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ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes Day 23 1/4:

Donnie: Unfortunately, Leo has died. Cause of death, natural causes.

April: You pushed him down the skateboard ramp.

Donnie: Gravity. Gravity is naturally occurring.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 19 hours

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Tails: So we're not about to address the elephant in the room?

Amy: What are you talking about?

Sonic: ... Ok fine, Shadow and I are getting back together.

Knuckles: OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING-

#“AGAIN???”#sonic incorrect quotes #sth incorrect quotes #sth #tails the fox #miles prower #miles tails prower #amy the hedgehog #amy rose the hedgehog #amy rose #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #knuckles the echidna #knuckles the enchilada #knuckles #sonadow #sonic x shadow #shadow x sonic

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incorrectquoteslobby · 20 hours

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(when a child starts crying in public) Jesper: *tries to make the child laugh* Wylan: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* Inej: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* Nina: *cries with the child* Matthias: *ignores the child* Kaz: *is the reason why the child is crying*

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incorrectquoteslobby · 2 days

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Baron, to Splinter, about Donnie and Leo: Are they twins?

Splinter: I don't know, I found them like this.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 2 days

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Raph: Don, I need you to fix this teddy bear!

Donnie: Raph, that's a stuffed animal.

Raph: I know that!

Donnie: I'm a scientist.

Raph: Yeah?

Donnie: Is... Is that not the end of this conversation?

Raph: Are you sassing me?

Donnie: I mean, kinda.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 3 days

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Mikey: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Donnie finally snaps and commits murder?

Leo: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Donnie: No, no, I was just saying "shush."

Raph: ... We're colleagues here.

Donnie: Oh yeah, what were you saying?

Raph: I said "did you hear somthing-"

Donnie: SSHHH!

Raph: YOU'RE- You can go fuck yourself.

Raph: Don't "shush" me!

Donnie: SSHHH

Raph: I've told you this before! You don't "shush" me on a mission!

Donnie: Wait, wait- sshhh.

Raph: Wh- YOU DID IT AGAIN.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Raph: Don't "shush" me!

Donnie: SSHHH

Raph: I've told you this before! You don't "shush" me on a mission!

Donnie: Wait, wait- sshhh.

Raph: Wh- YOU DID IT AGAIN.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Shadow, through gritted teeth: I love being out of my comfort zone. It is necessary for personal development.

#quote from a tumblr post #sth incorrect quotes #sth #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #shadow

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Leo: How did the first person know to accept a raven?

Leo: If a bird was flying at me I'd be like, what the FU– *Punches air*

Leo: but then he'd be like, "no I have a message for you."

Leo: I'd be like, "yeah right BIRD!"

Donnie: *wheezing*

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Nines, monotone: That's my favourite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

#it's 2038 and bro doesn't know who trans people are smh my head #he's trying #quote from b99 #dbh incorrect quotes #dbh #d:bh #detroit become human #detroit: become human #detroit being human #rk900 #nines rk900 #rk900 nines #dbh rk900 #rk900 dbh #dbh nines #nines dbh

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Shadow: You know what else is interesting? Grenades.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Nines: Gavin. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Mikey: *throws bagel at Leo* BAGEL.

Mikey: *throws bagel at Donnie* BAGEL.

Mikey: *throws bagel at Raph* BAGEL.

#lmao i'm not tagging all of them #quote from b99 #rottmnt incorrect quotes #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect quotes #hamato michelangelo #michelangelo hamato #hamato mikey #mikey hamato #rottmnt michelangelo #michelangelo rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #mikey rottmnt

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Baron Draxum: Why is no one having a good time I specifically requested it.

#DONNIE AND BARON ARE HOLT YOU CAN FIGHT ME OVER IT #quote from b99 #rottmnt incorrect quotes #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect quotes #baron draxum #rottmnt baron draxum #baron draxum rottmnt #rise baron draxum #baron draxum rise

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incorrectquoteslobby · 8 days

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Donnie: April O'Neil is... a friend.

Mikey: See? It's not that hard to say something nice oh you're vomiting.

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incorrectquoteslobby · 10 days

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Incorrect Quote based on smth dumb I did

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Leo: I can never tell the difference between my lefts and my rights.

Donnie: Can't you just do the 'L' thing?

Leo: Nah, I also get confused on which 'L' is correct. I usually have to say the pledge of allegiance.

Leo, puts right hand over heart: Our father, who art in Heaven--wait, wrong one.

Donnie:

Donnie: Are you stupid?

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