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katyspersonal · 10 months

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What Bloody Crow and Maria USED TO wear before?

Honestly, @heraldofcrow made a very good point ( x ) that Cainhurst Knights are not "real" hunters - they dispose of their nobles that got too blood-drunk! We do, however, know what their warriors used to wear thanks to a link between portrait and Chalice Dungeons:

(The 'display' one is unused, I saw it first in Lance's video about some unused items here ( x ), at 5:40)

And now I am thinking about the fact that Cainhurst Guardians (what Bloody Crow and Leo are) hunt specifically for Blood Dregs, that are said to be discovered within hunters first and foremost, and that lore bit that Vilebloods clan, was (re)born after Byrgenwerth discovered (more like brought back) the holy blood! It is possible that THE reason why Cainhurst warriors were hunting in Chalice Dungeons to begin with WAS to restore their 'legacy'.

So, basically, the Guardian type might have been a later invention, as they're 1) associated with the 'clan' (consanguineous contract with the blood queen) 2) NEED hunters' bodies for their quest and 3) found as hostile NPCs in dungeons but there are no corpses of THIS type of hunter scattered like this, so they simply could have dived in later

^^^ There is an armour of warriors on horses in Annalise's throne room specifically that is very similar, though! If anything, looks like the same armour but a silver variant instead of golden one! Within the lore, both silver and gold are believed to repel beasthood!

It is hard to say for sure which is which! Cainhurst seems to be more particular on silver in the end, though, whereas Healing Church picked gold as THEIR trademark, especially manifesting in Gold Ardeo of Executioners. But.... yeah, you know, THAT theory:

I would think that initially, Cainhurst had the golden heavy armor, but soon enough they started to prefer silver instead! Maybe to further distance from the Church as the tension between was growing, or maybe to connect with their ancestry more (Pthumerian ancestors DO seem to wear mostly silver things, Mergo's servants and Labyrinth Warrior off the top of my head). Maybe both! Or maybe 'golden' warriors were the army - diving into dungeons, travelling lands, etc, but 'silver' warriors were bodyguards specifically, with attached presence to the castle and the queen! I think I like this one!

My point is? If Bloody Crow and Leo were guardians of the queen from the start, this might have been their armour before adopting the new style as hunters of Blood Dregs.

And maybe Maria also used to wear a set like this? Beasts (and undead Pthumerians in the dungeons, for that matter) are very agile, and heavy armour would not be effective. You need to jump and roll and run with these fuckers, you'd need a lighter armour! We can see confirmation of it with just how many warriors are dead in the dungeons. So, Gehrman and other Old Hunters appeared and helped Cainhurst to adopt different tactics with clothing and maybe weapons?

Alternatively, just like heraldofcrow said, maybe Maria WAS a Knight and not the warrior; but, again, Knights are basically internal staff with their clothes and unnecessarily elegant fancy weapons x) Their forte is killing their peers that went cringe and fail, not so much the beasts! So, again, a training to become stronger and go out there to protect the city from "plague of beasts" was needed.

Male Knights specifically have shoes of horse riders (with sharp metal plates to them, you know) and the name of the weapon Reiterpallasch means 'horse rider's sword' in German. So yeah, like I said before, it is expected that male Knights would prefer riding horses and using Reiterpallasch and rely more on their physical capacity; meanwhile, female Knights would likely rely more on bloody sword Chikage, that is also then used by Guardians! Interestingly, transformation of Chikage doesn't include stabbing oneself like in Maria's battle, but instead, you slide it in the sheath and it comes out bloodied.

Maria's weapon is also interesting, as it is not simply Chikage but without blood, of course! I feel like typically male Knights would use Reiterpallasch that is a sword, but also a gun, meanwhile female Knights (and later, Guardians) would use Chikage and Evelyn, and Evelyn Maria is pretty familiar with too!

Basically, she could have already been a unique Knight on her own, maybe already had her unusual weapon, or maybe she used Chikage + Evelyn combo but never used Chikage's bloody state. But Cainhurst seems to be the most gender-roles place, and if Cainhurst Knights had certain "norms" within them (with men being more dex and women being more blood), I can imagine Maria being 'your angle or yuor devil' with her style and clothes x)

Yet I just..... keep thinking about the possibility that guns using silver bullets were Old Hunters' invention entirely, that Cainhurst OWES Evelyn to Gehrman, and that Knights became a thing after holy blood was brought back. Because now the vampires could drink it like that! In that case? Maria and Crow could wear that cool metal armour, then Maria would adopt new style from Gehrman and Cainhurst would be the one to steal the drip for themselves! @fantomette22 made a good point that Knights on the portraits are depicted WITHOUT the ribbon; meanwhile, Knight's Wig is not only the ribbon itself but a... well, wig. It has a piece of silver hair attached to it! So maybe not Maria imitated the look of the Knights as a hunter, but THEY imitated her look in honor of her being the most important warrior amongst themselves?

Yeah it largerly depends on how long one wants to make the timeline, but what do you guys think? Was Maria wearing that cool silver armour before becoming Gehrman's student, as a guardian of the queen before they became something else? Or maybe what Crow's armour is actually DID exist for a while, and Maria was wearing that one before departing as a hunter? Or was she wearing just male Knight outfit but with fighting style more common for female Knights? Or she had unique look entirely? (But yeah also please consider..... Bloody Crow in alternative armour...)

#bloodborne #lady maria of the astral clocktower #bloody crow of cainhurst #cainhurst #sorry it just got me to think....#bloodborne headcanons #bloodborne observation #CROW IN ALTERNATIVE ARMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this puts the biggest the dumbest smile on my face #but yeah maria is unusual!

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delightfulcrasher · 2 years

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I love whenever you post, it's not often but when you do it's great! Obviously the quality of your work takes time and you need time to yourself as well. I hope you're doing alright, and as always brilliant work!

Jenjimin my blorbo my scrunkly scrimblo.

I don't know what else to say apart from thank you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

I do feel bad that I'm not able to post as often some writing blogs but I do always try my best to find time to write. And I sincerely hope what I am able to produce is satisfactory and enjoyable for the audience I write for. We're all just feral vampire men lovers looking for content and we deserve it!

I hope you're doing alright too! ♪(´▽｀)

#ara answers #I figured I should start answering these types of asks instead of hoarding them in my inbox #to show appreciation and love because I'm #I love you guys so much LIKE HELP #makes my days better makes me want to write better #gives me a reason to get out of bed in the mourning #I especially love seeing reoccurring faces #like yours jenjimin #it puts the biggest dumbest smile on my face I HATE IT jk #anyway I'm gonna disappear in the tags lmao bye xoxo

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5eraphim · 1 month

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When i saw sniper saying "nothing personal" in the bunny under the bridge pt. II I swear i felt a chill run down my spine...

giving you a gold star for knowing your 5eraphim lore (tm)

(sorry i made u read all that!)

#it it wrong this ask literally made me start fist pumping?#idk it put the biggest dumbest damn smile on my face i can tell u that much #.txt #anonymous #thank you so much for the ask ! <3

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miupow · 2 months

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⭑𓂃 GETTING STONED W/ TXT .ᐟ ୭ ˚. [ HEADCANONS]

☆〜（ゝ。∂）txt x gn!reader ⋆ cw// drugs/marijuana mentions! sfw, tooth rotting fluff <𝟑 kissing, cuddling, implied established relationships

⤷ what i imagine it's like smoking with the boys . . .

연준 YEONJUN

i imagine him high is a lot like him drunk lol

soft, sleepy, cuddly and just the biggest baby whining that he wants kisses now

likes using your lap as a pillow for his head, the type to nuzzle his face in your belly and wrap his arms tight around you-- won't you play with his hair? tell him what an amazingwonderfulhandsome boyfriend he is?

tries very hard not to fall asleep on you but fails every time

pls take care of him :(

finds the other boys annoying when they're high lol but still does it with them because they're his baby brothers and he loves them no matter how much they piss him off <33

cannot smoke without you because he'd spend the entire sesh going "where's my baby?? i wanna see my baby, i miss them so much :(("

수빈 SOOBIN ⭑𓂃

the kind to just stare blankly at the wall for hours

"bin, you okay?" "uh huh..."

probably gets sensory overload easily, don’t have too much going on at once or he’ll get a headache :<

soogyu is my dream blunt rotation im gonna be honest they're so fucking funny they just be sayin shit

high bin says the some of funniest things you've ever heard in your life but he has no idea he's even being funny

"why are you laughing at me??? :(("

gasps when you tell him you love him even though you tell him every day

“REALLY??? I LOVE YOU TOO!!!”

will get into the dumbest arguments, especially with gyu?? “what do you think would happen if you put a werewolf on the moon…” “what the hell is wrong with you??”

“no, dumbass, that’s not even how ufos work. look it up.”

범규 BEOMGYU ⭑𓂃

true delulu headcanon time here but hear me out okay

he's so crazy adhd brain high energy when he's sober but i feel like when he's stoned he's so. chill?

put a movie on or something and he'll be quiet for hours he's just so transfixed by the moving colors and lights

just wants to cuddle with you in silence or like. talk about deep shit

you honestly kind of love it because you'll have conversations about your future and your relationship that gyu wouldn't take seriously sober

he's very upfront and straightforward with his feelings when he's stoned, which is so unlike him

says some corny shit with stars in his eyes like "i wanna spend forever with you" and then regrets it later because he sounded like a dweeb

he's so whipped for you and he can't hide it :<

let him lay on your chest, playing with his long pretty hair, calling him beomie while he looks up at you with hazy, unfocused but so in love eyes

again soogyu = dream blunt rotation gyu is so funny

“do crabs think fish are flying??” type mf i love him very much

태현 TAEHYUN ⭑𓂃

this might be an unpopular opinion but tyun is absolutely the biggest stoner out of the five of them

i feel like he would smoke to relax, not necessarily to get high-- he's on stress overdrive 24/7, especially during comeback season,, he smokes to finally make his brain go quiet for at least a night

big social smoker but also enjoys smoking alone or just with you

i see him the most like his sober self, quiet and content and not really paying much attention to anything

normally you have to fight him to get his picture taken but when he's stoned he'll just let you shove a camera in his face and you love it sm,, "tyunnie!! baby! smile!"

very content with letting you sit on his lap while he zones out, nuzzling his neck-- he loves feeling needed, loves taking care of you

thinks everyone else is very entertaining, just enjoys watching his brothers act like idiots

he's such a bottled up guy, doesn't like to show or talk about how he's feeling ;; but he'll open up easily once you get him loosened up

휴닝카이 HUENING KAI ⭑𓂃

i want to smoke with this boy so bad. it's not even funny.

he's so cuddly and sweet and giggly,,, i lob him,,

he gets too out of it to kiss you so he makes your plushies kiss eachother instead hehe

kiss his freckles :< just give him so many smooches all over his face while he laughs that it tickles

spooning is a need not a want. he'd rest his chin on the top of your head and hold you soso close while you lay on his bed watching a movie ;;

like soobin he probably gets overstimulated easily,, he needs the lights off and he likes when you wear soft/fuzzy clothes,, ur his plushie now :<

will not let you get up for anything at all. will literally follow you to the bathroom and wait outside of the door like a puppy

SOOO much skinship he needs to touch and be touched so badly

goes totally nonverbal when he's stoned. will not say a word for hours

TUMMY RUBS also lays his head on your belly ;;

thinks literally everything is funny. show him a picture of like. a horse and he'd laugh at it

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impishtubist · 1 year

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double date

Behold, the dumbest thing I have ever written. I inflicted this on a handful of Discord pals a while back, but you know what? Everyone should be made to suffer from my terrible writing 😂

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“Padfoot, calm down.” Remus lays a hand on Sirius’s, stopping him from further shredding his empty straw wrapper.

“I am calm.”

“Mate, you’re literally vibrating.” James is sitting on Sirius’s other side, and he puts a hand on Sirius’s knee, stilling his bouncing leg. “It’s just Regulus.”

“Just Regulus?” Sirius hisses. “I haven’t seen him since I was seventeen, James! This isn’t just Regulus, this is huge!”

“I know,” Remus says soothingly. “But you being a nervous wreck isn’t going to make this any easier.”

Sirius sags a bit in his seat. “I want this to go well, Moony.”

