I made a thing

I love Ocean's 11 for two reasons and two reasons only 1. Badass heist movie that has every person you need to pull of the heist of the century with no one backstabbing the other And 2. Found family. Two dad's taking their new child to work with grandpa, great-grandpa, the cool Uncle, the tech Uncle, another Uncle, chaotic ass twins, another adopted foreigner child and somehow one of said dads gets back with his ex-wife so now there's a mother among the family

Sexualities of the original Ocean's crew, as decided by me and my partner while watching Ocean's 13:

Danny: Straight, but has fucked Rusty. Liked it well enough, but decided that he wasn't into men. Would still do it again.

Rusty: Bisexual, but in denial. Liked fucking Danny way more than Danny liked fucking him and doesn't know what to do with that information.

Basher: Pansexual. Has never once cared what was in someone's pants, unless it was explosives. And then he was even more excited.

Livingston: Too anxious to have a sexuality. Would pass out if put in a situation where he was expected to have sex. Homoromantic.

Linus: Genuinely does not know. Is trying to have whatever the coolest sexuality is, mostly by copying Danny and Rusty, but is getting signals that he doesn't understand due to the "will fuck men platonically" and "deep repression," respectively.

Frank: Straight. I'm sorry, my guy just has very straight energy. Highly vocal ally though. Dated a lot of girls that turned out to be lesbians and loves hanging out with them.

Yen: Slut. The rest of his sexuality doesn't matter. The most important thing is that this man fucks, and he fucks often.

Turk: Straight, but has somehow only managed to ever date trans women. It's not a fetish and he's genuinely not doing it on purpose.

Virgil: Queer. If it happens, it happens. Will only date people who annoy his brother.

Saul: Straight, but only has gay friends. Lived through the hippie 60s and the AIDS crisis. Threw a Molotov cocktail on Reagan's White House lawn.

Reuben: Are you fucking kidding me? Gay.

Bonuses:

Tess: Demisexual. Will become attracted to both men and women, but she has to know them well first. Does not know this about herself.

Roman: Gay and isn't hiding it, but isn't flaunting it either. He'll tell you if you ask, but you do have to ask. Greco is his ex and the guys at boarding school made a LOT of GrecoRoman jokes.

Benedict: Considers having a sexuality a waste of time and energy. Only gets off as a bodily function like any other and doesn't understand why no one else treats sex this way. Has not considered that not everyone feels this way about sex.

I love Turk and Virgil so much

They have the mental maturity of five year olds and I love them dearly

Linus: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Turk: We got spring water.

Linus: NO.

Virgil: with EXTRA minerals.

Basher: it's like licking a stalagmite.

Linus: DON'T COME HOME.

Virgil: Mmmmm cave water.

osamu, editing a photo: i’m trying to make you taller, don’t you wanna be taller?

osamu: you’re a midget in 34 american states

atsumu: and an animal in the other 34

osamu:

atsumu: 24... 22

Group Four Round One

Character info from submissions under the cut

Mumen Rider (Headcanon) Mumen Rider is a superhero, but objectively not a very good one: he’s stuck in Class C, the lowest ranking of heroes, probably because he doesn’t actually have any powers or combat training. But he’s got a stronger sense of justice and bravery then most Class S heroes, and no amount of getting himself hurt by going up against huge monsters or hardened criminals is going to change that. He knows he can’t do much, but he’s determined to give it his all no matter what. His super powers are a) biking and b) being nice. You CANNOT tell me he’s not an RM. Bet, he served in the Philippines.

