I can honestly say I’ve never been so bored in my life. It’s not a feeling I’m used to.

Ouch, you’d really want to cut up my body? Or is this all really just an excuse to see me naked?

Can I be a surgeon instead? I think I’d be good at dissecting you. 

I don’t know, I think people are starting to wise up to the real you. There’s only so much longer your innocent act can last, little one. Feel free to use them on me anytime then, whenever you get the urge. Yeah I know you secretly like it, that’s the only reason I keep it up. I’m not that corny with anyone else. You would never! You’d be losing yourself business if you did, I’d be your best customer!

“Well, it’s not like anyone would believe you even if you did say anything.  And hush!  I get so many pickup lines from followers sent to my Tumblr, and I never get to use them.  And yes, that was very corny, but you know I always think it’s sweet.  I might kick you out of my coffee shop then.”

Would I ever betray you like that? Lucy, I’m surprised you even know such a potentially dirty pick up line but i like it. You know you don’t need permission to be my alice.. was that corny? I don’t even care. I actually would be there every morning as well, just to annoy you.

“Okay…  But you can’t tell anyone, alright?  The pick up lines are…  Well.  Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.  You’d have to come by every morning for coffee and a cinnamon roll.”

Well then I’m definitely not taking this for granted. Hit me with one. I’m sure you are. Maybe you should give up your career in youtube and open your own coffee shop. “Lucy’s lattes” I can see it being a big thing.

“It’s a once in a life time opportunity, lovie.  And you sure you don’t want that coffee?  I’m the best coffee maker in New York City.”

Lucy Prescott trying to use pick up lines on me, is this a dream or real life? Skip the coffee and start trying to pick me up, babe.

“I have coffee and lame pick up lines?”

Look at you, so caring. You can come and be my nurse while I gather my strength back if you’d like. We could even get you a uniform. You know, I’m feeling more energized already just picturing it.

Alright, buddy. I understand that, but you get some rest when you’re done. A well-deserved one.

No can do. It’s going to be a long edit and I need to make sure it’s ready to upload at the right time. I post my videos at the same time every day, you see. I’ll just nap when I’m done I guess.

Hey, little bee! If you’re tired, it’s alright to take a nap. Don’t exhaust yourself.

I’m gonna need some serious red bull to get me through this edit. Tired doesn’t even cover it.

Man, the consequences of being a youtuber. If only mcdonalds delivered, that is seriously its only downfall. Whats the vid about, bro?

I know, but that requires a lot of work to do that and besides I’m suppose to be staying inside to edit all day for a video that will be posted tomorrow on my channel.

Heck no, dude. I’ve only got 3 large fries and a cheeseburger left, I need all I can get. No worries though theres a mcdonalds on like every street these days so you’ll probably only need to step outside your front door to find one.

Care to share that mcdonalds? I mean, I know you’re not here but I really want some.

“I think I’ve finally found a hangover cure that works for me, just shitloads of mcdonalds”