Percy Jackson everyone.
Ever the charmer.
The guy who was stuck in a death labyrinth with 3 people, all of which had a crush on him. AND THIS IS HIS PICK-UP LINE???? HOW DID HE PULL 3 WHOLE ASS BADASS PEOPLE???
The worst part is that it fucking worked. THIS WAS HIS LINE AND IT WORKED!
For those who say that Percy is a simp for Annabeth, just remember that Annabeth is just as much a simp because girlie blushed.
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Someone has definitely thought of this or spoke of this before but I’m rereading The Lightning Thief (after like 7/8 years) and one of the biggest things they hit on in the first half of the book is how powerful names are.
When Percy first learns about essentially everything regarding being a half-blood, Olympus being real, etc etc…the one thing that Mr. D and Chiron really beat into Percy’s head is that names have real power.
So just being reminded of that made me think back to the series and how huge of a deal it was that Percy not only prayed to his mom instead of any Olympian God but that when he was being told he was Poseidons son by Mr. D he outright corrected him by stating he was Sally Jackson’s son.
Not only was this 12 year old essentially saying fuck you to the Gods, he was using their own power against them in the only way an undetermined (at least until he is) 12 year old could.
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"He's a Son of Poseidon!" "She's a Daughter of Apollo" "They are a child of Artemis and blessed by all the gods" "He's a child of Hades"
Yeah, yeah, we get it. But do you know what I want?
A child of Dionysus! Why you ask?
Well first of all, it would be fucking hilarious. Imagine hearing all those amazing stories about getting claimed by a magical sign in the sky and being all excited just for the grumpy camp director to show up and be like "yeah, don't worry and don't make a fuss, that's one of mine" and just leaves again.
Second, he doesn't seem like a complete asshat of a father? I mean, he's a god so he is a shitty parent but, he's the only god (except maybe post hoo Apollo) who actually cares about his children to the extend that he mourn for them. Remember when his son died in the fourth book of PJO? That wasn't pretend as far as I'm concerned. Or when he asks Percy to look after his son in The last Olympian because he (even though he doesn't say it out loud) can't stand the thought of loosing another child.
So yeah, maybe he doesn't get the "Father-of-the-year" Award, but he's definetly not the worst parent.
[Also, as far as I remeber he truly loves his wife, so your parents really must be something special and therefore you too]
And lastly: Amazing powers
Dionysus is the god of wine, theater and joy as well as fertility so you probably are really good at drinks and stuff. Probably have a green thumb. His children are quite popular due their theatrical tendencies that light up the conversations or mood. But this can be quite useful too.
Turning enemies into grapes, tie them up with vines and being very convincing due to their natural acting talents.
However Dionysus is also the god of madness, ecstasy and intoxication.
Sure, children of the big three are bloody powerful and I surely don't want to make enemies out of an Ares or Athena child but Dionysus?
Imagine having an opponent that can drive you into madness (literally) with just the snap of their fingers. Imagine fighting alongside someone who can turn your team into ecstasy and therefore increasing their motivation while at the same time intoxicating the enemies to a point where they loose their mind and can't stand straight.
Sure, breaking somebody's body good and well, but breaking somebody's mind and bending it to your will ? That is true power.
A/N: Since some people mentioned it, I know, that Castor and Pollux exist. I even mentioned them in this post. This is mainly about fanfiction. However I wouldn't mind having a canon story with a dionysus child as protagonist, but I really don't care if Riordan uses Pollux or invents a new one.
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Wait I have a theory… so a lot of ppl with adhd have hyper fixations right? (*ahem*literally me*cough cough* who said that?) …so do you think that the Pjo characters would have hyper fixations? Coz I’m thinking…
Sally*knocking on Percy’s door*: Percy what are you doing in there?
Percy: I’m uhh- just… tidying up a little!
Sally: your… tidying up?
Percy: mhmmm!
Sally: … right I’m coming in there
Percy: no mum don’t-
*sally opens the door to see Percy sat on the floor shoving rows and rows of tiny shark toys under the bed*
Sally: what… the heck..
Shhh they are his emotional support sharks…
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