Virgil and Turk Malloy (Canon) The Malloy brothers from Provo, Utah are brought in by Rusty to aid in the scheme. They're referred to as "The Mormon Twins" from Provo.

ranking the ocean’s eleven crew on if they’re lesbians:

danny ocean - you could make the argument, but i think it’s weak, i’m going with not a lesbian

rusty ryan - definitely a lesbian

rueben - not a lesbian (gay man)

saul bloom - lesbian in another life, but not this one

frank catton - similar to danny, i see the argument but i don’t think so

livingston dell - lesbian (egg)

basher - not a lesbian (gay man)

virgil malloy - straight man lesbian (i do not know what this means but i know it to be true)

turk malloy - not a lesbian

yen - not a lesbian

linus caldwell - lesbian but only a little bit

(they’re all still in a polycule to be clear)

Various Members of the Batfamily as the Oceans Eleven Crew

b/c me and my sibling dearest had this conversation the car the other day & i feel like it & it was very fun to do

1. Danny Ocean (the mastermind): Bruce Wayne, I mean obviously.

2. Reuben Tishkoff (business kingpin): Lucius Fox. After a lengthy discussion it was decided that Reuben would also be Bruce because he would not need outside funding and would (in this universe) own the casino that gets torpedoed by Terry Benidict, but after further consideration Rueben being Lucius makes a shit ton of sense - the person who would keep Bruce’s businesses afloat while arrested, the person who knows Bruce’s ex and his co-conspirators, and the badass who will call you out to your face.

3. Robert “Rusty” Ryan (right-hand man): Selina Kyle. I originally thought Clark Kent because he is Bruce’s best friend. But, Selina is the kind of ride or die bff to show up in front of the prison you’re being released from (for which you were arrested for theft and grifting) just to ask who you are conning and stealing from next. (I don’t actually know enough about Ghostmaker to say this, but I feel like this could be him too.)

4. Tess Ocean (the ex-wife): Clark Kent. Once again, I originally had Selina as my pick here before my wonderful sibling said: “But wouldn’t Clark be the one to be super upset learning Bruce was a thief and con-artist this whole time?” And she’s not wrong. (I can also see this as either the ship or just friendship. Either winning back the love of his life or his best friend.)

5. Saul Bloom (the old pro): Alfred Pennyworth. I mean come on, brought out of retirement by Bruce and co bullying him into it (but really because he never wanted to retire). The line (from memory so could be wrong): “If you ask me that again, you will not wake the following morning.”

6. Linus Caldwell (the thief): Damian Wayne. Very talented, but still new to the trade. Trying to step out of his parents shadows and prove himself. Doesn’t know how to talk to people while grifting.

7. Basher Tarr (munitions expert): Jason Todd. More in it for the thrills than anything, having a really good time, the crew would be dead if not for his thorough knowledge of his craft.

8. Frank Catton (inside man): Dick Grayson. Perfect amount of sunshine to con his way into working in a casino after having been banned from them in other states and the perfect amount of pure chaos to be the one to make a semi-public dramatic scene and get fake arrested.

9. Livingston Dell (tech-guy): Barbara Gordon. Although she doesn’t have Livingston’s anxiety problems, there is no one better suited to handle the tech portion of a heist. (She wouldn’t have to call for help in the third movie.)

10. The Malloy Brothers - Virgil and Turk (wheelmen/con-men/strike instigaters/jack-of-many-trades): Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake. I just see these two pulling off the bickering relationship the best, being able to get perfectly on each others nerves while always 100% having each other’s backs.

11. The Amazing Yen (the grease man): Cassandra Cain. The communicating in a different language (I love a Cass that uses ASL or has selective mutism, etc.). The only person who really does her part of the plan with zero fuck ups (except for the injury to her hand which was caused by someone else fucking up!) I also just imagine her like five feet tall.

12. Terry Benedict (slick business man/the target): Lex Luther. It fits so well. And Clark gets to sass the hell out of Lex and maybe slap him - although I could be remembering that wrong.

I wrote this up very late at night and need sleep, oh well. I couldn’t figure Duke Thomas into this :( Feel free to add more or add who you would have as each character, I love to see it <3

I Have An Idea... Part 4

by CreativeLiterature

Oneshots of various couples, some intimate moments, mostly implied sex, a few graphic.

