#this meme fitted them perfectly I had to do it
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BLIND DATE (c.s & m.s)
summary: as an influencer, you are invited to one thing gen z content creators do once they go viral; they go on a dating show! yikes, you think. but what happens when you go on a date with two triplet brothers, and end up taking a genuine liking to both of them, unsure of who to pick at the end?
warnings/content ahead: you literally have a huge yap session with the two of them, just a bunch of talking, influencer!reader, NO SMUT I JUST THOUGHT THE MEME WAS FUNNY and fit perfectly between these two images like buttcheeks, inspired by this dudes channel ngl: https://www.youtube.com/@DavidAlvareeezy/videos
Chris's version, part 1
You couldn't believe you agreed to do this.
The lights blared from every direction of the studio and the large paper backdrop was whiter than snow. You watched as multiple people fixed the boom microphone from above you, asking you to quickly speak for a test. "I don't know what you want me to say." You chuckle nervously, waiting for someone to give you an idea on what to speak about. "Perfect!" The person behind the camera suddenly announces, and they go back to fixing the position of the multiple cameras set up. "Oh, okay." Looks like that was all the test that they needed.
No, you weren't filming a porno.
Being an influencer, you were invited by other influencers for a video, being one of many girls invited. All you were aware of was that this was a blind date, and you were one of a few girls–and guys–as you've heard, selected to go in the video. You were reached out by the management team behind the influencers, not really knowing who this date will be with until the cameras are rolling. You weren't famous, but you were recognized. You had a charm behind you and humor that kept you going, along with beauty that was certainly there, and that's what you were told.
"Okay, get comfortable sweetheart, we're about to start." The so-called director calls out, you straighten your back and close your phone. You were told to dress as if you were going out to an A-list restaurant for the fanciest of the rich. And that's what you attempted to do. You felt silly being the only one in the room dressed in such a way, and you secretly hoped whoever came out wore a suit or something, but at the same time, you knew you looked the best in the room, and that gave you all the confidence you needed.
A candle was lit in front of you, and the man behind the camera allowed himself to quickly explain to you what will happen once more, although you didn't need him to.
"So, you will go on a date with 2 different men for about 30 minutes each. When your date with them is done you will immediately be followed up by the second, who would have previously been in the other room with their date. In the end, you have to choose one of the guys, and one of the guys will have to choose between the girls." The man had a habit of explaining stuff with his hands, you looked away from them before you formed a headache.
"If the two of you miraculously choose the other, you get to have a real reserved date to one of the biggest restaurants of LA, that will be fully paid by us. If no one matches with the other, you won't get anything but a thanks for being in the video."
You give him an assuring nod and even a smile, hoping that it would be enough for him not to explain it again. "I understand, thank you."
"Filming on 3.. 2.. 1.. Action!"
This all seemed too serious for its own good. You force your gaze on the roses in front of you before a short man in a baseball cap enters just a little beside you on camera.
"I'm sure you can all recognize the beautiful woman in front of you." The owner of the channel you were filming for starts, and you immediately grin. He calls your name and you look up, facing the camera with a wave. "Why don't you introduce yourself?" He suggests, and that's what you do. Giving them your name and basic surface level information about you.
"—and yeah. I'm so excited to try the fucking food they have in that other room, you have no idea how good it smells in here."
"You can't swear."
"My bad."
He sighs. "There you have it, ladies and gents!" He chuckles, a little amused. He carries on the intro a little longer, explaining to the audience this time before promoting his Patreon.
After a few long and boring minutes for you, he goes back to the real topic at hand. "Now, " He turns to look at you. "Are you ready to see who's about to come out?" Suspenseful music begins to play from nearby speakers and the lights begin to dim, you take no interest in hiding your surprise and laughter. "Is that a threat?" You wonder out loud.
"And she's ready!" He decides for himself, pointing toward an opening curtain off screen, to which they shift the cameras to face it. This was only a video for YouTube, yet the production was so high and these videos passed by the millions in views, you can't help but hold your breath as the curtains begin to open.
Oh God, what did you sign up for?
The curtains open to reveal— oh. Oh. He's quite pretty.
Maybe this was a good idea.
The boy turns the false direction, expecting you to be there. "Oh, Chris, bud, wrong way." The owner of the channel shuffles, helping the boy in front of you to actually face you. "There we go," Chris mutters to himself, fixing the sagging black pants of a suit that clearly does not fit him. You were growing a liking to this already, but you found confusion to what you were supposed to do.
You turn to face a different camera angle, "Should I.. get up and greet him?" you quite literally ask the woman behind that camera. She offers you nothing but a shrug in return. "Thanks." You whisper in appreciation, taking her answer as a yes as you get up to greet him.
"Hello." You smile, reaching a hand out as you watch his gaze rise up from your shoes all the way to your pretty face. "Hi." He processes the fact that you had decided to greet him so up close. You recognise him as that viral triplet you see everywhere, and you could only guess that the second date would be his with brother. Chris awkwardly takes your hand in his, not really sure if he should shake it or pull you into a hug or what. You also get confused, dapping him up. With a worried look.
You didn't really know how to get embarrassed, truly. If anything you would feel silly, but even then you weren't really embarrassed. It's honestly, whether you realize it or not, a blessing. Because as long as you're not embarrassed, then the people around you won't find it as is. Instead, they'd find it humorous and laugh, like now. Even Chris laughs at the randomness of the greeting.
"Oh, this is awesome." The channel owner mutters to himself, already tasting how many good clips he'll get out of you from this video. He could already imagine shortened clips trending on social media of the two of you. "How you feeling, Chris?" He shifted his attention to him, he was fairly shorter than Chris, needing to crank his head up the slightest bit.
Chris blows in a breath, his chest rising, calculating his answer. "Feeling so ready to uh—" he looks around, unsure of his very limited vocabulary. "–fall in love?" You grin, knowing he was definitely looking for a word other than that. "That's the word?" You raise an eyebrow, Chris shrugs in response, giving you a look that says he had no idea. The studio team collectively laughed.
"Well, how about you two seat yourselves on that table?" The guy suggests and you see Chris dart his gaze to the table covered in linen tablecloth, roses, and 2 lit candles.
Quickly, you make yourself over there but the sound of fast stomping makes you stop in your tracks. Chris sprints past you and to the seat by your phone, he stops in his tracks in front of you and struts the chair out for you, a crooked smile playing on his pink lips. "I didn't know I would be going on a date with a gentleman?" You joke, playing along as you seat yourself on the chair, he scooches you in.
"Oh please, it's my pleasure." He then proceeds to face the camera and give an orotund deep laugh, mocking the chuckle of how the elite upper class man of the northside would laugh. "Ha, ha ha." He makes his way to sit himself on his own chair. You're genuinely amused at this, "And your pince-nez glasses, good sir?" You say as if reminding him, his smile slowly falters as he looks around.
"What are those?" Chris looks at you, and you realize his eyes are blue laced with utter confusion. "Pince-nez glasses? Aren't those like– the tiny eyeglasses made for like one eye?" You begin to furrow your eyebrows, questioning yourself. He mimics your expression, realizing that you both had no idea, and that he needed an answer to what those were immediately.
"Those are not what those are." The channel owner scoffs, you roll your eyes as you and Chris turn to face him in sync. "Shut up, David." You say and Chris nods along, "Yeah," He looks at you as if looking for permission, then back at the guy who started this whole thing, who seemed to be glaring at him. Chris had his mouth open to say something, but the look on the guy's face has his mouth shut up again like a fish underwater.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." He was standing behind the camera now. You could have sworn you were back in middle school. But then again, you were in LA. Chris's head snaps to his direction, "Ay! Watch ya mouth!" He points a finger at him and you notice an accent lacing his tongue for a split second.
"Ask each other the fucking questions! We don't got all day!" David replied, you widen your eyes. "You can't swear, dude!" You reply, clearly mocking him.
"It's my channel!"
Now, after a few moments that entertained the staff but would most certainly be cut out from the video, you turn to face Chris who was already smiling at you. "I'm being held against my will to ask you a question before the real shit starts." You let him know. He nods once, "I think I got that, care to ask it?" He raises an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I noticed the smallest slip of an accent." You start off and you watch his face morph into realization with a small chuckle. "You're from the east coast?" You form the question as an assumption. "Yeah, I am. Surprised you noticed that fast." He responds. You wear a proud look, feeling satisfied with yourself. "What can I say." You shrug looking at the camera.
"Can you tell where, exactly?" Chris decides to challenge you and you accept it, taking a moment to replay his previous sentence in your mind again. He visibly watched you replay it, taking the moment to fully digest your appearance. He's seen you online before, many times, actually. You were pretty then, but his pants would certainly be on fire if he said you weren't even prettier in real life.
"Boston?" You finally ask, his mouth goes agape as he looks toward the staff. "Am I right?" You chuckle lightly. "Yeah," He says, "You are." He turns to you, grinning.
That only fueled your ego, it was practically visible on your face. "Now ask me," You sit up straight, ready for a question. You liked being asked stuff and answering them, it was your whole schtick. People would ask you questions, and you'd answer with a response that didn't even fully answer the question, leaving people still curious to know about you. You managed to hover around questions but still giving some sort of response like your life depended on it. You didn't know why you did it, instincts, probably.
"Why'd you agree to do this?" He asks like he couldn't believe a girl like you would consent to do a thing like this. You pop a shoulder, "I was high and they did mention steak was involved for free, so I was like 'why not?'" Also because you had had little to no romance in your life, so why not feed it artificially? But you wouldn't tell him that.
