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asserting dominance in a filmbro discord server
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got my sister to listen to Hot Dog this morning! she hated it!
#.txt#im claude jade bc apparently thats who i look like to these people#which honestly feels wayyy to nice but i can kinda see it#hot dog by limp bizkit is something that can be so personal to a raging autostic girl with brain damage such as myself i must say#...so close to 420 too.....
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AAAHHHHH!!!!! HIT 600 FOLLOWERS ON 4/20! GREAT WORK EVERYONE, HIT THE OPIUM DEN!🔥🔥🔥🔥
#also for the record- the drafts folder isnt all requests in process- i swear the reqs list isnt nearly that long.#its under 50#but i couldnt tell you how many are WIPs and which arent started yet#drafts are mostly shitposts. trauma dumps. incomprehensible thirst posts. and pictures of delphi#.txt#a lot of snippets/teasers too#now everyone take a fat bong rip in solidarity and get sillay
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I like to think that we all be at nursing homes still talking about fictional dick
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assign me a color ask game results
i was so fortunate as to receive an even 20 responses from asks, and I wanted to make a pie chart to celebrate ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ! Thank you to all who sent in asks (づ◡﹏◡)づ ᯓ ₊˚⊹♡
Lilac: I love to see you on my dash
Fern: In love with your big juicy brain
Plum: Therapy is a must for you.
Lemon: Dashboard happy pill
Lava: Something is wrong with you (affectionately)
Steel: I constantly wonder if you're ok
Mint: You deserve all of the rights
Space: Too intimidated to DM so I'll just interact until you notice me
Azure: Not a single coherent thought behind that username
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When I was in like year 8 I would go to the upperclassmen library sometimes and there was this girl who was like in year 10 or 11 and I remember one time she was looking at softcore porn of king dice on the school computer
Anyway pyrocore
i love how, for all we know, pyro under the suit could very well look identical to this one girl you once saw in school back then.
but i love this idea! could for sure imagine pyro pulling up sexy versions of cartoon characters on a work desktop, and like- is it appropriate work conduct? not really. but she's in her zone!! her happy place! maybe she bonds with pauling doing this idk, i think it would be cute :3
this ask reminds me of how attack on titan was peaking when i was in 9th grade and i would find memes on pintrest (visual aid below) and copy them out on my home printer and bring them to school in my folder to share with the one other "otaku kid" in my grade during latin class.
(i was too shy to ask for his email so this was the next best thing)
#tales from the ask box#<- new tag specifically for the cool prompts/headcanons/what have you from the inbox#anonymous#thank you so much for the ask! <3#im sorry if this unlocked memories for anyone. but shitty anime memes of hetalia and attack on titan and death note and my little pony will#will be burned into my memories forever
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Where did the headcanon that demo watches hentai come from?
i think it would be funny
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you remind me of the song "smut" by tom leher
leaves you with my form of a compliment and killbinds
this ask gave me the confidence to add those two alan moore quotes to my pinned post like i meant to ages ago. thank youuu 🙏
#i was SOBBING listening to this#i would agree with this tbqh#ariasapphire21#did not know about this before i read this ask#thank you sm for sharing w/ me :)#thank you so much for the ask! <3#and like ok i know that bottom one is a little rich coming from me#but the sentiment still stands dang it!
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I hope this doesn't sound mean, but why is Hera your favorite olympian? I genuinely want to know because all the mythology fans I know can barely tolerate her
well for one thing, she really was the courtney love of her time...
#whiiimsicalllll#thank you so much for the ask! <3#i dont really have an answer other than i find her the most compelling of all the olympians and i want her to sit on me#WE SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS HERE ALRIGHT
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imagine a mid-off between your deep web mercs characters against the mercs as true crime tumblr users. Just Sayin
just imagine how insufferable they'd all be as rival polycules... not one decent roommate among the whole lot of them.
#Administrator is their shared landlord#pauling couch surfs between both houses#portland polycule au isn't a phrase i'd expect to type out today. neverthless. she persisted.#portland polycule au#deep web au#4 chan jumpscare warning
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a bingo on all but one.. God fucking dammit sniper, u absolute bastard, all u do is disappoint me
can i see character opinion bingo for: sniper, spy, the riddler and twilight sparkle? (i hope that's not too many characters, if u don't feel like answering for all it's all good! ilysm my friend! ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა)
YASSS
IM SO HAPPY YO GET THIS CAUSE I WAS ITXHING TO DO IT 💚
Credit to @felipe-kuso for the Og bingo!
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Which merc is on page 47 on pornhub with like 20 filters trying to find a bitch that looks like you?
idkw but after reading this my first thought was, "i could see saxton hale doing this, but he's trying to find a guy buff enough for him to project on to"
anyway, nsfw below the cut
who i think would:
demo, but he's on hentai sites, not pornhub.
scout, would because like he has anything better to do.
spy, most likely to be really picky about this sort of thing, even if he knows it's trashy, he can at least pretend to have standards.
soldier, refuses to stop scrolling until he reaches the final page because calling it quits before then is a mark of defeat, and he refuses to surrender.
medic, once he goes fully cumbrain-ed, he knows no bounds.
who wouldn't:
heavy, the shame of it all would get to him well before he'd hit this point.
pyro, doesn't need visual masturbation aid bc it just relies on pure imagination while jacking off.
engie, usually only masturbates to relief tension pulling all nighters in his workshop and doesn't have the time to be scrolling so long.
sniper, has some really intense paraphilias and doesn't have that many videos to select from.