“It will. This was his idea, after all. That’s promising, isn’t it?”

“S’pose so.” Sirius straightens in his seat, brightening a little. “Think it’s a good sign that he wants to introduce me to his boyfriend, too.”

“It was sweet of him to suggest a double date,” Remus says, casting James a significant look. James shrugs, unapologetic.

“Like I’m going to pass up a chance to see Baby Black and his boyfriend,” he says cheerfully. “What do you think? Think Reggie’s dating a Muggle?”

Sirius’s entire face lights up, and he cackles. “A Muggle! Oh, Prongs, that’d be brilliant. Might put Mother in an early grave, too.”

The door opens then, and Regulus steps into the pub. Sirius goes completely still, eyes wide, so Remus raises a helpful hand to flag him down. Regulus catches sight of them, and hesitates for a moment before making his way over to their table. He’s followed by a tall man with long black hair and--

Snape.

It’s Snape.

Regulus is dating Severus fucking Snape.

The waiter appears at their table at the same time Regulus and Snape do. Remus raises his hand.

“Five Firewhiskeys, please,” he says while James and Sirius openly gape at the newcomers. The waiter smiles politely.

“A round for the table, then?”

“Oh, no, those are all for me.”

The waiter departs, and Regulus pulls out the chair across from Sirius. Snape’s eyes flick between James and Remus, and he eventually chooses the seat across from Remus. Remus gives him his biggest, most wolfish grin, and Snape quickly looks away.

“Brother,” Regulus says.

“Reggie,” Sirius squeaks. “What the fuck--”

Remus digs his fingers into Sirius’s thigh. “What Sirius means is, it’s great to see you.”

“Yeah,” Sirius says, his voice only slightly strangled. “Yeah, Reggie, it’s great to see you. Thanks…thanks for suggesting this. And for bringing your, um.”

“Fiance,” Regulus says.

“Fiance?” Sirius and James burst out, looking horrified.

“That’s great, Regulus,” Remus says through gritted teeth, kicking Sirius under the table. “Isn’t it?”

James recovers first. “Yeah, it’s--that’s great. Love is…great.”

Sirius draws a deep breath, visibly pulling himself together. “I’m really happy for you, Regulus. Shall we, um, decide what to order?”

The waiter returns with Remus’s Firewhiskeys, takes their food orders, and goes off again. Sirius clears his throat.

“So, um, Severus,” he says, and the name sounds like it only pains him a little to say, “what is it you do?”

“I’m the Potions Master at Hogwarts,” Snape says. Remus cringes inwardly--those poor students--and knocks back his first shot.

“What about you, Regulus?” he asks.

“I’m--”

“Regulus doesn’t work,” Snape cut in.

“Doesn’t work?” Sirius repeats.

“He doesn’t need to.”

“That’s right,” Regulus says. “I’m…taking care of the household.”

“But you wanted to be a potioneer,” James says, and he sounds pained.

Regulus stares at him. “You remember that?”

“‘Course I remember it,” James says quietly. “Thought you’d be brilliant at it. You wanted to open a shop in Diagon Alley and everything. What happened?”

“Oh, er, nothing. It’s just…not really for me.”

“That doesn’t sound like you at all.”

The tension at the table increases tenfold. Remus takes a second shot.

“If that makes you happy, Reggie, I support it,” Sirius says abruptly. “It…sounds great. Staying home and…looking after Severus’s…things.”

“I’m a trophy husband, too,” Remus says with a wink. “I have no complaints.”

Regulus gives him a tight smile. “Yes, I’m sure I’ll…get used to it.”

“He’ll take care of the children, too,” Snape says, and Remus chokes on his third shot.

“When the time comes,” Regulus says hastily, patting Snape’s arm.

“I think you’ll be singing a different tune on our wedding night,” Snape purrs, and Remus grabs Sirius’s wrist before he can draw his wand.

“Yes, when is the wedding?” he asks.

“This summer,” Snape says. “That leaves us with plenty of time to ensure that he’s with child by the time term begins.”

“What, you’re going to knock him up and then leave him?” James asks.

“Yes, we agreed that was best,” Regulus says.

“If it makes you happy,” Sirius says again, though this time it’s through gritted teeth.

“Indeed. There’s no need for me to be around for…the unpleasantness of pregnancy,” Snape says, waving a hand.

“Raising children is very, um, rewarding,” Remus says quickly, while Sirius makes a noise like a wounded animal. The room’s getting a bit blurry, and he feels very light.

“Rewarding, yeah,” Sirius says in a high-pitched voice. He clears his throat. “R-right, Jamie?”

“Yep, yeah, greatest thing I’ve ever done. I love staying home with Haz,” James says. “‘Specially now that I only have him half the time.”

Regulus’s eyes snap to James. “You broke up with Evans?”

James blinks. “Er, yeah. Divorced about a year ago. We’ve been doing the whole co-parenting thing and it’s going really well, though.”

Light pink dusts Regulus’s cheeks, and--oh.

Oh, that would make sense. That would make so much sense. How had he missed it?

Remus grabs his fourth shot and polishes it off. He then raises the fifth shot and says, “A toast!”

“A toast?” Regulus, James, and Sirius echo.

“To the happy couple.” Remus pushes Sirius’s glass at him, water sloshing over the sides. “C’mon, Pads. Toast your brother and his--and his happiness.”

Sirius lifts his glass, looking like he’s swallowed something sour. “Er--right. To Regulus and Sn-Severus. May you, um…”

“Have a very happy life together,” James jumps in when Sirius falters.

“Right, that. And…love one another forever?”

“And be fruitful and multiply,” Remus says cheerfully.

Now it’s Regulus’s turn to look like he’s tasted something bitter, but Snape practically leers.

“Oh, we will,” he says, leaning in to kiss Regulus.

Bang!

Snape is thrown out of his chair and crashes into the wall behind him, cracking his head on the bricks before landing in a crumpled heap on the floor.

“James!” Sirius exclaims in outrage.

“It wasn’t me!” James protests.

“It was me,” Regulus says with a sniff. “Honestly. The nerve of him. I told him I wanted to wait until the wedding night.”

Remus hands his last Firewhiskey shot to Regulus, who downs it without blinking.

“You’re not in love with Snape,” he says, and Regulus pulls a face.

“Of course I’m not.”

“Then why did you tell me you were bringing your boyfriend to meet us!” Sirius demands.

“Because it’s what people do, Sirius,” Regulus says.

“What people?”

“People who are meeting their estranged brother and his husband for the first time in years!” Regulus sighs. “I can’t go on a double date with my brother if I don’t have a date.”

“Wait, did you--did you pretend to date Snape and then get engaged to him just so you would have a reason to reach out to me?”

“Well, he didn’t think it was pretend.” Regulus sniffs again. “I’m very convincing, you know.”

“You didn’t--”

Regulus’s lip curls. “Of course not. I told him I was a virgin and waiting for our wedding night. I should probably be insulted by how easily he bought that. Potter, what are you doing over there?”

James blinks at him. “What?”

“This is a double date, isn’t it?” Regulus gestures at the now-empty chair next to him. “I need a date.”

“Oh!” James scrambles over to the other side of the table. “Right, of course. Hello.”

“Hello.”

“You look amazing, you know.”

Regulus blushes. “Yes, you’ve been staring at me since I sat down. Awfully rude of you, with my fiance right there.”

James looks pained. “He’s not your fiance anymore, is he?”

“Merlin, no.”

“What,” Sirius whispers to Remus, “is happening right now?”

Remus pats his shoulder. “I think the wedding is still on.”

“Different groom, though, right?”

“Oh, yeah, definitely.”

#wolfstar #regulus x ???????#imp is writing #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black #cw pregnancy mention #it's not a fic of mine without a hint of breeding kink okay #cw alcohol mention #cw snape

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kasdan · 6 months

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Matching Costume Headcanons

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Pairing: marvel characters x gn!reader

Characters: Frank Castle, Loki, Carol Danvers, Kamala Khan, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Yelena Belova, Matt Murdock, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff

Warnings: franks part was so fluffy and cheesy it hurt my heart and then theres matt being the biggest whore, nat is a menace

happy halloween all!❤️

𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆

he finds the costumes in the closet when he’s looking for something

“oh god”

knows exactly what it means even when he sees you and your innocent smile standing in the doorway

doesn’t even want to go out for halloween, but now he has to because he’s not going to turn you down when you look so excited and you obviously put time into finding the costumes

complains about how the costume fits on him and how it’s too tight in places

will put on a smile on his face even if he might not feel 100% into it, but by the end of the night he’ll won’t be able to help the genuine smile on his face, even if the costumes are of the dumbest things

gets tired of certain accessories on him and tries to take them off for a while, but is forced to put them right back on when he sees the look you have on your face

doesn’t care what he’s wearing he’s just glad he’s spending time with you and wouldn’t have it any other way

will put this costume or any other costume on again if you want him to mans actually will not care as long as you’re there with him

𝑳𝒐𝒌𝒊

when you bring up the idea of matching costumes together he’s confused at this custom

“why would you want to dress as something else?”

you eventually convince him to do it and can see that he’s more excited for it than he lets on

lets you do all the planning as it was your idea after all

he pretends to be reading and fully immersed in the book when you’re putting some things together for the costumes

he’s not good at hiding his interest

when you ask him to try on the costume for the first time he’s very reluctant and makes a big deal out of it

you practically have to push him into the bathroom to change, him mumbling about how he can just use magic to put it on, but you insist that he has to put it on the correct way

will complain the entire time when out in public while wearing the costume about “dumb midgardian traditions”

will do it again next year if you ask really nicely:))

𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍 𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔

you have multiple different costumes that you change into as the night progresses

is very committed to the different costumes

one costume she carries a boombox around on her shoulder and you know that mf is so heavy to be carried around like that

has you both take a picture of every single costume you change into

goes out dancing with the costumes on and you have the time of your lives

will put out the wackiest dance moves, attempting to make them correlate to the costume she’s wearing, but ends up just jumping around

will run down the street and drag you along with her, she enjoys the freeing feeling of the wind along with the costume she’s in

hosts a halloween costume party so she can show everyone both of your costumes at once

overall she really just likes halloween

you’ll bake food and treats while in your costumes

she’s really tempted to dress up for the entire week of halloween but eventually just decides to do the day of when you mention the work that would have to go into it, even though she had enough costumes to do so

you did it really just to save yourself so you wouldn’t have to dress up for an entire week

𝑲𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒂 𝑲𝒉𝒂𝒏

she brings up the idea of matching costumes with the most excitement out of anyone

will have bruno make both the costumes— captain marvel of course but if you want to make your own she would be ecstatic and check up on the progress of it practically every minute

won’t stop talking about the costumes and how cute you guys are going to look in them

has her costume done months in advance

keeps giving you tips on different things you can do with your costume and adds the same things to her costume

the week of halloween no one can get her to shut up

she’s bouncing off the walls as halloween draws closer and the time to wear our costumes comes

her parents are constantly trying to get her to calm down but she’s kamala and she’s going to be excited when she gets to dress up as her favorite superhero

when you guys are out with your costumes she’s constantly raving on how cute they are and how you have the best costumes

already talks about next years costumes when the night is barely over

𝑩𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒔

you surprise him with the costumes when they’re finally finished and are ready for him to see

he’s caught off guard by them, not being prepared for you presenting him with matching costumes, even though he knows halloween is coming up and you were bound to do something for it

he’s always down to try new things, so instead of dismissing and ignoring the outfits, he’ll embrace them and get excited to when you both can wear them out together

even if you guys don’t go out and do something he’ll still find dressing up in the costumes and doing whatever you guys do fun

as long as the costumes aren’t incredibly cheesy and dumb

when you suggest dressing up as tom and jerry he’s completely against it after you had to explain to him what it was

ends up going out in the costume anyway because he can’t bring himself to turn you down when you seem excited, even if it’s because of him being humiliated

will look into doing it again next year, but has to have a say in the costumes from here on out and won’t be afraid to turn any ideas down; he let you have your fun this year