"Seriously? You agreed because of the free food?" He didn't seem like he bought it, slightly squinting at you. "And you agreed because you wanted to fall in love?" You silenced him, and he seemed to just shake his head for a moment.
"Nah, you're right."
"All right! The food is coming in!" A voice called from behind and the two of you turned to see fully dressed waiters in tuxedos walk in with a tray of food. You get excited, peaking at the food that finally reaches to your level, making eye contact with Kraft Mac & Cheese and some chicken nuggets, one particular nugget was stabbed with a white plastic spork.
"Oh, you're joking." You looked up, seeing Chris process the meal that was put in front of them.
"I have no clue where you guys got steak from!" David yells from the camera. "You literally said it in the message." Chris says, trying to understand whether he was being gaslighted or not.
"I added 'no promises'!"
"Oh shit, he did say no promises." You recall, looking back up at Chris.
You gesture to his plate. "You try it first." He gives you a worried look, "What if they didn't fully heat the nuggets?" He looks genuinely fearful, you feel repulsed at the suggestion. There's no way you'd eat cold chicken nuggets on a date.
"I can guarantee the nuggets are fully heated!"
"Shut up, David." The two of you say simultaneously. Chris turns back to you, going to reach for the nuggets with his two fingers, before you interrupt. "This is a fancy date." You remind him in a whisper, as if you were a separate person helping him out throughout this. "Oh, right." He says, hesitantly picking up his plastic spork and stabbing through the nugget.
Now this feels stressful. You watched him slowly bring the nugget up to his mouth, holding your breath as you imagined the temperature when it reached his tongue. His mouth was stiff for a moment before fully chewing on the nugget. "Fully heated?" You ask, the set decided to play suspenseful music again. God, this was so corny. Chris began lifting his eyebrows in an arch as he fully chewed the nugget, swallowing it down with a glass of iced water they had brought in. It was originally supposed to be wine, but they quickly found out he doesn't drink.
"Fully heated." He confirms, closing his eyes in thanks and you let out a breath, immediately going to reach for your nuggets with your hand. You chewed the first bite of your nugget as Chris gave you a look. "What? Utensils are needed for you because you're a man."
He wore an exasperated look and you only chuckled. "Are you guys hearing her?" Chris scoffs. You make an annoyed face, quickly noticing just how dry this chicken was. "We got any sauce in here?" You stare at the nugget in hand like it'll suddenly poof with sauce.
"Nah."
"Okay." You nod. "Great."
"Chris, if this was a real date, where would you have taken her?" The question was asked from behind the camera, and you raise an eyebrow, turning to look at Chris as you're curious to hear his answer. Chris looks up from his plate of mac & cheese and settles his blue eyes on you, calculating his answer. You watched him visibly think it through, and for some reason you felt yourself grow nervous. So much he could possibly say, all with the very little information given to him about you.
"Probably a Hooters."
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"You want me to feed him?"
"I think I'm perfectly capable of feeding myself," Chris laughs. "This food isn't even that good." He quickly adds, you nod. "Listen to him."
"Just do it, for the video. Matt is doing the same thing in the other room right now." Chris visibly winces at the suggestion, there is no way his brother is agreeing to let some girl feed him. He can't even imagine it in another universe. "You're full of shit, Matt would never."
David sighs, "You're right. Just fuckin' do it. If your brother won't, you gotta."
"This was not a part of the consent form I signed."
You turn to look at Chris. "We'll get it over with, here," You begin scooping up some leftover mac & cheese with your spork. A while had past of you and Chris submitting to what the studio staff was telling you, forcing you to answer questions. They were all surface level romantic questions, but borderline uncomfortable. It was kind of hilarious. Now, you were doing truth or dare cards that the set had put together.
"You're willing?" Chris was in shock, "It's just a fucking spoon to your mouth." You stand up, leaning over the table as you hold a hand under the spork so nothing would drop. "Open." You tell him as you stood and he remained seated. He looked up at you, "The things I do for YouTube, man." He sighs before opening his mouth for you, you shove a quick spoon in his mouth.
"See, wasn't that so easy?"
"Go check on how Matt or Nick are doing right now or something." Chris rolls his eyes as he chews his food, you follow up with what Chris said by flipping the guy off. They were so keeping that whole thing in.
A few minutes go by, and you begin to learn more about Chris. Your humor seemed to align with his perfectly. Honestly, it felt like you were talking to a best friend. He was beyond intrigued by you, and his facial expressions seemed to make it known. The entire time, you wondered how the next date would follow up with this.
"Time's up!" It was announced, they were now getting ready to bring in the second date who you would have dessert with. You gave Chris a quick hug goodbye as he moved on to the next girl, and you waited for the next boy.
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Hey sorry to bother you, but i feel like that one meme that goes: GET YO DOG! It dont bite. YES IT DO-!!! Would be perfect for metagross gengar and sylveon (forgot their f--king names again) it just sounds lovely lolz (no pressure and no rush) also i love your artstyle!!
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Thank you! And that vine fits them perfectly! Thanks for the idea!! XDDD
Also who are Patty and Baragara? Patty was a Hoppip that I caught early on in my pokemon Violet journey. I had intended to keep her.. but then I found Anastasia, my shiny Kricketot. Soo she was replaced. :(( I felt bad for doing that though so I brought her back as a side character in these pokemon comics I've been making XD
Now Baragara is the Metagross. I don't actually have one in my Violet game or anything.. I just really like Metagross <XD so I thought hey! Why not add him as a side character too? :}
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When Editing Goes Wrong
(Pokimane's Editor (You) x Pokimane, 3.3k Words) Tags: Excessive masturbation, gooning, sex surprisingly enough, anal sex, oral sex, foot sex, butt sex, obsessive behavior, a stunningly brave tale about the perils of editing for your masturbation material, absolutely degenerate behavior all around, also like damn dude you really couldn't resist telling her huh? Current events, breeding
You had done it, you had acquired your dream job, being the video editor for your favorite streamer; there was just one small problem, an afterthought really, an understatement. You were totally and utterly addicted to every inch of Pokimane's body. Her luscious hair, her gorgeous eyes, her perky lips, her smooth skin, her bodacious breasts, her toned arms, her delicate hands, her smooth stomach, her shapely hips, her puffy mound, her thick thighs, her tempting feet, so perfectly shaped and formed and begging to be licked- Oh dear, you did it again, another hour gone and several tissues filled. You were supposed to be taking Poki's raw, uncut footage and removing all the parts those filthy gooners would enjoy too much, obviously some slightly erotic shots would be left in to titillate them, but not enough to make her haters online accuse her of being a slutty tease. The issue was that there was simply too much delicious content to sort through, and you were unable to resist slamming your meat for hours on end to all of the content she was sending you. You would hump your hand for hours on end to your own private compilations of lewd moments, groaning Pokimane's name as you worshipped her in the only way you knew how. Of course, this made getting videos and vlogs out on time somewhat difficult, since editing actually public-friendly videos did in fact take some time, so things were getting to the point where you might have to start asking for extensions...
You sweat nervously as you hurriedly type out a message to Poki, explaining to her that you would be unable to get her video out this week, that you had hit some unexpected snags while cutting down her content. Nothing to be worried about of course, just a normal hazard of splicing together all of those disparate clips, you should have the vlog out in time by next week, for sure! Your typing is made a touch more difficult by the fact that you were doing so one-handed, even messaging your goddess got you all worked up. Her response of course, is as kindly and supportive as always, "No worries, these things do happen! I am looking forward to receiving the vlog by Wednesday of next week." Next Wednesday? You look at your calendar and groan in despair, it was going to be hard to fit editing time into your schedule with all the gooning you had been planning on doing... But you managed it, somehow. The thought of disappointing your goddess, as arousing as that was, had goaded you into putting the effort in, and you had made what you knew was a masterpiece. You smile proudly as you send the vlog to Poki, you were sure her fans would love it, and they did! "Good job on that last video Editor, that extra time sure helped, didn't it?" Your goddess praises you, so of course you have to hump your hand in celebration, you finish several times to that simple sentence.
The next few weeks pass by without much incident, with you throwing together videos in time for the deadline while still blasting rope to Pokimane constantly. Your videos had been doing extremely well judging by the viewer-count, your subtle blend of inside jokes and community memes with vaguely provocative shots had been largely popular with the fanbase. Of course, you kept the most delectable cuts to yourself, so while those degenerate coomers online were filling their pants to some risque stills, you were pumping furiously to the good stuff. The editing for the upcoming week's video was running into some blockages however, since for whatever sadistic reason Poki had chosen to include almost half an hour's worth of video pointed down at her bare feet as she wanders around her apartment chattering away. You had been unable to resist such potent stimulation, and had been beating your meat almost continuously to her feet. So lost in your lusts were you, that when Poki messages you, you feel inclined to answer honestly, "What's the hold up on next week's video? Its almost Sunday and I haven't gotten it yet?" Your orgasm-fried brain misfires as you try to conceive an excuse, but the thought of telling her the truth is simply too exciting to resist. So you tell Poki that you had been too busy blasting rope to her perfect feet, pumping and edging to her delicate toes and smooth soles so much that you were unable to fit in any editing. You climax when you hit send, obliterating several tissues as you end your hours-long session with a catastrophic orgasm; then of course you realize what you had done, and start panicking. Not that you should have worried though, as Poki swiftly responds, "Understandable, but please try to stop jacking off long enough to do your job." Suitably chastened, you comply; but not before squeezing another fap in.
