona, does my character actually need electricity?" Haechan asks, not trusting the others
"...I don't know, I don't play those types of games," you shrug.
"Noona! You're giving too much away."
"She literally gave nothing away, it could be anything," Mark laughs, his (loud) contagious slaughter filling the makeshift tent, knowing you didn't play video games like the others did
They play rock paper scissors to determine sleeping arrangements and you throw out whatever symbol, which just so happens to be paper
You don't even know where you're supposed to end up
When the games end, Lily is too tired (and bloated) to walk back
"Jeno Lee, carry me."
he does, in fact, carry her (via piggyback)
By the time you come back after washing your face and brushing your hair, the boys have settled down
You end up on the smaller bed, Jeno+Jaemin on the bigger one beside yours, and Jisung ends up on the couch
You had fallen asleep rather quickly (understandable considering the day) and knocked out long before the others fell asleep
You wake up maybe 2 hours later, the '00 duo is quietly snoring away
You remember you had forgotten to take your meds so you're forced to get up and take them
When in the kitchen, you spot Jisung asleep on the couch
Why was he on the couch? You had fallen asleep rather quickly before arrangements were officially made and hadn't made sure everyone was comfortable
You gently wake him, and in his half-asleep state, he grabs his blanket and lets you guide him back into the main bedroom and he lies back down on the bed
the "mom, I threw up" vibe iykyk
You use two separate blankets so it's not weird by any means (not that it would be but the fans get curious yaknow?)
You both quickly fall asleep
-
In the morning you wake up before the others and help Chenle with breakfast
Everyone comes down eventually and an easy conversation befalls you all
the topic of cucumbers and pineapples on pizza comes up
Lily is FOR cucumbers (she even munches on them as a snack, just straight up snaps and eats them) and she absolutely loves Hawaiian pizza. She normally hates hot fruits (as evidenced by the way she didn't eat any of the tomatoes and eggs) but she really likes Hawaiian
Manito time!
"Noona, who do you think yours is?"
"To be honest, Mark and I knew we got each other from the first day. He tried to manipulate me into telling him what I wanted but he got caught and then I got caught because I apparently looked at him," you admit.
"boo"
Mark, indeed, got you face masks
Mark obedient boi/best boi/good boi
In turn, you got him a large plush (that cost a little more than 30,000 won tbh)
"Why?"
"Your bed looks a little empty, its decoration and cheerful and happy and cuddly. Say thank you."
"Thank you." Again, mark obedient boy
Lastly, they all go ATV riding
Even Lily goes, surprising a few of them
"Our Lily is so youthful this trip! How refreshing!"
"Stop calling me a middle-aged Asian mother!"
"Technically, Haechan called you a middle-aged Korean mother. I, however, refer to you as my Korean grandmother," Chenle states, quite matter of factly
"Thank you for that illuminating opinion, much appreciated." note the heavy sarcasm
"You're welcome!" Chenle beams before driving off
Lily drives safely, a steady, monotone stream of "ahhhhhh" leaving her as she goes over bumps and dirt
But she gets to the end all the same
"Ah, I had fun this trip!" :)
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"Yo Dream!"
"jjeoro jjeoro fighting!"
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