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓

has a million costume ideas you guys can do together

from peanut butter and jelly to two of the ninja turtles this man has everything you wouldn’t have even considered in a million years covered

takes this more seriously than some major school assignments

if you turn down all the ideas he has he’ll just go and come up with more until you eventually agree to one

has multiple color palettes to choose from for the costumes to make it to your liking

takes so many pictures of you two in the costumes

you will find him enthusiastically showing off the costume to other people and motioning to you from across the room as he talks

will want to make it an annual thing from this point on after you two got so much positive feedback

he wants to go everywhere with the costumes on; into every store and restaurant just to show them off happily leading the way as you trail behind him

you have to force him to take it off and put on regular clothes at the end of the night when he’s very reluctant to take the costume off

𝒀𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒂

you both dress as the dumbest things you could possibly find

you walk around spirit halloween to find something and she grabs everything she sees

there’s a point where you find a mask and you walk up behind her to scare her with it

she screams inside the store, almost punching you and you have to quickly shush her and pull the mask off to show her that you’re not a murderer under it

she just stares at you with an open mouth and wide eyes before she starts to laugh asking why you would do that between the laughs

you practically try on half the store, forgetting you’re there to find costumes to actually go out with

she comes out of the dressing room with tears in her eyes from how hard she’s laughing when you put on peppa pig costumes you found

you two almost get kicked out of the store when she knocks over accessories on a shelf and has to rapidly put everything back

picks out the most random accessories that don’t go with the costumes at all

you stay in the store until it closes and you have to rush to check out the costumes you eventually decide on

you both go out drinking and have a good time in the costumes that you eventually get

𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕 𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒄𝒌

doesn’t really see the point of matching costumes since he won’t even be able to see what you look like, but caves when he can tell that you really want to

questions little tiny accessories that you have to clip on for him

you mess with him saying the costume is neon pink and his eyes visibly widen for a second before he realizes that you’re messing with him

will find himself smiling the whole night especially when people comment on the costumes

talks you up and gives you all the credit for the costumes if people ask about them

you purposely make his costume pants extra tight (for no apparent reason)

the little whore knows you did it on purpose too and will make you regret it

“accidentally” keeps dropping his glasses and bending down to pick them up

you offer to pick them up for him but he insists that he’s fine doing it himself

causes multiple instances in where he has to walk in front of you for something

he’s such a whore.

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐟𝐟

picks out all the details for the costumes

she says every accessory makes a difference, no matter how small the detail is

the costumes are so tight they might as well just be painted on

makes the costumes identical to each other, with just the color of them being slightly different

walks in like she owns the place with your rightful place next to her

won’t let you leave her side for the whole time when you’re both wearing your costumes

she says you both have to be seen together with the costumes at all times or the magic will disappear

just smiles at you when you tell her you have to go to the bathroom and she motions for you to lead the way

you just sigh knowing you won’t be able to do anything about it and if she follows you into the bathroom she follows you into the bathroom

now you’re stuck with her and every year you’re going to be in the same boat you’re in now

𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐟𝐟

you both spend time planning the costumes figuring out what you’re going to be and the design on how they’re going to look

you make a joke of you both going as witches and apparently the idea just stuck so now you’re designing different witch costumes you both can wear

makes the costumes as cliche as possible with the pointy hats and brooms

gives you a pointed look when you hold a broom up to her and she doesn’t grab it at first but then can’t help but let out a laugh as she grabs it

she even makes her costume have red highlights throughout it

will talk in the cliche witches voice

you’ll be getting a drink or washing your hands and she’ll come up behind you with her hands out and fingers bent

“i’ll get you my pretty”

it actually scares you because you’re not expecting it

you whip your body around, about to attack the intruder behind you when you just see wanda there and she starts laughing at your reaction

she draws the line at the cackle you ask her to do

at one point you run around on your brooms, zooming through different people

makes sure to stay home earlier in the night so she can pass out candy to trick or treaters

all photos used were found on pinterest ❤️

buy me a coffee ♡

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flwrshee · 7 months

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✉️ SUNGHOON AS YOUR BF

duo ﹒ sunghoon x fmr genre fluff wc 05k warnings slightly suggestive

sunghoon was shy before you started dating but now he is a bold boy

teasing you all the time

the biggest flirt you know and he's shameless about it

wink at you everywhere, anywhere

cannot not go a day without doing it

gets jealous very easily !

a man looks your way, sunghoon already has plans of beating him to death

puts his protective arm around your waist and calls you by the cheesiest nickname ever

they all have to know your his

mentions your to everyone he knows

loves talking about you to others

calls you 'babe' or just your name

"babe, can you massage my hair for me?"

"babe, look at your boyfriend not the phone"

"babe, you are the most gorgeous person i have ever seen"

such a flirt omg i cannot

says the worst pick up lines ever even when you are dating

with some extra winks and lip bites

but all he wants to see is your flustered face

your face goes all red and you playfully hit him for teasing you sm

he loves physical touch on the inside so much but he won't admit it because poor baby is shy

doesn't do more than hold your hands in public though

however at home he is like a puppy

he will follow you everywhere

pouts when he wants your kisses

opens his arms out wide when he wants your hugs

talks in third person when he sulks

has his head on your shoulder when you don't respond to him

sunghoon big baby alert

literally a loser at heart

loves to peck your lips, he prefers short sweet ones rather than long kisses

gives you neck kisses as well because he loves kissing you there

his favourite spot fr

back hugs and koala hugs are his :D

when he misses you he would run up to you and engulf you in the largest warmest hug

and when he is feeling sad he'd come behind you and wrap his hands around your waist, mumbling all his worries to you

he feels the safest around you

you make him feel like he is the best

secretly wants to make out with you

he's just really shy when it comes to asking you for kisses

but once he does he will NOT stop

just prepare your self with kiss attacks and make out sessions

kisses you from your forehead all the way until your jaw

he savours each one like it's his last

makes the butterflies in your stomach become cats

lets just say sunghoon loves to kiss your pretty little lips

texts you like a silly little boy

definitely spams you for the dumbest reason

just to make you check your phone and talk to him

texts you even if you guys are in the same room

loves when all your attention is on him

your so hot i want to kiss you, your boyfriend doesn't need to know *wink emoji*

sends you the funny reaction photos to all your compliments you tell him

and funny couple videos with 'us' under them

wants to recreate every tiktok challenge he sees with you

you both are that insta couple, visuals are blinding the screens

takes you on the goofiest most playful dates that you would have never in a million years thought of

wearing i hate my bf/gf shirts as a joke, going on all the baby rides at an amusement park and eating the mcdonald's kids meal when you both are hungry

but you think he is the cutest bf ever

anything he does makes you smile so you don't care

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pokemenlovingmen · 1 year

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Hey there! I didn't see who you write for on your page, so I'll include a couple of characters in case you don't write for one of them.

Can you do a GN or Male!Reader x either Arven or N, please? Just some cuddles and quality time, because I am pretty sure that's what most of us crave!

Thank you!

-First Anon

Ohhh yeah I know what you mean, cuddly fluff is always what I crave! Hopefully people who come for my content have similar interests, lmao. :) I went with a male reader because yknow… these are some guys I have a man crush on.

But yeah!! Cuddles with dudes I have fictional crushes on!! Pokemon gave me a great gift in the form of two fruity dudes with long hair and familial issues who are my age.

cw: child neglect (given who these are about…)

Cuddling Headcanons with a Male Reader for Arven and N

Arven

🥪 — Arven is hesitant with physical affection at first, just because he’s really not used to it. Like what do you mean… you want to put your arms around him because you love him?? Are you okay??

🥪 — Arven’s always been of the mind that acts of service are the only way to win the love of someone from previous experience, after all working so hard at school and home upkeep always earned praise from his mom/dad even if they weren’t there physically.

🥪 — Given you’re both guys, he’s also kinda shy about the relationship at first. Now, Paldea is one of the most queer-accepting regions you could be in, but it’s still, yknow. Not considered “normal”. People might stare, or say something. He’s no doubt in love with you but the potential negative attention scares the shit out of him.

🥪 — But when he does open up? God, he’s the biggest cuddlebug. He tried physical intimacy once and now he’s addicted.

🥪 — You can hold him, he can hold you, he doesn’t care, just being close is enough. If you’re shorter than him, he’ll usually rest his chin on your head and hum happily. If you’re taller than him, he’ll usually bury his face in your chest.

🥪 — Play with his hair and he’ll die a little bit. If you’re able to see his face, he’ll be wearing the biggest and dumbest smile the whole time. It’s best not to mix this with compliments because you WILL kill him.

🥪 — If you’re a weighted blanket enjoyer, you’ll never need one, because he can snap his fingers and suddenly there’s a massive weighted blanket with legs, a tail and a big furry face on top of you both.

🥪 — So as if you didn’t already have the pleasure of cuddling up to such a sweet guy, you also have his huge dog. Nights are never cold when you’re with these guys.

🥪 — He’s lowkey kind of a house husband of a boyfriend and he likes doing things like cooking meals for you, especially surprising you with breakfast, but that can be hard if you guys fell asleep cuddled up to each other. He doesn’t wanna climb out of this :(

🥪 — He’ll just kind of talk and ramble about nothing in particular while you guys snuggle if you let him. How his day was, how Mabosstiff is doing, compliments and things he loves about you, new recipes, funny stories, all that. Sort of comes to a point where even he doesn’t really know what he’s talking about, he’s just sort of talking to talk because he’s not too fond of dead silence.

🥪 — He’s yours, alright. Even if he was nervous about the relationship at first, Arven’s a happy, happy guy. And he’ll take any chance he gets to cuddle up to you.

💚 — His relationship with touch is complicated. That and the whole concept of cuddling and just having someone’s weight against him.

💚 — I feel like sleeping at night he switches regularly between “literally the thinnest blanket is a constricting prison” to “this weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be buried alive”

💚 — So you can only cuddle with him on touch-positive days, but N’s fallen into a good rhythm with you and is very communicative of where his boundaries are at at any given time.

💚 — Pokemon have no concept of sexuality, and no social constructs that dedicate one sexuality as more “acceptable” than the other, so neither does he. Not that he’s the biggest PDA person on earth, but he’s not at all nervous about you two openly being together. Yeah we gay, keep scrolling

💚 — If he’s in the mood for contact while you guys are out and about it’ll usually be while you’re sitting, he likes leaning against you and resting his head on your shoulder. I would say that would make the perfect date, taking him on the ferris wheel on a touch-positive day, but who am I kidding, he’d be too fascinated to rest with you then.

💚 — As one could guess by looking at him, he’s LIGHT. You could pick him up and sling him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, provided you are tall enough to support all his lankiness.

💚 — You can play with his hair if you want, he’ll undo his ponytail for you, but I can’t imagine it’s actually all that soft. Probably pretty coarse and tangled to be honest, given his upbringing, tending to his hair was never a prerogative. If you can’t stand it being a Rattata’s nest, though, he’ll rather contentedly let you brush it—through he might twitch or squirm a bit, just because the feeling of the brush going through his hair is NOT something he’s used to.

💚 — He spooks you from time to time on his touch-negative days, because you can roll over in bed at any given time and find him just. Staring at you. It’s a stare of pure love, but his eyes do have a kind of naturally vacant look that’s startling at first. Baby you have the haunting thousand-yard-stare of a possessed victorian child

💚 — When he is in the mood for cuddles, he really likes them at night before bed. Specifically right after you shower, because he loves the smell of your shampoo still lingering on your hair. It’s just so completely… you. And he loves that.

💚 — Fall asleep cuddling him and he will become a limp corpse though. An actual ragdoll. Don’t toss and turn too hard or you’ll break him. He’s fragile. And by that I mean if you roll over onto one of his arms he will be stuck there.

💚 — He’ll also chatter on endlessly if you let him, but unlike the sandwich man above, he can be a little harder to understand because he both talks super fast and lays out his words the same as he does his thoughts, which are hard for people other than him to understand. But he knows this, and he’s just happy that you listen, even if you don’t get all of it. And he’s happy to be able to talk, to be heard, to just… say things and not have them carry the weight of the world when he does. Normal conversation is a beautiful treat to him. Oftentimes he’ll talk himself right to sleep, but between being in your arms and getting to speak his mind on all these simple things, he sleeps really easy when he does drift off.

#pokemon x reader #n x reader #n harmonia x reader #pokemon n x reader #arven x reader #arven x male reader #n x male reader #1️⃣

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bloodweep · 4 months

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i’m like obsessed with clay right now so..