Over the next month, you start to notice a subtle change in the content Pokimane sends you. Whereas before the more sensual shots would go by swiftly, now she seemed to... linger a bit on certain areas. Normal people would not have perceived this development, but as someone who had spent the past year consuming endless hours of her content, it was obvious. Poki would now spend on average an extra second giving you a view down her bodice, show off her meaty ass for just a little longer, playfully flex her toes before moving onto something else. Of course, you react to this novel situation by offering her with yet more of your seed, while still barely managing to get a video out on time every week. Editors truly have it rough!
Then it happened. In the middle of a vlog about household products, Poki was busy blathering about her automatic cat feeder when she suddenly pauses and stares at the camera. "I know you're watching, Editor. I just wanted to give you a special thank you for all of your hard work." Then she pulls up her shirt to reveal her breasts, wiggles them around, before yanking it back down again and continuing her spiel where she had left off. You gawp in absolute shock, sure that your mind had been playing tricks on you, that your fantasies had bled into real life, that this was actually just a surprisingly accurate wet dream. But no, as you rewind and replay the section, Pokimane had in fact flashed you, she had shown you her slightly tan breasts, each perky while still carrying some heft, graced with a dark-brown nipple upon a wide areola. Your response is entirely predictable, you pound your fleshlight for an entire day straight, not even stopping for food or rest as you honor your goddess's bountiful blessing. When you collapse, it is only from sheer exhaustion, your body and balls utterly drained by the sight of Pokimane's boobs. Upon awakening, you discover that a large amount of time had passed, and that you had a minimal amount of time to complete your deadline. Working like a man possessed, you furiously throw together a video, not even touching yourself once where before you would have savored every tantalizing moment. Through some holy miracle, you are able to send Poki the week's video on time, a feat that she seems suitably impressed by, "I thought you would have to be late again this week, good job Editor."
The next week's content is lacking in such stimulation however, simply a return to Pokimane's usual slight teasing, which still excites you, but leaves you yearning for more. Which was no doubt her intent, because in her next footage, she abruptly turns around, bends over, and pulls down her pants. The mere sight of Poki's monolithic ass in the nude has you painting the underside of your desk before you can fully process what you are seeing. Her fat cheeks wobble provocatively before she languidly reaches back and spreads them and reveals her glistening slit- By the time you have regained control of yourself, you are literally covered in cum, and far, far past your deadline. Panicking, you open your messages and hurriedly inform her that this week's vlog would be delayed due to a medical emergency you had to deal with; yes indeed your health had truly been threatened by what you had seen! Pokimane's response seems amused, "Don't lie to me Editor, you were too busy blasting rope to my ass, admit it." Moaning, you have no choice but to agree with her, informing your goddess that you had been unable to resist relentlessly pleasuring yourself to her; begging her for forgiveness, "It's fine, just be sure to have two videos done by the end of this week, or I'll have to find a new editor, got it?" The mere thought of being cut off by your queen has you in shambles, and you grovelingly assure Poki that her will would be done.
Through a herculean effort, you manage to complete your task, sending two videos of the highest quality to Poki, "Good job, I'm impressed! Next week I will not be posting though, so enjoy your time off." Most employees would celebrate having an entire week off, but being denied fresh content has left you morose; no matter, you still needed to enjoy her last gifts to the fullest. Then a notification pops up that you had received the usual weekly content file from Pokimane, and curious, you open it. Inside there is only one file, an hour long titled: 'For My Editor'. Thoroughly intrigued, and not a little excited, you start to watch it. The video starts with Poke modeling in a sleek black dress, nothing unusual there, as she poses and shows off her angles until she pauses and looks into the camera, "Hello Editor, after working so hard last week, I decided to help you get through this one." Whereupon she confidently pulls her dress over her head and tosses it aside, revealing her voluptuous body to you in all its glory. Pokimane leans forward, cupping her breasts with an arm while making slow stroking motions with her other hand, "Jack off for me, Editor. Pump, pump, pump," she growls huskily. Then she explores her body for you, fondling her weighty breasts, running her hands down her fertile tummy, teasingly rubbing her slit, turning around so that she can show you how heavy her ass is as she bounces it with her hands. All the while she encourages you to pleasure yourself to her, motioning with her hand for you to masturbate, "Edge for me Editor, I want you all worked up for the real show..." Poki opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue, rolling her eyes back in a perfect ahegao face for a full minute before ending with a devilish smirk. Her teasing grows ever more obscene as her own arousal heightens, "Imagine how wet my mouth would be wrapped around your cock, how soft my boobs would be, how tight my ass would be, how breedable my pussy is..." She moans ecstatically, her fingers squishing against her lower lips as she masturbates, as she angles the camera downwards towards the floor. Poki crouches in front of it, breathing heavily, her face flushed, "How would you take me, Editor?" She gets on her back, spreading her legs for you so that you can see just how sopping wet her pussy is, how it would be to pump between her meaty thighs, "Missionary?" Before rolling over and hoisting her thick ass in the air, pressing her chest against the ground to show you her sensual arch, "Doggy?" She gets up onto her knees and turns around, lustfully humping their air while groping herself and licking her lips, "Or would I need to put all the work in?" Poki leans forward, purring, "I want you to fuck me, Editor. I want every last drop of your cum, understood?" Wet slopping noises grew louder as her face became more and more red, as she nods encouragingly as the camera, "Do it, now. Cum for me, Editor. Cum in me!" Then Pokimane lets out a little gasp before moaning unashamedly, her eyes rolling back as she climaxes right in front of the lens, shuddering with pleasure until it is over. She sighs sensually, "Enjoy your week off..." before giving you a wink and ending the video. Needless to say, you did not get much done that week.
Or the next week for that matter, so busy were you blasting fat reams of jizz to your Goddess's instructions; so lost in an endless cycle of cumming for Pokimane that you only stopped when she messaged you again, "I guess you've been too busy stroking for me to get any work done, so here's a little incentive for you. Finish a video, and I'll give you an hour of my time, deal?" Of course, you had no choice but to obey, even with images of your queen's naked body prancing through your addled brain, you still managed to pump out a video in a reasonable amount of time; as well as an unreasonable amount of loads. A few hours after sending the video, you hear a knock on your apartment door, and more than a little annoyed at being interrupted while worshipping your goddess, you go to open it. Imagine your shock then when you find Pokimane on the other side of it, wearing a sleek outfit of deep red, dolled up to perfection. Pushing past your gawping form, she stalks inside, wrinkling her nose at the stench of semen she plops herself on your much-stained bed before licking her lips and giving you an expecting look, "Well? You have an hour, how would you like to fuck me?" You let out a piteous groan as you shamble forward, your cock already bulging and dripping, your mind unable to believe that your goddess is before you, but your body knows what to do. You dreamily turn her around and pull down her panties, humping Poki's fat ass as she amusingly informs you to go in raw, "After all, I am on birth control, and I doubt I have to worry about any STDs..." So you mount Pokimane like an animal for an entire hour, grunting like a beast while she passively waits for you to finish, you don't stop pumping for a single moment, nor do you ever stop filling her up with your cum until it leaks out of her cunt. Before you know it, her phone is buzzing loudly, and she commands you to stop, your hour is over. You notice she is limping slightly as she leaves, "Fuck I am so full..." she murmurs, before cheerfully saying, "I'm looking forward to your next video, Editor" and leaving.
The subsequent months pass by in a blur, you swiftly and skillfully produce a video for Pokimane, and soon after she arrives at your door, ready to be used. And god, do you use her. You lick and fuck her feet until they are squishy with your semen; you pump between her mighty thighs, breeding her continuously as she moans beneath you; you mount her fat tits more often that you can count, humping her chest until her breasts are smothered with cum; you make her suck you off, making her clean the fluids of your coupling off your cock so many times you know the contours of her mouth better than she does; you violate her anus with her cock, often without any lubrication, groaning as her tight coils milk your dry within minutes; you plow her from behind, again and again and again, unable to resist her thick ass you simply give in and fuck; you spend several hours simply jacking off onto her perfect face, until her hair is soaked and her face white; you make her ride you in every position imaginable, bouncing and swaying on your cock while her breasts flop around her chest, as she tirelessly drains you of load after load; you masturbate to porn together, until you are both staining the sheets afresh with your cum; you ask her to peg you, which she does with great enthusiasm while your cock sprays like a firehose; you dress her up in all sorts of cosplays, roleplaying a wide variety of scenarios that always seem to end up with you breeding her while howling her name; you fuck her while watching the video she sent you, so that you are pumping to Poki porn using Poki's perfect pussy, achieving a gooner's nirvana.
All the while you continue to churn out videos like a machine, all of which rack up an ever growing quantity of views and interactions; you are single-handedly (because the other hand is busy) driving up Pokimane's numbers on Youtube. You reach your zenith after editing while your goddess's head bobs between your legs, sucking you dry even as you complete your masterpiece. Eventually though, you begin to tire of it all, your videos begin to do progressively less well, and you feel a growing indifference towards Poki. You had flew to close too the gooner sun, your wings had been burned by the intensity of your fulfilled passions for her. No longer did her every message and word carry the power to compel you any more, no longer was she your Aphrodite, now she was simply a high priestess, the pedestal of goddess left unoccupied as your ardor cools. None of which goes unnoticed by Poki, so that one day she messages you, "I think we may need to go our separate ways Editor, let's discuss this at your place," and you agree. She patiently explains that the quality of your videos had declined recently, and that she was firing you, "Send me a copy of all the recordings you made of us together though," she smirks at your shock, "what, you thought I wouldn't notice? That much content will be useful for when I launch on Pornhub." You shudder at the thought of Pokimane gracing the porn scene with her presence, much seed would be spilt that day... "Also, I shot your reference to a friend of mine who needs a good editor, so expect to hear from her soon." You thank her profusely for this generosity, and she smirks in response, "Once more before the road then? I know how much you love fucking me..." So you spend the next hour pumping Pokimane full of your semen, and making her suck the resulting mess off of your dick; she even stays an extra few minutes to make sure it is extra clean. You hear her mutter as she leaves for the final time, "Well that one lasted a while..."
