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pick-a-funny-name · 21 hours

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bad idea! luke castellan x afab!reader, MDNI

“do you trust me?” he said, his head tilting. he didn’t mean to intimidate, his question was genuine.

of course you trusted luke castellan. he was your best friend.

but this… this was different.

you don’t remember exactly how you got here. all you do remember is the nightmare you had which led to luke’s arrival. but you did not intend for it to end like this, with his lips grazing yours.

“luke…” you let out warily.

luke let out a soft, “what…” his brown eyes pulled away from your lips for the first time that night, and reconnected with your eyes. gods, he’s the only one that could see right through you and your stoic front.

“this is a bad idea,” you say, looking down in your lap. the weight of his gaze on you becoming too much.

his hand stayed rested on your jaw, lifting you to reach his eyes.

“do you trust me?” he reiterated. his thumb brushed against your lower lip, pulling it slightly.

you let out a shaky breath.

luke’s hands slipped beneath the hem of your shirt, his fingertips softly gliding over your rib cage, landing just under your bra. his head in your neck, leaving tender kisses followed with soft nips at your skin.

your head rested back against your pillow, eyes lightly closed and releasing soft breaths from your lips. you wanted to bask in this moment truly, but your mind was going a million miles a minute.

initially, it was overanalyzing every bit of the nightmare you had. now, it was the overwhelming feeling of luke all over you. his hands touching places only you have graced. his lips melting into spots no ones ever kissed before. it was all too much and never enough all at once.

you took in a sharp gasp when his hands began to dip below your waistline. luke’s hands immediately stopped and his head bobbed up from your neck, looking up at you, “are you okay?”

gods, he looked so pretty like this. lips swollen from kissing so much, hair all disarray from your hands brushing through it, his big brown eyes staring deeply into yours. you had to pause for a moment to take in this sight.

“do you want me to stop?” he pushed again.

your eyes lifted from his pretty pink lips, to his endearing eyes. the lust that previously clouded them had been replaced with sincere concern.

“no,” you whispered. “please. touch me, luke, i want you to touch me.”

luke took in a deep breath at your words, rendering speechless. if he could picture and frame this moment, your lips gaping and your cheeks flushed, he would.

“you’re beautiful,” a mumble in which he intended for himself, but you heard it. he knew you heard it.

his lips danced along your jawline as his hands slipped beneath your pajama shorts. the line between “best friends” and whatever this was becoming far more blurred that originally intended.

granted, best friends was ditched the moment you allowed him to set foot in your cabin after hours.

best friends was ditched the moment luke offered to help take your mind off things.

best friends was ditched the moment he asked if you trusted him.

best friends was ditched the moment you allowed him to lay his lips against yours.

“luke,” you whined, gripping at his shirt. “i want to see you.”

his head pulled away from your neck, bringing his gaze to meet yours. you didn’t say anything to each other for a moment, only watching each others faces as he continued to pleasure you with his hand.

his eyes, his lips, his hands, they were all becoming too much.

your hands ran along his clothed torso, gripping at the tee he had on.

“off, take it off” you mumbled, beginning to pull his shirt overhead.

he giggled, moving away from you to remove his tee. your eyes lit up as they moved from his abs up to his face. hesitantly, your hands began to reach out.

“gods, you’re so nervous,” he teased with a smile, before taking your hand in his and pressing it to his chest.

“touch me, y/n, i want you to touch me.”

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pick-a-funny-name · 11 days

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OMG NO WAY I LEGIT JUST WOKE UP AND I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MEETING NCT DREAM OMG OMG OMG AND FOR SOME RANDOM REASON TAEYONG WAS ALSO THERE ND STUFF. I REMEMBER JENO ND CHENLE'S FACE CLEARLY BUT LIKE WTF IS THIS COINCIDENCE

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pick-a-funny-name · 11 days

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Leo: You're stupid

Leo: And I do stupid things

Leo: So I do you

Jason: *in a high pitched voice* Oh Leo, you're such a tease!

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pick-a-funny-name · 1 month

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Can someone please PLEASE give me some good han seojun smut recommendations Pls pls pls.