CHOULD YOU DO CLAY X SHY READER HEADCANONS? IF YOU CHOULD I WOULD APPRECIATE IT!! TY!<3

GOD I LOVE CLAY SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!! He makes me so blushy and I have to look away from the screen this is basically just me and how I would act with him but everyone can read it

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. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Well oiled robot ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ gosh he’s so cute you couldn’t even look at him

‗ ❍ maybe a little half hearted wave at him, eyes downcasted

‗ ❍ he would just smile oh so nicely and wave at you even if you didn’t see it

‗ ❍ he would so love to get to know you more

‗ ❍ always greeting you first when you came around even if there were others

‗ ❍ never taking offense if you didn’t reply with the same enthusiasm

‗ ❍ he would so just slowly start standing closer and closer to you

‗ ❍ UGH he would so love to teach you the handshake he has with Bruce just with a little twist so it’s more for you guys

‗ ❍ so so so patient when you’re trying to learn

‗ ❍ never pressures you into doing it if you don’t feel comfortable enough to do it some days

‗ ❍ would get so ecstatic when you guys nail it, definitely will jump up and down and hold his arms out for a hug

‗ ❍ would never get upset if you couldn’t hug him

‗ ❍ THOUGH the first time you do hug him, he would freeze up before scooping you up tightly, lifting your feet off of the ground (in my headcanons for him he’s 6’2 btw way!) tail just wagging so hard behind him

‗ ❍ probably wouldn’t let go until you had to tap him a few times

‗ ❍ still he would put you down so gently, the biggest dumbest smile on his face as he looks down at you

‗ ❍ holds your hands so gently in his and thanks you for the hug

‗ ❍ he would anticipate to get a hug all the time, he feels so good to hold you

‗ ❍ would offer to sit with you and do parallel play if it feels better

‗ ❍ would read next to you while you do your own thing

‗ ❍ gets giddy and tells you about his books, leaning in so close

‗ ❍ AHH gets so cuddly when you lean on his shoulder and purrs

‗ ❍ reads to you for sure, arm around your waist and nuzzle into your hair

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AHHH HES SO CUTE I WANNA CHOKE HIM

I LOVE HIM

#trolls band together #trolls #trolls 3 #brozone #headcanons #clay trolls x reader #trolls clay #trolls clay x reader #clay

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penguins-army · 5 months

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NECTAR (+18)

WARNINGS ⚠️: strong language, degradation, dom male/sub female, slight abuse, explicit scenes(established relationship)

〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

"Are you ready, babe?" His deep voice was coming from the living room.

"Yeah, just give me a second." I was putting my new earrings YangYang gave me for my birthday last year. The outfit was a simple black dress, but with black transparent gloves and tights with floral designs, it makes it more elegant and classy. Lastly, I sprayed my favourite perfume and stopped the music blasting from the speaker. I headed to the living room where YangYang was playing GTA while fully dressed in a black suit. He was so focused on the game that he didn't even look at me.

"YangYang, let's go." I was putting my coat on and checking my high ponytail for the last time. Tonight is an important event as I have a special dinner with one of my clients. If I make this deal, the promotion will soon be mine. YangYang quickly turned off the game controller and got dressed.

We were in the taxi when I felt his hand on my left thigh. My trembling immediately stopped. A bad habit when my anxiety hits in.

"You will do amazing. They chose the right person to do the deal!" His cute smile made me ease my mind for a bit.

The dinner was going rather smooth. Persuading the client Mr. Lee, a.k.a, a 50 year old CEO of the biggest media company, to buy our newest TV show definitely was a challenge, and on top of that, to impress his rich ass son was almost impossible.

But as the night was going on and laughs were exchanged, I felt more and more confident with the upcoming deal.

My boyfriend excused himself for a bit as he headed to for a cigarette.

"I will go to the bar. I am feeling a bit extra. Maybe we should celebrate the upcoming show of the year!" Mr. Lee shook my hand and went to the bar to buy the most expensive champagne.

"Yes, of course!" I wanted to scream inside from happiness. A huge smile was displayed on my face.

"Congrats, Mrs. Liu, it will be a pleasure to work with a great talent as you!" Mr. Lee's son Ten bowed to me as I felt my cheeks turn red. Usually, I am not used to compliments relating my work, so I still feel awkward when I receive them.

"Thank you, I promise we will do our best!"

I took a sip of my rose when his next remark made me almost choke on my wine.

"It must be hard for your husband to have such a beautiful wife and only keep you to himself."

"I-I..." Of course, I was used to comments like that all the time. Men from my company are always trying to sleep with me regarding if I am taken or not, but this was even worse. Trying to get out of this situation, I simply chose the wrong path when saying.

"He is not my husband yet, we are dating for a while now." Mentally, I slapped myself for the dumbest reply I ever did in my life. How do I politely reject a guy when he is literally going to be my boss.

"Interesting." A glimpse of a smirk appeared on his face for a second. And I immediately regretted my words even more. "Well, he better think fast cause someone may steal you from him." Before even opening my mouth, I heard footsteps coming from behind me and then his sharp voice.

"Do not worry about that, Mr. Ten, I have no intention of keeping her waiting. As of now, I think the lady needs to go home." I felt his hand on my shoulder indicating for me to stand up. YangYang was already picking up our coats and helping me put mine on.

"But, but babe, we were just about to celebrate, and Mr. Lee bought a -" my protests were shut down with a simple glare of his.

"Mr. Liu, won't you stay for a bit longer? We were just getting to know each other." Ten was not giving up, but YangYang was not having it.

"Maybe next time. Goodnight." My boyfriend's hand was on my waist, keeping me distant from the other gentleman and at the same time making me submit to him. I barely said my goodbyes when YangYang called taxi, and we drove back to my apartment. To say I was pissed was not even close to what I was feeling inside. The ride back was silent, and the tension could be cut with a knife.

When I unlocked the door, I quickly rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door. I heard YangYang's voice.

"Oh, you are angry now! Are you fucking kidding me?!" He was tapping angrily on the door but I had no intention of opening him.

"Get lost, YangYang. " I was taking off my earrings. Too tired, I didn't even have the power to fight. Although the burning sensation in my chest was telling me otherwise.

"So what now I am the bad guy, but you flirting with another man is totally normal, yeah?" He was trying to open the door, but I had locked it.

"Oh my god, when exactly was I flirting? Sorry that I am just trying to be modest and actually politely reject the guy instead of acting like a total dick and probably ruining my chances of a deal." At this point, I stopped what I was doing.

"Oh, was that it, sorry, but it didn't seem like that, what is seemed like it was that you were ready to make him a different type of deal." And this was it. My rage finally exploded. "Open the fucking door goddamn it." He was knocking the shit out of the door.

"YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR DICK IN YOUR ASS!" I was screaming with full range.

"I swear to God, open the fucking door or I am gonna-" His voice was so low it was intimidating.

"Or what? You are gonna act like the total obsessive psychopath you are, and you are gonna break it! Go on brea-" I shrieked, the door swung wide open, and YangYang came inside the bathroom. His eyes were covered from his fringe, but I already knew they were pitch black. My heart was racing like crazy with each step he was taking closer to me. I was stepping back when I finally hit the sink.

"Why are you not screaming now, huh?" The words were stuck in my throat. I felt so little next to him. "C'mon kitten, I thought you wanted to continue with your silly threats." His smooth malicious voice was sending shivers down my spine. His breath was near my left ear, and I felt my back arch a bit.

"I-I..." My throat was suddenly so dry. Hot and bothered, I couldn't make a simple sentence. I felt his smirk on my face, still not daring to look at him. Suddenly, he grabbed me for the back of my neck and made our eyes lock into each other.

I was heavy breathing, the tiny strips of my dress slowly fell off my shoulders.

"You were so brave seconds ago. Why are you so scared now, hmm?" His grip was getting harsher and harsher, and the tears started to fall on my face.

"Bite me." Was all I could say. I still wanted to stand my ground and show him that I definitely didn't approve his act of jealousy, but the way he was looking at me made me weak in the knees. His laugh made him even sexier. For a second, he let me go and looked away before a sudden slap stroked me. A short moan escaped my lips, and I quickly grabbed my cheek.

"Oh, shhh, we both know you can take much worse than that, don't you kitten?" His hands were now on the sink, making me stand small between his bigger frame.

Ashamed and extremely aroused, I felt the urge to beg for mercy.

"I asked you a question, princess. Answer me."

"Yes." My voice sounded so small and out of character. The iron lady and businesswoman were long gone.

"'Yes', what kitten?" YangYang was getting impatient with my brattiness.

"Yes, Mr. Liu."

His long fingers reached for my chin and lifted my face. The desire was devouring him as much as mine did. We wanted each other so bad it hurts.

"Did I tell you how sexy you look tonight. No wonder other men were trying to slide in, baby. You left them no choice." My tiny moans were getting louder and louder. I loved it when he praised me. "It wasn't even that prick Ten, the waiter stared at you all night, the host eye fucked you when we entered, damn it even the old fuck Mr. Lee was looking at places he shouldn't be staring at. How do you think that made me feel, huh?" His whispers were teasing my ears while his long fingers were caressing my body slowly.

"I am sorry." Was all I could say at this point.

"You are gonna apologise properly, baby." My eyes begged for mercy, but YangYang picked me up in bridal style and took me into the bedroom. He put me on the floor and sat on the edge of the bed, patiently waiting. "C'mon, be a good girl and bend on daddy's lap." I tiny sqeak escaped my lips.

"The longer I wait, the more you make it hard on yourself, baby. So don't make me repeat myself." I was shaking my head at this point.

"No, it's not fair. You are the one who ruined my business night, why should I be pushed for that?" My voice sounded so childish it was embarrassing how this man was affecting me. He laughed at my statement, and without second thoughts, he grabbed me quickly and bent me over his knees.

"You have an attitude tonight, kitten. I can't wait to break it." Slow touches of his fingers moved from my thighs to my lower butt. I could feel my arousal dripping from my thong. The embarrassment enhanced when I heard his short cheeky laugh.

"I barely touched you, yet you are already soaking. " At this point I just wanted the punishment to be over so he can finally fuck me. I mumbled a short 'please' but he acted like he didn't hear it.

"What was that? You need to be louder, kitten. I can't hear you."

"Please."

"Hmm, please, what baby?" He was enjoying this game so much. But I couldn't take it any longer my tears were falling on his suit.

"Please, please, just fuck me already. I beg of you. " His wicked laugh echoed through the bedroom. Then all of a sudden a hard slap stroke my ass. My breath caught up in my throat. I knew I had to count but it seemed impossible.

"I can continue forever if you don't count." Then another slap striked me.

"One."

"Good girl." My underwear was definitely ruined at this point.

"Two. Three. Four. Five." With each slap, I could feel his boner growing harder and harder, and all I wanted was to feel him deep inside of me.

"Six. Seven. Eighth. Nine..Te"

"You better not finish that last counting cause I might get mad again." I shut my mouth as he sat me on his lap. Both of us were heavy breathing, and the windows were getting foggy. My hands were on his chest, trying to find my balance. Without realising, I was slowly dry humping him. His deep moans were indicating that the hunter would soon kill its prey if I didn't stop with the teasing, but now it was my time to put a little gasoline in the fire. I was getting faster and faster when he finally snapped. YangYang grabbed me for the neck and pinched me below him on the bed. His hands quickly tore apart my favourite stockings, and before I could even protest, he snapped my thong with one hand.

"Don't worry, I will buy you as many as you want."

The unzipping of his pants made me moan in excitement. His dick was made for me. With a hard thrust, he entered inside of me, making me gasp.

"Next time when you decide to be a brat, remember this particular night." He was rough and faster than usual.

"Yes, master." I was for sure seeing stars at this point. Euphoria was taking over my body.

"Maybe I should also mark you, then no one will dare to flirt with you."

Seeing an opportunity for a teasing, I simply tool it. "Is that a proposal, Mr. Liu?" A smirk was written on my face.

"Oh, kitten, I will give you a proper proposal, but now what I want to do is different." The sudden words made my blood rush. "I want to mark you so bad to feel you up, princess. To finally claim what is mine." The moans were becoming louder and louder. And by now, the neighbours definitely knew YangYang's full name. "I know you want it as well. You want me to breed you like an animal. To cum so deep inside you there is no other way you won't be pregnant. You want that don't you baby?"