You spend the next week in a morose stupor, lost without a goddess to worship, unable to even achieve an erection. Even when Poki glibly announces on stream that she had to fire her pervert of an editor, you don't get hard even from this humiliation. Your depressed mood continues until a fresh notification pops up on your work account, piquing your interest; it reads, "Hello, I was looking for a new editor, and Imane recommended you to me! I need to have this video out by tomorrow, so please get it done ASAP! -AriaSaki" Curious now, you open up attached files, and feel a faint stirring in your crotch. Several hours later, and you send the video to her, your cock leaking from your constant edging, eager for her response. You don't have long to wait, as a short video arrives soon after, you open to see the goddess talking excitedly to you, while wearing little more than short-shorts and a blue pushup bra, "OH MY GAWD, thank you so much Editor! This looks so freaking good, let's discuss terms tomorrow okay? Thank you thank you thank you!" Before ending it with a beaming smile. You are smiling as well, as semen drips down from the underside of your desk, anything for your goddess AriaSaki...
And so the Editor finds a new job, and the cycle continues...
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The Saga of Hermitcraft on r/Place (1 April 2022 - 4 April 2022)
On the 1st of April 2022, Reddit unveiled a white blank canvas where every user had the ability to place one colored pixel in every 5 minutes. At its height, about 4 million people participated in one of the biggest internet collaborations ever made. The ripple effects reverberated into news reports as far away as Turkey, and the final canvas represents a snapshot of the multiple communities, events, memes, and what was popular around the world at that time.
This is a documentation of the Hermitcraft mural on r/place 2022.
aka.
Remember what I said about my latest ficbind being a distraction? This is what I wanted to be distracted from.
After Reddit's API fiasco of this year and the subsequent controversial event that was r/place 2023, I decided to save as much documentation about the 2022 event as I could. Luckily, I remember how there are already a series of posts by @riacte who documented the progress of the Hermitcraft mural throughout the whole event, from beginning to end. Her blogposts form the bulk of this book (like, 95%!) and I cannot thank her enough for preserving the happenings of the block men mural.
With that said, I quickly realized that someone who's not a Hermitcraft fan - or me if I'm older - might not get the gist of who's who on the mural. The solution? Make several pages dedicated to just listing who's who on the murals! Because of the sheer number of heads, the mural was divided into several pieces for easier labeling. As a bonus, I also threw in another mural nearby which was connected enough to the Hermitcraft community.
For consistency's sake and preserving focus, I decided to not label the peeps from Dream SMP or the MCC secondary mural. Wrangling Microsoft Word to create an infographic was hard enough, let alone 3! If I inadvertently left out a few bits of extra context from this decision, mea culpa.
When it came to typesetting the entire text block, I decided to make some consistent rules. Titles denoting each day or stage of the mural are on their own pages. New sections are titled using the Bahnschrift font and colored blue, while the first paragraph has their beginning lines look Minecraft-coded and topped with a drop cap (aka. those super-large alphabets).
The names of Hermitcraft and Minecraft players in general are bolded when they first appear in the text. Afterwards, they are bolded if they are contextually important to what's being said.
Extra context would be placed in the footnotes section at the bottom of the page. This is also where I dump some background information that would be invaluable for any readers who aren't Minecraft fans, which is why the SpaceX page looked like... uh, that.
My image policy is to go with the flow; I used as many images from riacte's posts as possible, but I also added-in some of my own if more context is needed. Placing them to look smooth with the text was harder - some are small enough to not cause any problems, others are large enough to fill entire pages without any problems, but a few like the Dream SMP mural (hey there! I managed to put you in!) are too wonky to fit perfectly without leaving no empty spaces.
So in that mural's case, I placed them to the side and let the contextual text flow around it. This principle was also used for the Dota2 / Love Live images and in a few other places throughout the book. The biggest case of this are the few images that are just too wide.
Like this one.
Making double-page spreads is not the easiest thing to do in Microsoft Word, and there are a few r/place images that are too wide to fit perfectly in a single page. Confining them to one page would also mean losing all their details, so making them a double-page spread was necessary.
Didn't make it easy though, especially when there are paragraphs of text and other images that needed to be shuffled around. Mess up the double-page images, and they won't meet in the middle. Mess up the text and other pics? There goes the layout and overall flow!
In the end, making this book took a lot longer than I expected, but I am still grateful to have made this as I have now read through many posts from Tumblr, Reddit, and even Youtube - people expressing joy that they have collectively made something together. I can only hope I have made some justice to them by compiling their work and (even if a small sliver) preserving their testaments.
May this r/place be remembered.
#r/place#rplace#Hermitcraft#reddit#MCYT#rplace 2022#r/place 2022#bookbinding#fanbinding#documentation#my bookbinds#hermitblr
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The Heartbreak Prince (Alex Keller x f!reader)
Note: Okay, Chad Michael Collins is 44, so if we say Alex is 35-45, and you read this like the reader is in her early 20s, there might be a small reference to what you might consider grooming if you squint. In my head, Alex is 35 and the reader is around 30, but who am I to tell you how old she is?
Be a good girl for me.
Alex always took it on himself to keep you in line when you were ready to do something stupid or reckless. He had been like that since you were a kid, although the way he warned you changed drastically as you grew older.
Your brother didn't notice, or rather didn't want to notice, but his best friend was always extremely flirty with you. He touched your body every chance he got, placed soft kisses on your head, or simply gave you a ride home after a night out and spent the whole trip trying to make you smile and laugh.
Tonight he said these words when an ex of his showed up in the bar where you were drinking with your friends. You had never understood what he liked about her, the stereotypical dumb blonde who always tried to sound smart, but usually ended up saying something stupid. Alex deserved better, you were sure of that, and you hoped he knew it too.
“I always see your friends here, but you're never with them,” she complained with a pout she probably expected to look cute on her.
It wasn't cute. At all. And from the look on Alex’s face, you could tell he thought the same. His blue eyes were focused on the woman in front of him, and you could see his jaw tighten as he considered what to say. Their relationship got a nasty end, with a certain incident that divided your little group.
He traveled a lot because of his job–whatever it truly was, he never told you–but that relationship ended because she kissed some random guy at a party. Molly said it was an accident, then the story changed and she tried to turn herself into the victim by saying she felt neglected.
“What can I do for you?” Alex asked her eventually, his voice perfectly neutral as if he was talking to a stranger.
You didn't look at them, instead you focused on the screen of your phone and only listened to the conversation. That was more than enough for you, the least you wanted was witnessing a car crash. Because you knew the girl would throw a fit, either blaming Alex again or begging him to take her back.
She didn't respond right away and you heard a gasp leave her lips. Normally you would've assumed she was thinking about what to say, but knowing her, you quickly dismissed the idea. As if. Biting the inside of your cheek to keep a smile from appearing on your face, you opened a messaging app and began to send Alex some memes.
His phone beeped in front of him and he took a quick look at the screen. Out of the corner of your eye you watched as he turned it upside down and placed it on the table with a smirk. Then you felt his foot bump into your leg, and soon he spread his legs wide enough to be able to press his thigh to yours.
“What are you doing?” you wrote him as if he would answer now.
But to your surprise he picked up his phone and typed a short response. “Watch this.”
So you did as you were told and turned your head to face him. The corner of Alex's mouth turned upwards before he reached out to take your hand, long fingers lacing with yours as if this had been a common occurrence. Your breath caught in your throat which didn't seem to bother him. In fact, this only made him more determined to make it look like you were dating.
“Are you joking?” Molly asked hysterically, causing your friends to grab their drinks and walk away. “I always hated the way this snake tried to get your attention, even when we were dating.”
Alex rolled his eyes at this. “I don't know what gave you the idea, it was the other way around,” he told her cheekily, then leaned over to place a kiss on your head.
And you were sitting there, being dragged into a fight you didn't want to be a part of. While you tried to pay attention to anything but that conversation, the gears in your brain began to turn. The other way around? You had always assumed it was meaningless flirting from his part. But maybe he was only saying this to annoy Molly.
“I love it when you're such a good girl for me,” he whispered in your ear to bring you back to reality, and his lips touched your skin to make your brain short-circuit.
Only now that you looked up did you notice that Molly had left without a word, leaving you there alone. “Alex, what the hell?” you demanded as you moved a little away from him.
“What?” he asked innocently as he took a sip of his beer. You punched his upper arm with an angry look on your face. “Come on, you can't say this wasn't a long time coming.”
“Nothing happened.”
Alex let out a laugh before he put a finger under your chin to make you look at him. “Which is a shame.”
Before you could say anything, he leaned forward to kiss you, his lips gently moving in perfect sync with yours. Damn it, you didn't even realize you kissed him back. But it felt good, so good that you didn't want it to end. Maybe he was right. Maybe this really was a long time coming.
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LOTR in a modern world headcanons? I think yes.
I did this on one of my old accounts that i ended up deleting for some reason, i don’t remember, but here. Back on my Lord Of The Rings BS, let’s gooooo. This’ll be the fellowship with everyone intact, no one is dead.
As always requests are open and let me know if you want more!
LOTR x GN! Reader, general headcanons for if you had to take care of them today, in 2023. Enjoy!
The ring most likely has no power in this dimension, so yay Frodo is free from torment!
