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earthgrudgefear · 2 days

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#🎉 a post #akatsuki hiden #♖ art #akatsuki #naruto shippuden #akatsuki fanart #kakuzu #hidan #kakuhida #bc it always is 2 me #THIS IS O L D BUT I NEVER POSTED IT SO ??

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ladykissingfish · 3 days

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*in the afterlife, after Deidara’s death*

Sasori: *sarcastically slow-clapping upon seeing Dei* Well done, brat. Excellent. A fantastic visual treat, and not at all the pointless and painfully predictable death that literally everyone in the Akatsuki had pegged for you since the day we met you.

Deidara, scowling: Oh, shut up, Danna! At least I didn’t go out like some pussy, losing to an old woman and a teenaged girl!

Sasori: Hey, I LET them take me out. I figured it was better than listening to even one more second of you spouting off your insanely incorrect artistic rhetoric.

Deidara: Don’t sit here and pretend that you weren’t after me like a dog hunting a rabbit, you goddamned pervert, hm! And you know what? MY death actually ACCOMPLISHED something! Thanks to me, there’s one less Uchiha in the world!

Sasori: *laughing* Oh? Really? You mean Itachi’s little brother? *moves his head side to side in an exaggerated manner* Mmm, don’t SEE him anywhere. Maybe because he LIVED.

Deidara: Impossible! That was the strongest explosion in my arsenal! There’s no way he wasn’t taken out by the blast!!

Sasori: *snorts* Sure, alright. “Art is an explosion” my ass.

Deidara: Oi, piss off, old man! You think your art was so great?! That stupid body of yours you bragged up and down as being “indestructible” and it turns out you designed yourself with your weakest point as a ridiculous bullseye right in the center of your chest! Any idiot with half a brain and one eye open could have hit that shit!

Sasori: You goddamned brat, I should —

*Kakuzu, standing nearby and watching*

Kakuzu, to himself: Well, so much as my shot for having a peaceful afterlife. But still ... I guess I can't complain. Hidan being stuck in that hole on earth means I won't ever have to --

*from behind him*

Hidan: Oi, fucker, so it turns out I CAN die after all. *runs to Kakuzu and throws his arms around him* Did you miss me?! I bet your gay ass missed me a LOT! Anyway what's to eat in this shithole? I'm starving!

Kakuzu:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #sasuke uchiha

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galaxy-of-me · 2 years

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hi, i love dynamics that r like “we make each other worse” on the surface but when u look deeper it is actually just “we understand each other on a level that no one else does and nudge each other out of our typical comfort zone” which just circles around to “we make each other better”. it’s abt the accidental growth just by being in each other’s lives. idk