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hey it's me bowser gwahaha
i'm still really peeved i've never gotten a solo game but don't let anyone know that
does anyone else like spicy chicken nuggets
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Kate: Teach me how to fight.
Yelena: (makes fists) You don't fight with these.
Yelena: (points to her head) You fight with this.
Later...
Clint: Why has Kate been head-butting people?
Yelena: (nodding sagely) Ah, just as I taught her.
#bishova#bishlova#yelena belova#kate bishop#hawkeye#black widow#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#funny#crack#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes
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IDW Megatron, watching the Iron Giant say "I am not a gun":
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Don't ask me why I had this headcanon of Dally just growling at anyone who gets too close to Johnny... and randomly thought I haven't seen a hold my flower meme in a while and then this happened
#the outsiders#johnny cade#dallas winston#jally#johnnycake#dally winston#the hero and the hoodlum#they are so dumb i love them endlessly#the outsiders fanart#fanart#jally fanart#crack#reblog if you like ♡
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thereness
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lmao can u imagine if in addition to cursing the DADA post Tom Riddle just kept showing up every year and reapplying in a different bad disguise (and under a different assumed name that is an anagram of his actual name)? Or if he just kept possessing different people? Every time Dumbledore's like 'i know it's you tom' and tom's like 'excuse me?? tom? tom who?' The crack AU we deserve.
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(I FORGOT HIS TAIL 😭)
Alastor finds another one of Vox's hidden cameras, and rather than frying it he decides to put on a show...
(YES IT'S OOC. NO I DON'T CARE. I spent my day drawing Alastor in a bralette, I'm happy with my life choices 😂)
#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel fanart#staticradio#radiostatic#why did i make this#still learning how to draw clothes#Pls be nice#Haha#twitter crosspost#I FORGOT HIS TAILLLLLL#crack#vox and alastor#voxal
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Kara: [crying] Nonono this can't be happening. You were taken from this world too soon, and all I did to try to save you was never enough because in the end my strength was my undoing. I can't believe that fate is so cruel as to take you just as I was about to know the sweetness of your touch on my lips. Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me?!
Alex: ...Kara, you dropped your ice cream, not the love of your life. Just don't squeeze the cone so hard next time.
Kara: Ice cream IS the love of my life.
Lena: I am literally RIGHT HERE Kara, what the hell?
Alex: Oh, you are SO sleeping on the couch tonight sis. I can't believe you actually just said that in front of your wife.
Kara: I CAN HAVE TWO LOVES!
#supercorp#kara danvers#lena luthor#alex danvers#supergirl#kara x lena#incorrect supercorp quote#incorrect supergirl quotes#crack
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/45303322
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I am concern.
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When someone that’s been psychologically manipulating you acts like they’ve done nothing wrong:
#shoutout to my ex friend#for being a total dick for the past 2 months#crack#shitpost#meme#my chemical romance#my chem#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#mcr memes#mental health#toxic friends#idk if I’d call what she did abuse but it certainly messed with my mind
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Kate: (blood dripping down her face) Well, that went better than expected!
Yelena: WHAT?! There are at least 15 ways this could have gone better. Like, I'm counting them right now in my head, you idiot!
#bishova#bishlova#yelena belova#kate bishop#hawkeye#black widow#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#funny#crack#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes
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BOYNEXTDOOR: HAS A CRUSH ON YOU💭
(maknae line)
genre: crack, smau
warning: none
Taesan💭
Leehan💭
Woonhak💭
#boynextdoor smau#bnd smau#bnd x reader#bnd#bnd imagines#taesan x reader#leehan#kim woonhak#woonhak#crack#boynextdoor x reader
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Caranthir is the Elven version of those sweets I used to eat all the time, the ones that are super, super sour on the outside - to the point that you'd get all red in the face (see the meaning of his name) and your eyes would pop out a bit - but if you suck and chew on them you get to the sweet, soft inside part
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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#crack#batposting#shitpost#tw food mention
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