I was a crying mess, the words were coming out of my mouth without second thoughts.

"Yes, please YangYang!"

"I want you so bad!" His thrusts were do deep l was feeling my walls clench around him, indicating I was close.

"Please daddy, cum in me."

"Fuck.."

Then, both of us had our orgasms. The sensation of him deep inside me was amazing. We have talked about this before, of course. We always wanted kids but I didn't know that the feeling of him cumming inside of me would be so addicting.

After the intense session, we took a hot bath. He was massaging me when suddenly I felt his lips on my back.

"I'm sorry about tonight's dinner. I know I acted out of spite." A smile quickly appeared on my face as I turned to look at him.

"I love you!" My forehead touched his. A common habit we have. "Also tomorrow we are going to the store cause you destroyed my door." His laugh was like candy for my ears.

"I am crazy about you, beautiful!" We both giggled and stayed for a while in the tub.

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thank you for reading 🤍

#wayv #wayv imagines #wayv smut #wayv fanfic #yangyang #yangyang wayv #yangyang smut #yangyang imagines #wayv ten #wayv kun #wayv winwin #wayv hendery #wayv xiaojun #Spotify

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yowyowyaoi · 4 months

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*Kakuzu and Hidan return to the hideout after a mission; Kakuzu goes straight to his room, and after a while, Hidan follows him*

Hidan: Oi, ‘Kuzu … is something wrong?

Kakuzu, sitting on his bed quietly counting out a stack of money: No. All is well.

Hidan: *pauses, then moves to stand at the edge of the bed* You’re lying to me, fucker. When ya lie to me ya don’t let me see your eyes.

Kakuzu: In case you’re somehow not seeing what’s in front of your eyes, I’m engaged in something else at the moment, and it requires my full attention.

Hidan: Oh, gimme a fuckin’ break, man. You could count that shit blindfolded. Seriously, what’s up your ass today? You’ve been acting weird since this morning.

Kakuzu: I doubt that you’d understand, brat.

Hidan: I wish you’d stop treating me like some dipshit kid, old bastard. Me and you … we’re not just fucking, right? We … we got something else goin’ on, right?

Kakuzu, quietly: Yes, we do.

Hidan: Okay then, you need to start telling me when things are wrong instead of finger-fucking your money.

Kakuzu: *sighs, and scoops up the bills on the bed, putting them on the dresser before patting the spot where they had been* Shut that door, and then come and sit here, please.

*Hidan does as asked and sits by Kakuzu*

Hidan: Well?

Kakuzu: *reaches out with both strong arms and pulls Hidan against his chest, resting his chin in Hidan’s hair*

Hidan, blushing: O-oi! What the hell?!

Kakuzu: Hidan. I … I don’t think I can do this much longer …

Hidan: Well then let go of me, weirdo!

Kakuzu: Not that! I mean … this whole thing. Being in the Akatsuki. The missions, the fighting, the constant traveling and injuries and cheap food and sleeping outside in all kinds of weather … I just can’t anymore.

Hidan: … have you said any of this to Leader?

Kakuzu: Tsk; of course not! He’d kill me for sure!

Hidan:

Hidan: If you left the Akatsuki, what would you do? Where would you go?

Kakuzu: With luck, drop off the face of the earth. Find a secluded woods somewhere, build a nice little cabin. Hunt, fish, trap furs. Grow things, maybe. But … I can’t.

Hidan: Why?

Kakuzu: Hidan. As you said earlier, the situation between us involves more than our sexual relationship. In my planning I need to take you into consideration. As absurd as I think they are, you’ve made it clear that you need your Jashin rituals, and the killings, in order to survive. More than that, in order for you to be happy. I can’t uproot you away from something that provides you with a steady stream of —

Hidan: ‘Kuzu. You’ve got to be the biggest dumbest fucker of all time. You realize that I actually need YOU more than any of that shit?

Kakuzu: You do?

Hidan: Yeah, I do. What if we did this thing, and went and made a home for ourselves? Had some little fuckers and all that? It’s not like I still couldn’t find people to sacrifice or you couldn’t still be hunting bounties, right? We’d just have to be careful, and it’s not like we ain’t already used to being careful and shit, so we —

Kakuzu: *pulls Hidan into a deep kiss*

Kakuzu: Hearing you say “we” … makes me feel better than anything in this world. I love you, Hidan.

Hidan, face on fire: L-love you too, you old sap. Now what are we gonna do?

Kakuzu: We have plenty of time to think about it. And at any rate, I know how we can solve at least one of our problems…

*picks out a few large bills from the stack he’d been counting*

Kakuzu: Let’s go out to eat, get some real food for once, eh?

Hidan: … you mean meat?

Kakuzu: Yes, all the bloody meat you want. And bread that doesn’t taste like sawdust, and potatoes …

Hidan: Dessert too?!

Kakuzu: *smiles* Don’t push it, brat.

#kakuhida #fluff #kakuhida fluff #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #💵🩸

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Thanks for answering my ask. If you don't mind me asking (again), who are your favorite romantic relationship's couples in books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series (can be canon or non-canon)? Feel free if you want to write the reasons or not of why you love them. Sorry if you've answered this before.....

HI!! no problem i LOVE talking about my favs. here’s like top 3 ships of some fandoms i’m in because there is simply too many LMAO

jujutsu kaisen

- itafushi: literally my number one ship ever. they make me so fucking emo. the tragedy of what couldn’t have been prevented. i pray for itafushi moments in the jjk manga but every time it happens it is somehow worse than the last. peace 🙏

- yutamaki: they mean so much to me. i love them both platonically and romantically! their moments in jjk0 are super sweet and i love that they’re always supporting each other 🥹

- satosugu: this is a ship i’ll put in a blender. i don’t usually think of them but when i do i want to throw up blood. they’re the cause of all my problems. i love them. they are so my tears ricochet core

other ships i like are nobamaki, inuokko, and mechamiwa! perks of being a multishipper lol

bungo stray dogs

- shin soukoku: MY YIN YANG DUO!! they are the dumbest. somehow they bulldozed past all the normal stages of dating and went straight to dying for each other. who does that.

- kunichuuzai: i’m cheating here because i love all individual pairings in this ship AND the poly ship. especially kunichuu which crept up on me and slapped me in the face. chuuya being downbad for kunikida is GREAT. they are so good when you dont have toxic shippers breathing in your ear about how one is better than the other ❤️

- tachigin: do u ever think about how they’re both liars. how they both have a hidden identity. how they both found family within the mafia not as the person they really are, but as the person they pretended to be. how the betrayal felt like when tachihara dropped his mask. OUGH

i also really like ranpoe and atsulucy! and beast!akutagawa x beast!tanizaki is cute too

link click

- i’m a liar. shiguang is the only ship i have in this show. my FAVS. their devotion to each other is insane. they make me genuinely feral. cxs being an annoying little shit x lg who stays hopelessly in love anyway. ARGH I LOVE THEM. THEY WANNA SAVE EACH OTHER!!!!

tian guan ci fu

- fengqing: the implications of this 800 year old situationship is very fun. knowing someone so well that you know exactly what to say to hurt them. loving someone so deeply and repressing it to the point that you mistake it as hatred. i’m obsessed with them

- hualian: how can i not include the most romantic (and canon) pair EVER. get you someone who loves you like hua cheng loves xie lian because holy SHIT. i have not read the books (only watched the donghua) and yet these two make me feral i need them to hurry it up and get married already 😭

i don’t really ship anything else as of yet. but i do like and acknowledged beefleaf. i’ve heard it’s horribly tragic. i cannot wait to find out

sk8 the infinity

- renga: RENGA!!!! MY PRECIOUS. they are fucking head over heels for each other i’m obsessed with it. their ‘breakup arc’ genuinely hurt my soul. but i love how confident they are about each other’s skills, how they’re each others biggest supporter, how they see the best in each other etc. insane. i need season 2 asap

- matchablossom: [danny motta voice] they wanna fuck so bad. the end

i don’t ship anything else. but do i think cherry and adam had a situationship back when they were teenagers? yes. anyway

avatar the last airbender

- mailee: MY GIRLS. THE BEST ATLA SHIP AND YOU HEARD IT FROM ME. mai who masks her emotions with blankness and ty lee who masks her emotions with a smile. but they both know each other better than that. they protect each other and they are also 🖤🩷 how could you not love them!!!!

- zukka: [affectionately] there is something so wrong with these two. the original red and blue gays. to ME. i think they bounce off each other well and they’re a really funny duo. also. the prince and the fool. what more is there

- yuekka: personally i love love LOVED yuekka. i like how yue really loosened up around sokka and how sokka was head over heels for her LMAO they were a really cute ship. moon coded gf x ocean coded bf do you see how great that is. the tides follow the whims of the moon. they can’t exist without the other. ARGH

voltron

- klance: sigh. since we’re digging this deep into my fandoms list let us talk about klance. do i agree with anything that was written past season 3? absolutely not. they are definitely a wasted potential ship that ruined my life forever but like. yah. the ship you obsessed over at 14 is SERIOUS business. the homoerotic rivalry they had was seriously unmatched. nobody talk to me

- adashi: haha. my first experience with being queerbaited. they buried the gays before the gays even had lines. i was so upset about adam that i consumed an insane amount of fan content and then wrote 10k words in one sitting. thats how upset they made me

- romellura: the gfs ever. the writers screwed allura over so every ship i have for her is… very fan-based. but i’ll protect them with my SOUL. the softness of meeting someone who knows EXACTLY the kind of loss you felt. finding comfort and home in each other.

- veracxa: sorry one more. VERACXA IS SO GOOD AND SO UNDERRATED. lance and veronica having the same taste is so funny. also love that veronica went out of her way to make acxa feel welcome. and their matching judgy stares. the older sister and sister in law. i KNOW lance was sweating

sorry for the long ass list. there’s lots of other platonic/familial relationships i enjoy in shows too i swear i’m not just insane 😭🙏. thank you so much for the ask!!

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i’m gonna need you to elaborate on ceo lau 🙏🧎‍♀️

CEO Lau x Reader

You bit your lip as you look at the most biggest high rise building on town. Kong Rong Corporations, one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in all of the world.

Having too many companies extend their hand onto you offering opportunities for your impressive skills it seemed like a fantasy. But you are an indescisive person and ended up making a roulette to make the choice on which company to apply.

That's when you made the dumbest decision of your whole existence.

I did not knew what i was getting into.

Just playing a long with it you were offered an secretarial position that was weirdly a high salary despite you were new.

It paid a whopping $130,000 a year. You can't say no to that money after you paid off your debts.

You have read and watch in the news that the CEO, whos name you forgot is an really impressive person whom donates to charity and reportedly is a playboy and the heir of the company Kong Rong.

Well the nasty thibg about him he was rumored to be a hard person that's why many people quit on his company.

I don't really now since the media is full of trolls right now.

Setting that aside, the company's boss seemed to have weird taste. Noticing as i first went inside the building every employee was dressed in a casual suit and pants.

Meanwhile i look like an first lady watching my husband spout nonsensical lies and stand there being pretty.

But you did not mind the cute gray suit top and the pencil skirt you are wearing. But you must admit these loubotins are like daggers going through my feet.

Entering the department you will be managing you get all those kind of weird concerned looks.

The same goes as for everyone else you met.

"Why does everyone stare at me like i'm going to get killed or something?" you smiled akwardly and asked the girl showing you around.

"W-well that's beca-."

The girl suddenly stopped by a smack coming across her face causing her to fall down on her butt.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" i shouted as i help the girl stand up.

You glared at the woman. Yet you were so taken aback causing your jaw to drop.

An beautiful asian girl wearing red satin cheongsam and her hair perfectly in fingered waves and angelic face glared at you back.

Your eyes widened as you also recognized who she was. The famous supermodel and designer Ran Mao!

"You must be miss y/n l/n, you are late follow me."

Ran Mao said, she was different in the magazines and the news. I thought she was kind and shy but this was shocking and disappointing at the same time.

"U-uh miss-."

"Get this report done before 8pm tonight, it's about the report on our monthly sales and stocks, chop chop."

She said and pointed over at my workspace filled with paperwork.

