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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days

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Tim: "Data had never felt this way before. Of course, Data had never felt anything before. But Captain Picard couldn't help but notice the smile that crept over his mechanical but life-like face."

Jason: I'm gonna murder you.

Tim: I understand, just one second. "As they walked down the hall into the bridge..."

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jeena-says-hi · 10 months

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The middle section of Nimona was basically:

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dudesrysly · 1 month

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Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?

Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Eddie: I love him.

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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get-cersie-an-elephant · 4 months

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Brienne and Jaime as various tumblr quotes cause I love them

#ignore how Jaime does not look blonde in any way whatsoever in that one pic #I’m so normal over them you have no idea #game of thrones #funny game of thrones memes #game of thrones memes #funny game of thrones meme #game of thrones meme #hehe #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #Game of Thrones Brienne #Game of Thrones Jaime #Brienne and Jaime #Game of Thrones Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Quotes #funny Incorrect Quotes #funny Game of Thrones Incorrect Quotes

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pick-a-funny-name · 9 months

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Leo: *comes out the shower*

Piper: *In his cabin* Okay Mr mechanic we have a problem.

Leo: What do I need to fix now?

Piper: The soda machine that- Wait. You look weird.

Leo: What do you mean? I just came out the shower.

Piper: Ohhhh That's why! You don't have any grease on your face.

Leo: Wow nice observation

Piper: *Shows him a mirror*

Leo: Wow I look different

Leo: *Stumbles and falls on the floor*

*Gets covered with grease again*

Piper: Great. Just Great

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drreidsphds · 2 years

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Derek: Why am I not a banana?

Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.

Derek: Really?

Reid: Yes, really.

Derek: That's cool.

Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.

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yourlocalquestionmark · 1 month

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Leo: do you get money if you get hit by a car?

Piper: why-

Reyna: only if there’s a witness

Annabeth: how do you-

Percy: the witness was the two year old licking the window.

Calypso: WHAT THE FU-

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deltaruinedcoco37 · 6 months

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Oh look more incorrect quotes

SMG3: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Bob.

Bob: Hey, fuck you.

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Meggy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet, SMG3?

SMG3: Literally or figuratively?

Meggy: ...I have to specify?

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SMG4, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

SMG3, confused: I mean, this is my cafe, so yeah.

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Luigu: Why is Melony crying?

Tari: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Melony: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Luigi: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Melony: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Luigi: NO, NOT THAT!

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SMG3: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time...

SMG3: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Mario: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Tari: Ooh, yes please!

SMG4, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Mario: It's not a bug though...

Meggy: ...

Tari: ...

Saiko: ...

SMG4: Well I still don't want to see.

Meggy, realizing: Please don't throw-

Mario: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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Mario: Why are your tongues purple?

SMG4: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

SMG3: I had a red one.

Mario: oh.

Mario:

Mario: OH.

Tar:

Tari: You drank eachother's slushies?

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SMG3: Where are my fucking keys?

Boopkins: SMG3, Jubjub is around, can you say it a little nicer?

SMG3: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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SMG4: Are we fighting or flirting?

SMG3: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

SMG4: Your point?

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cilliansgirl · 2 years

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Y/N: Obi-Wan and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Obi-Wan: Sentences.

Y/N: Don't interrupt me, darling.

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shyjusticewarrior · 1 day

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Jason: Sorry I'm late, that fire was a beast.

Rose: So are you.

Rose and Jason: *kiss*

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jeena-says-hi · 10 months

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Ambrosius: Nimona? What are you writing?

Nimona: A fanfic.

Ambrosius…..

Ambrosius: About what?

Nimona: You and Ballister

Ambrosius: W-what? W-why?

Nimona: Ballister asked me to. I'm being paid.

Ballister *from behind the sofa* I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

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dudesrysly · 29 days

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Buck: hey do you know where the matterdaddy is?

Eddie: …what?

Buck: the matterdaddy.

Eddie: what’s the matterdaddy?!?!

Buck: I don’t know baby, you tell me.

*running away while laughing hysterically*

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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Sherlock: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

John: That's great, Sherlock. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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get-cersie-an-elephant · 4 months

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Police: you're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

Brienne: wait.. what do you mean three?

Police: yes... three

Jaime: what?! *turns around and checks* oh fuck!

Arya: uh oh

Police:???

Brienne: PODRICK FELL OFF!

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only-murders-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Charles: You never know when you are gonna find your dream person.

Anyone on the street could be 'they'!

Mabel: It feels like you googled 'How to talk to your bisexual friends'.

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