I love them so bad. Girlfriends in every universe

I wonder how different society would be if the abuse schools commit was officially acknowledged as abuse.

*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

hoffman's car

this is basically what limited life was right

unedited meme:

yes if i met dr house he would call me a slur maybe. counterpoint is that a) i would find out what's wrong w me (beyond my current diagnoses of "well. it's not these things so. beats me!") and b) i would call him a slur right back. i dont tend to feel any particular urge to say slurs. but i would call him a faggot. i would. derogatorily? affectionately? depends on if he's diagnosed me yet. either way. he's faggot. to me.

the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

I can literally hear at least 4 people opening up their art softwares of choice to draw this scene rn

I really deeply hate how the correct statement "using man-hating as a cover for transmisogyny is awful and you need to be able to recognize when that's being used as a dogwhistle" has somehow evolved into "misandry is real and that's why terfs are wrong" like no I don't think it is. Can we please retire Not All Men I can't do this

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”

I made it out of the torture labyrinth. and you can too

were doing good on the push for more lesbian fan content im moving onto the next step: we need more lesbian rpf

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

They really went there huh.