"And, also if the clock strucked at exactly 7:30, do give coffee to the top floor for Lau."

"Uh sure, on thing is this office mine?"

"Yes it is."

She replied annoyed before shutting my office door.

Looks like im going to work the shit out to get my 130 grand.

_____

Typing the third to last page of your report you are already exausted. Lights are starting to go off in each departments as each employees clock out.

Standing up to your feet all sleepy and getting your 8th glass of coffee on the day you sighed.

You looked at your watch and suddenly remembered what the supermodel has said to you. Give a "Lau" guy some coffee when the it turned 7:30.

"FUCK."

You hurriedly stirred the coffee and went to the elevator headed top floor.

You were out of breathe when you reached the top floor.

There it leaded only to one big hallway and one big wooden door.

Knocking three times you said.

"Coffee for Lew?Lu?Lo???? Aha LAU!"

You can't prounounce the name well but managed.

"You may come in."

A man's voice behind the door.

"I-i'm sorry sir i'm late a bit, hehe this is your coffee."

You put the coffee on his table and sighed in relief as you've seen he's not mad.

The swivel chair turned around and there appeared a handsome tall man smirking.

You blushed, expecting an old fat man to welcome you.

"Is this the coffee?"

He said while stirring it.

"Yes sir."

"Why don't you come closer dear."

His deep husky voice gave you the chills and have no choice but to come closer.

In a flash the warm coffee was already in your white polo shirt drenching you.

"WHAT THE F-."

You stared at the man in disbelief as you can't believe what just happened.

"You are approximately 4 minutes late miss y/n."

he said coldly before laying the coffee cup again on his table.

"I'm very sorry sir, i was-."

Your eyes fell to the ground and come across at a shiny thing. A golden name plate which engraved the world "Lau, CEO of Kong Rong."

"Do you realized your mistake now darling?"

Still shocked from what just happened he just smiled and said.

"I'm going to make your life hell."

______

#black butler x you #black butler x reader #black butler headcanons #black butler scenario #black butler #kuroshitsuji x you #kuroshitsuji x reader #kuroshitsuji #lau x reader

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korsty · 4 months

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It's the dumbest shit but seeing in the new year with my friends in Fortnite genuinely put the biggest smile on my face lmao

#the last guy died to the storm after lol #he just wanted to see the fireworks fr

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steddie-thirst · 2 years

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Let's Play | Steddie x Fem!Reader | 18+

(Do not report the post it is a re-post from an old account that got shadowbanned and tumblr refused to fix it!))

Warnings: explicit language, daddy kink, perv Eddie, dirty talk, rough sex, oral (male receiving, voyeurism, dom/sub dynamics, some (fake) blood. Sub!Steve and Dom!Eddie

Summary: You are spending some down time at home trying to wait up for your boys. However, a strange phone call leads you to become rather concerned. It's time to play a little game to keep the stranger from on the other side of the line from spilling Steve's guts, all over your porch only to learn it's all part of the game.

It had been a grueling week of exams and mid-terms which had lead to tons of sleepless nights as well as all nighters. Thank goodness it was Friday, and that Steve had been kind enough to drive you home. He was such a golden boy all the girls loved him including you. Some said it was the hair others said it was his charm. Maybe they were right? But to you he was a good friend and no matter how much of crush you developed, it would break that bond. "You okay?" Steve's voice interrupts your thoughts. He had noticed how quiet it was and usually it wasn't on these quite frequent rides home.

Shifting in your seat and leaning against the window in attempt to get comfortable for the long ride ahead. "Uhm, yeah." You reply rubbing at your temples to alleviate the oncoming headache. "Just been thinking about my grades." Steve taps his fingers against the wheel as the radio quietly plays in the background.

"Careful, Y/N. Thinking can be dangerous." He warns earning a giggle from you and he smiles, "I'm serious!" He chuckled as you reach over and gently smack his arm.

"Just focus on the road, Harrington."

"It's hard to focus when there's a pretty girl in my car." He replied with a quick retort. You scoff at such an accusation and turn to look look out the window. "What?" He asks. Most girls would beg at their knees for a chance for Steve 'the hair' Harrington to call them pretty. "Don't believe me?" Steve was shocked that you didn't believe him. He meant it. Unbeknownst to you he had the biggest and dumbest crush on you.

"Its not that I don't believe you, Harrington," You argue, "It's just hard to believe that you think that. I know I'm pretty." He grins at your newfound confidence and nodded in agreement.

"Nice, Y/N." The vehicle comes to slow halt as Steve pulls into your driveway. "But I meant what I said." He re-stated putting the vehicle into park. "You are pretty." Steve cuts the engine and turns his full attention to you.

"Whatever, pretty boy." You tease him back and gather all of your things, reaching over to grab the extra bag in bag in the back. As you do this he gets a perfect view of your ass. Your backside had been on full display, round, and absolutely perfect. He shuts his eyes and turns to look away when you pull back after retrieving the bag from the backseat.

"What?" You huff eyeing a very flustered Steve.

He shakes his head and sighs, "Just, just get out." He muttered and you smile leaning over to kiss him on the cheek. Nothing special just a quick 'thank you' peck. Climbing out of the vehicle you turn your head and smile, "Thanks for the ride, Stevie. Eddie offered to pick me up tomorrow for work so I'll see you then." With that said you shut the door and walk off towards the porch, Steve watching your every move like a hawk.

To save some face Steve speeds off down the road towards his own house. He had some 'problems' he needed to deal with. Damn you. He decided tonight was the night he was going to put his plan int motion.

On the other hand as you made yourself comfortable in your own home the phone rang. Ugh, had Steve forgotten something. He had a habit of leaving stuff in your bag and then calling to say he left said object. It was like he just wanted to hear your voice sometimes.

"Hello, L/N residence may I ask who's calling." You adjust the pitch of your voice in order to appear innocent. There was the sound of heavy breathing through the other line.

"Steve?" You try again forgoing the innocent act.

"Who's Steve?" A voice questions and you take the hint that it's not Steve.

"He's.. He's my boyfriend." You lie. Why were you lying to this stranger let alone speaking to him any longer.

"That's to bad. Would've like to of had my shot." The voice was new and kind of sexy but in a 1980's horror cliché kind of way. You find yourself giggling and getting all giddy.

"Don't know stranger. Steve's a pretty jealous guy." Again another white faced lie. Why put on such an act for someone you didn't know let alone just met.

"Is that so?"

"Mhm." You hum sweetly into the receiver and walk over to the couch taking a seat. Maybe your night would take a turn for the better. There's the sound of shifting on the other end before the voice comes back even more flirtatious than the first time.

"You sure that he'd let you run around the house dressed like that then?" Your heart plummets down in your chest and all fun goes out the window.

"Wha-What did you say?" You ask trying to make sure this was all some sick joke.

"You heard me, Y/N. Does your boyfriend let you parade around in short little shorts and that little see through tank top?" The threat of the of this stranger was now very clear to you. Not only was it not Steve, but he could see you.

"Is this some kind of fucking joke?" You ask completely unaware of how anyone could possibly see you in the safety of your own home.

"Aww, are you scared Y/N?" The voice cooed harshly. Your heart thumps in your chest as each second passes by. "Good, you should be."

You whine and go to check the front door before deciding not to let some pervy asshole get the best of you, "I-I'm hanging up and calling the cops." You declare shutting the blinds and double checking the front door's locks.

"You do that and I'll gut Steve on your back porch and make it look like someone fucking ran a chainsaw through him!" The stranger practically shouts at you through the phone. You let out a horrified sob and turn to face the sliding glass door.

"We're going to play a little game."

"What kind of game?" You sniffle walking over to the door and peering out into the dark, until the lights flicked on outside, There sat Steve. He was duck-taped down to one of the lawn chairs blood trickling down the side of his head. He locked eyes with you and shakes his head. You reach for the door handle, but stop on the stranger's account. "Ah, don't do that. Wouldn't want poor old Steve to get cut from the picture." You bring your hand back and let out a whine.

So torn between telling this guy to 'fuck off' but at the same time didn't want Steve to end up on the six-o-clock news. "Now, this game is simple. You answer and get it right, Steve lives, but if you get it wrong.." The stranger's voice trailed of and you swallow your fear.

"Okay, okay, just fucking ask me the questions." You snap into the phone and grip the item tightly in your right hand. Steve watches from his side of the glass as you battle with the stranger.

"Three questions. One right answer. Genre is Horror." God, you hated those movies. It was just a bunch of chicks running around getting murdered, but yet here you were living a real life scenario.

"First question. What is the name of the infamous killer in Halloween?" Shit. You had just went to see the movie with Eddie weeks ago. "Tick tock, sweetheart." You were so busy in thought the nickname went unnoticed by you.

Oh! It hit you. "Michael! Michael Myers!"

"Correct, looks like poor Steve might make it, after all." You look back at your best friend through the glass and he looked you in the eyes. He had to hold on just a bit longer.

"Next question. What movie did Freddy Kreuger make an appearance?" Shit another movie Eddie took you to. A pattern was beginning to form. Why had all these movies been something your friend practically begged you to go see with him.

"Uhmm… shit." You gasp scurrying to find an answer. Something about a street right? Nightmares? Fuck this was so hard. Nightmare Street? No that sounded fucking stupid. Fear Street. Elm Street. Wait! That was it. "Nightmare on Elm Street!"

"Good, now for the final question." Thank fuck you had made it this far. Steve was not going to die tonight and definitely not before admitting how you felt.

"Who is the original killer in Friday the 13th?" Finally a movie you actually enjoyed.

"His mother. Pamela Voorhees." You reply effortlessly and everything goes quiet. The line goes dead and you drop the phone hurrying to pull open the door and rush to aid Steve. Quick hands carefully rip the duck-tape of his mouth.

"Y/N?" You smile at him and hurriedly move on to undoing the tape wrapped tightly around his wrists. He watches every move you make in freeing him from the chair.

"Steve, as soon as I get this off we have to go inside and call the cops. There was some psycho on the phone asking me questions and… and threatening to kill you." You were so focused on setting him free you hadn't noticed the smirk that flashed across his face. Struggling with the last bit of tape, before just ripping it off you sigh in relief. "There."

Standing up and pulling Steve to his feet and out of the chair it was then you noticed something was off with your friend. "Steve?" He stares down at you practically emotionless. Okay, something was definitely going on. He suddenly reached forward and grabbed you by the waist and oh so effortlessly slings you over his shoulder.

"Steve!" You cried hands going to smack his shoulders, "What the fuck?!" He finally dropped you down on the couch and chuckled.

"Man, you are such a brat." Steve huffed his demeanor going from caring and sweet to sour in an instant, "Isn't that right, Eddie?" You look over your shoulder and find a figure standing their clad in all black robe, a ghost like mask hiding their face, a phone in their other hand.

"Sure is, Harrington." No, it couldn't be.

"Surprise, Y/N." The voice is to altered to be sure, but it's all made clear once the mask is removed. Familiar dark curls spring free and big brown eyes stare back you.

"E-Eddie?"

"God, that was fucking amazing!" he cheered tossing the mask aside and waltzing over to you and Steve. He leans over and gets dangerously close to your face, before turning to Steve.

"And you, pretty boy." His gloved hands grab him by the collar pulling him closer, "Were such a good actor. Had her believing you were in real danger." Their lips were dangerously close. Eddie closed the distance and kissed Steve you onlooking the scene with so many emotions crashing down on you at once.

Steve pulls back and looks up at Eddie longingly, "Good boy." He whispers dangerously low and then turns to you. Steve stands there by Eddie's side as he speaks. "You must be wondering exactly what's going on so I am going to let you in on something. Steve and I have been planning this for month's."

Months?

"Steve and I knew about your little crush on both of us and we thought about how fun it would be to make you ours." You look between the two boys. This wasn't the carefree 'freak' who played DnD and shredded on his guitar. This was a much darker side of him and Steve was feeding off of it.

"Why?"

"Because you belong to us." Steve confirmed earning a chuckle from Eddie.

"And you just had to be a fucking brat." He seethed reaching over and grabbing you by the throat pulling you up to be eye to eye with him.

"E-Eddie please." You whimper softly. Steve steps in behind you keeping you sandwiched between the two.

