Hobie Brown is so,so,SO book!Percy Jackson-coded

GUYS GUYS GUYSSSSSSSSSS THERE'S FINALLY A PJO PICREW!!!!

I've wanted this for years,i'm so fucking happy!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕This is my self-insert Lex de los Santos,they're a son and daughter of Demeter,the eighth demigod of the Second Great Prophecy and Percy's love interest♡

@leo-thecactus @cottoncandyspikes @cottoncandyteeth @c0tt0n-c4ndy-sw1rlz @peachyblkdemonslayer @panbelle @moonage-gaydream @insomniac-jay @julieemarine @floof-ghostie @crimgy @edityrhometown @notmonaca @writtenletterstotheworld @honeypotsworld @confused-wizard @angel-beloved @genderconfusedhellenic @theautisticcentre @million-golden-drachmas @maliagf @ Literally all my Pjo mutuals and you're welcome to join in even if we aren't moots!!Let's go to Camp Half Blood together!

@punkeropercyjackson ‘s transfem percy design!!

Please don't take this as me trying to downplay Rick Riordan's extremely queerphobic writing(critisism of him is all over my old blog and i don't plan to not continue posting more on this one)but one of his mess up's that's not problematic and actually the funniest shit to me is that he made his first ever gay male character,Nico,and had the so called guy as his crush be Percy,the biggest trans woman egg in the entire franchise.No line or description in either of their series' is funnier and they had tough ass competition

Listen to me..Autistic Percy jackson.

Me writing Percy Jackson as autistic with a hyper fixation on Greek Mythology: It's like a reward.

Percy’s one of those extroverted people who love people, but also have no idea what social cues fucking are.

Welcome to his hades guys.

something i think everyone forgets about heroes of olympus is that literally no one thought they would come out alive. like all these 15 year olds were like "yeah ik going on this quest from california to rome will probably kill me or one of my best buddies but YOLO" like what how are we all so ok about this

and you can try saying that any of them didnt so before anyone tries:

-annabeth in the WHOLE of house of hades

-frank with his fire stick of death

-nico thought he was the loose end no one would try to protect in battle and shadowtravelling with the athena statue

-percy and jason both couldnt remember important bits so thought they would miss something and get everyone killed

-hazel thought she would literally curse someone BY ACCIDENT

-piper always accidentally using charmspeak on gods, putting her and everyone else at risk

-special mention for reyna because she nearly killed herself giving energy to nico

AGH i will never forgive rick for doing this

edit becasue i forgot leo (forgive me for my crimes it was 2am)

-leo thought he would BLOW EVERYONE UP !??!?!??!?!

annabeth getting distracted by the cool mechanics when percy could have died at any moment is the most painfully relatable neurodivergent moment ever

Like father, like son 🍓🍊🍋🍏🫐🍇

the lightning thief series

🤝

the ballad of songbirds and snakes movie

reawakening my middle school hyperfixations since 2023

'Percy Jackson is just a normal guy in a strange world':Incorrect

'Percy Jackson is a role model for young boys and a female fantasy':Closer but not quite correct

'Percy Jackson is not a gendered character in a meta sense because Percy being a boy has nothing to do with their personality and stories EXCEPT proving themselves as different from other 'male' characters and this is a big reason why they're so easy to read as transfem among the countless ones and so appealing to black women,autistic women and obviously irl trans women and widely beloved by lesbians and aroaces and by making Percy normal,you are fundamentally ruining their character because they were meant to be completely nonconformist just naturally and their rebellious attitude is a result of growing up as a minority in-text by being neurodivergent and poor and fighting against for themself and others like them and this is another fascet of their appeal and why the first take is the most popular one because it comes from hatred of and discomfort towards irl Percys(read:autistic people and feminine trans people)fueled by bigotry so that's the discourse around book!Percy being afrolatino interpretation,the mass harrasment towards Perachel shippers and Rachel fans and both towards Leah for playing Annabeth by white/allistic Pjo fans and the ass kissing towards Luke as the palpable victim of society unlike Percy:CORRECT!!!!!

Annabeth Chase being a lesbian is way more realistic than Percabeth because no person who's attracted to men,be they a woman or nonbinary or a man themself,is upset by being attracted to Percy Jackson.Literally no Percy simp i've met can shut up about how down bad they are for him(and he deserves it)and i actively seek them out because i'm also one.Who the hell who's not a lesbian would be embarrased and angry about being in love with the perfect man.It's fake as hell and also shows that Rick is also not attracted to men.He just dosen't get us so he made all his girls lesbians by accident😔

just realized i never posted these. anyways a few edits plus percy stimming cuz i said so

nico is a ghost, nico is gay, nico is a practicing pagan, nico is autistic, nico is antigone-coded, nico is enveloped by death (ghosts, grief, memories haunting him, the life he left behind one more ghost enveloping him, he spends time in the underworld because death is all he remembers and all he really has), nico is mediterranean, nico is from the 30s, nico has depression, nico is sentimental, nico is a crier, nico both self-isolates and is isolated by other people, nico is resilient, nico has a weird relationship with food, nico gets along the best with people also left out, nico is self destructive, nico’s love is bigger than himself and that’s his fatal flaw, nico was always meant to be a tragic character, no matter what in his storyline changed, no matter if Bianca never died and they never went to the lotus hotel, nico is strawberries, nico has freckles, nico has visited several countries and probably met people in all of them, nico is humans by big thief, nico is alien by lebanon hanover, nico has suffered from internalized homophobia, nico is from venice, nico has lost all the memories of the life he originally had and was supposed to keep, nico wants to be liked, to belong, but he’s been pushed away for so long he began believing he didn’t belong, nico yearns, nico cares about the dead, nico knows all about death and it’s rituals, nico is an inmigrant, nico is dead to the government, nico wanted to be a pirate, nico grew up catholic, nico refuses to do anything than might make himself look vulnerable to other people, nico is amazing with swords, nico is currently 15, nico was homeless for years, nico was the first person to go to Tartarus and come out alive, and he did it by choice, nico is willingly to risk his life to save someone else’s, nico will spend the rest of his life mourning a girl no one remembers, who has no grave or place in the underworld, who nico will eventually forget parts of, her face, her voice, because he has no photos of, but a love than will never fade, nico belongs in another time, nico refuses to lose his humanity, nico has been burned too many times, and now doesn’t even try to fit in, nico wears all black both because he likes it but also because he’s mourning, nico doesn’t read very well in english, nico moves his hands to articulate as he’s speaking, nico has ptsd, nico has a weird relationship with touch, nico is

No but listen "there is something wrong with my brain!" hey hey just listen "there is something wrong with my brain!" dude you're not hearing it "there is something wrong with my brain!" no you dont get it "THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN!"