Sam loves watching cooking, gardening and home renovation shows, and he gets very invested in the former two. You learn a lot you didn’t really need to know from his commentary
Once Pippin learns about pyjamas and fuzzy slippers he never goes back, you literally cannot get him out of them
Boromir and Aragorn, being human and coincidentally two of the most responsible members of the fellowship, are the easiest to take in public to the grocery store and such.
You can pass off the hobbits (if they cover their ears with their hair) as children, and Gimli is your friend with dwarfism.
Gandalf you can pass off as your grandfather, and Legolas looks pretty normal if you cover his ears.
Pippin is the type to bounce in his seat in the car and ask “Are we there yet?!” every 5 minutes
Frodo really likes to draw, especially when there’s so many cool places and movies to draw inspiration from.
Movie nights? No horrors. The hobbits are terrified by ‘em.
Movie nights are literally so difficult because they all have such different tastes
Merry really likes James Bond movies.
Pippin is obsessed with nail polish when you introduce him to it. Boromir gets his repainted every time the polish come off. His nails need serious help after a while
Pippin and Merry often start pillow fights, and drag everyone else into it
If you have space for a garden or plants in your home, Sam is on it. He finds it calming, so now you have some home grown plants :)
Taking the hobbits in public? Bad idea. You can trust Frodo and Sam, but Merry inevitably drags Pippin off to do something dumb and possibly dangerous.
Gandalf has an old man rocker. There is no discussion.
The hobbits do the classic “getting one sibling to ask for fast food because whoever’s in charge will say yes”, they get Frodo to do this because he has the best puppy dog face and he’s unsure about asking for things normally.
Pippin and Merry cannot handle too much caffeine or sugar or they go crazy
You thought Legolas’ hair was good before? He steals your hair care products and his hair is literally perfect.
(He’s also willing to do skincare with you, not that his face needs it. Again, flawless)
Game nights are so chaotic. You can’t play a lot of games since they don’t know what many things from this world are, so games like Trivia and Charades are off the table
Gimli and Legolas verse each other in video games, often enough it ends with Legolas winning and Gimli rage quitting
Aragorn is so responsible he’s literally the perfect man to do anything with, and he can hold the fort down if you need to leave
Pippin is so clingy, he trails you wherever you go and asks you random questions but it’s adorable
Boromir insists on carrying your stuff, bags of groceries, all that
Frodo often goes to the library to find new books to read, with you of course
There’s a whole debate on whether 3D or 2D animation is better, i would not get involved if i were you.
Pippin and Merry are also avid fans of quoting their favourite movies, once they see them
Legolas and Frodo are the best listeners, they will just sit there and not judge or try to give you advice they just. sit there. like the perfect men they are.
Legolas would have a meme for everything. Like any situation. You text him like “PIPPIN FELL DOWN SOME WELL WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A WELL HELP” and he just has a meme that fits the situation perfectly.
Frodo and Legolas would watch Avatar: The Last Airbender together because it’s their favourite show. Aragorn jumps in also.
Those three are also avid tea drinkers.
Boromir likes Game Of Thrones. I don’t know anything about it, he just does. Please confiscate Pippin while he does.
Pippin gasps dramatically whenever a plot twist surprises him.
Sam loves to cook, and he does a lot of cooking in the house once he arrives. You two just work together in the kitchen (if you can’t cook, he’ll teach you) and have nice sweet conversations
Legolas is great at doing people’s hair. If you ask him to, he’d probably agree, though he’d probably be a bit flustered as that is a courting ritual in his culture.
Ask Legolas to talk to you until you fall asleep. His voice is so heavenly istg-
The hobbits get sleepy when their hair is played with and it’s adorable
Won’t lie this hyperfixation came back then it circled back to TMNT and today i watched these films with my friend and now i’m back to LotR love. Most of this has been sitting in my drafts for a couple weeks.
Anyway, I think that’s about it from me, I hope you guys enjoy! :)
If you want to request, rules are pinned on my page! Let me know if you want a general part two or a set of modern headcanons for a specific character. I love LOTR in the modern world content so much.
Have a good day, and remember that you are loved!
#lotr#x reader#fanfiction#lord of the rings x reader#the fellowship x reader#gn!reader#frodo x reader#samwise x reader#pippin x reader#merry x reader#aragorn x reader#legolas x reader#gimli x reader#boromir x reader#gandalf x reader#everybody lives#lotr in modern world#im not making aragorn a single hobbit parent no sir#so many tags
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any tips for young trans fems
Gonna break character for asks like this btw because they’re important
Absolutely - while I wasn’t ever a young trans femme myself I can tell you some of the things I learned in my first couple years:
Wash your face: I cannot emphasize how much this helps
Drink water: I know it’s a meme that trans girls don’t drink enough water but being properly hydrated helps your skin to glow (and if you do HRT that includes spiro you need to drink more anyway to help protect your kidneys so best to get good habits now)
Walmart (for freedomland girlies)and thrift stores are perfectly fine places to get cheap starter clothes and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with experimenting with cheap makeup just to get the hang of it if that’s something you want to wear (no one says you have to wear makeup)
On the above note however make sure to buy clothes that fit. You will probably just make yourself discouraged trying to wear clothes that were built more for a girl that had a female puberty right away, but dresses, leggings, skinny jeans and tank tops are my go to clothes for feeling femme and you can generally mix and match real well and fit you just fine
Assuming you have dysphoria experiment with different things to see what alleviates it. For example I hate the size of my forehead but I think I would look awful with bangs so when I do my side part it helps make that dysphoria better and if it comes back I just part on the other side for a few days because for some reason that tricks my monkey brain lmao
You don’t have to rush into anything ever, take things at your own speed and don’t ever be afraid to change your mind - don’t feel like you have to dress a certain way or talk a certain way just because other girls do that
When it comes to telling other people about yourself be firm in your expectations: “my pronouns are X” and “my name is y” I’ve learned it’s best never to assume people will fill in the blanks with you - and if you ever change those things let people know - I think most people want to be supportive but they can’t be if you don’t let them in on it :)
And remember that girls come in all shape and size and have all sorts of interests - never feel like you have to be some “type of girl” because you’re you and you’re a girl and that’s all that needs to be said so whatever you’re into and however you choose to dress and act and look is what makes you feminine is whatever way is comfortable for you
I hope some of this helps!
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Afro-dominican Percy Jackson headcanons but by a black dominicana cause y'all write him like an oreo
His name is actually short for Perseo and his middle name is Isadore.Percy is a nickname given to him by Sally so he took it on willingly instead of assimilation but also gringos are always pronouncing Perseo wrong,including monsters and that only encouraged him to not use it in full
Sea green eyes but also darkskinned,4d textured hair,thick lips and a big nose.He's 6'4,his gray streak naturally faded to white and he has a wide variety of hairstyles per book:Baby dreads(TLT),wicks(TTC),twists(TLO),afro(for most of SON because he dosen't remember what styles he likes),dreads(SON finale),adds beads(MOA)and long locs(Tales of Dead Seas)
He calls Sally Mamí,obviously???
His favorite dominican food is blue flan
Third gen inmigrant and monoracial(lightskin Percy with loose hair is fake,that is a NIGGA 100%)
Sally had him grow up on Discovery Kids
Trilingual-Fluent in english,spanish and greek
Haircare and skincare king
Uses nigga enough that it's a common aspect of his vocabulary
All his durags/bonnets/beads are blue
Huge Pokemon fan(It's a latino meme that we love anime based things)
Sally taught him exactly zero latino machoism or black toxic masculinity and he's actually transfem bigender and femme.She uses she/he and a bunch of neopronouns and her womanhood is extremely afrolatina with her mannerisms and tastes(doing black woman hairstyles and makeup on herself,her favorite Disney Princesses are Tiana and Brandy's Cinderella,post transition she learns she deserves to be high maintenance and tons more things)
He listens to Mcr,D'Angelo,Meet Me @ The Altar,Rihanna,Megan Thee Stallion,Ice Spice,Lo-Fi beats and hiphop
He's demisexual and his type is princess-y black women(Perseus' wife was Andromeda,the princess of Ethopia afterall and names have power in the Pjo world)
Bro is romantic-He's a guygirl so that automatically gives him an advantege with rizz but she's autistic so that boosts it by 100+ points.No regards to social norms,just unfiltered kindness and acts of service that would kill any other nigga to even think of.Also i'm obsessed with the idea of her calling his s/o 'Strawberry Pop' because i'm a Demeter Kid
As per canon he's punk but i'm not boring like Rick so i do a deep dive into it.He uses 'Punkero' for himself too and he's crustpunk,afropunk,seapunk and solarpunk and he knows how to diy things that don't even exist,uses an emulator and only phone and secondhand bought games on anti-capitalist principal,defaces public property,did a lot of research after finding out punk is an actual culture and not just an aesthetic that was surprisingly easy to focus on and starts dressing punk too as he slowly finds the right thirft stores and learns to make clothes.He throwns black/dominican influences in his outfits and in Tods he gives himself that multicolor mermaid hair where you keep your og hair tone still for that Ocean Girl swag
She's a Latino Memes Queen OBVIOUSLY but her favorites are cat ones and she's also huge on energy drinks(cotton candy bang stan just like me fr fr)and legos(i'm pleasently surprised at how many lego shows fans are latinos).White people jokes are her jam also and Luke's colonizing fascist ass got the worst of it before he killed his ass
He is 100% Nico and Hazel's mom and dad,as per canon.Nico is black too because it fits perfectly and Hazel's got black hair and brown eyes because fuck exoticification so it gives them a special connection and La Residencia Jackson is a bit of a cultural melting pot because of it.Dominican flag hung on the wall behind the couch,even more hang gesturing and loud inside voices than normal,New Orleans cuisine and everything inbetween.Percy calls Hazel 'Mamita' and Nico 'Papito',do eachother's hair,they hang out almost 24/7,he radicalized them so now Hazel's pastel goth punk and Nico's goth punk,there's a lot leaning against him for emotional support or even just out of younger sibling/child love,Percy guilt-trips Poseidon into giving him money for Nico's meds and aids and helps Hazel out with girls,beach days with them are made straight up tropical with Percy's powers and they're every white man and Karen's worst nightmares combined as one big happy familia with Sally as the topping who seems easy to speak over but Percy said herself she got her rebellion against shitty people from her
Percy Jackson is NOT Peter Parker.C'mon now,don't fall for the boyloser propaganda and be real-We all know he's Hobie Brown and that his Spider Variant is an older Spiderpunk.Speak the truth with me
#percy jackson#perseo jackson#black percy#latino percy#autistic percy jackson#transfem percy jackson#bigender percy jackson#punk!percy#team parent percy jackson#sally jackson#nico di angelo#hazel levesque#black nico di angelo#pjo#hoo#tods#nico percy and lex#lex de los santos#perlex#spiderpunk!percy#x black!reader#blackness#dominican tag#real self shipping hours#summerposting#trans nico di angelo#trans hazel levesque#disabled nico di angelo#AND him and hazel are both autistic#💌
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imagining/headcannon reader (this could be a continuation of childhood friend reader) making a handmade bracelet or keychain and giving the ones that they’re proud of to chishiya
when they head over to his place they didn’t expect to see the same bracelet/keychain on his desk from years ago, they thought he probably threw it away (like he DID WITH A CERTAIN LETTER 🤨)
He denies it so they drop the topic but couldn’t help the dumb smile on their face
Making Gifts for Chishiya Headcannons!