"Eddie, please." He mocked in your own voice. "Baby, the only thing you are going to be begging for is more."

"I don't understand, Eddie." Your voice is quiet. Every movement by Eddie leaves you on edge and he's eating up like it was his last meal. You played right their hands. The silence is cut short when the metalhead speaks up. Steve paying full attention and hanging on every word that fell from his lips.

"She doesn't understand, she says." Eddie tsks turning his gaze to Steve. The other chuckles at his statement his arms sneaking around your waist as Eddie steps closer his chest pressed flush against your own. "I think you do understand and just don't want to admit it."

Steve's left arm leaves the comfort of your waist to pass an object over to Eddie, something that glinted in the moonlight. He brings the object into your line of sight pressing the tip of the knife to your cheek the metal cool against your skin, letting out a whimper. "She's shaking." Steve comments to which Eddie responds with a chuckle.

"You scared, sweetheart?" He asks guiding the tip of the blade down your cheek and pressing the edge to your throat. One wrong move and you'd be done for.

"He asked a question, angel." Steve is kind enough to remind you.

"Y-Yes." Your response is pathetic really. Voice coming out high-pitched and whiny trying to convey the exact opposite of fear. However, everything was betraying you tonight. Including two people you felt had been friends.

"Good. It's time for another game then." Eddie's brown orbs flick towards Steve who took the hint once he stepped away.

You eye Eddie as he steps back away from you. "W-What kind of game?"

"Oh you will find out soon enough, sweetheart. First we are going to get somewhere more comfortable." Steve releases your waist and Eddie gives you a warning look before taking ahold of your forearm. He presses the knife to your side, the rings digging into the skin and most likely leaving a mark. Eddie practically manhandled you all while Steve stood there waiting. "Up the stairs and no funny business. We plan on fulfilling every desire we've had about this moment so I would not even try it." His voice was gruff and demanding. Something about it sent a very familiar warmth between your thighs.

Glancing back at Steve who followed behind the brunette as he ushered you upstairs. Once they step foot into the room Eddie lets out a chuckle, "So this is it huh?"

"Not what I pictured, Eds. You?"

"No, not at all. Of all the times we've been over none of us had ever stepped foot in this room. Now I see why." Eddie was being condescending about the contents of your room and you were enjoying it. Steve eyes the large bed covered with stuffed animals, ranging from bears, to bunny's, and even a little cat. The room was light in contrast to the boys. Beige walls with a pink carpet, and a huge flower rug laid out on the floor. Eddie shoved you forward towards the bed while Steve took a seat at the small desk in the corner of your room. Being shoved and ordered around was starting to get into your head and so slowly grew your arousal.

"Cute little room, princess." He compliments making your heart flutter, and filling your stomach with unnecessary butterflies.

The warnings from your mother flashed in your mind briefly. 'There's just something about that Munson boy, you should go for Steve, he seems nice.'

"Thank you." Eddie smirks lips curling into a thin smile as he looks past you and at Steve.

"What do you think, pretty boy?"

Steve's own heart jumps at the nickname and he responds. "Perfect room for a princess. But, I cannot help but wonder how many times she's gotten herself all wet and needy on that bed thinking about us." Your cheeks flush at the statement alone knowing full well it had happened way to many times.

Eddie sets the knife down and backs you against the edge of the bed, forcing you to sit down his leg wedged between your own. "Probably more times than she can count. Isn't that right, baby?" Dark brown eyes flick down to eyes you over as your response leaves you.

"Yes, Daddy." Steve sat back in the chair as he watched Eddie take his time warming you up.

"Such good manners." He praises fingers curling around your jaw lifting your gaze to stay on him. "Let's see if we can add to the count. Hmm?" You whimper eyes glancing down at the other hand that finds it's way to the thin waistband on your shorts. The pads of his fingers ghosting over your skin left you breathless.

His fingers easily find their way beneath those pretty lacy panties and to your clit. "Fucking knew it. She's soaked, Harrington."

"She likes it when you boss her around, Munson. She's dirty like that." Steve replied causing a light blush to dust your cheeks as Eddie's fingers work against your lips. He chuckles a breathy moan slips past your parted lips.

"Shit, who knew the prettiest girl in Hawkins was such a slut for the freak and some preppy jock?" You lock eyes with Eddie as he plays with your sensitive little bud drinking up the little moans. Suddenly the pleasure is lost by you as he removes hand and brings his fingers up his lips.

Steve keeps his eyes on Eddie as his fingers press past his lips tasting the slick that coated his fingers. Humming as the sweet taste invaded his senses pulling his finger from his mouth and sighing in content. "Fucking delicious. Harrington, come get a taste." Steve stands up and walks over expecting Eddie to place his fingers past his lips, but instead presses his lips to his. His tongue battles Steve's winning and pressing against his won. The tase of you overwhelming Steve's senses as he moans into the kiss. Eddie pulls back and stares down at his swollen lips swiping his thumb over his bottom lip smiling. "You have such pretty lips, baby boy." Eddie compliments sweetly.

God, they both were pretty. Everything about Eddie was especially attractive, from his big hands, to the tattoos and the rings he kept on each finger. Steve was just naturally a pretty boy, good looks, and perfect hair. The two notice your staring and Eddie chuckles. "Sorry, baby. We need to take care of you huh?" You nod weekly.

"I'm not gonna be gentle, sweetheart I have been waiting months after all." He reminds you. He climbs onto the bed and gently presses your back onto the mattress by your shoulders. "Steve's going to eat that sweet little pussy of yours while you suck my cock." As he speaks Steve is quick to fall to his knees and tugs your shorts down so he can get a full view. Eddie is above you legs on either side of your chest as he unbuckles his belt.

"God, Eds. She's got such a cute little cunt." Steve sighs fishing the panties to the side as his fingers work your sensitive folds. His fingers felt good, but you desperately wanted his mouth. Steve presses a kiss to the sensitive bud awaiting his attention and laps at your folds like a starving man.

Eddie pulls his jeans and boxers down just enough to free his cock a sigh of relief escaping him. His fingers tap your cheek and you look up at the swollen cock before you. "Come on, princess. Open up need to fill up that mouth." You whine in anticipation as his cock stares back at you. Parting your lips the brunettes stuffs your mouth all full with his shaft.

Steve's fingers dig into the soft flesh of your thighs as Eddie throat fucks you on the bed above him. "F-Fuck. Such a hot little mouth you've got, sweetheart." Eddie gasps hands digging in the pink cotton sheets, beneath you. His hips jerk forward and press his cock further down your throat. He stares down at you eyes dark with desire. You looked so pretty choking on his cock, spit covering his length, and drool dripping down the corners of your mouth surely ruining the man's jeans.

Steve on the other hand was fully diving in to your pussy, tongue diving into your walls, getting ever last drop making your toes curl and knees week. Thank goodness you weren't standing up. The sweet, wet sounds filled the room.

Eddie admired the way his cock disappeared down your throat which each thrust of his hips. "God, you are such a filthy thing." He groaned using one hand to balance himself as the other found it's way to your hair forcing you to take more and more each time. Steve on the other hand was working extra hard to try and get you to cum. He wanted to taste ever last drop of you. He could feel your walls clenching around his tongue and were sure you would cum any second. He pulled away replacing his tongue with his fingers. "Hey, Eds. I think she's getting ready to cum. Her little pussy is tight and completely soaked."

"Fuck, she's a little slut, getting off on completely being filled." Eddie curses picking up the pace brutally throat-fucking you.

"Yeah?" Steve chuckles. "Bet she'll come if we keep telling her how well she's taking us."

Eddie groaned eyes rolling into the back of his head as he gets close to the edge. "Fucking, shit. She is." He sighs lips parted as he moans, "My dirty little girl." His fingers wrap around your throat making your thoughts disappear. A light, fuzzy feeling washes over you at the lack of oxygen. Then you feel it. The pressure in your abdomen is building, the tingly feeling pools in your tummy as Steve works your clit.

"Come on, princess. Go ahead an cum for, Steve, yeah?" The brunette above you encourages and you let out the filthiest moan muffled by the cock stuffing your mouth. Bach arched and whole body shuddering as your first orgasm of the night crashes over you. Eddie smirked down at you, "Good girl." He praises fingers loosening up on your throat. You could tell Eddie was ready to come just by the way his dick was twitching on your tongue. You hummed around him, tongue swirling around the tip bringing him over the edge.

"Holy shit." Steve whispered watching the scene before him unfold. Eddie's head fell back as his lips parted a string of curses flowing from him as he pulled you to the very hilt of his shaft. Your nose filled with the familiar scent of smoke and musk. He came down your throat and held you there until he was done. Steve watches as some of the cum leaks from your lips as Eddie slowly pulls you off his dick. You look up at him and chuckles, "Swallow, baby. Take all of Daddy's cum."

Steve watches as you willfully obey every word. "Open." Eddie demands wanting to check and see if you'd listened. Mouth open tongue hanging out as he tilts your chin to inspect you then lets go shoving your head back into the mattress. "Good fucking girl."

The other is breathless as he watches Eddie climb of the bed cock hanging limp between his leg. "You turn, pretty boy. Let's see how you handle her." You sit up and look between both boys, but Eddie stops you. "One sec, sweetheart." He reaches for the knife a quickly works at cutting away the tank-top you'd been sporting. Oh well, it had already been ruined anyway. He quickly works off your panties and tossed them off to the side leaving you completely bare. Steve walks over to you unbuckling his belt and quickly working his cock out of his jeans.

"Now, Steve. I'm gonna teach you how to properly handle a girl like Y/N." Eddie instructs him as he ushers you off the bed and down to your knees before Steve. He sits comfortably at the edge of your bed and watches his boyfriend stand before you cock standing hard and proud. He reaches into his pocket and fishes out a cigarette lighting it and taking hit. Eddie relishes in the numbing affects as the nicotine rushes through his senses, blowing the smoke through his nose as he locks eyes with Steve. He pushes the butt to the corner of his mouth as he takes a fistful of your hair yanking your head back.

"Fuck, Munson." Steve sighs watching as the other curls his fingers in your hair putting you on full display. Eddie chuckled as he watched Steve's cock twitch at the sight. "You gonna keep starin' pretty boy or you going to fuck her throat?"

Steve whined and pressed the tip of his aching cock to your lips, and you open your mouth taking him down your throat so well. "Take her by the hair, baby boy. It'll help her enjoy the experience." Steve's fingers replace Eddie's grip on your hair and you moan around him as his nails dig into your scalp. Eddie sits back taking another hit of the cigarette in his mouth as he watched, blowing the smoke out into Steve's face chuckling as the boy coughed.

"Come on, Steve. Fuck her throat like you mean it." He ordered hands wandering past your shoulders and down to your exposed breast. Eddie's fingers brush past the sensitive nipples and you cry out around the cock muffling your noises.

"Fuck.." Steve grunted hips thrusting forward at a much harsher pace. His gaze is down on you as his cock fills your mouth, drool pooling at the corners of your mouth. Eddie smirks as he takes on last drag of the cigarette inhaling it through his longs and huffing it out. The smoke surrounds you and Steve and you inhale the scent. You moan around his shaft tongue swirling around the tip of his cock. His hips stutter and he throws his head back, pushing you further down to the hilt of his cock.

"F-Fuck.." He breathes, the scent of smoke and musk filling your senses. His cock twitched in your mouth and Eddie chuckles. He takes the cigarette he was nursing and douses it out on the nightstand. His fingers take each nipple between his fingers and pinch them. Earning another moan from you sending a warmth to your core.

"God, fuck.. Eddie I'm.." Steve huffs getting closer and closer to that edge. You can feel him pulsating against your tongue. Eddie takes notice of the labored breathing as Steve's thrusts become lazy almost slowed. His fingers retreat from your breasts and find their way back to your shoulders.

"You close baby boy?" Eddie questions. Steve locks eyes with him and whimpered.

"Yes." Steve answers pathetically much to Eddie's pleasure.

"You wanna cum, pretty boy? Hmm?" You had never experienced something so erotic as this. You were practically dripping due to the exchange above you. Steve whined knowing full well what the brunette wanted.

"God, Eds. Please let me cum." He begs eyes locking with his dark brown orbs. His cheeks flush a bright pink when Eddie replies.