Each chapter name mentions which characters are involved.

Words: 4788, Chapters: 15/15, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of I Have An Idea...

Fandoms: The OC (TV), Call Me By Your Name (2017), Bring It On (Movies), Downton Abbey, Sweet Home Alabama (2002), Stargate SG-1, Life is Strange: True Colors (Video Game), Spartacus Series (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, True Blood (TV), Entourage (TV), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies), Phoenix Nights (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Kirsten Cohen, Sandy Cohen, Thomas Barrow, Jimmy Kent, Elio Perlman, Whitney (Bring It On), Jan (Bring It On), Melanie Carmichael | Melanie Smooter, Jake Perry, Sam Carter (Stargate), Daniel Jackson (Stargate), Alex Chen (Life is Strange), Ryan Lucan, Ilithiya (Spartacus), Segovax (Spartacus), Peter Quill, Oliver (Call Me by Your Name), Gamora (Marvel), Sloan McQuewick, Scott Lavin, Jason Stackhouse, Jessica Hamby, Isabel Lahiri, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Paddy O'Shea, Original Female Character(s), Ethel Parks, Major Bryant (Downton Abbey)

Relationships: Kirsten Cohen/Sandy Cohen, Thomas Barrow/Jimmy Kent, Melanie Smooter/Jake Perry, Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson (Stargate), Alex Chen/Ryan Lucan, Ilithyia/Segovax (Spartacus), Gamora/Peter Quill, Sloan McQuewick/Scott Lavin, Isabel Lahiri/Virgil Malloy/Turk Malloy, Isabel Lahiri/Francois Toulour, OC/Paddy O'Shea, Whitney/Jan (Bring It On), Oliver/Elio Perlman, Ethel Parks/Major Bryant

Additional Tags: Screenplay/Script Format

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48199195

Oceans Trilogy Masterlist

Danny Ocean

Linus Caldwell

Rusty Ryan

Turk Malloy

Virgil Malloy

Hello Greywood residents!

It's time for another one of our classic monthly updates! We've had some newcomers so please be sure to make them feel welcome and reach out to create plots and threads if you haven't already done so. We have some in-character birthdays to look forward to in March! Make time to celebrate: Santiago Flores and Corey Patterson.

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤

No major events are scheduled for this month but there might be a minor environmental update to look out for...

𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤

Our February open starters are:

Jacob Coates is having a groggy start at a cafe...

Nathan Winters is battling fatigue at Paranormal Beans & Comics...

Guinevere Malloy is indulging with a cigarette outside of the Town Center...

Virgil Achyls is by the frozen lakeside...

Willow Chamberlain is having a boring night at Harley's Gourmet Burgers...

Give them some loving attention or reach out to the mun to start something new if the starter is too old for you.

𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜

Our monthly activity check will take place tomorrow, March 1st!

If you think you will not make this activity check please reach out to the main to request a hiatus!

Thank you for your attention and happy writing!