A/N: I love this request! And it just fits so perfectly with the bestfriend!reader hcs!!
Pairing: Chishiya x Reader
Warning: Season 2 spoilers, not proofread!
Feedback is appreciated!!!
friendship bracelet meme friendship bracelet meme
"i made this friendship bracelet for you"
"im not a jewelry person, y/n"
"you dont have to wear it-"
but instead of saying he would wear it forever, he would just.. do it.
no words
seriously though, you gave chishiya his first bracelet 3 months into your friendship
even though you already made a lot -6 months into it
he wouldn't show much interest
he would be more silent when you put it on him
"oh" is all he would say
but chishiya is screaming at himself inside
like he genuinely wants to say thank you
but god bless him because he's awkward in a situation like this
but you didn't need a thank you because that dorky smile on your face made him smile so softly
and that made you smile even more
he would then be admiring the sky blue bracelet a lot
it has the dice letters that say "chishi"
chishiya would help you gather materials for your craftiness
he loved watching you work and make
maybe he would even join in on making some
you would teach him how
unless you're the type of person to get nervous when someone watches
if that's the case then he would mind his own business
but compliment whatever works you decide to show him
chishiya secretly wears as many friendship bracelets you make under his jacket sleeves
maybe that's the reason why he doesnt want you to hold his arm 👀
and he puts your keychains on any keys he's got
he alters between like 3 keychains at once
per key holder he has
his parents, mostly his dad, makes fun of him for it
so that's why he hides them most of the time, especially in the house
and ofc, the more y'all grew older, the quality became prettier
sadly he threw some of the ones you made that could break easily or were like made out of macoroni
but he never told you
he just said he lost some of them
soon, you started ditching your bracelet/keychain hobby
because you were busy of course
i mean so was chishiya but he secretly missed your little crafty moments
he kept any bracelets and keychains he had left from you
he kept it in a small chest box on his desk
chishiya secretly wore that sky blue bracelet under his sleeves any time
even when working in the hospital
he has it on
and then one day you asked chishiya if you could come over for a bit
because you both had a day off and you had nothing else better to do
with a lot of persuasion, he said yes
and then you came in, admiring his little apartment
and then you saw it
the lil bracelet on his desk
you would let out the biggest squeal of the century
and chishiya, being a big tsundere, told you it wasn't what it looks like
"you kept iiiiiiiiittttt?????"
"kept what? thats a medical bracelet. its none of your business"
and then like quickly puts the bracelet back into the chest collection
you knew he wanted to drop the topic
and you wanted to tease him so badly
but you just couldnt stop with the biggest stupid smile on your face
chishiya hated how much it made you so fucking happy and ecstatic
because he wanted to smile and giggle with you. about how he kept everything
so he just told you to shut it and act like nothing happened
but he couldnt chat with you properly because that big cute smile on your face was distracting him
later, you snuck a peek into the chest to find all the things you made and gave him when he wasnt looking
but he noticed
because you were even smiling bigger and like a dork
like- just so dorky
you were so giddy
but he didn't do anything about it because..
he cant
he knew that you weren't going to let this go
like ever
AND AND AND
I'd like to add that if you ever got into the borderlands with him,
you'd notice that he has the bracelet on at all times
and there was never-ending teasing from you
he would turn down anyone who notices it!
chishiya's in denial
OR
if you weren't there in the borderlands, and it was just him,
chishiya would just look at the bracelet when things go wrong
he so subtle tho
he would still turn down anyone who asks.
you bet your ass that he kept it safe from the fire. so careful.
when he got shot by niragi,
he was fiddling with the bracelet and watching it like a homesick puppy.
cause he wants to return home
to you
#alice in borderland#chishiya x reader#alice in borderland x reader#aib#chishiya shuntaro#chishiya shuntaro x reader#x reader#box writes#chishiya#aib headcannons#aib headcanons#chishiya headcannons#chishiya headcanons#chishiya shontaru x reader#alice in borderland headcanons#alice in borderland headcannons#headcannons#headcanons
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@idcjustletmescroll : Hey boss it's me again. it's 12 A.M. and I just had the idea to request a request. Could you write RE8 ladies' (Donna, Dimitrescus and Miranda) thoughts and reaction to a y/n who suddenly becomes obsessed with Squishmallows and even gives them one from their collection?
I love squishmallows! I have a doggy on my bed :) Let’s get into it!
Alcina:
Alcina loves how Y/N goes through different phases of liking stuff. Y/N gets so excited when they become obsessed with something new and she loves to hear them tell her about it.
Y/N has a growing collection of squishmallows because of Alcina. (She’s an enabler).
Alcina is touched when Y/N gifts her one of their favorite squishmallows. Y/N knows she’ll take good care of it and sometimes, Alci even sleeps with it in her arms.
This is the squishmallow Alcina gets from Y/N:
A Dragon (For obvious reasons XD)
Donna:
Donna completely understands why Y/N is obsessed with these little plushies.
She has a couple of her own. She tried to make one, but she just doesn’t have the right materials. The plushie she did make still turned out adorable, though.
Donna actually gets a bit teary-eyed when Y/N gives her their favorite squishmallow. It’s the ultimate proof of how much Y/N trusts her.
This is the squishmallow Donna gets from Y/N:
A black panther (I just like the idea of a dark and stealthy animal for her)
Mother Miranda:
As much as Miranda tries to act indifferent, she finds Y/N’s fascination with these little toys adorable.
Y/N frequently walks into their bedroom to find a new plush that Miranda picked out just for them.
The priestess feels her heart warm at the fact that Y/N wants to share one of their plushies with her. Miranda gives Y/N a big kiss on the forehead and tells them she’ll guard the squishmallow with her life.
This is the squishmallow Miranda gets from Y/N:
A bluejay (Hehe, birb. I couldn’t find any crow squishmallows, unfortunately)
Bela:
Bela is a fan of snuggles. She is a little miffed that there are so many squishmallows on the bed that she can’t get to Y/N as easily now.
Bela does like to prop herself up with a couple and read.
Bela grins at Y/N and pinches their cheek when they give her one of their squishmallows. Now, she has her own little friend to cuddle with… Y/N’s the one who gets a little jealous this time.
This is the squishmallow that Bela gets from Y/N:
A lion (I like the golden color of it and Bela is fierce, y'all)
Cassandra:
Cass actually bought a squishmallow for Y/N from Duke… That started the little crackhead on their quest to get more.
One day, Cass walks into her room to find Y/N snuggled into a huge pile of squishmallows. She laughed really hard, but thought it was quite cute.
Cass legit sobbed on Y/N’s shoulder for 30 minutes when they gave her their fave squishmallow… Y/N began laughing, but Cass punched them in the shoulder and threatened no sex for a week so they quickly shut up.
This is the squishmallow that Cass gets from Y/N:
A bear (Cute little teddy holding honey, ‘cause she’s so sweet… But only to Y/N)
Daniela:
Dani is just as much of a squishmallow fanatic as Y/N is. She likes to get into bed and have Y/N hold her while she snuggles her head into the plush toys.
Dani and Y/N like to do those slow-mo squishmallow bounce TikToks where they rate the squishiness of each plushie. (I love those. Look them up if you haven’t seen them and are interested!)
When Y/N gives Dani one of their favorite squishmallows, they might as well have been asking her to marry them. Dani knows that they’ll be together forever now.
This is the squishmallow that Dani gets from Y/N:
A Shiba Inu (Ah, yes. Meme doggo fits Dani perfectly if you ask me!)
Masterlist
#re8#re8 village#alcina dimitrescu#lady dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu x reader#alcina dimitrescu x y/n#lady dimitrescu x reader#lady dimitrescu x y/n#cassandra dimitrescu#re8 shitpost#y/n is stupid#re8 incorrect quotes#bela dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#mother miranda#mother miranda x reader#donna beneviento x reader#bela dimitrescu x reader#cassandra dimitrescu x reader#daniela dimitrescu x reader
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D.A.M.N crew headcannons (complete with some memes bc who doesn't love those)
Freelancer used to work part time at a bookstore. They're a huge fan of romance novels. So is Damien, he'll never admit that though.