#true beauty #kpop #kdrama #kdrama ff #han seojun #lee sooho #tvn #tvn drama #han seo jun

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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months

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Annabeth: *makes a point*

Percy: *agrees with her*

Annabeth: now that was rude

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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months

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You know life is messed up when the bitter coffee starts tasting relatable

#relatable #life #funny #quotes #funny quotes #funny stuff #idk #meme #fucked up #fucked up life #relatable shit #relationship #breakup #breakups #life sucks

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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months

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Have u considered maybe writing fam fiction? Your pjo incorrect quotes are really good though

I have thought about writing fan fiction (mostly pjo) but idk if everyone would like it because I have seen some really good content on this app and idk if I would be able to compete with it?? But at the same time it's not really a competition? Also thank you so much for the compliment :) it really means a lot to me.

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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months

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Percy: Guys, I think annabeth likes me

Jason: Dude you really are a seaweed brain

Leo: yeah man, how did you not notice that until just now

Percy: Guys cmon the fish told me she liked me. I couldn't just go to her and ask her if she likes me, that would be a disaster, besides she- *continues rambling*

*agressive fish flopping noises*

Leo: Wow, just wow

Jason: Yeah I know right

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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months

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Piper: *removes her bra after a hectic day* I feel AMERICA

Hazel: Piper what?

Piper: PLAY THE PIGEON NOISES

Hazel: I think you mean the bald eagle but okay

Piper: FREEDOM

Annabeth: *quietly* I feel bonita~

Hazel: Are you guys okay? Should I call 911?

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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i wanna cry cuz i dont want another fictional crush for gods's sake but he why he kinda-

They made luke hot. ITS ALWAYS THE VILLAINS

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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This right here fellas. This needs a prize for making all of us collectively laugh

“You fell in love with…Jesus?”

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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THIS

PJO SERIES IS OUT HERE R MY FAV QUOTES FROM THE EPISODES WE HAVE SO FAR!!!

“Hey fellas, wanna come hear about the imaginary stuff I see?” - Percy

“You fell in love with God? Like.. like - - like Jesus?” - also Percy

“Grover, why is there half a goat in your pants?” - Percy (most of these are Percy quotes 😭)

“I’m actually 24.” - Grover

“Peter Johnson is here!”

“‘Kay. That isn’t.. really my name.”

- Mr. D and Percy

*Pretend I put the entirety of the scene where Dionysus pretends to be Percy’s dad just so Percy will get him alcohol.*

“Oh, no. It’s— it’s fine. I mean, you’re a horse, my father won’t talk to me unless I get him a drink. Well this all seems totally normal and reasonable.” - Percy (GODS DAM WALKER IS THE PERFECT PERCY BRO 👏👏)

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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I FUCKING PAUSED THE EPISODE FOR A MINUTE OR SO ON THAT SCENE TO JUST PREPARE MYSELF MENTALLY FOR THE FINALE CUZ I CANT😭

Percy talking about Luke saying he’s made friends and he thinks they like him… oh, the finale is going to be painful.

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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Why does sally jackson being an olivia rodrigo fan make so much sense

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson #rick riordan #heroes of olympus #hoo #percy jackson incorrect quotes #sally jackson #sally pjo #sally jackson pjo

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pick-a-funny-name · 4 months

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They made luke hot. ITS ALWAYS THE VILLAINS

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #rick riordan #percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo luke #pjo web series

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pick-a-funny-name · 5 months

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Welp my mbti tag changed sooo... That's that

I was curious to know about how other personalities react to just people in general or friendships and having relations with them. I think this is a good way to understand other personalities.

As an INTJ I generally do not like to interact mostly with people it kind of wears me out but I am still open to the idea of making friends. I really like spending time with the people really care about and I feel like I can be my true self around them. Mostly I have trouble connecting with people but the one I have the connections with are very precious to me and I could actually end up doing a lot more than what people normally expect from me to help them. It might not be like hanging out too much in most cases but you can rely on me in your tough times.

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pick-a-funny-name · 7 months

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Jason: What if I said I love you?

Piper: I would say it back.

Jason: I love you.

Piper: It back

Leo *from a distance*: YOU FOOL

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