The smell?!?!?! @effeminate-wastrel ???
130K notes
·
View notes
This machine kills AI
54K notes
·
View notes
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
336K notes
·
View notes
I am crazy about the asymmetry of the flowers along the border
17th Century Armenian book cover. Tooled leather.
67 notes
·
View notes
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
924K notes
·
View notes
8K notes
·
View notes
Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor
110K notes
·
View notes
My progress so far:
And I still got my laundry done. I had my coffee and ordered some beads. My sister is arriving in a while here. I'm going to Enjoy Four-Twenty and we're getting shoo-shee.
0 notes
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
139K notes
·
View notes
I don't like the way Zaner-Bloser looks, but I loooovvvvveeeee the kind of "fuck your penmanship lessons" vibe of this pattern!!!
Not Her By @thelibrarybat
Hello hi!! I’ve been working on bookbinding this fanfic for the past few weeks and AAAAAA.
THIS FANFIC, IM TELLING YOU GUYS.
It gave it all. The tears, the joy, the laughter, the gasps, the pacing at odd hours of the night IN THOUGHT OVER THIS WRITING!!! I literally had to take music breaks over it before diving into reading again. One of my favorite characterizations of Sasha James and Michael Shelley out there. THEIR FRIENDSHIP!!!!! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE.
I could go on and on but if you’re a TMA fan, this is definitely worth the read!! And thank you Holly for sharing this beautiful story with the rest of us <3!
35 notes
·
View notes
Did place a bead order.
Have not done laundry.
Sister wants to go out for dinner. Must do laundry. I haven't done the laundry since the gas got fucked up in my building. We do have hot water, though, and it is the weekend.
I am, of course, already preparing a new bead order even though I'm going to have to wait two weeks to place it.
The problem with having fifty ideas that I want to work on and a full-time job is, there is a lack of time. I want to make a dumpster fire box. I want to make a cute Halloween themed lantern with metallic elements for the frame of the lantern. I want to make Sew Desu's Catbus. Eventually I'm going to shrink wrap this Kanga that I made. I'm going to finish this doll figure that I'm working on for my Princess Serenity. I'm going to sculpt as realistic an elephant as I can.
I'm also going to make my own five hundred page mandala coloring book..........ehh, eventually.
I have to get the laundry washed and dried some time before six..........I am, of course, going to procrastinate. My sister is going to arrive closer to five and find me sitting in dirty clothes. That's just the way.
0 notes
I'm so fucking grouchy right now. I played with my cat last night and it resulted in me getting woken up at five, then seven and eight and I gave up at nine.
I have been so fucking tired for so long, I'm not sure I remember what it feels like to wake up and not immediately want a nap and a giant quantity of caffeine. I mean, okay, it started out as being hyperfixated on my beadwork, and then it spilled into my work schedule changing.
And then, where my first bead delivery from this vendor, from whom I'm probably never ordering again, was late AF--the reason I had the second package rerouted--this second fucking package was early AF.
I found this bead supplier who has an in-fucking-credible selection of unusual and hard to find bead colors which just tears my color selection wide the fuck open. I'm eventually going to sit down and place this order for some more golden yellows for the Catbus project. I decided to make Catbus a little bigger than I'd originally planned, bigger than Eeyore, and the Eeyore project is even bigger than I'd thought it actually was just based on how big the beads are supposed to be. Speaking of which, I think I'll just finally give in, order a coffee, and get the laundry and dishes done.
My sister is arriving this evening. She ended up driving, so that changes my plan a little, but in a way that is okay. I think we'll get a trailer to move my stuff, which is actually great. It looks like a trailer will be much cheaper, which means it won't continue to cost exponentially when we park it for a week.
1 note
·
View note