Has a stash of academic rivals to lovers under his bed in a box. (YES I STAND BY THE FACT DAMIEN IS ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS FANBOY)
Huxley grew up on like farm property and has a pet duck and golden (or some other big ass dog like a great dane or smth)
Lasko uses his air elemental power thingy to blow dry his hair. Once time Co worker walked in and got a face full of water droplets.
De(a)mons don't technically need to walk in the elegy, so they'll just float around. This led to Caelum having this cotton candy looking cloud he just floats around on. It leaves a trail of glitter everywhere it goes.
This leaves like Freelancer sweeping their their floors when Caelum comes around.
Also Caelum can walk, so sometimes he like parks the fucking cloud jumps off it and just stumbles around like a toddler.
Co worker is fucking amazing at parallel parking. Like sometimes other D.A.M.N teachers see them parking and think "oh shit they're not gonna make it" and THEY DO PERFECTLY EVERY TIME.
Damien played tennis back in high school, It just fits.
Damien is long sighted but wears contacts cause glasses are "too much of a hassle". Lasko is both short and long sighted has circle lenses and silver frames. Coworker got him those cool looking chains and he loves them so much (its reminds him of his dnd character ^^)
Huxley loves Damien with his glasses on. He really REALLY loves it when Damien's face gets all flushed when he presses a kiss to where Dames frame meets the bridge of his nose.<3
Freelancer, Damien and Lasko are coffee drinkers. Huxley and Co worker are tea drinkers. (Caelum drink hot cocoa or milkshakes, depends on the weather.)
Damien eats chips/popcorn w fucking chopsticks bc he hates the way the dust feels on his fingers.
Lasko stares at him everytime he sees it. like a judging "wtf" kinda stare
Gavin is actually ass at video games, but board games? Bro will destroy your ass in a game of fucking operation, embarrass your whole damn bloodline when he play uno, dishonor your damn herritage when he plays monopoly.
Gavin can tie a cherry stem w his tongue. It got tied around his piercing once and Freelancer laughed their ass off at the sight of a cherry hanging by his tongue.
They took a photo and now that photo is Freelancers homescreen.
Gavin sometimes acts like a curious child when it comes to certain things. Like being a de(a)mon he doesn't know certain things abt human technology.
Example. He likes flushing the water in the toilet, he likes the way it swirls. He loves keyboards, he loves the sound they make when you press on the keys.
Damien was a "gifted kid" skipped a grade back in like year 5
Gavin hates when people waste food, He doesn't even need to eat it just irks him.
Lasko is the person who buys books but never reads them. He has so many stacks of unread books in his apartment
Freelancer had broke their tailbone right after developing their powers.
Caelum was assigned to them bc they were yes a humanborn and yada yada, but it was mainly bc they were miserable because of the pain.
Yes, Freelancer became Caelum's charge bc of a broken tailbone.
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted lasko#redacted huxley#redacted caelum#redacted freelancer#redacted damien#redacted gavin#redacted damn crew
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Another one for @marroniere for the kissing meme. Thranto, 21. on a place of insecurity.
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“I do not understand why you look so negatively upon it, to me it looks much the same as any other humanoid nose. More attractive than many, I would venture.”
“You wouldn’t understand,” Eli groaned, staring at himself in the mirror yet again. “I mean, look at you. You’ve probably never been insecure about anything in your life. You probably don’t even know the meaning of the word.”
“You are wrong.” From where he was still sprawled in the bed Thrawn gave a sardonic smile, levered himself to a sitting position so Eli could see him better in the mirror. “Both in that I know the meaning of the word, and that I am perfectly capable of being so.”
“Oh, c’mon.” Eli turned around, gave Thrawn an openly incredulous look. “It’s nice of you to try and soothe me, but what could you possibly be insecure about?”
Thrawn considered, then beckoned Eli closer. Eli probably should’ve felt at least a little conflicted about how easily he obeyed, but admittedly they were so far past that point that it seemed like a galaxy away. “My lips.”
“Your lips?”
“Even by Chiss standards, I have often considered them far too narrow.” Thrawn tilted his head, a small smile playing around that thin mouth. “They somewhat spoil the symmetry of my face, which makes it less aesthetically pleasing. Given my interests, I have often bemoaned such an unfortunate flaw.”
“You’re mocking me,” Eli accused, and sighed as Thrawn gave him a faintly chiding look. “Sorry, sorry. It’s just… You never particularly look like you’re bemoaning anything.”
Thrawn nodded, acknowledging that, and shifted into a sitting position upon the bed as Eli came fully alongside. “That is because I have developed certain soothing techniques, that make the pain of my perceived deficiencies less within my mind. Would you like me to show you one of them?”
Eli hesitated for only a moment, before giving a slow nod.
Thrawn went up on his knees, an incredibly smooth movement for all of his bulk, until he was towering over Eli as usual. He regarded Eli’s face solemnly for a moment, his eyes lingering on the area of Eli’s nose, then slowly leaned in. He had telegraphed every single one of his movements, but the quick kiss he pressed there still somehow came as a shock.
It was probably less than a minute before Thrawn drew back again, but it felt like a century. Eli stared at Thrawn wide eyed. Thrawn, of course, responded with his usual level of cool neutrality; apart from the very slight upwards quirk of the left corner of his mouth, the downright fond look in his eyes.
“As you can see, such a technique works wonders,” Thrawn said eventually, into the slightly baffled - at least on Eli’s end - silence that had grown up between them. “Would you perhaps wish to demonstrate it upon me in turn?”
Eli found his voice, with some effort. “You are mocking me.”
“Perhaps.” The quirk of Thrawn’s mouth grew even more pronounced, what would’ve probably been a fit of helpless giggles from anybody less perfectly controlled. “Tell me, do you really mind?”
The answer to that was obvious. Eli tackled Thrawn fully back to the bed, and covered that now fully smiling mouth - not so narrow, when transformed by joy - with his own.
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Emin's baldi's basics recast meme with class of 3000 characters
Dedicated to @splashy900 @sayuri-does-skits @nia1sworld @aquamarine-dream-queen @ducktoonz903707 @blo0st4r @iggyguyy @nightkit92 And all my other besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals, And my two girlfriends And my boyfriend that always support And love me And even love my Projects And ideas, heres another recast meme I had in mind Today =^_^=
So, I was playing baldi's basics on my phone, And I started imagining the class of 3000 characters as the characters because when I was a 9 year old boo-boo, I always watched lots of youtubers playing lots of baldi's basics mods, so I thought: "what if there was a baldi's basics mod but with class of 3000 characters?" So heres a recast meme of it =^.^= And this is called "Sunny's musics in education And learning" And I'll make this as Journal series AU =^_^=
And heres some explanation of the characters:
Number one, Lil' D as the protagonist - lil' D would honestly really fit the role of the protagonist because of his personality And all that, And I know that he is a big fan of Sunny but imagine that this is just like an act for them all
Number two, Kam as the protagonist's friend - Kam would definetly fit the role of the protagonist's friend, I know that protagonist's friend didnt appear in the game, but I imagine that he actually did And Kam appearing in this story as Lil' D's a.k.a protagonist's friend (I know lil' D And kam are already friends btw ^///^;)
Number three, Sunny as Baldi - Sunny would really fit the role of Baldi, but ofcourse Sunny will be music teacher just like on the show, And I feel like he would have his SAXOPHONE to probably slap in his Hand like how Baldi slaps his ruler in his Hand, I know its kinda weird for Sunny to really slap his saxophone in his Hand but oh well ^///^;
Number four, Madison as playtime - all the class of 3000 fans know why I chose Madison as playtime, Its obviously because of madison's playful, optimistic And quirky personality, And in my AU she actually loves playing with The jump rope. And like playtime, she would get sad when Lil' D a.k.a protagonist cuts her jump rope
Number five, Principal Luna as principal of the thing - Principal Luna is the principal like principal of the thing ofcourse, so thats why I decided for Luna to be principal of the thing. And I feel like in the story, he would Pick Lil' D by his shirt And get him to his office for detention And say: "when will you tweens And teens learn?"
Number six, Lil' G as its a bully - Since Lil' G is clearly Lil' D's rival like how Salieri is a rival to Sunny, I thought that this role would perfectly fit Lil' G. And he is a bully-looking Guy just like Salieri, Brooklyn Bill, Addison, Freddie, Bambi, jim And Jam. And I imagine Lil' G saying things to Lil' D like: "Oh, no items? You dont have anythin'? Then you get no pass."