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Do you have any video games you would consider "overrated" or "underrated"?
i gotta say as a MAJOR survival horror fan, i can't for the life of me understand the love for Rule of Rose.
Almost anytime I hear people talking about it, everyone's calling it some underground hidden gem of a game, but it's really not that obscure? like at all?
i heard from sooo many the game was a classic, and really went into the game expecting to like it. like i said, i love survival horror games, and aesthetically the game looks stellar, but after a half-hour or so, i wondered when the game would start getting good. and by 2 hours, i realized this wasn't exactly the game i thought it would be.
i think the reason people are so quick to call it a "hidden gem" is bc of the infamous story of this game getting banned in parts of the world (i believe it was some parts of europe/australia? but i could be way off on that) for allegedly "promoting child abuse," which even as someone who doesn't like this game, that claim is entirely bogus. RoR got a bad reputation, and it never quite garnered the popularity to shed this preconceived notion. which- yeah, that's unfortunate, but cmon now, does that really warrant calling this thing a "hidden classic" ??
personally i always hated the horror trope of "evil/creepy kids" and while I like the fact the kids in the game are just straight up terrible people, rather than them secretly being possessed by demons of being ghosts or something, i feel like there were too many antagonists bc aside from Diana, the other bullies felt very one dimensional. kids can be cruel for no reason like adults can, but the bullies/their bullying was so over the top, and the animal cruelty felt so gratuitous i couldn't take anything that happened to Jennifer seriously.
the combat/controls are comically awful, and i can't count how many times i just ran by enemies bc trying to fight off any of the monsters was such a chore.
there were a few things i liked though! i thought the character designs were very pretty/fit well with the era of the 20s/30s (especially loved Jennifer, Diana, Meg and Eleanore's outfits!) the music wasn't bad. and i like how all the antagonists had respective animal motifs, it was a nice subtle way to distinguish the bullies. i also don't know if this was intentional, but Diana looks like she was modeled after Kirsten Dunst (who i LOVE) and like, idk that felt very meta in a good way!
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(been a rough month for me so far, so i made some little affirmations to cheer myself up ˶•⩊•˶)
#it felt therapeutic for some reason.#.txt#nothing awful happened or anything like that#just really havent been feeling like myself lately in an odd way#im not really into the concept of manifesting or whatever personally. but i was kinda nice to have a moment of mental positivity/optimism
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woman moment
basically i read the prince by niccolo machiavelli when i was 16 and now i dont know how to trust anybody anymore 🙃
(difficult person quiz: https://www.idrlabs.com/difficult-person/test.php)
(dnd class quiz https://www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dragons-class/test.php)
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So I found this and hmmm
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My dude I can’t stop thinking about your monster mash au do I have permission to share my imagines with you?
Ps: same anon who sent the drider engie thing a while back. Monsters have me in a chokehold lol
YES??? LITERALLY FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME???
#also heyyy there loyal anon and friendo#how you doin buddy? :)#thank you so much for the ask! <3#anonymous
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mercs on the dark web headcanons
(dark!characterization below/general taboo dark web subject mater. proceed at your own discretion.)
Sniper
red room live streamer
Women fear him, the CIA want him.
Aside from profiting on the mutilation of the lives of the innocent he's a regular poacher and sells exotic/protected animals hides, meat, or sometimes live specimens.
Scout
Amphetamines manufacturer and distributer. He regularly gets high off his own supply who's gotten into run-in with the police as far back as he can remember.
Got scammed out of $10k buying a fake Alligator skin couch.
Big fan of Sniper's live streams, but doesn't have the guts to sit through the truly grizzly parts.
Pretends to know how Bitcoin works.
Spy
Hitman for hire.
Everyone hates his ass because he acts like a narc, and no one can trust him. But despite his unknown affiliations and methods, he always gets the job done.
Has seen an unfortunate amount of political figure's nudes searching through confidential documents.
Medic
Black market organ harvester and consumer.
The most likely to have Reddit threads about himself and his infamy. (maybe he would sneakily encourage this some how? he would really thrive off of that kind of attention.)
He's the only person Sniper's ever collaborated with and featured as a second party torturing a victim in a live stream.
Likely has some insane history with the human experimentation crowd.
OG member of the cannibal cafe
Pyro
She has no idea how to access the dark web, but watches a lot of "Lost Media" videos, creepypastas and pirates cartoons and anime. She assumes that's a part of what everyone else is talking about
Engie and Demo
Producing, modifying and manufacturing wildly unsafe and unregulated: firearms, explosives, chemical weapons- maybe even automobiles.
They don't do this for the rush, or the money, or the feeling of power; but rather out of an almost pure-hearted love for their craft.
Have somehow never been raided by the FBI or the DEA
Soldier
His special interest is HiddenWiki articles about terrorism and conspiracy theories.
No one understands how he managed to access the deep web in the first place.
Bulk buys his percs here.
Heavy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My best guess is he's buying some of the animal meat Sniper sells. He doesn't seem like someone who would care much for digital carnage.
#mdni#dead dove do not eat#also not to sound like a massive tool. but- i think 'women fear him. the cia want him' is my favorite thing i've ever written#dark!character#this au has potential alright just trust me guys
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