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earthgrudgefear · 23 hours

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#🎉 a post #akatsuki hiden #♖ art #akatsuki #naruto shippuden #akatsuki fanart #kakuzu #hidan #kakuhida #bc it always is 2 me #THIS IS O L D BUT I NEVER POSTED IT SO ??

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partak90q · 3 days

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ooooooohhhhhhhh..... i don't know

#digital art #artists on tumblr #naruto #hidan #kakuzu #kakuhida

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ladykissingfish · 1 day

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*in the afterlife, after Deidara’s death*

Sasori: *sarcastically slow-clapping upon seeing Dei* Well done, brat. Excellent. A fantastic visual treat, and not at all the pointless and painfully predictable death that literally everyone in the Akatsuki had pegged for you since the day we met you.

Deidara, scowling: Oh, shut up, Danna! At least I didn’t go out like some pussy, losing to an old woman and a teenaged girl!

Sasori: Hey, I LET them take me out. I figured it was better than listening to even one more second of you spouting off your insanely incorrect artistic rhetoric.

Deidara: Don’t sit here and pretend that you weren’t after me like a dog hunting a rabbit, you goddamned pervert, hm! And you know what? MY death actually ACCOMPLISHED something! Thanks to me, there’s one less Uchiha in the world!

Sasori: *laughing* Oh? Really? You mean Itachi’s little brother? *moves his head side to side in an exaggerated manner* Mmm, don’t SEE him anywhere. Maybe because he LIVED.

Deidara: Impossible! That was the strongest explosion in my arsenal! There’s no way he wasn’t taken out by the blast!!

Sasori: *snorts* Sure, alright. “Art is an explosion” my ass.

Deidara: Oi, piss off, old man! You think your art was so great?! That stupid body of yours you bragged up and down as being “indestructible” and it turns out you designed yourself with your weakest point as a ridiculous bullseye right in the center of your chest! Any idiot with half a brain and one eye open could have hit that shit!

Sasori: You goddamned brat, I should —

*Kakuzu, standing nearby and watching*

Kakuzu, to himself: Well, so much as my shot for having a peaceful afterlife. But still ... I guess I can't complain. Hidan being stuck in that hole on earth means I won't ever have to --

*from behind him*

Hidan: Oi, fucker, so it turns out I CAN die after all. *runs to Kakuzu and throws his arms around him* Did you miss me?! I bet your gay ass missed me a LOT! Anyway what's to eat in this shithole? I'm starving!

Kakuzu:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #sasuke uchiha

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r3dlif3 · 2 days

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Sasori looking like his 15 year old self whilst being 35 could of had so much comedic potential. People assuming deidara is older when they're working together or maybe getting confirmed as a smoker so there's this middle aged man trapped in a teenagers body smoking 5 packs a day to cope with his erratic and destructive co worker.

Hidan would assume he's the youngest and it would followed by sasori throwing him through the ground with his strings he's got anger issues he can't be dealing with two men who are barely adults and act like frat boys. He's older than the majority of the main cast he can't be dealing with them all the only person he tolerates is Kakuzu because he couldn't care less about sasori's weird stature and they've both attempted to kill their partners on a multitude of occasions (more on Kakuzu's side seeing how Hidan is immortal)

#kakuzu #sasori #deidara #hidan #akatsuki #naruto #naruto ramblings

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bakapandy · 3 months

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KakuHida...my problematic faves...

#kakuzu #hidan #kakuhida #akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #pandy draws

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teapotart · 11 months

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What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.