Malloy Twins headcannons

- Turk is a minute older - Turk also got the muscle genes while Virgil got the smart genes… at least more then Turk - their first argument was when they were 3 and they both wanted to watch a different kids show - Virgil’s the more sensitive twin, he cried in Titanic - Turk is a nickname his full name is Tuckerman Malloy but he hates it - they like to wrestle for fun - Turk always wins - the reason Rusty knew about them was because another guy who had worked with the twins said they were amazing get away drivers - he didn’t mention the constant arguing - when Danny and Rusty went to recruit them they were arguing, in the middle they were arguing and by the end they were arguing just after agreeing to go to Las Vages - Turk calls Virgil sweetheart because his first girlfriend called him sweetheart and as the twin brother has never let it go - Now he calls anyone in his circle of 'I will deny this but I care about them' - If no one noticed he called Danny sweetheart in Ocean's 13 - if someone joins in on one of the twins making fun of the the other, the second the other twin leaves the twin who had just been calling him a ‘dumbass bitch with a brain the size of a ant’ will turn to that someone with the most menacing glare ever - ”listen here you little shit I don’t know who the fuck you think you are but if you says that to my brother again I will run you over with my car” - randomly calls the other stupid pet names both to annoy the other- - “VERMIN!” “TURKEY!” “VIRGIN!” ”TUTU!” "BITCH-" - and for that ‘random moment you decide to be nice to your sibling’ affection - ”… hey Virgie you want McDonalds?” - ”Hey T I got tickets to a Monster Truck Rally wanna come?” - there as never been one time that they haven’t been arguing except for two things: Monster Truck Rallies are awesome and X-Men - They fear nothing... except losing the other. They may argue alot but god forbid anything happens to the other like getting shot in a heist gone wrong or break a bone even if its something small like accidently hurting the other in roughhousing or one accidently cutting themselves while doing dishes - For example one time they were roughhousing and suddenly Virgil yelled out ow and Turk went into full panic mode _ "NOBODY FUCKING MOVE! ARE YOU OKAY!? DID YOU BREAK SOMETHING!?! DO WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!?!?!" - Turns out Virgil just landed on his arm too hard and it was enough to hurt but not break - "Oh thank god..." just tackles him "MOTHERFUCKER YOU MADE ME WORRY-" - No one on the team has let him live it down, they found it adorable of course but it's their job to tease each other

The Oceans 11 gang as D&D classes

George Clooney as Danny Ocean: Bard. High charisma and proficiency in deception

Bernie Mac as Frank Catton: Barbarian

Brad Pitt as Robert "Rusty" Ryan: Fighter

Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff: wizard

Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy: artificer

Scott Caan as Turk Malloy:

Eddie Jemison as Livingston Dell: divination wizard

Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr, an explosives expert

Qin Shaobo as "The Amazing" Yen: Rogue

Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom, an elderly con man

Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell, a pickpocket that aids Danny

I Have An Idea... Part 4

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EmIiYqs

by CreativeLiterature

Oneshots of various couples, some intimate moments, mostly implied sex, a few graphic.

Each chapter name mentions which characters are involved.

Words: 4788, Chapters: 15/15, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of I Have An Idea...

Fandoms: The OC (TV), Call Me By Your Name (2017), Bring It On (Movies), Downton Abbey, Sweet Home Alabama (2002), Stargate SG-1, Life is Strange: True Colors (Video Game), Spartacus Series (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, True Blood (TV), Entourage (TV), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies), Phoenix Nights (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Kirsten Cohen, Sandy Cohen, Thomas Barrow, Jimmy Kent, Elio Perlman, Whitney (Bring It On), Jan (Bring It On), Melanie Carmichael | Melanie Smooter, Jake Perry, Sam Carter (Stargate), Daniel Jackson (Stargate), Alex Chen (Life is Strange), Ryan Lucan, Ilithiya (Spartacus), Segovax (Spartacus), Peter Quill, Oliver (Call Me by Your Name), Gamora (Marvel), Sloan McQuewick, Scott Lavin, Jason Stackhouse, Jessica Hamby, Isabel Lahiri, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Paddy O'Shea, Original Female Character(s), Ethel Parks, Major Bryant (Downton Abbey)

Relationships: Kirsten Cohen/Sandy Cohen, Thomas Barrow/Jimmy Kent, Melanie Smooter/Jake Perry, Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson (Stargate), Alex Chen/Ryan Lucan, Ilithyia/Segovax (Spartacus), Gamora/Peter Quill, Sloan McQuewick/Scott Lavin, Isabel Lahiri/Virgil Malloy/Turk Malloy, Isabel Lahiri/Francois Toulour, OC/Paddy O'Shea, Whitney/Jan (Bring It On), Oliver/Elio Perlman, Ethel Parks/Major Bryant

Additional Tags: Screenplay/Script Format

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/SKtnckw