Nimona: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Ballister: Nimona no
Ambrosius: Mistlefoe
Ballister: Please stop encouraging her
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Moving my memes from tw*tter to tumblr <3
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Ballister: where are you
Ambrosius: turn around
Ambrosius: no the other way
Ambrosius: wrong way again
Ballister: Brosius, where exactly are you??
Ambrosius: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles is adorable
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Nimona, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Ballister, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-
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Nimona: Good morning father figure
Ballister staring into his 4th cup of coffee: Good morning demon child
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Ballister: You want a beer?
Ambrosius: SHE'S 4!!!
Ballister: I DON'T KNOW!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT?!
Nimona: *is 1000+ years old and has already drank beer before*
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You know Nimona would.
Nimona: Evil Larry, would you still love me if I was worm?
Ballister, without hesitation: Yes.
Ambrosius:
Ballister: *Nudges him with elbow*
Ambrosius: Y-yes! Sorry, just hung up on the "Evil Larry" thing... And the whole... "Shark raiding the fridge for cold pizza at 3:45" this morning.
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Ambrosius: Bal, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.
Ballister: Yeah, I know.
Ambrsoius: What do you mean you know?
Ballister: Look at you.
Ambrosius: What do you mean look at me?
Ballister: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that, Ambs.
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Todd: Hey how y'all-
Nimona: *Growls like a lion*
Todd: AAHH BALLISTER GET YOU'RE CHILD OFF ME!
Ballister: She doesn't bite.
Todd: YES SHE DOES!
Todd nearly lost an arm that day and Ambrosius talked to Ballister and set some rules of what Nimona can and will not do.
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Ballister: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Nimona: You and me!
Ballister, tearing up: Okay.
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Ambrosius: Okay, truth or dare?
Ballister: Truth
Ambrosius: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ballister:
Ballister: ...Dare
Ambrosius: Go to bed
Ballister: I don’t like this game
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Ballister: Nimona, what... what are you?
Nimona: Oh, I’m bisexual.
Ballister: Do all of... bisexuals have this power?
Nimona, with absolute certainty: Yes.
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Ballister: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Ambrosius: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Ballister: Absolutely not.
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Ballister: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Nimona: Mine just says "Nimona no."
Ballister: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Nimona: Am I in trouble?
Ballister: Take a guess.
Nimona: No?
Ballister: Take another guess.
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