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#funny nimona Incorrect Quotes
jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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[Through text]
Ballister: where are you
Ambrosius: turn around
Ambrosius: no the other way
Ambrosius: wrong way again
Ballister: Brosius, where exactly are you??
Ambrosius: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles is adorable
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 month
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To help you do whatever it takes to get revenge on the cold, cruel world that rejected you.
Shall we pillage a village?
Lay low until they don’t remember you.
And then we rise like a fiery phoenix from the ashes to overthrow the government!
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crybabycunt · 10 months
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(mid-mission, mid-fight)
Natasha: This is the big leagues, Yelena. I don't think Kate was ready for this!
Yelena: You're underestimating her. Kate is smart, determined, capable, and sophisticated!
Kate: (running past, bow in hand) That guy just peed his combat suit! He peed his combat suit!
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little-cereal-draws · 8 months
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Spoilers for the nimona comic
Ballister: ok, mental health check. How are we feeling?
Ambrosius: I wish I was dead
Nimona: AAAAÂAÄÆEEEĘĒËÊ
Meredith: I’m actually doing great today, thanks for asking :)
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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 months
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In dire need of more incorrect nimona quotes
Nimona quotes, coming right up!! (I'll also make a note to post more of these, thanks!) (genuine)
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The Director: How many kids do you have? Ballister: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Ballister: Must be hard not being able to laugh Nimona: I do have a sense of humor you know Ballister: I’ve never heard you laugh before Nimona: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Ballister: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night Nimona: You were flirting with Ambrosuis Ballister: So what? He's my boyfriend Nimona: You asked them if he was single Ballister: Nimona: And then you cried when he said he wasn't
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nimonaincorrectquotes · 9 months
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I had the idea to, instead of writing/using a generator for incorrect quotes, I'd use actual Nimona quotes, and put them through every language in Google Translate. I've tested it a few times, and the results are nonsensical and relatively funny. Is that something you guys would like to see?
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ammonitetheseaserpent · 11 months
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Masterpost thingie (now partially to clean space out of my bio acakbwfobwfob)
Other blogs:
Art blog - @ammonitetheartist
Incorrect quotes blog - @random-stuff-incorrect-quotes
Horse (Centaurworld) character blog - @horsatia-wighair-beanzs
AU dumping grounds blog - @talons-and-webbed-feet
TOH words suggest blog - @owl-house-words-suggest
Nimona (Nimona) character/RP blog- @red-fox-and-more
MD words suggest blog - @murder-drones-words-suggest
All my tags.
Amphibia:
Calamtrio - #people standing in line and don’t even know why
Possessed Marcy - #i’ll be waiting in your favorite cheshire grin
Marcy/Andrias - #love and blood and hate and some empty tunes
Calamity Anne - #teach myself complete submission while I grant myself complete permission
Calamity Sasha - #when there’s quantity we can find some clarity in something
Calamity Marcy - #if I must play fair it’ll take long to get there
Marky Wu - #five fingers two black hooves
Luz/Marcy - #when I’m dreaming tonight I can do anything
Other Fandoms:
Owlphibia - #talons and webbed feet
Encanto - #gift with an undertow
Centaurworld - #horsekai
Learning With Pibby - #telegeddon
Spirit Animals - #connections and legends
Bone - #mundane and lucid dreamers
Pendragon - #fallen angelverse
Amanda the Adventurer - #souls behind screenhell
Nimona - #zoology desecration
Murder Drones - #assimilate & eviscerate
The Amazing Digital Circus - #carousel to infinity
Comfort Characters:
Marcy - #tidesoul sunbeam
Luz - #spellform prodigy
Eda - #feathered renegade
Peridot - #key-lime hardriver
Spinel - #rubberjive
Sayori - #contrary cinnabon
Yuri - #bastion of chill
ENA - #pixel pallygon
Shepherd - #goodest-boy guardian
Fizzarolli - #neon hellraiser
Misc.:
Politics/stigma/signal boosts/self-care reminders- #important things/advice
Art advice - #art tipparoonis
Writing advice - #writing tipparoonis
Cute/calming/aesthetic posts - #serotonin booster shtuff
Funny posts - #humor corner
Art that’s mine - #ammonart
Art that’s not mine - #kewl art by kewl people
Thoughts/theories/liveblogs/slice-of-life posts - #random snippets of my day
My writing - #my jottins
Posts I relate to/that remind me of myself - #bumble vibes
Recipes - #good baking
Asks - #askeroonis
Asks from mutuals - #moot fren people
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kikithefox231 · 1 year
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About me!
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Fandoms: (Bolded + Italicised are the one's I am screaming and crying over right now) Amphibia ✮ The Owl House ✮ Svtfoe ✮ Gravity Falls ✮ Miraculous Ladybug ✮ The Dragon Prince ✮ She-Ra (Reboot) ✮ Ducktales (Reboot) ✮ Pokemon ✮ Over the Garden Wall ✮ Infinity Train ✮ Glitch Techs ✮ Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts ✮ Phineas and Ferb ✮ Milo Murphy's Law ✮ MLP ✮ Warrior Cats ✮ Your Name ✮ Weathering with You ✮ Suzume ✮ HTTYD ✮ Your Lie In April ✮ Exu ✮ Critical Role c3 ✮ Wolfwalkers ✮ Aggretsuko ✮ Genshin Impact ✮ Honkai Star Rail ✮ Animal Crossing ✮ Neko Atsume ✮ Spiderverse ✮ Murder Drones ✮ Nisekoi ✮ Nimona ✮ Zootopia ✮ Sonic Franchise ✮ Littlest Pet Shop ✮ Keeper of the Lost Cities ✮ Tamako Love Story ✮ Spy x family ✮ Percy Jackson and the Olympians ✮ One Stormy Night ✮
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ballister: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Ambrosius: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Ballister: Absolutely not.
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ambrosius: Nimona? What are you writing?
Nimona: A fanfic.
Ambrosius…..
Ambrosius: About what?
Nimona: You and Ballister
Ambrosius: W-what? W-why?
Nimona: Ballister asked me to. I'm being paid.
Ballister *from behind the sofa* I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ambrosius: *trying to fix something*
Ambrosius: Could you give me a hand?
Ballister: Sure.
Ballister: *takes his arm off and hands it to him*
Ambrosius: You're cute but that's not what I meant.
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ambrosius: The stars are so beautiful
Ballister: they're just giant balls of gas
Ambrosius: Oh come on, please don’t make this all sciencey
Ballister: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
Ambrosius: oh...
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ballister: Hey Brosius?
Ambrosius: Yes?
Ballister: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ambrosius:
Ambrosius: Where's Nimona?
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Nimona: I am in a lot of pain
Ballister: Do you mean emotional pain, or - OH GOOD GLORETH THAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD
Nimona: Pain, yes
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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The middle section of Nimona was basically:
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jeena-says-hi · 10 months
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Ambrosius: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?
Ballister: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
Ambrosius: Bal, the toaster is on fire.
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