Percy: I think I'm bi

Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought

Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy

Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead

Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!

Percy: Tell me what?

Nico:

The three dead crushes:

Percy:

Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too

Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know

nothing sluttier than an unintended bisexual character

Yeah i had to make this one too LMFAO

Thinking about how 12 year old Percy took one look at Hades and described him as lithe, graceful and powerful, his eyes mesmerizing. Percy wondered what Hades underwear looked like. He wanted to lie down at his feet and take a nap. 100% attracted instantly.

And then two years later, Hades' 10-12 year old child Nico comes along and falls head over heels in love with Percy, while Percy risks his life to defend Nico and Bianca from Dr. Thorn. Nico starts hero worshipping this super powerful demigod that so protective and attractive.

And in return by the end of ttc and botl Percy starts seeing Nico as this kid he needs to protect and takes the weight/heat of a great prophecy so Nico doesnt have to, and Percy becomes the pseudo-parent of Nico by feeding him and worrying about his safety and protecting him.

And then you think in a crack AU version of PJO this would've turned into the world's most awkward love triangle right?

Then you remember that in tlo Hades and Nico worked together to successfully lure Percy down to the underworld. (Not to mention that kidnapping is a thing for Hades, it's how he got his wife). I-

what line in the tsats made me cry, you ask?

the one that made percy jackson canonically straight.

Hey full offense but why is it more accepted/popular to ship Miles with a man his dad's age and Percy with a guy who he only interacted with when he was a minor than it is to ship them with girls who aren't Gwen and Annabeth.No really,Spiderverse and Riordanverse fandoms,i'd love to hear your reasoning.Hit me

okay, we've decided as a fandom that Percy's bi awaking would be Luke, but what would annabeth's be? My votes on Clarisse.

Your telling me 12 year old annabeth wouldn't see Clarisse beating the shit out of some camper and be like woah

bisexual king

i love the fact that u guys portray fanon annabeth as

percy: dam she's hot

annabeth: I'M RIGHT HERE????

when canon annabeth is like this

percy: dam she's hot

annabeth: you're so right 😍😍

percy being bi is literally canon what are you guys talking about

Ethan: that Jackson kid keeps giving me these looks that are freaking me out.

Luke: like he's a scared little puppy who needs taking in or like he thinks he can fix you.

Ethan: the second one?

Luke: Yeah... he like likes you, man.

Ethan: what?

Luke: Yeah. I don't think he knows, though. He didn't with me.

Ethan: but I thought him and that girl were-

Luke suddenly very serious: we don't talk about the girl.

jesus christ i found this on twitter and im pretty sure it is the only intelligent thing anyone on twitter has ever said

The differences between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson in why Percy is a good character and his series' are good too while Harry is a bad character and his entire franchise is bad as a whole comes down to their life experiences.Nobody suspected Harry was a wizard so he didn't face discrimination,real or of the fantasy metaphor kind,and Rowling never wrote him as being a part of any oppressed group.But we are told in the very first page of Percy's story that he was a 'troubled kid' because he was always getting trouble for having adhd and undiagnosed autism-This one was not intentional on Rick's part but he fills out every autistic trait,both personality wise and how he's treated by the narrative and the other characters-no matter how hard he tried to be a 'good kid' and we're also told that this has been going on since he started kindergarten and dosen't stop in the following books either

Harry Potter was abused because of intrafamily history so he couldn't have cared less about changing the Wizarding World for the better.Percy Jackson was abused because he's a minority so he's been personally harmed by the broken systems and norms he lives in his whole life so he works hard to make it better for others like him-Both by fighting the corrupted people who run things AND being kind to and helping other minorities directly!!!-at the cost of his own eternal wish for normalcy.Harry's a cop,Percy's one of us

Poseidon: *watches Percy hero-worship Luke at chb*

Poseidon: *watches Percy blush tomato red around Luke*

Poseidon: *watches Percy follow Luke into the forest for a drink with just the two of them, something akin to a date between children*

Poseidon: *watches Hermes choose to send Percy to convince his favorite son to return to him*

Poseidon:

Poseidon, to Percy in ttc: Your "friend" Luke-

Percy: He'S nOt My FrIeNd!!! 😤😡😭

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Fine.

Poseidon: Your crush who stabbed you in the back-

GUYS GUYS GUYSSSSSSSSSS THERE'S FINALLY A PJO PICREW!!!!

I've wanted this for years,i'm so fucking happy!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕This is my self-insert Lex de los Santos,they're a son and daughter of Demeter,the eighth demigod of the Second Great Prophecy and Percy's love interest♡

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