"Then you better ask me nicely. Let me hear those words, baby." He smirks and Steve whined desperately, but obeyed.

"Please, I've been such a good boy. I've done everything you asked, let me cum." Eddie chuckled reaching forward and prying you off Steve's cock with a loud 'pop' ringing through the room.

"Yeah? You wanna cum?" The brunette asked. Steve nods glancing back at you before turning his eyes back on Eddie.

"Where? My mouth or hers?" Steve's breath hitch's as he thinks it over. As pretty as you would look taking his load. Steve wanted Eddie.

"You, Eds. I want your mouth on my cock." He replies and something about the scene unfolding before you had quite an effect on you. Something about the desperation lacing Steve's words as he begged for Eddie.

The man does not hesitate as he takes your place down on his knees before Steve. Eddie was probably the only guy in the world who could look pretty while sucking another man's cock. He takes the shaft in his hand glistening with your spit and takes the head into his mouth with ease. Your fingers travel down to your soaking clit and begin to rub little circles around the sensitive bud biting your lip as you watch Eddie take Steve's cock like a champ.

"F-Fuck, Eds." He cooed down at the brunette. Eddie bobs his head up it down pumping his cock at the base. Your flingers move faster in rhythm with Eddie's strokes. He hallows out his cheeks and takes Steve all the way down his throat. Steve's head lolls back as his hips stutter forward a grunt escaping his parted lips.

"Fuck, Eddie! I'm--" Eddie swallows every drop of cum, enjoying the taste of it on his tongue and slowly pulls off looking up at Steve through half-lidded eyes. He locks eyes with you and Eddie smirks.

"You liked that princess? Getting off to me making our pretty boy cum down my throat? Hmm?" His tongue darts out to lick his lips as he crawls over to you on all fours. You stop your movements as Eddie reaches down and shoves your hands away. He presses his lips to yours and you can taste Steve's cum mixed with saliva as his tongue pry's at your lips.

His fingers find your entrance and slides two fingers inside making you gasp. Eddie pulls away and chuckles, "We'll have to do this more often princess." He grins watching as you spread your legs wider for him hips rocking down onto his fingers. Basically fucking his fingers like it was his cock.

Eddie chuckled, "Look at her, pretty boy. So desperate to get fucked she's riding my fingers." Steve chuckled taking a seat on the bed as it was his turn to watch Eddie get what he really came here for. You. He had been wanting to fuck you since that first day senior year. Now here he was about to finally get what he'd been wanting.

He shoves you back onto the carpet hissing as your head hit the floor. His fingers still inside you as he crawled over you. "Such a fucking little slut." He hissed at you.

"M'not." You argued meekly reaching up to grip Eddie's forearms. He removes his fingers and you whine. The metalhead chuckles, "Don't worry baby. I'm gonna take care of that pretty little hole." As soon as the world left his lips his cock was filling you up. His arms holding him up as he fucked you on the floor. Steve grips his own cock and strokes it in time with Eddie's thrusts. He was relentless making sure you felt every inch and managing to hit that golden spot each time making you see stars.

"That's it, slut. Fucking take my cock like the greedy princess you are." He grunts making sure you knew how much of a slut you were for them and only them. Steve's grunts filled the background as Eddie practically growled at you. That same feeling from earlier was building up once more and Eddie could feel it.

"Already gunna cum on my cock. Fucking dirty bitch." Eddie sneered hips slapping against your own. You throw your head back moaning, as your walls flutter around his cock, and your second orgasm crashes over you.

"Fuck-Oh, god Eddie!" You cry out nails digging his forearms as he fucks you through your orgasm, Making you ride that high for as long as possible, until his own cock twitched, being completely milked by you and came deep within your cunt.

"That's it, baby. Take it. Fuck." He groans followed by Steve who's cumming in the palm of his hand as he watched Eddie fuck the living daylights out of you.

Eddie sighs completely relieved and totally spent, pulling out of your aching cunt leaving you shuddering. He leans down and kisses your forehead brushing away the stray hairs stuck to your face. "You were such a good girl, baby. So good for me." He kisses your cheeks and helps you climb into his lap letting him hold you whilst Steve takes his leave to go clean himself up.

"Mm, thank you Eddie." He chuckles, "You're welcome princess. But we are seriously going to have to come over more often, I'm already addicted to that little pussy of yours." He whispers earning a hum from you as your eyes flutter shut and his heartbeat lulls you to sleep.

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A/N ::: All of you just shut the hell up. Just kidding. But seriously, I read something earlier and it shattered my heart. So I had to give this man a baby. I kinda sorta pulled the names of his offspring on purpose. Tilly means "mighty in battle." And Jules means "youthful." I know not every one of you will love the names. But that's the thing about baby names, in'it? Not everyone will love what you choose. Anyway, this legit almost made my chest swell with hot breath and come out as tears. I don't know why. But there's something so sexy about a man who actually sticks around for his girl and his demon spawn (AKA Babies). And there's NOTHING about Reiner that's not sexy.

C/W ::: Talk of hospitals/delivering a baby (so sexy, right??), Reiner x y/n flirt a bit and have sex, nothing special. But I'm putting a little warning up anyway.

Tilly, Tilly, Braun

If you know what I'm referencing, you're so fucking cool!

"Another one? Holy shit, sweetheart." Reiner asked as he held your hand while you try to get comfortable in the hospital bed.

"Yes. ANOTHER ONE." You hiss at him. "Fffooo, fuck fuck fuck. Why did I ever let you talk me into THIS? You're such a bastard. You know that? A real first class bastard."

"Babe, please." He lowers his voice and leans in to talk into your ear.

"Stay. Away. From. Me. I may bite you." He was looking for any trace of humor on your face or in your eyes, but there was none to be found.

"S'just ... well, heh, honey, the nurses are looking at me like I really am a bastard. I don't, I don't like it." Reiner genuinely looked saddened by this.

"YOU THINK I GIVE A RATS ASS RIGHT NOW what THE STAFF THINK OF YOU? HMM! Read the room, Rei."

He pulled his hand from yours and started to stand.

"W-where are you going? Are you leaving?" You started to cry. "I'm so sorry baby, I'm so fucking sorry. BUT THIS HURTSSS. Sooo fuckin' bad. I have never loved you more and never hated you more. I want to kiss you and beat the shit out of you. Y'know? Y'KNOW???"

Reiner stood there, wide-eyed. In shock, really. He was getting turned on by how you were talking to him but he was also terrified that he'd blink incorrectly or take too long of a breath and you would beat the shit out of him.

The nurse came over to you and said it was time to check your cervix again. You groaned. "Can't you do an ultrasound or something? You're literally going against nature here, trying to put your fingers inside of me to check that, while a baby is trying to come out? Fucking take an x-ray like a normal person."

Reiner apologized to them on your behalf. "She's a little um, tir-, stress-," he sighed. "She's going to divorce me when this is over. I just know it."

The nurse laughed. "I've seen it all and I've heard it all. Chances are, Mr. Braun, if she let you put a baby inside of her, she'll stick it out."

He looked hopeful for a moment. "Really? You think so?"

"I'm RIGHT here, people. I'm right ... here."

"Ok," the nurse said, sounding hopeful. "You're almost 10cm. How do you feel?"

You pursed your lips together and lowered your chin to your chest. "Angry. I feel anger."

"Do you feel like you could start pushing? You opted to follow your birthing plan and that was to have a natural delivery. It's too late to go back now, Mrs. Braun. So, can you? Push?"

"H-can I push. I don't know. Let me check with my magic 8 ball. Hold plea-oww!! SHIT, REINER! Ow, ow, ow ow ow. Fffffuck, baby, it hurts so bad. Oh my fucking god."

"I think that's your cue to start pushin', mama." Reiner said as he patted your forehead with a wet and cold washcloth. "Tell me what to do." He left a long kiss on your left hand. "Where do you want me?" His gaze dropped to the floor as he mumbled more to himself than anyone else, "Besides hell."

"Rei, Rei, please get behind me and hold me. I want to lean up against you when I'm pushing."

He looked at the nurse and had the biggest, dumbest smile on his face. So happy that you're actually admitting that you need him. Dare he think, you want him there.

He and the nurse rearranged the pillows behind you and lowered the head of the bed so he could sit comfortably and you could lean back against his stable chest.

You had to laugh, remembering the night you got pregnant.

His chest was what got you into this whole mess in the first place.

*****

"What'cha feel like doing tonight, babe?" Reiner asked.

You walked over to him wearing one of his t-shirts and a cute pair of panties. Nothing special. But that was his favorite thing to see you running around in. So simple and so sexy. Tracing your fingertips over his muscles that stuck out from behind the shirt he was wearing, you dug your fingers into the waistband on his jeans and dragged him to the kitchen counter. He helped you hop up there and he pushed his way between your thighs. Burying his face in your neck and taking a deep breath he asked, "So, you wanna watch TV, then?"

You slapped him on his huge bicep. Which led to you wrapping your fingers around what you could before you ran out of length. "Jesus, Rei. You're so ... mmhm." He bent down to kiss you as he wrapped your legs around his waist and carried you down the hallway to your bedroom. Bumping into the walls the whole way because he could only tell where he was by the end of the runner laid out on the floor indicating your room was immediately to the left.

He laid you down on the bed.

You scooted back to give him some space at the foot of it.

"What'cha in the mood to watch tonight, hm? You wanna watchhh ... this?" He grabbed your ankles and pulled you down so you were flat on your back and he started kissing your knees. Never mind that you were more ticklish there than anywhere else on your body. Never mind the last time that he did this you kneed him in the face because it was, literally, a knee-jerk reaction to his touch.

Throwing your arms to rest above your head, you smiled. "Nah, I wanna watch something a little more exciting." You pulled his shirt off and tossed it to the floor.

Reiner raised his brow. "Ohh," he rubbed his hands together quickly. "I fuckin' love this show. Yes ... I ... Do."

"It's my favorite thing to watch right now." You laughed as he crawled his way up the bed and rested his hips between your thighs. You reached down and unbuttoned his jeans. He leaned down to kiss you, slowly and deeply, and you moved your head to the side so he could kiss your neck. "It's one of those shows that just ... keeps getting better and better and better. I can't wait to see where it goes."

He pushed his jeans off and kicked them to the floor. "I agree, babe. I fuckin' love it too. It's got me hooked." He was looking at your lips. Your smile. Your eyes. "You know what show I'm talking about, right?"

"I think we're both watching the same thing. It's so addictive." You said as you pulled him closer. "It's like the next big thing that everyone's gonna be talking about for months and years."

He was hovering over you now. His cock pressing into you. So close to being inside.

"I wanna see it all. The whole thing. Every episode. Every season. It's so good." He moaned as he entered you, slowly and gently.

You gripped his shoulders and nodded. "I do too, baby. I want to know everything." You arched your back as he started to thrust into you. "Oh god, Reiner, it's so good."

"So fuckin' good, honey. This is my favorite part of the show. When we fuck. God, you're so hot." He kissed you and ran his tongue over your bottom lip. "Can I tell you a secret?"

You nodded your head and looked into his eyes. "What's that, baby?"

He groaned and pushed himself deeper into you. "This is the show I've been looking forward to most. The one I've wanted to start for a while now."

You laughed and held his face in your hands, pulling him in to kiss him again. "Me too, baby. Me too."

"I can't wait to see what happens next."

*****

"Ok, push, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. And breathe. One more, Mrs. Braun, just one more and you'll have your baby." The nurses cheered you on.

You looked back and up at your husband. He's never looked so sure of anything else in his life. He knew he wanted to marry you. And you can see in his eyes now that he's sure he is ready for this baby. Which is more than you could say for yourself. But it was a little too late to go back now.

"Hnnnghhhh-ahhhhhh!!! FUCK!!!" That was it. That was the last one. Your baby was born. Your husband got up and ran around to kiss you on the lips before he even saw your newborn child.

"I ..." he had tears streaming down his cheeks. "Oh, honey, I -" You kissed him back and waved at him to go see what the baby was.

You'd both agreed on names; Tilly Braun for a girl and Jules Braun for a boy. You were so damned tired you didn't know what you wanted at this point.

"Oh! Hoh my god, babe! Baby! It's a girl! Say hello to Tilly. Tils, this is your mama. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. Next to you, of course."

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