Number seven, Cheddar man "Charles" as gotta sweep - I just thought of cheddar man "Charles" being gotta sweep, I know he isnt a janitor on the Show (neither in the reboot). And I imagine in the episodes of 'SMIEAL' (short for 'Sunny's basics in education And learning') stories, when Lil' D would Open the room where cheddar man "Charles" is in, he would just stand here with his arms crossed And probably be like: "why do I still work here" X3
Number eight, Philly Phil as arts And crafters - I imagined philly Phil being arts And crafters And being first kinda embarassed or not really wanting to interact with Lil' D, but then after lil' D collects all notebooks, just like arts And crafters he becomes more aggresive And mad And chases after lil' D in the way to help Sunny
Number nine, Jim as 1st prize - I know she is pretty rude, but she likes giving tight hugs And pushing others in my AU, And since she didnt really speak in 'westley side story' episode, her voice would be the same like Kim but a little more pitched. And in the episodes, whenever Lil' D gets away from her, she gets mad And says: "hey! How rude!" And she would just go away
Number ten, Salieri as Filename2 - I honestly thought Salieri would fit this role as Filename2 a.k.a 'Null'. And he wouldnt really be corrupted like how Null is, but he will often appear in the episodes of the story series
And if y'all have any more ideas or suggestions for this new AU, then y'all can say it either in replies, reblogs, ask box or private messages =^_^=
I hope y'all will like this =^////^= 💛🧡 I'll draw them all tommorow just like 'class of 3000 animal au', 'class of 3000 agent au', 'dark folklores of class of 3000 au', 'class of 3000 musical au' AND 'class of 3000 haunted School au' =^_^=
#sunny's musics in education and learning#baldis basics#class of 3000#class of 3000 sunny#sunny bridges#class of 3000 lil' d#class of 3000 kim and kam#class of 3000 principal luna#class of 3000 madison#class of 3000 lil' g#class of 3000 cheddar man#class of 3000 salieri#class of 3000 philly phil#recast#recast memes
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I’m definitely gonna curse myself later for having written and posted this, but here we go.
I present to you: Batkids x skincare time (aka face masks, specifically.)
Jason’s just lying down with a book in hand, lazing around, having applied a face mask.
Dick enters.
He takes one look at Jason.
And much to Jason’s horror, he wails a bloody scream.
“WHO IS THIS MONSTER IN OUR LIVING ROOM.”
Jason just flips him off with a somber expression.
The woes of having an older brother who acts like an insufferable younger brother.
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When Dick applies a face mask, it sits so perfectly on and fits so well around his face as if his face was the base standard for all face masks.
Needless to say, everybody’s jealous.
I’m imagining him with literal sparkles around his face as if he’s the perfect anime girl protagonist, and a ridiculous smile.
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Barbara’s sitting on her chair behind the monitors, eyes closed as she gently softens the face mask on her skin.
“Oracle,” comes Batman’s grumpy voice from the comms.
“In a second!” She responds, having finished up.
She cracks her knuckles, a maniacal smile spread on her lips. “Time to ruin some thugs day.”
Flash-forward to twenty minutes later, sounds of screams and pleas coming back to her from Batman’s comm.
A pleased smile is plastered on her face. “Ahhh. Like remedy for my soul!”
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Contrary to public assumption (aka his siblings), Tim takes skincare very seriously. Alas, he falls asleep every time he applies a face mask.
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Damian has to be chased around like a cat afraid of taking showers when it’s time for face masks. There are nails (read claws) and scratches involved.
At some point or another, Tim just throws the mask at his face like that one meme with parents throwing cheese at their babies. (If you haven’t seen it please search it up. I promise it’s so fucking funny lmao)
Damian, fuming, has that murder look™️ in his eyes.
Then—
Huh.
He actually kinda likes the cold, sticky wet feeling on his face????
Of course, he’ll die thrice over before telling Drake that.
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Steph is big on skincare. Cass, though? Honestly, she could do without them. But it’s Steph. So of course she indulges her.
And they have the best time, too.
So there are masks on their faces, and Cass is goofing around a little at the beginning, making faces at Steph and making her laugh. Steph has to bat her hands away from the mask to stop her from tearing it up.
Then they settle down and sit together on a rug in the middle of the living room, nail polish of all colors (and I mean all colors. Every shade. Glittery and regular and opaque alike,) spread all around them. There’s pop music blasting from somewhere in the room, and Steph is doing Cass’ nails with a polish she’s just bought last week, experimenting with a new technique she’s learned on the youtube.
Cass loves being Steph’s model. Her nails usually end up so pretty.
Cass can do without skincare days, but honestly? They’re too much fun to miss on when she’s doing it with Steph. They fool around and they listen to music and they gossip.
And she ends up having had such a good time in the end.
#i wanted to write something for duke too#but i dont really know his attitude that well#batman comics#batman#dc#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#barbara gordon#oracle#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orhpan#black bat#batgirl#batfam#bat family#my headcanons
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taylor swift // reputation rp meme.
edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!
...ready for it?
knew he was a killer.
he's a ghost.
i see nothing better.
touch me and you'll never be alone.
no one has to know.
in my dreams, you should see the things we do.
i know i'm gonna be with you.
are you ready for it?
every love in comparison is a failure.
i'm so very tame now.
let the games begin.
end game.
i wanna be your end game.
you and me, we got big reputations.
i got some big enemies.
you like the bad ones.
i don't wanna miss you.
i don't wanna hurt you.
they told you i'm crazy.
i swear i don't love the drama, it loves me.
i can't let you go.
your hand prints on my soul.
you've been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks.
i did something bad.
i never trust a narcissist, but they love me.
this is how the world works.
all he thinks about is me.
i can feel the flames on my skin.
i owe him nothing.
he had it coming.
they say i did something bad.
they say i did something bad, then why's it feel so good?
i let them think they saved me.
they never see it coming.
you gotta leave before you get left.
they're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one.
don't blame me.
love made me crazy.
my drug is my baby.
i've been breaking hearts a long time.
something happened.
i just need you.
for you i would cross the line.
for you i would lose my mind.
she's gone too far this time.
i'm just gonna call you mine.
i'm insane, but i'm your baby.
i once was poison ivy, but now i'm your daisy.
for you i would fall from grace.
i'd beg you on my knees to stay.
i get to high every time you're loving me.
delicate.
this ain't for the best.
my reputation's never been worse.
you must like me for me.
we can't make any promises now can we?
just think of the fun things we could do.
is it cool that i said all that?
is it chill that you're in my head?
i know that it's delicate.
is it too soon to do this yet?
do the girls back home touch you like i do?
stay here, honey, i don't wanna share.
are you ever dreaming of me?
i pretend you're mine.
look what you made me do.
i don't like your little games.
i don't like your perfect crime.
i got smarter, i got harder in the nick of time.
i rose up from the dead.
i rose up from the dead, i do it all the time.
look what you made me do.
all i think about is karma.
maybe i got mine, but you'll all get yours.
i don't trust nobody.
i'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.
so it goes.
you make everyone disappear.
gold cage, hostage to my feelings.
i'm yours to keep.
i'm yours to lose.
i do bad things with you.
you make me jealous.
i got your heart skipping.
you did a number on me.
gorgeous.
you've ruined my life by not being mine.
you're so gorgeous.
i'm so furious at you for making me feel this way.
i feel like i might sink and drown and die.
there's nothing i hate more than what i can't have.
getaway car.
nothing good starts in a getaway car.
it was the best of times, the worst of crimes.
i wanted to leave him.
i needed a reason.
x marks the spot where we fell apart.
i was lying to myself.
we never had a shotgun shot in the dark.
don't pretend it's such a mystery.
think about the place where you first met me.
there were sirens in the beat of your heart.
should've known i'd be the first to leave.
but with three of us, honey, it's a sideshow.
a circus ain't a love story.
now we're both sorry.
us traitors never win.
that was the last time you ever saw me.
king of my heart.
i'm perfectly fine.
i'm better off alone.
we rule the kingdom inside my room.
all at once, you are the one i have been waiting for.
you are all i want.
i'll never let you go.
your love is a secret i'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep.
the taste of your lips is my idea of luxury.
is this the end of all the endings?
my broken bones are mending.
all at once, this is enough.
this is enough.
dancing with our hands tied.
i loved you in secret.
we love without reason.
how were you to know.
my love had been frozen.
my love had been frozen deep blue, but you painted me golden.
you painted me golden.
i could've spent forever with your hands in my pockets.
there was nothing in the world that could stop it.
i had a bad feeling.
you had turned my bed into a sacred oasis.
there was no one in the world who could take it.
i loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would divide us.
can we dance through an avalanche?
i'm a mess.
i'm the mess that you wanted.
it's gravity keeping you with me.
dress.
they got no idea about me and you.
there is an indentation in the shape of you.
made your mark on me.
my hands are shaking from holding back from you.
say my name and everything just stops.
i don't want you like a best friend.
only bought this dress so you could take it off.
carve your name into my bedpost.
if i get burned, at least we were electrified.
everyone thinks that they know us.
they know nothing.
even in my worst lies, you saw the truth in me.
now i wake up by your side.
my one and only, my lifeline.
this is why we can't have nice things.
there are no rules.
feeling so gatsby for that whole year.
why'd you have to rain on my parade?
this is why we can't have nice things.
did you think i wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
you stabbed me in the back.
friends don't try to trick you.
if only you weren't so shady.
here's a toast to my real friends.
forgiveness is a nice thing to do.
i can't even say it with a straight face.
call it what you want.
my castle crumbled overnight.
they took the crown.
they took the crown, but it's alright.
nobody's heard from me in months.
nobody's heard from me in months, i'm doing better than i ever was.
i'm doing better than i ever was.
call it what you want.
my baby loves me like i'm brand new.
all my flowers grew back as thorns.
he built a fire just to keep me warm.
they fade to nothing when i look at him.
i make the same mistakes every time.
at least i did one thing right.
i did one thing right.
starry eyes sparking up my darkest night.
he really knows me.
you don't need to save me.
would you run away with me?
you don't need to save me, but would you run away with me?
new year's day.
don't read the last page.
i stay when you're lost.
i'm scared.
you're turning away.
i want your midnights.
i'll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year's day.
you squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi.
i can tell that it's gonna be a long road.
i'll be there if you're the toast of the town.
i'll be there if you're the toast of the town, or if you strike out and you're crawling home.
hold on to the memories.
hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you.
please don't ever become a stranger.
don't ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognise anywhere.
you and me forevermore.
i will hold on to you.
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